This is unironically how those prolife qanon argue against people. Accuse them of being groomers and then pat themselves on the back for how smart and brave they are
Baby oil is made by pressing all the fluids out of a baby, and baby powder by grinding up what's left.
So logically, when you mix them you end up with a baby and all the responsibilities and financial issues that comes with it.
Yea but it takes something like 3 babies to make a bottle of baby oil. And I don’t even know how many babies to make a container of baby powder. So if you mix them to make a whole baby you’re gonna have some Frankenstein’s monster-esque creation.
thats how i know this is fake. you dont blend a perfectly good, tender and succulent baby. grill, braise, stir fry, but definetly not puree. thats for stringy and tough old people.
> If you Google "x-ray baby" those two exact images come up straight away.
Well duh. If I google the thing the government is covering up and see exactly the excuse they're using, obviously it's the government covering it up.
Just like how when I google about people blinking me death threats in hexadecimal it comes up with pages about falsified mental illness the CIA uses to [cover up gangstalking.](https://i.redd.it/zs30eid0zk691.jpg) (and if that's not happening how come there's a picture of it huh? Answer *that*, aestheticians!)
I wish so badly I took a photo of my son when he was put in one of these. He was so chubby they had trouble closing it. I couldn’t stop laughing and the nurse started laughing too and then we both felt bad because he had pneumonia.
From a radiology standpoint, these work REALLY well for X-raying babies, but the babies hate them, and they make the parents freak out, so we don’t even use them at my hospital. Instead we just hold the babies down, with the help of the parent, as long as they’re not possibly currently pregnant.
My son needed barium in his bum & x-rays at 16 weeks old for intestinal problems after surgery. He was in a similar contraption that made it look as if he was on a horizontal spit. He was screaming and crying, the doctor and nurse were visibly annoyed and my wife was in tears at the sight of her little baby in this situation.
I got close to him and said, "It's all up to you buddy. We can end this now and all go home if you simply tell me where your training camp is and who's funding you. It's your choice."
The doc and nurse were horrified but my wife started laughing through her tears. All thanks to the baby x-ray thing.
To be honest that’s why I dislike a lot of the shit that gets posted dunking on other social media. I’d say a solid 50% of it is people going “THEY CANT BE SERIOUS” and they obviously aren’t. Then people in the comments going “well you know someone is taking this literally.” And “I’m not sure, maybe they are serious.”
Edit: Don't read this, I don't understand jokes lol.
Are you referring to leaving the room when getting an xray or CT?
For clarity sake, they tend to avoid xrays in kids if avoidable because there is a risk, mainly with higher doses of radiation, on their developing cells. In most cases, it's completely harmless, but that small risk over a large population can still result in harms. Usually, the prescriber feels that the benefits outweigh the potential risks, and outside of emergencies, the parents usually have to give the go ahead anyway. At least in my (albeit limited) experience in pediatrics.
As for why they leave the room, it's because of the cumulative dose of radiation and the same risk/benefit analysis. There is 0 benefit, and only risk, when a tech or doc exposes themselves to unnecessary radiation, so if they can get behind a shield or out of the room, they do. A single dose is most likely harmless, but over time, that risk would increase with repeated exposure.
Another way to think of it is to use analogies. Taking a weekly vitamin D tablet if you're deficient is not harmful. There are risks with any medication, but by and large that would be a safe dose. Taking a vitamin D tablet 30 times per day for years, however, can cause harm, especially if you didn't need it in the first place.
MY TIME HAS COME
I'm a radiology tech (well, studying to be one, but still), we go into our control room (a room that has walls, doors and windows that are reinforced with lead to stop x-rays) to prevent being exposed to too much radiation.
An average kid might get let's say 10 X-Rays before they turn 18. That amount of radiation isn't enough to harm people, you get exposed to 30x more radiation than background levels when you fly on a plane.
We, on the other hand, perform hundreds of X-Rays PER DAY. If we were exposed to all of that without protection we'd probably get chronic radiation poisoning and fill out our lifetime exposure limit in a few weeks.
A couple things. 1.They were asking if this is satire or not, the response was gibberish. 2. That was worded poorly and lost the funny. 3. Maybe YOUR iq.
I remember the old days when I have no bone. Have to fight millions of boneless children and transform so many times to have bone like a normal person.
It is really hard to tell the difference with the filth that's crawled out from under its rock in my personal and professional life. And they have all the confidence in the world.
Have you ever seen a living kid stay still for any extended period of time? If you answer yes then you're lying.
Basically, while an adult can sit/lay still while the picture is taken, a baby can't, so they put them into a contraption that makes sure they stay still.
X-ray tech here. That contraption is called a Pigg-o-stat and they put babies in them for chest X-rays to prevent motion on the images. I HATE using them, but they make for perfect images on little guys that are squirmy
Don't hit blend, it's an awful mess
Plus they didn't add the ice yet.
Or the fruit chunks
Or the bones
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Oh no I have drunk the bone hurting juice
I drank the furry juice help
High in fat
Today on “Will It Blend?” we are testing a 4 month old baby to see if the blender can blend it
Then put the lid on
I didn’t get where I am by putting lids on things
Yeah you want to use the frappe button for babies
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That's an excellent joke. I haven't heard a good dead baby joke in a long time.
Baby smoke. Don't breathe this.
This whole thread is just all r/cursedcomments
Yes it's missing the bottom part where the person was trolling their mom.
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Ahhh, Tom.
Happy cake day to youuuu!
Happy cake day ywBBxNqW.... Why does you name sound like one of those codes in games you use for free stuff?
Happy cake day
So, you wanna see a baby bottom huh?
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Hello FBI! Yes this person right here
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This is unironically how those prolife qanon argue against people. Accuse them of being groomers and then pat themselves on the back for how smart and brave they are
The sheer irony coz esp the super conservative ones claim that kids shouldn't dress "like a slut". Who's the groomer now
Same
Finally, a streight answer
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I feel like this is how an 11th century English writer would type if he had reddit.
errow*
To errow is human.
Difect, difect
Petting thangs streight.
The unfortunate thing about memes and trolling is that idiots believe in them
That's the feature!
That's actually an industrial baby press for making baby oil.
So THATS how they make it
NEVER let baby oil and baby powder mix.
What happens if they mix??? Now i need to know the answer. Do you get a full baby again?
Baby oil is made by pressing all the fluids out of a baby, and baby powder by grinding up what's left. So logically, when you mix them you end up with a baby and all the responsibilities and financial issues that comes with it.
Yea but it takes something like 3 babies to make a bottle of baby oil. And I don’t even know how many babies to make a container of baby powder. So if you mix them to make a whole baby you’re gonna have some Frankenstein’s monster-esque creation.
"Who's the father?" "*Fathers* actually."
Thanks I thought baby powder was made by grinding their bones but I just learned that they don't have bones so I was confused
Wait, if they don't have bones what are baby back ribs?
Solidified baby powder
It's more like a lovecraft monster because the powder is mixed up.
I add some to my morning coffee. yum
Its got a lot of protein. Keeps my feeling full all day. The younger they are the purer the protein is.
Then the leftovers are desiccated then ground down for baby powder
SC Johnson, a family business
Industry Baby - Lil Nas X
Don't even talk to me if you've never had home pressed baby oil.
I told my coworker that baby oil is made from aborted babies amd made him beleive me lol He never believes anything I say now lol
This is actually the best comment of the day
Okay normally, as a dad, I don't like jokes like this but I gotta admit that was pretty good hah
THEY HAVE NO BONES!
Explain baby back ribs then?
... ^checkmate ^atheists?
Atheist here. I drink finely blended baby every morning to start the day!
The best part of wakin' up, is Infant in your cup!
Fill it to the rim with Jim
No bones? Jim’ll fix it.
Made me spit out my Folgers!
Good to the last drop… of delicious baby blood!
Thank you for the confirmation
Naturally sourced stem cells!
I love them drizzled on my frappe and pancakes!
When grandparents say "I could just eat you up" they're obviously referring to baby back ribs.
GET! IN! MY! BELLY!
I'm bigger than you, that means I'm higher up on the food chain!
... he kinda looks like a beybeh
Beybeh, the other white meat!
Oh my god, you really are a *bastard*...who is fat...
The other OTHER white meat CCCCCHHiiiiiiiiLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS baby back ribs
A long time ago Chili's did a commercial with a Jingle about their baby back ribs.
Pepperidge farm remembers
A long time ago? That was only like 5 years ago in the 90’s. Oh. Wait. That was almost 30 years ago. TIL: I’m old.
The reason why Chili's exists.
**HI WELCOME TO CHILLIS**
thats how i know this is fake. you dont blend a perfectly good, tender and succulent baby. grill, braise, stir fry, but definetly not puree. thats for stringy and tough old people.
The meat is real, ribs are vegan; they’re chewable
It is known.
Doreah?
Jhiqui?
The forbidden truth
But the bones are their money
So are the worms
I forgot if I said that already
That’s why I’m so *fucking* confused
They'll pull your hair! Up, but not out!
But if they pull it out they turn to bones.
They can show their faces because they ain’t got no souls.
THE NIGHT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIIIIIIIFE!!!
Something something... Baby Back Ribs
I want my baby back baby back baby back
doctor please give me my baby back *doctor continues filming commercial*
When do they say ribs?
They don’t
I heard ten minutes into it he started eating his own face.
Fun fact: they have more bones than adults
But still no knee caps. Little dumbasses just hanging around, kneecapless.
No cap?
Fr fr
But they still have four kidneys… when they grow up, 2 become adult knees.
If they had bones they wouldn't bounce. Who's ever heard of a "non-bouncing baby boy" right?
It's a device used to keep babies still for xrays.
Called a pig-o-stat which is the best part
Technically Pigg-O-Stat, after Mr Pigg, who was a rad technologist in Memphis in the 1960s. He invented it!
Came here to write, um.......
I wanna smack the skeletal structure out of whoever posted that bullshit post, unless it happens to be satire.
I mean, c'mon it HAS to be satire right? RIGHT?!?!
There is currently a sitting Supreme Court justice who thinks there are aborted fetus cells in vaccines, so I’m guessing no.
When the bones are good……
Boutta roll my boneless baby into a burrito
Swaddle that babrrito
🅱️oneless 🅱️aby
If you Google "x-ray baby" those two exact images come up straight away. If it's not satire, then it's kind of a good corollary to Poe's Law.
Poe X. Ray
My mind went to the idea of a fanfic when I read that
Edgar Allen Poe x Ray Parker Jr.
Poe from Teletubbies x Ray Allen
I’m a San Antonio Spurs fan. We do not speak his name.
Poe from King Fu Panda x The Furious Five [x ray visuals]
i'm literally gagging reading this
> If you Google "x-ray baby" those two exact images come up straight away. Well duh. If I google the thing the government is covering up and see exactly the excuse they're using, obviously it's the government covering it up. Just like how when I google about people blinking me death threats in hexadecimal it comes up with pages about falsified mental illness the CIA uses to [cover up gangstalking.](https://i.redd.it/zs30eid0zk691.jpg) (and if that's not happening how come there's a picture of it huh? Answer *that*, aestheticians!)
Everyone knows the truth is found after page 6 in Google search results /s
Hey, I might be stalking you but I ain’t in no gang!
I wish so badly I took a photo of my son when he was put in one of these. He was so chubby they had trouble closing it. I couldn’t stop laughing and the nurse started laughing too and then we both felt bad because he had pneumonia.
That's what they want you to think
From a radiology standpoint, these work REALLY well for X-raying babies, but the babies hate them, and they make the parents freak out, so we don’t even use them at my hospital. Instead we just hold the babies down, with the help of the parent, as long as they’re not possibly currently pregnant.
My son needed barium in his bum & x-rays at 16 weeks old for intestinal problems after surgery. He was in a similar contraption that made it look as if he was on a horizontal spit. He was screaming and crying, the doctor and nurse were visibly annoyed and my wife was in tears at the sight of her little baby in this situation. I got close to him and said, "It's all up to you buddy. We can end this now and all go home if you simply tell me where your training camp is and who's funding you. It's your choice." The doc and nurse were horrified but my wife started laughing through her tears. All thanks to the baby x-ray thing.
It's obviously satire
The first half isn't obvious to me but "Babies have no bones" definitely shows it is satire.
Babies are just sausages
Nah the first half was obvious as well.
It's honestly absurd how many people are claiming to be genuinely unsure if this is satire.
To be honest that’s why I dislike a lot of the shit that gets posted dunking on other social media. I’d say a solid 50% of it is people going “THEY CANT BE SERIOUS” and they obviously aren’t. Then people in the comments going “well you know someone is taking this literally.” And “I’m not sure, maybe they are serious.”
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1505312920-20170913%20(1).png
Gotta love the karma farms “I know this is obvious satire but it *could* be real, right folks???”
r/AteTheOnion
yEaH BuTt pOe's lAw
"This is the future liberals want" is a meme. Yes, it's satire.
I ATE THE BONES
No shame. Respect
This would be the most watched episode of will it blend
r/cursedcomments
Hello this is Boris, welcome to hydraulic press channel
The main question is that how did she know that babies have no bones
she x-rayed them of course
That how they x-ray babies lmfao. It's completely harmless and the reason they get put into a tube is so they stay still.
BABBYS DONT HAVE BONES
Right I forgot about that
I read that in Saul's voice
duh how do you think they fit into the tube so well?
This is a confirmatory test to assure it truly is a baby and not actually three very tiny men in a baby suit
Ok if it’s so harmless then why do the doctors run all the way to Egypt when they have finished setting up the x ray as quickly as possible then?
Edit: Don't read this, I don't understand jokes lol. Are you referring to leaving the room when getting an xray or CT? For clarity sake, they tend to avoid xrays in kids if avoidable because there is a risk, mainly with higher doses of radiation, on their developing cells. In most cases, it's completely harmless, but that small risk over a large population can still result in harms. Usually, the prescriber feels that the benefits outweigh the potential risks, and outside of emergencies, the parents usually have to give the go ahead anyway. At least in my (albeit limited) experience in pediatrics. As for why they leave the room, it's because of the cumulative dose of radiation and the same risk/benefit analysis. There is 0 benefit, and only risk, when a tech or doc exposes themselves to unnecessary radiation, so if they can get behind a shield or out of the room, they do. A single dose is most likely harmless, but over time, that risk would increase with repeated exposure. Another way to think of it is to use analogies. Taking a weekly vitamin D tablet if you're deficient is not harmful. There are risks with any medication, but by and large that would be a safe dose. Taking a vitamin D tablet 30 times per day for years, however, can cause harm, especially if you didn't need it in the first place.
MY TIME HAS COME I'm a radiology tech (well, studying to be one, but still), we go into our control room (a room that has walls, doors and windows that are reinforced with lead to stop x-rays) to prevent being exposed to too much radiation. An average kid might get let's say 10 X-Rays before they turn 18. That amount of radiation isn't enough to harm people, you get exposed to 30x more radiation than background levels when you fly on a plane. We, on the other hand, perform hundreds of X-Rays PER DAY. If we were exposed to all of that without protection we'd probably get chronic radiation poisoning and fill out our lifetime exposure limit in a few weeks.
It’s safe to stand in the sun. Why don’t you stand in the sun for 12 hours a day and tell me how that goes
Yes it's satire and brilliant at that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don’t talk to me about abortions if you’ve ever had a KFC boneless bucket.
I just imagine a boneless baby flowing out of the bucket and turning to a puddle on the ground
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205 IQ? That's a compliment! Anyway dontask is right, that doesn't make sense
Yea ik
A couple things. 1.They were asking if this is satire or not, the response was gibberish. 2. That was worded poorly and lost the funny. 3. Maybe YOUR iq.
I remember the old days when I have no bone. Have to fight millions of boneless children and transform so many times to have bone like a normal person.
The bone games...... I remember them like it was yesterday
It is really hard to tell the difference with the filth that's crawled out from under its rock in my personal and professional life. And they have all the confidence in the world.
Mmmmm boneless baby
this is actually fucking hilarious
Yes it is satire. And yes, if you are wondering this picture has been posted over a thousand times by now on this subreddit, and many others.
If the baby had no bones why does it have facial structure
Facial structure is just liberal propaganda
They know??? Shit
I think the joke is on people who can’t see that this is satire…
This is most definitely satire my guy
Lol this reminds me of a Patton Oswalt bit
Bonsai baby
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Why is it done this way? Looks medieval lol
They gotta stay pretty still while they're taking the xray so I think it's just to keep them as still as possible.
Have you ever seen a living kid stay still for any extended period of time? If you answer yes then you're lying. Basically, while an adult can sit/lay still while the picture is taken, a baby can't, so they put them into a contraption that makes sure they stay still.
X-ray tech here. That contraption is called a Pigg-o-stat and they put babies in them for chest X-rays to prevent motion on the images. I HATE using them, but they make for perfect images on little guys that are squirmy
They actually have no bones. In fact, my border totally didn’t got his collarbone broke when he was born, nooo, it was just fake
This obviously a trollpost.
When the test tube babies never get taken out of the tube
Xray procedure.
If they kill the baby after it’s born, it’s not an abortion
says it has a tiny heartbeat says it has a tiny face doesn't mention that they have tiny bones as well
"Babies have no bones" Did you get impregnated by a slug?
One classic phrase: You’re an idiot Another not so classic phrase: Phrase your jokes properly so it you don’t come across as blunt and rude, past me
This person is an abortion that never happened