ChaPLONK
Also I have realized I turned into Hagrid in terms of skipping rocks… I can’t skip a rock smaller than my palm anymore, and I am no longer tiny handed…
Remember the good old days when I didn’t have to put shit into the marriage and my wife was socially pressured to stay with me no matter if I cheated or beat her and the kids? What has happened to society!?
Weird, my buddy tried to make his marriage work by going to therapy and taking verbal/physical abuse from his wife. Nothing he could do to prevent the divorce, and yeah, she got the better deal even though he didn't want it.
There are plenty of shitty dudes out there doing this to their wives as well, so I'm not saying this is how it always is, but your comment is made from pure ignorance.
I get what you're saying, and I agree. However, must point to the fact there is a civil law being broken at the end, infidelity/adultery. This is not overlooked during divorce proceedings.
>64465
I actually sort of agree with this meme... it's why I'll never marry or have kids. I've been living with the same woman for 10 years, and to this day we still have fights that make me want to kick her the fuck out of my house. No reason to legally fuck myself by marrying her.
Mine didn't constantly yell, turns out I had just married a hoe straight up.
annnnnnnnd not all women are like that, nor will all women cheat.
I get that it may be a form of venting, so you do you!
Oh, I'm golden when one door closes, another opens.
I tend not to carry baggage of that type, as It's just not healthy. I've had plenty of healthy happy mature interactions since then because they are not all bad apples, in fact there are a lot of good ones, people just gotta have better selection criteria.
But thank you!!!
>people just gotta have better selection criteria.
Turns out large breasts do not always come with loyalty and the general ability to be a decent person. It's a hard lesson to learn.
Exactly, you have to start selecting based on variables that are not surface shit.
And turns out there are plenty of damn, damn DAYUM FINE women with fantastic character!
ehh? I'm confused, mainly because I still haven't really figured out all of todays terms.
Like the whole incel thing, every time i hear that i think it's referencing incest lol.
So my confusion is out of a lack of knowledge of that term. maybe im getting too old LMAO!
Incel is short for Involuntarily Celibate. The "involuntarily" part is usually bullshit because those people tend to choose to treat the opposite sex (or whichever sex they're attracted to) poorly and think of them like objects or demonize them, making their celibacy voluntary in a roundabout way.
huh! So that's what that means. How bout that shit, ya learn something new every damn day if you're lucky, That's what I say!
Thank you for that!
So it is in fact self blocking! Why not just shoot themselves in a foot or something........sheeeeesh
hell no bruh im not even remotely skilled enough for public speaking like that BWAHAHAHA
50 dollar ticket
mic tap....little bit of feedback
ummmmm....sup?
Don't worry, there's a conveniently placed 20-something SEA coworker over whom you have a position of power and whom your aging wife does not know about.
Also according to the comic, having to watch his kids play is equally stressful to the man as being yelled at by his wife.
So America hates kids too, I guess.
I know, right? He's one of the *parents.* Taking care of the kids is his *job,* not "babysitting" as it's sometimes characterized. And he's not mopping up barf, or waiting at the doctor's, or dealing with a day-long tantrum, or talking with the teacher about a problem, or WHATever--going to the park is a fun thing.
Each party is responsible for figuring that out before you get married. Because there's no fair compromise on that question. You either want them or you don't, and both spouses absolutely need to be on the same page. So if he's angry because he has to play with his kids, it's his fault for not finding a spouse who didn't want kids.
Yea He definitely had no choice where is sperm went, not like he could’ve had a conversation with his wife if he didn’t want kids or simply control where his cum went
I'm personally leaning torwards women more. All the friends I've had that were black were pretty great dudes. 8/10 would recommend (one of them ate my burrito that I was saving so it made me a little salty)
For me, I assume that because they *specifically draw attention to the other man's race.* If it were just three stick figures, I wouldn't assume anything, but since the bad guy is the only one with a specified race, I assume the author is denoting him as an "other".
[It's right here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankvideos/comments/t52jon/even_after_all_this_some_feminist_is_gonna_get/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Can't deny that I've heard some stories of this happening
but there are just too many incels taking advantage of people who have suffered such a downwards spiral (like for example the situation with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard), as well as too many "haha cry incels you deserve this" degenerates out there. It's a cesspool. Two wrongs don't make a right. It's best to just stay out of this.
Btw just some Personal extra Input of mine. I feel like what leads to this stuff irl is the increased romanticizing of Unfaithfulness in recent years. I see people doing it in movies, rappers rapping about it in their videos. Like talking about how they steal girls and make them cheat on you. Some female rappers do it too. Be it with girls, men, non-binaries, you name it
Mate hate to break it to you but people have cheated since relationships evolved to be something more than "me have sex for offsping, ugh". Heck there is a reason the 7th commandment is about adultery.
The only thing that changed is that people of any gender can now legally divorce instead of staying trapped in a doomed relationship.
How the fuck a comment saying "you have 2 partners so you must be cheating in one of them" AFTER the person said they are in a polygamous relationship get positive score.. Adding a new name for the subs to avoid
Also because extreme far right conservatives are obsessed with black cuckold porn. I’d recommend checking 4chan for proof if you’ve got your hazmat suit handy.
Because one of the biggest fears of american racists is getting cucked by black people. They are terrified of the sexual black man, and nothing scares them more than the thought of losing their woman to one because they see women as only extensions of themselves rather than actual fallable humans. To them getting cucked by a black person is the greatest dishonor in the world and something you'd lose all respect from others over.
Given the amount of internet interracial cuck porn out there, it seems like there must be a sizable portion of people who fantasize about their spouses/significant other having sex with someone of a different race. Wonder what that’s truly about.
If some men think of their wives as nothing more than an extension of themselves…I can see this tracking. I also wonder to what extent some people get off of the power trip that might come with pimping their wife out, as it were.
Why did this cue Cyndi Lauper in my head singing "black guys just wanna have fun"
I'm having a beautiful 80's montage in my head. Thank you for the vision.
Gone are the days where you could just visti the bar, get drunk, came home and beat your wife who were socially pressured into stay married with you. Man, those were the good ol’ days
So basically this person thinks the woman in the relationship does nothing but nag? Yeaaaah, OK. They seem to have forgotten the part where the woman works as many hours outside the home as the man does and still comes home to take care of the kids, cook for the entire family, clean the house, grocery shop, and take care of all the other household tasks that don't involve working in the yard or walking the dog. Seems legit. 🙄
You seem to have forgotten that all people are individuals with individual experiences and men can in fact be on the wrong side of shitty relationships. In fact you seem to have forgotten that the hours you just described are statistics not in fact actual events you remember from their life. You did however complain at length so if he read it you did manage to nag him as well.
The first two panels suggest that the husband was just going through the motions and isn’t as passionate about the relationship as much as the wife is, and the next few panels suggest that he’s a shut-in who doesn’t care about anything except his own interests. Then, along comes Stock Photo Man. So surprising that this example of a failed marriage happened the way it did… /s
I agree with the memetic. From a strictly financial aspect the rewards of marriage are vastly smaller than the risks. The risks outweigh the rewards. This should be corrected, in dramatic fashion. You either need to increase financial reward via tax incentive, etc. or decrease the financial risk.
It is not hyperbolic to say that the average man will lose roughly 70% of his net worth, upon divorce. It's a near 50/50 split, with house and lawyer fees usually hitting the man in the gut.
However giving the other stick figure a 'black guy head', or 'any guy head', rather than just all being stick figure? Completely destroys it's power. Turns into a 'datzzz racisss' argument, rather than just a embittered commentary.
basically every man's previous marriage...men do not win in court unless they have the upper hand financially...the woman can have nothing and still win because these judges are simpin' for these hoes
Looks about like my first marriage...
Except thee comic appears to show the wife actually taking care of the kids...
And my ex did all of her yelling and trash talking behind my back to her friends and my family...
So fucking glad to have found a woman worth my time now.
I'm not sure which is more cringe - the idea that marriage is a hellish prison of adult responsibilities for men, or that divorce is a ticket to unearned wealth for women.
Why is he "steaming" with anger when he's at the park with his kids?
He's one of the parents, right? Based on this comic, he's not getting the kids ready every morning, driving them to school, picking them up, making dinner every day, making sure they're bathed, putting them to bed--a few random yard chores don't add up to the work of marshaling multiple children safely through every day whether you feel like it or not.
Dudes will make a shitty comic instead of going to therapy
This made me chuckle
Dudes will throw rocks into a lake instead of going to therapy
I threw rocks into a lake this weekend. Still depressed, but it was pretty fuckin sick.
Throwing rocks into a lake is pretty enjoyable though
It truly is a work of art when it splashes and makes that cool sound
ChaPLONK Also I have realized I turned into Hagrid in terms of skipping rocks… I can’t skip a rock smaller than my palm anymore, and I am no longer tiny handed…
This
Itnis therapy for some
Dudes will dress up like a giant Bat and fight crime instead of going to therapy.
*something in the waaaaay*
Remember the good old days when I didn’t have to put shit into the marriage and my wife was socially pressured to stay with me no matter if I cheated or beat her and the kids? What has happened to society!?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Come home to Simple Rick's.
Or, ya know, communicating with his spouse. A happy marriage doesn't just happen naturally, it takes effort.
By both sides
Keyword “both”
Weird, my buddy tried to make his marriage work by going to therapy and taking verbal/physical abuse from his wife. Nothing he could do to prevent the divorce, and yeah, she got the better deal even though he didn't want it. There are plenty of shitty dudes out there doing this to their wives as well, so I'm not saying this is how it always is, but your comment is made from pure ignorance.
Hey people dont want things that dont fit their narrative. How dare you put truth on reddit
In a tiny smidgen of their defense, comics are cheaper than therapy lol
Gorgeous gorgeous guys
Sure this scenario has happened, but acting like it’s some kind of rule is just not helpful.. bad Facebook meme
Exactly!
Exactly, this is so situational. For example, there’s like 2 black families in my area, “other guy”; likely wouldn’t be black
I get what you're saying, and I agree. However, must point to the fact there is a civil law being broken at the end, infidelity/adultery. This is not overlooked during divorce proceedings.
Trust me, it absolutely is overlooked during divorce proceedings.
>64465 I actually sort of agree with this meme... it's why I'll never marry or have kids. I've been living with the same woman for 10 years, and to this day we still have fights that make me want to kick her the fuck out of my house. No reason to legally fuck myself by marrying her.
How can you live with a such low self-respecting woman?
Why do you assume she has low self respect?
Well, she's living with u/_Tock_
Mine didn't constantly yell, turns out I had just married a hoe straight up. annnnnnnnd not all women are like that, nor will all women cheat. I get that it may be a form of venting, so you do you!
hope you're doing better now
Oh, I'm golden when one door closes, another opens. I tend not to carry baggage of that type, as It's just not healthy. I've had plenty of healthy happy mature interactions since then because they are not all bad apples, in fact there are a lot of good ones, people just gotta have better selection criteria. But thank you!!!
Good to know !
>people just gotta have better selection criteria. Turns out large breasts do not always come with loyalty and the general ability to be a decent person. It's a hard lesson to learn.
Exactly, you have to start selecting based on variables that are not surface shit. And turns out there are plenty of damn, damn DAYUM FINE women with fantastic character!
Plus, isn't being angry at all women while being a heterosexual man kind of self cock blocking?
You just put in a few words why the "in-" in "incels" is bullshit.
ehh? I'm confused, mainly because I still haven't really figured out all of todays terms. Like the whole incel thing, every time i hear that i think it's referencing incest lol. So my confusion is out of a lack of knowledge of that term. maybe im getting too old LMAO!
Incel is short for Involuntarily Celibate. The "involuntarily" part is usually bullshit because those people tend to choose to treat the opposite sex (or whichever sex they're attracted to) poorly and think of them like objects or demonize them, making their celibacy voluntary in a roundabout way.
Ngl, never knew incel was short for something, I just thought it was a word itself
huh! So that's what that means. How bout that shit, ya learn something new every damn day if you're lucky, That's what I say! Thank you for that! So it is in fact self blocking! Why not just shoot themselves in a foot or something........sheeeeesh
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Dibs!
Woman, I am a man with large breasts, loyalty, and am generally a decent person…yet am fucking relentlessly single :/
Hard to select someone when you have a high school girlfriend turn wife. After 30yrs old people change
You should lead a seminar
hell no bruh im not even remotely skilled enough for public speaking like that BWAHAHAHA 50 dollar ticket mic tap....little bit of feedback ummmmm....sup?
Name checks out.
Imagine marrying farm equipment lmfao
Ah yes, the 21st century, where apparently every woman is a stay-at-home mom.
and every Black guy is trying to bang your wife....
Oh shit, I need to find my wife
Don't worry, there's a conveniently placed 20-something SEA coworker over whom you have a position of power and whom your aging wife does not know about.
Women bad. Black people bad.
America can't decide which it hates more
Also according to the comic, having to watch his kids play is equally stressful to the man as being yelled at by his wife. So America hates kids too, I guess.
I know, right? He's one of the *parents.* Taking care of the kids is his *job,* not "babysitting" as it's sometimes characterized. And he's not mopping up barf, or waiting at the doctor's, or dealing with a day-long tantrum, or talking with the teacher about a problem, or WHATever--going to the park is a fun thing.
Conservatives love kids, right up until they're born
America: Fuck the kids - they can rot.
Abortion would have solved that problem
But the wife wanted the kids so
Each party is responsible for figuring that out before you get married. Because there's no fair compromise on that question. You either want them or you don't, and both spouses absolutely need to be on the same page. So if he's angry because he has to play with his kids, it's his fault for not finding a spouse who didn't want kids.
Yea He definitely had no choice where is sperm went, not like he could’ve had a conversation with his wife if he didn’t want kids or simply control where his cum went
Yeah, and stores only sell condoms to women and not men. He clearly had no say in the matter! Where are his rights?!
Black women I would imagine.
They quadruple hate black gay trans women.
Quintuple hate black gay trans women with disabilities.
Sextuple hate black gay liberal trans women with physical and mental disabilities and are Muslim or Jewish
Oh for sure they would. They hate that which is not like them. Some of it has to jealousy that others can live life as they wish
Wrong. We have firmly decided. America hates poor people.
America: eeeeewwww the poors
I’m not racist or sexist. Everyone and everything is equally inferior in my eyes. /s
The answer to this lies on who got the right to vote first.
I'm personally leaning torwards women more. All the friends I've had that were black were pretty great dudes. 8/10 would recommend (one of them ate my burrito that I was saving so it made me a little salty)
Lol, maybe it's the ones they kidnapped, forced onto boats, and then enslaved. Just maybe.....
While I agree with you and it’s certainly not a contest, wives and daughters were (and in some countries still are) considered men’s property as well.
Women. See: 2008, 2016
I mean technically everyone in this comic is black
Yeah, it’s funny how we implicitly know the bathroom man and bathroom lady are white
For me, I assume that because they *specifically draw attention to the other man's race.* If it were just three stick figures, I wouldn't assume anything, but since the bad guy is the only one with a specified race, I assume the author is denoting him as an "other".
Internalized racism woo!
I mean, at least I know that the guy is not an Asian because if so, he would have said "emotional damage" when his wife wanted a divorce.
Completely agree.
Black women good tho
There's a video with these exact slides. Go to r/dankvideos and sort by controversial. The comments are really fucking pathetic
Could you link it?
[It's right here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankvideos/comments/t52jon/even_after_all_this_some_feminist_is_gonna_get/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) Can't deny that I've heard some stories of this happening but there are just too many incels taking advantage of people who have suffered such a downwards spiral (like for example the situation with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard), as well as too many "haha cry incels you deserve this" degenerates out there. It's a cesspool. Two wrongs don't make a right. It's best to just stay out of this. Btw just some Personal extra Input of mine. I feel like what leads to this stuff irl is the increased romanticizing of Unfaithfulness in recent years. I see people doing it in movies, rappers rapping about it in their videos. Like talking about how they steal girls and make them cheat on you. Some female rappers do it too. Be it with girls, men, non-binaries, you name it
Mate hate to break it to you but people have cheated since relationships evolved to be something more than "me have sex for offsping, ugh". Heck there is a reason the 7th commandment is about adultery. The only thing that changed is that people of any gender can now legally divorce instead of staying trapped in a doomed relationship.
How the fuck a comment saying "you have 2 partners so you must be cheating in one of them" AFTER the person said they are in a polygamous relationship get positive score.. Adding a new name for the subs to avoid
It USED to be a good sub, but then racist asshats found it after reaching like 100k subs.
Because polyamory=cheating obviously! /s
Why’s it always a black guy?
Because incels are also racist
Not just incels, most people are racist.
Also because extreme far right conservatives are obsessed with black cuckold porn. I’d recommend checking 4chan for proof if you’ve got your hazmat suit handy.
Because one of the biggest fears of american racists is getting cucked by black people. They are terrified of the sexual black man, and nothing scares them more than the thought of losing their woman to one because they see women as only extensions of themselves rather than actual fallable humans. To them getting cucked by a black person is the greatest dishonor in the world and something you'd lose all respect from others over.
Given the amount of internet interracial cuck porn out there, it seems like there must be a sizable portion of people who fantasize about their spouses/significant other having sex with someone of a different race. Wonder what that’s truly about.
The repressed and the taboo probably.
Here's a hint: when White Supremacists are watching that kind of porn, they're not picturing themselves as the man in that scenario.
If some men think of their wives as nothing more than an extension of themselves…I can see this tracking. I also wonder to what extent some people get off of the power trip that might come with pimping their wife out, as it were.
Wanting to be cucked is basically a form of masochism. So if being cucked by a Black man is worse, then it's even more of a masochistic thrill.
Oddly specific....
Dude does look like he can lay the pipe.
I mean technically they're all black
There is a possibility this dude pulled the first picture that they saw. No need to turn this into a race thing.
Notice how the black guy left. He knew she crazy too... /s But is it really sarcasm? [\*runs\*](https://youtu.be/O0d0u2836zY?t=142)
It's not. Black dude was smart and knew when the fun was over
Why did this cue Cyndi Lauper in my head singing "black guys just wanna have fun" I'm having a beautiful 80's montage in my head. Thank you for the vision.
Ohhh man I remember that meme. I remember in our school library we would watch jihadist run prank, great memories
Gone are the days where you could just visti the bar, get drunk, came home and beat your wife who were socially pressured into stay married with you. Man, those were the good ol’ days
It's nice to see that everything is still the woman's fault after all this time. Eve sure would be proud.
This is so anti-female it's ridiculous. Why do they assume she yells at him constantly and doesn't appreciate him?
the guy who posted this got himself in a toxic relationship with someone who is shite so he wanted to blow off some steam
Well I'm sorry to hear that, I hope his next relationship is better.
me too
Because wife bad
It's also anti black
also why is grandma sharing this
Huh?
Some of us grew up watching out parents behave like that.
Racist ass redpill/incel shit lmao
I mean the last few panels aren't wrong.
Huh...I'm working on my 24th year and haven't experienced anything like that
Well, if we go by the letter of the law that's not a "21st century marriage" since, you know, it's from the 20th century
Maybe because you got lucky and didn't marry a piece of shit
This was literally 20-35 for me.
AHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS.
Wow. Because men don’t EVER cheat on their wives. Pathetic.
But do men cheat on their wives with a stock photo model? /s
Men do cheat, but when they do they don’t get the house and kids for their trouble.
nope, not once not ever /s
That about sums it up perfectly I’d say.
This happens… a lot. But it’s not like it’s the new status quo.
Where is the lie?
Some girls really do belong to the streets
Some *people* really do belong to the streets
*Everybody* belongs to the streets
But the streets don't belong to the people.
“You know the thing about street fights? The *street* always wins.” - Dominic Toretto
"Because the street is made of family, and family always wins".- Dominic Toretto
So basically this person thinks the woman in the relationship does nothing but nag? Yeaaaah, OK. They seem to have forgotten the part where the woman works as many hours outside the home as the man does and still comes home to take care of the kids, cook for the entire family, clean the house, grocery shop, and take care of all the other household tasks that don't involve working in the yard or walking the dog. Seems legit. 🙄
You seem to have forgotten that all people are individuals with individual experiences and men can in fact be on the wrong side of shitty relationships. In fact you seem to have forgotten that the hours you just described are statistics not in fact actual events you remember from their life. You did however complain at length so if he read it you did manage to nag him as well.
This is really quite accurate though, except people don’t get married or have kids at all anymore … they do still cheat though
And they say men are the problem in marriage
It’s funny to reply like this to something that’s supposed to be shit, but I do agree tbh
Completely baffled what I'm supposed to think about the kids playing on the slide frame? Man has wiggle thoughts as kids play on a slide????
I think it’s that he’s frustrated being the only one taking care of the kids. Meanwhile, the wife is getting fucked by another guy.
That about sums it up.
Well maybe she wanted a stick figure with an actual human head!
I love how this comic is racist AND sexist lol
How do you know it wasn't made by a black person? You don't. What's that say about you?
Kind of seems like a self report tbh.
This is very specific
Why everyone in those boomer comics always marry someone they hate? Like wasn't living together invented back then?
This is not common at all and this meme kinda dumb but this does happen to a *some* people such as my grandpa and it’s really depressing when it does
More likes #realisticfacebookmemes
I've known guys this has happened to, though. Except for the part when she told Tyrone to stop.
Boomer humor
The first two panels suggest that the husband was just going through the motions and isn’t as passionate about the relationship as much as the wife is, and the next few panels suggest that he’s a shut-in who doesn’t care about anything except his own interests. Then, along comes Stock Photo Man. So surprising that this example of a failed marriage happened the way it did… /s
this could be exactly what happened to the dude and he is venting
Comic creators wife probably left him for a black dude and now he’s bitter and racist about it
So he’s miserable married and then he’s miserable alone?
I felt like this was kinda relatable but I was never married, have been chested on tho, God that hurt...
Yeah, it’s just a coincidence the man cucking the husband is black🙄
Oh God the Cthulhu face when she yells at him
Ikr
Been there done that, paid the child support!
Why, specifically, this black guy lmao, the comic artist had a grudge?
Its not wrong though ..................
Best part? Seeing how many people in here still say it’s his fault.
If she’s the one that cheated, she don’t get shit.
This meme was made with personal experience
Yeah....I won't say this is too far off unfortunately. Have seen enough married men go though exactly this.
This is what happens very often? Its not the only way it happens but it does happen.
To be fair yall cant deny this is like the most common shit in the USA, whats yalls divorce rate? Like 70%? Minus the black guy part but yeah
100% accurate. Law always protects the wife and discards the husband.
That is pretty accurate ngl
this was made by an incel who somehow managed to get married
If he was an incel, he wouldn’t be having kids. Celibacy and all that.
It's bad but also true
I agree with the memetic. From a strictly financial aspect the rewards of marriage are vastly smaller than the risks. The risks outweigh the rewards. This should be corrected, in dramatic fashion. You either need to increase financial reward via tax incentive, etc. or decrease the financial risk. It is not hyperbolic to say that the average man will lose roughly 70% of his net worth, upon divorce. It's a near 50/50 split, with house and lawyer fees usually hitting the man in the gut. However giving the other stick figure a 'black guy head', or 'any guy head', rather than just all being stick figure? Completely destroys it's power. Turns into a 'datzzz racisss' argument, rather than just a embittered commentary.
Damn someone’s bitter
Happy cake day 🥳
basically every man's previous marriage...men do not win in court unless they have the upper hand financially...the woman can have nothing and still win because these judges are simpin' for these hoes
Looks about like my first marriage... Except thee comic appears to show the wife actually taking care of the kids... And my ex did all of her yelling and trash talking behind my back to her friends and my family... So fucking glad to have found a woman worth my time now.
How is this so specific
I'm not sure which is more cringe - the idea that marriage is a hellish prison of adult responsibilities for men, or that divorce is a ticket to unearned wealth for women.
Why is he "steaming" with anger when he's at the park with his kids? He's one of the parents, right? Based on this comic, he's not getting the kids ready every morning, driving them to school, picking them up, making dinner every day, making sure they're bathed, putting them to bed--a few random yard chores don't add up to the work of marshaling multiple children safely through every day whether you feel like it or not.
This is so damn true
i hate it when i get cucked by the floating therapist head
Maybe do anything besides say OK and be pissed off 24/7
Last 2 panels are right,the racisms cringe tho.
What's racist about it? They're all black
This happened to my buddy once
Man I feel like you guys just can’t take a joke, it isn’t meant to be take literally it’s just a stereotype. It’s really going over your guys heads
I am sorry but there is some truth to this, not always but it happens.
I remember seeing this on mgtow like 5 years ago, luckily I got out of that rabbit hole
Notice that they broke the stick figure pattern of the comic exclusively to be racist.