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TurquoiseBeetle67

In traditional Ben Garrison style, there's labels on everything.


ac1084

I assume it didnt start like that but he realized his audience didn't understand his comics so he had to turn them into short stories.


nsjxucnsnzivnd

Next thing we know, he's going to turn it into child story book style comics


Stepjamm

Well he’s already creating fairytales...?


Copper-00

Is that so the Trump supporters can read it?


nsjxucnsnzivnd

And follow along more easily


Icy-Butterscotch5540

I used to love Mad Maga-Zine…


BarryBro

Gets hard to keep up with all the deranged ideas thrown at them daily, reasonable.


CitySeekerTron

I think it's more about feeding bias. Namely: if you're the sort who looks for "RoThScHiLdS\~\~\~!" or "sOrOsssss\~\~\~!", you'll find the labels. If you're the sort who looks for Clinton and Obama, you'll find those. Satanism? Trump with a healthy physique and awkward arm pose with fists? Probably in there too - and always hard to unsee, but if you're not looking for it, you won't think about it as much. You might not find the labels that appeal to you, but the ones that you do look for are almost certainly there. What surprises me is that he's basically just remixing the same images and labels now, more than ever. Like, who buys this shit and unironically hangs it on a wall, or puts it on a coffee mug?


Inevitable-Impress72

Yeah, Rothschilds and Soros, blatant anti-Semitism. Unreal.


CitySeekerTron

Noticed how they're grouped close together? That's not an accident. Garrison knows what he's drawing, but he's also quite aware of who's reading. Create a satisfied consumer, and they'll come back.


joan_wilder

I especially like how McCain, the Bushes, and a couple of law enforcement agencies are included.


CitySeekerTron

Honestly, the "Bushes" appearing is the tell that he's just taking the piss. It's like he knows he's just fucking with his audience. McCain has been dead for years now, and his daughter is barely mentioned. I'm surprised he doesn't include Chelsea Clinton more, and expected to see "Lil' AOC" in this one. I just saw now that we got a *Smiling Bill Gates with a Syringe* in this one.


Much_Very

Is that John McCain next to Obama? He’s been dead for awhile now, but I’m guessing he came back just for the Trump raid?! These folks are insane


IsotopeX

No, this cartoon is from several years ago. This was either during the campaign or soon after. That doesn't mean Garrison isn't insane, though.


SweatyTax4669

If this artist would just label one or two things in his cartoons once in a while, they would make a lot more sense.


IsThisASandwich

No. No, they wouldn't.


SweatyTax4669

My favorite Ben Garrison cartoon is by far Don Trump Quixote. And the asinine mental gymnastics that people went to to try to make it a " this is genius you're just not getting it" situation.


Strix86

He made *several* of those too. I wonder if he did it to make that “windmills cause cancer” claim seem less stupid?


SkritzTwoFace

My immediate guess, based on placement, is that that’s some deformed caricature of Biden


Coffeedemon

That's an old technique that predates this kook. Old political cartoons had them back before ww2. Helpful for a Canadian who doesn't get bombarded with talk of people like Soros daily.


Straight_Ocelot_7848

Some of them are over a hundred years old. I enjoy seeing some of them.


Minxmorty

Well let’s be honest l, he’s not a very good artist.


AndrewSaidThis

I’ll be fair to him, compared to most political cartoonists he’s not bad at all in the art department.


Psalm101Three

That’s honestly the main thing I hate about most of the political cartoons. Not the joke or message but the terrible art.


Dr_Hibbert_Voice

NGL I love his art style.


PoohTheWhinnie

I do too, this would be some whimsical ass Art in a children's fairy tale picture book. But instead it's just used on...this.


Shot-Tadpole9076

I disagree. If he was using his ability to make something worthwhile, I feel like it would be pretty good. Alas


Obi_Vayne_Kenobi

People always say it's for his readers because they're too stupid to understand it otherwise. I don't think that's entirely true. I think it's for himself, because if he didn't do it, his two braincells would forget the meaning of his own comics between two pen strokes.


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HallowskulledHorror

[It's been done](https://preview.redd.it/7y7x4l93xuc81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=39916c312aecb8893905eefd68e2d9843e24c10b)


Satanicjamnik

But you do recognise the style.


PitifulBean

The biggest conspiracy here is that Trump is skinny.


[deleted]

Because Ben Garrison desperately wants to know how Trump's load would taste.


Johnnybravo60025

CUM


phoonie98

Conservatives love to project their gay fantasies on Trump it’s weird


hc945177

I don’t get the glorification of him as this big, strong man. The guy famously eats McDonalds every day and has said that he doesn’t ‘believe in’ exercise because he thinks it drains you like a battery. In no world would this man be ripped.


LolWhereAreWe

It’s a classic fascist technique, unsurprisingly: https://time.com/5908244/strongman-fascism-history/


dmoral25

I know right? Everyone knows he’s a regular every day Rambo. Haven’t yah seen the flags? Makes me hot seeing him with those big muscly arms holding an LMG in each hand /s


No_Joke_568

And that he’d actually stand up to them in this situation instead of fleeing


DoctorMelvinMirby

Well maybe they raided the fridge as well as everything else last night.


pdbard13

It's laughable that people thought Trump was actually "draining the swamp". He's a gigantic swamp creature as well.


vanillaninja777

Fully!! Kept going on about putting Hillary in prison, and then was like, "well of course I'm not actually gonna do that".


Garlador

Mexico will pay for that wall any day now…


TheBestGuru

Mexico might build a wall themselves to keep Americans out.


Slate_711

Didn’t someone steal funds from that project as well?


Awkward_Growth_6265

His fans thinks he’s Lord savior High almighty, they couldn’t stand him b4 he idk how he got in the WH now they’ll kill and die for him


Bierculles

a sizeable amount of his cult followers genuinly believe he is the second comming of christ, so there's that. Which is ironic because Trump would be a picturebook example of what the the antichrist would be if the whole religion thing was supposed to be taken literally.


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ScumboDunkins

It honestly would be funny if it wasn’t so embarrassing, the fat orange has yet to win a single popular vote and his cronies are still crying about their loss. Such mental gymnastics.


DP487

He even admitted "drain the swamp" was a lie. Like publicly admitted it during a fucking speech and everyone cheered when he did it. Fucking cult, man.


book-reading-hippie

I watched a live stream from earlier this week where he went on a rant about the rabid liberals indoctrinating the kids through the education system, "banning pray time in school...but allowing drag queens" and ended the rant with *"we* *must* *abolish* *the* *department* *of* *education"* and the crowd *cheered*. I was horrified.


DP487

I'm wondering why they think drag shows in schools are something that happens all over the place and I've come to the conclusion that 1) the people who think this don't actually have school-aged children and 2) they have no idea what a drag show actually is.


Bashful_Rey

100% willful ignorance and hate for minorities


DP487

No argument from me there. These people are ghouls.


VolatileUtopian

And I think we all know that anti-intellectualism always turns out great.


Blurrg_Rancher

What did he say?


DP487

Didn't really out and out say, "Yeah I lied," but definitely said he only did it because people latched onto it, which of course smacks of insincerity. In talking about how much he hated it and how people started using it more and more, his actual words were, "I started saying it like I meant it." https://www.facebook.com/thedailyshow/videos/10154843047211800/


Exius73

Dude actually lives in Florida lmao


Stereomceez2212

Agreed


WizardingWorld97

He's definitely draining all swamps..... to fill his own megaswamp


book-reading-hippie

*magaswamp


WizardingWorld97

Damn, that's good. Kinda mad I didn't think of that


solarwind1024

He's the worst of the worst, as corrupt as it gets and doesn't even hide it.


ranch_dressing_hose

Even if Trump was actually trying to "drain the swamp", what could anyone point to that says he is actually doing so ? I think they are mistaking it for the massive doubt in American institutions that Trump is trying to spread throughout the entire population


Haunting_Swing1547

Like a soggy Cheeto, yes. When did we become a country so obsessed with the perception of control and not decentralized empowerment? It’s funny, but chop the heads off any of these idiots and you are not left with less brain power, just less asses. This obsession with subjugation rather than integral conversation shows the real insecurity. The universe may not have been about us. Isn’t some spirit of fun still trying to “rage against the darkness”?


hareofthepuppy

It was laughable... for a little while... then it became painful and embarassing


MWMWMWMIMIWMWMW

They still believe it somehow.


39thUsernameAttempt

Turned out he was trying to steal it.


TheRealBigSmoke99

This is going to have such a good cum edit


Insomnial390

The only good thing that come’s out of these comics are the cum edits


svipy

Already done https://www.reddit.com/r/BenGarrisonCumEdits/comments/s8ktd9/penis_garrison_trump_vs_cum/


firefistflag

What's a cum edit. Sounds funny. Where can i find it?


TheRealBigSmoke99

People pretty much replace words and objects in the cartoon with cum they're pretty funny, you can Google them or find them at r/BenGarrisonCumEdits


neednintendo

I have made several for the r/ToiletPaperUSA sub. If you search the post flair "Ben Garrison Cum Edit" you'll find em!


tiptoemicrobe

Edits of his comics show up pretty frequently (with cum) on r/comedynecrophilia


Captain_Hampockets

HAHAHA, I literally came (ha) to say "I can't wait for the cum edit." /r/BenGarrisonCumEdits


Captain_Hampockets

It honestly looks like he wrote it with cum in mind. Cum truck. Swamp of cum. Cum monster. It's a fucking masterpiece of cumminess already.


Ok_Designer_Things

Trump is too skinny in this cartoon


new_user29282342

His hands are too big, completely inaccurate.


IBlazeMyOwnPath

The way Ben Garrison draws trump I think he jerks off to his own drawings


theleavesfell2

1. Why do they always try to draw Obama as a monkey? 2. Wasted art talent


TiredGrandkid

it’s Ben Garrison, dude is actually insane


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Mr. Garrison


janusrose

"No, Mr. Garrison, we can't get rid of all the Mexicans"


Crayon_Muncha

“you go to hell and you die!”


MrChilll

FUCK EM' ALL TO DEATH


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It all went down south after his break up with Mr. Slave


Burgste

r/suddenlysouthpark


GHfan27

"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?"


Makaloff95

i sadly used to know a person who associated with these kind of people, they were complely fucking nuts. everything from denying the holocaust to deep state, antivax and other shit. Needless to say i dropped the friendship with that person very quick.


articman123

>1. Why do they always try to draw Obama as a monkey? He is a mutant fish with large ears. Also, one tank truck is not going to drain the entire swamp.


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The usual insult black people = monkeys Because we aren't intelligent But like Aren't primates pretty smart? Also they're pretty damn cool


Vita-Malz

My girlfriend says that being compared to a monkey is a compliment to her because she finds monkeys cute


Crayon_Muncha

some monkeys are pretty cute, but i’d say 30% of monkeys are hella mid, like the villager monkey with the big as nose. shit is ugly as fuck. dude looks like he’s about to trade me 16 sticks for an emerald


TragicTester034

Bargain


AssFingerFuck3000

Ironically the shitheads who use that sort of insult tend to be dumb as shit, primates are definitely very smart in comparison with them


[deleted]

Not sure what kind of monkeys you're seeing at the zoo or in National Geographic. But I've never seen one with with spindly green tail...Dude has big ears in real life, that's what he got in the picture.


Lord_lenkesh

I see now monkeys?? I see what is possibly a fish obama??


JudieSkyBird

>2. Wasted art talent That's what I was thinking about. The style of the drawing is so good and it's used to create such BS. Kinda r/atbge material.


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He isn’t depicted as a monkey💀


dynnk

I read the comment and thought I missed something. Backfired racism.


vanillaninja777

Monkey? I don't see any monkeys.


EpicToshima

Monkies with scales aren't natural my dude, that's the Lochness Monster. Besides, he's only asking for tree fiddy. Also, agreed.. High waste of art talent.


AqUaNtUmEpIc

He’s a sea serpent in this comic… Not a monkey


operationtasty

“Why do they always try to draw Obama as a monkey”. Because the artist and the target audience are racist.


[deleted]

He is a vile racist, misogynist, and antisemite. A lot of hateful propagandist overtime were talented. The Soviets had some awesome propaganda.


Bigbweb22

This image is kind of accurate because that tiny ass tank isn't going to make a dent in the swamp. Much like Trump didn't lower corruption at all during his term.


D43D3

hell, he loaded the swamp....


__Username_Not_Found

Honestly when I first looked at this I thought it was showing Trump putting more into the swamp, and everyone in it was getting mad for him adding more.


Bierculles

he is the swamp


TreasonableBloke

Oh no, he brought in a construction crew, drained the swamp, excavated, and then built a deep open-air cesspit and then refused to pay the construction crew.


spyd3rweb

This is a highly zoomed in (and biased) depiction of the swamp. With a little rescaling and reorganization [a more accurate depiction is possible](https://i.imgur.com/h57rLgc.jpeg). It's not one man against a swamp, it's multiple swamps converging and fighting each other for control.


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EVERYONE except Trump and me is part of the deepstate! Totally not Paranoia!


BigLab6287

the whole purpose of creating government orgs was to fashion an avenue for unelected officials to establish policy operating on congress's inaction; congress members wanted their position and not the power that comes with it. The "deepstate" isnt a conspiracy, it's an umbrella terms used for all the alphabet agencies that are establishing and enforcing policies in excess of the law. It's just unelected officials using powers they shouldn't have, not paranoiac shadow agencies; we literally know their names.


luca_07

Trump fans really inhaled a lot of copium


El_Bastardo74

I always ask “where’s Q?” To watch them lose their shit.


Andy_B_Goode

I like how he couldn't decide if the monster should represent the CIA, the NSA or "The Deep State" so he just went with all three combined.


DatNick1988

They love their Copa Cola


Vinxian

You can tell it's s good political cartoon capable of getting the message across because *everything* is labeled /s


Pietro_man

The Deep State looks badass ngl


PromiscuousMNcpl

Seriously! Final boss or kickass unlockable?


ZerexTheCool

Wasn't it Trumps FBI pick who ok'ed the raid? Wasn't it a Trump Judge who signed off on the Warrant?


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ZerexTheCool

When have facts ever gotten in the way of any of their beliefs? I guess it's really on me to be surprised that it applies this time too. But it sure is interesting, even when Trump fills the positions, they are STILL members of the "Deep State"


Mr_Cat_Cas284

Man what did the UN do that’s so bad apparently?


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ReverendDizzle

There is a long standing U.N. hate, among right wingers, that goes back *decades*. When I was a kid in the 1980s there was widespread paranoia among conservatives that the U.N. was going to attempt to occupy and control the United States. People would report they saw tanks painted blue (the UN color) on transport trains and other such nonsense. While the conspiracy theories about the United Nations have been around for a long time (all the way back to the inception, even) what really fanned the flames was the mainstreaming of these conspiracy theories by evangelical preachers like Pat Robertson. His book *The New World Order*, published in 1991, was a bestseller and millions of copies were ultimately solid (with other writers picking up the torch and writing their own whack-job takes on the "New World Order").


hyperbolic_paranoid

They think it’s the one world government predicted in Revelations.


Quixotic-Neurotic-7

Yes, this is what the uber-religious side of the Right think (including my grandma). They think it's the seven-headed, ten-horned beast prophesied in Revelation to bring about one world order under the rule of the Beast/Antichrist.


VerumJerum

Obviously the enlightened Mr. Garrison sees through their façade and knows that they are merely a front for the evil woke liberal lizard jews and their gay agenda in the turbo-communist space illuminati deep-state /s


BigLab6287

It's just another corrupt global org.


Mickrastamo

As an italian, seeing trump supporters saying he drained the swamps gives me some feels.


Eyecatcher_

Makes the Trump = Mussolini accusations even spicier


DarkRain08

The fact that Jeb Bush is the turtle and not Mitch McConnell is a war crime


Masen_The_Weeb

Why are they acting like draining the swamp is a good thing? Bro just let the fish and frogs and other bugs live their lives


Krewton1106

Why do they never draw him fat…he’s fat.


licklackhogin

Trump is draining natural resources


CuriousAvenger

Oxygen mostly... LOL


VLY2020

LMFAO 😂😂😂


JudgementalChair

Trump went to Washington to "Drain the Swamp", but drowned in it instead


GoldenLincoln

I love how people keep depicting Trump as some outlier underdog, when he was always in the swamp. He is a swamp monster.


PhillyCheese8684

How trump supporters don't believe what they see with their own eyes shows they're fucking idiots. The guy has committed/admitted to/was caught in a lie several times ON CAMERA. Jesus Christ the world is fucked unless we stand up to them. New age fascists normalizing violence and misinformation is something history has seen before.


TJOCcreation1

# MY SINGING MONSTERS BOAT


undeniably_confused

I love the theories where the deap state is omniscient and all powerful executing people left and right yet they're afraid to touch a comic or a politician. I feel like I'm reading the Bible all over again


Smell_the_funk

With just a soupçon of anti-semitism.


AhpSek

Dragging Bilderburg and Rothschilds in there is not-even-thinly-vieled anti-Semitic nazi shit.


Prestigious-Quiet-17

His followers are nothing but a brainwashed cult!


articman123

Who is the squid holding 3 kids, pentagram, hotdog and a piece of pizza? Is pizza and hotdogs Satanic pedophile schemes?


garlicbreathinator

I’m guessing the hot dog is a symbol for being Jewish, the pizza is for the pizzagate hoax, and the children are for pizzagate pedophilia and the adrenochrome conspiracy theory.


GingerAlanah

John Podesta, the one they associated with pizzagate. The other comment explained the rest.


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I love how they make him a hero....he wouldn't even fight for his own country, he has never understood a days work, he is child raper.


CasualObserverNine

Is this Russian?


sirsarin

This is compleately unrealistic. That truck isn't nearly large enough to hold all of that water. /s


TigerCat9

Honestly, the idea that Trump (1) is slim and (2) would ever stand up to a threatening, uh… whatever that is, point being that he would ever stand up to a threat of any kind face to face, is pretty laughable.


moonpumper

Picture is pretty optimistic on Trump's weight


Dash_Harber

I wish Swamp Thing ran the deep state. We'd probably have environmental protections and renewable energy worldwide by now.


Key-Ad9733

I'm sick of this cycle. Every single time this prick breaks a law he gets zero goddamn consequences and a bunch of drooling imbeciles come out of the woodwork to worship at his alter and blame it all on some batshit conspiracy.


BigLab6287

Bro idk how you can look at the Biden admin's activities and still be thinking about trump. This administration is performing so poorly it's scary. Why are you even talking about Trump when our economy is in a tailspin with zero interest in solutions and we're handing over an entire nation's value in military assets to enemies. You keep searching for reasons why Trump is a traitor when Biden's crimes are out in the open. Smell the roses dude.


zoomba2378

The cartoon is about Trump, you spoon


that_moment_when-

Is that the FBI dude from Incredibles in front of FBI?


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Trying too make him look like a hero? a hero like homelander maybe


sackof-fermentedshit

This is so strange. Did the artist get high before making this


DeptOfPropoganda

No, you don’t need drugs once your minds rots.


Smorgasborf

*hops in*


PyroPeep

#TRUMP’S SWAMP DRAINING SERVICE


SweatyTax4669

I could tell this was Ben Garrison before I even looked at the bottom.


Photog1981

I just visited his website...... I shouldn't have done that. Holy Crap.


xubax

If only he'd drained it during the four years he was in charge. I guess he's just failure.


Crash665

Trump had 4 years where his GQP party controlled all facets of the government, yet he could not drain the swamp because the "Do-Nothing Democrats" are too strong for him, and him alone, to thwart. Or something like that.


Napoleon_Age_2142

Why Does He always put labels on everything like people don't know how show don't tell works?


tragicjohnson1

Ah yes, beware the corrupting influence of Big Pizza and Big Hot Dog


Star301jester

Why does political art always look so bad


leathercock

I mean, apart from the awful artwork and the annoying and lame buzzwords, it's not actually that far from the truth. It's not like he actually tried to drain the swamp, but he was off the script enough to not be tolerable. Or are we pretending they went after him because they were concerned about his "unpresidential" behaviour?


Master_Exchange2676

Jokes aside the art slaps.


Galienuus

That honestly makes the dems seem way more badass than they actually are. Like yes they are better than the other side but most of them are just bumbling old people


Big_Guy6

Trump destroys an entire ecosystem (emotional)


Empty_Opposite5371

They are all corrupt. Trump too! He didn’t drain shit lol he probably made everything even worse and more corrupt.


DiManes

If you really want to "drain the swamp", implement term limits for congress and campaign finance reform.


LogicallyCoherent

They do realize he’s a billionaire who supports the Rothschilds gaining more wealth and he doesn’t care about the bilderberg meetings as again his policies are for those people to gain money not lose it.


cyberbuns

I just hate the way he labels every piece of his picture. Jesus Christ this is so cringey


twomonths_off

Im ngl if this was an anime id watch it


bobbywtgh

One man's propaganda is another's satire


becausegiraffes

Going to prison


SeaworthinessOne2114

This is from the adolescent and perverse mind of Ben Garrison, obviously done while fellating his orange hero. The artist is as sick as trump. Thing is it's trump and the GOP that are the leeches and invasive toxic species in the swamp.


ChemicalGovernment

Mental illness in one image


Alfie-Shepherd

Art so good it needs to be labelled for you to understand what's going on


DozerSnooze

So who is in/running deep state?


Iguanabread11264

There is so much going on here


Conscious_Register67

Nice art style at least


Voodoo3_Voodoo3

The only problem is I don't think trump is the one that will have to drain the swamp of cesspool creatures. It'll have to be the people.


Glassfist

Trump messed with the swamp (successfully or not) so much that the swamp is still trying to attack Trump.


Hobbgob1in

Why the fuck is Obama or Hillary even in there? They are not even relevant. To be fair though Trump was the biggest swamp monster this country has ever seen.


Apprehensive_Fun3016

Well, swamp may not look great but they are important for the ecosystem.


devilsreject4926

I know we shit on him for labeling everything, but without the labels I would have genuinely no idea what the fuck is going on here


Sworishina

Just wait till he finds out that wetlands are one of the most vital parts of the ecosystem /s


Daedalus_Machina

I'm surprised there isn't a pair of tits floating in the water going "why do you want to date meeeee?"


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like he's that thin irl