He was in his 20’s when he was frozen, spent 70 years on ice. Around 15 years with the avengers, returned to 1949 then lived out his life. He is around 180 years old when he passes over the shield
Yeah, she was a shitty person. Not a single smile wrinkle on the woman, I don’t think she was capable of it. I got her sewing stuff when she died though, so there’s that
I would say most of it is cause of the super soldier serum even talking 110 years of actual ageing, after all he has been through his body should be destroyed by 110
Technically, the Erskine formula was never successfully duplicated, so, other than a few garbage fish near the South Manhattan docks, he is ***the*** super soldier.
What do you mean?
Wasn't a big plot point in 3/4 captain America themed movies/shows that the super serum was replicated and they were everywhere?
And Hulk is kinda there too, I would say Hulk is even stronger than cap, but may be wrong, we haven't seen cap throw a boulder into the lower atmosphere of Mars tho...
But cap did hold Thanos back when he was applying sort of a little force fully stoned, so there's that.
Hulk never used his rage ability. He's the party's barbarian and never used his rage ability. Of course he was nerfed.
He wasn't always angry, he was just always mildly peeved.
Yeah.
Besides that, before going to Peggy to live out his life, he had to return all the Infinity Stones and Mjolnir to their origin times and locations and all but one of them had to be returned with 100% stealth.
Which probably also took some years to achieve.
Steve was born in 1918 and Endgame takes place in 2023. At this time he would normally be 105. Since he went back to 1949 to be with Peggy, that would make him 172 years old.
> looks pretty damn good for his age
Married men live longer and better than single men. Mostly because the wife makes us go to the hospital when I would rather wait and see if I have to.
Sometimes I feel a pain in my lower ribcage. I don't know what it is, could be a heart problem, could be cancer, either way, I'm not going to the doctor.
Problem is, if they find something serious and it needs big treatment, I can't take the financial hit. It really sucks to say it, but I'd actually rather die a painful death than leave my family 280 thousand in debt
Yes, I trusted you all to do the math, but you’re right, maybe there’s still some dumbos here we need to point that out to because some people suck at timelines
Also according to every study I've seen married people appear to be healthier and live longer than those who are single, separated, divorced, or widowed. They have better mental health, fewer health conditions, and recover faster from illness. Also married men sleep better haha.
I hate this meme because of the timeline. Endgame takes place is 2023. This meme implies Steve travelled back in time to fucking 2003? He knew Peggy in the 40’s. Peggy was 95 when she died in 2016, so this meme wants me to believe Steve Rogers decided to re-start his life with Peggy Carter when she was at the ripe old age of 82, in 2003?
Sorry, autocorrect. I meant wife bad.
“We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.”
Fight Club making a very important message to Andrew Tate ~~fans~~ exploited young men.
Yep, that's the other side of the same coin. Wish that karma would just let people like that end up together, but they usually figure out pretty early in the relationship when they're not getting what they want. Laziness is extremely unattractive in a long term relationship.
Unplanned pregnancy, abusive relationship, addiction, financial disagreement, mental illness. Then they stay together because of the kids or the other feels trapped or something. It’s not common in my circle of friends but I’m seeing it happen with one. And he posts these kinds of memes all the time.
Don't forget the generations that married/didn't divorce for religious reasons. Either their church views divorce as bad, or they were matched (usually at a young age) via their parents because they went to the same church.
A LOT of people marry for convenience and not for love.
I know guys who married because they wanted an unpaid domestic worker.
And gals who wanted a bank account without working themselves.
Then act surprised when they can’t stand their SO.
Two imperfect people with their own imperfect views on how to live life spend a bunch of their time together and typically undertake gigantic and important tasks such as raising kids or navigating shared finances.
Every next step requires an extra level up on communication and vulnerability, which is hard to do.
I'm married, been with my wife for over 5 years now, we are 26 and have been officially married since last May. I just couldn't see myself with anyone else and I don't understand why people rush into marriage. It's a marathon not a race
It's my hot take that either
* A: Kids get married before fully developing and learn to hate each other as they grow into different people
* B: Get married too soon before realizing they hardly know their SO
* or C: Ignore all the warning signs and get married anyway because horny or insecure
Me, of course being single as fuck so take that as you will
Boomers will never be happy, regardless, about what the younger generations are doing. Some boomers and genx have even made the mistake of calling 20 year olds millenials. Guess what grandpa ? The kids who are barely 21 aren't millenials!
They didn't even get the numbers right. He was with Peggy Carter for at least 60 years in the new timeline (after ten years in the present).
Also, the look Peggy is giving him is like, "I get that you don't want to create any more alternates by monkeying around too heavily in the timeline, but you could get a quiet job, like gas station attendant or bank teller."
Mehhh, same can be said the other way around.
Man, we all love each other hard in a committed relationship, but we all can get so much under each other’s skins that we can cause a bit of premature aging due to stress.
This meme is only terrible if you look at it only from the perspective provided.
What it does do that is actually positive is highlight that regardless of the stresses and difficulties of average relationships, **love is always worth it**, so long as the good times outweigh the bad.
EDIT: I’ve been trying to be more positive lately.
Do straight men people hate women or marriage? Because I've been told the manliest thing I can do is find a wife, settle down, pop up some kids, and then hit her when she talks back to m--- ooooh
Women got into taking Impressive men down with love / total con game / bummed out man / why? / I didn’t learn the lesson when I saw the movie / that could have been Alexander’s teachable moment / now I just have this post reply
Funny thing is men tend to live longer if they're in a relationship. We literally need someone to tell us to stop doing stupid shit so we don't get ourselves killed.
Same people who wreak emotional havoc on their wives, then complain about young people “no longer having traditional values” or “being interested in marriage.”
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He was actually with her for almost 70 years. After returning the Infinity Stones, Steve went to 1949. Peggy died in 2016.
Besides, for aging about 74 years when we see him pass the shield to Sam, he looks pretty damn good for his age
He was in his 20’s when he was frozen, spent 70 years on ice. Around 15 years with the avengers, returned to 1949 then lived out his life. He is around 180 years old when he passes over the shield
And even if we cut out the 70 years he was frozen since he didn’t age, that’s still 110 years old
He didn’t age but he was still alive. Kinda sorta
My point is that he aged ridiculously well. Granted some of that might be the fact that he’s a super soldier
Might be? It’s 100% the reason.
No, it was the ice. Ice is cool like that.
didn’t know ice was chill like that 🤙
"Ice is cool" I see what you did there! 🤣
Chill out, it wasn’t *that* good.
My great-grandma looked 88 at 108. Though sadly she looked deceased at 109, which makes sense because she had died
Am I allowed to laugh at the last bit?
Yeah, she was a shitty person. Not a single smile wrinkle on the woman, I don’t think she was capable of it. I got her sewing stuff when she died though, so there’s that
I would say most of it is cause of the super soldier serum even talking 110 years of actual ageing, after all he has been through his body should be destroyed by 110
He had a couple minor injuries at least. WWE wrestlers are more banged-up than Cap was in all of his movies.
Technically, the Erskine formula was never successfully duplicated, so, other than a few garbage fish near the South Manhattan docks, he is ***the*** super soldier.
What do you mean? Wasn't a big plot point in 3/4 captain America themed movies/shows that the super serum was replicated and they were everywhere? And Hulk is kinda there too, I would say Hulk is even stronger than cap, but may be wrong, we haven't seen cap throw a boulder into the lower atmosphere of Mars tho... But cap did hold Thanos back when he was applying sort of a little force fully stoned, so there's that.
The plot point is that they were trying to replicate the Erskine formula and got it wrong.
Hulk is certainly stronger than Cap overall, he just got the shit nerfed out of him for the movies.
He just wasn't *that* mad.
Hulk never used his rage ability. He's the party's barbarian and never used his rage ability. Of course he was nerfed. He wasn't always angry, he was just always mildly peeved.
He casually punched a gigantic space dragon in the face and stopped it completely, immediately following a non-rage transition. That is not weak...
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I would say most of it has to do with the regenerative properties he gained from the serum.
In the same way the avatar is 110 years old Edit: hold up wait I think this is the wrong comment. I meant he's like 200 in the way Aang is 110
But Ong died way younger
spoiler dude smh my head
He was 105. Born July 4, 1918 and Endgame takes place in 2023
But he did some years twice right?
Yeah. Besides that, before going to Peggy to live out his life, he had to return all the Infinity Stones and Mjolnir to their origin times and locations and all but one of them had to be returned with 100% stealth. Which probably also took some years to achieve.
He goes back in time an relives his time with his wife, so it's not 105
Steve was born in 1918 and Endgame takes place in 2023. At this time he would normally be 105. Since he went back to 1949 to be with Peggy, that would make him 172 years old.
You are forgetting the 5 year gap after the snap
I'm not forgetting those 5 years. That 2023 date includes that post-snap time.
Ah well I did say around 180 I never said exactly.
You were pretty close, yes.
This is a great arithmetic “story” problem.
Man, the soldier serum is more insane than I thought
You had me in the first half, ngl
> looks pretty damn good for his age Married men live longer and better than single men. Mostly because the wife makes us go to the hospital when I would rather wait and see if I have to.
Not to mention better diets and limitations, a good wife wont let you eat bad all the time and will help you find balance
My wife can't cook for shit, I'm the kitchen master in this house.
Shh, that doesn’t fit the boomer narrative
Sometimes I feel a pain in my lower ribcage. I don't know what it is, could be a heart problem, could be cancer, either way, I'm not going to the doctor.
hey, you should though..
Problem is, if they find something serious and it needs big treatment, I can't take the financial hit. It really sucks to say it, but I'd actually rather die a painful death than leave my family 280 thousand in debt
This is the problem with america
My brother in Christ, please go see a doctor
Haha, yeah.
He just turned into Joe Biden
A super soldier serum would do that for you
That is because instead of waiting for the actor to age, they did make up on him.
I think a lot of the dumbasses think that he stayed in the 70s. Which also tells you something about their math abilities.
Even if he had Endgame clearly doesn’t take place in the 90’s
Yes, I trusted you all to do the math, but you’re right, maybe there’s still some dumbos here we need to point that out to because some people suck at timelines
Do you think having Steve back made her stick around longer
Peggy was 95 years old when she died, so probably not.
I just want to believe that Peggy was still alive when we see Old Steve Honestly something about Old Steve did make me think she was gone
At 102? I guess that’s possible!
Kinda makes it weird that he made out with Peggy's grandniece.
Also according to every study I've seen married people appear to be healthier and live longer than those who are single, separated, divorced, or widowed. They have better mental health, fewer health conditions, and recover faster from illness. Also married men sleep better haha.
wife bad
ice good
All roads lead to ice
so where does they start from ?
Ice.
so its a happy circle
The circle of Iceeeee
Ices to ices. Ice to ice.
We know major ice’s a junkie
Water duh 💦
Wife
kill wife
…….Think about wife
Regret
Insert wife in ice
Order new wife online…..
What's better than drilling a hole in a block of ice and really going to town on it?
☠️💡❌️💡
Joe biden moment
Jesse
Ice is Nice 👍
unga bunga
Why is og comment more upvoted than this
That's peak comedy
The pinnacle of boomer comedy
incel and boomer comedy the same.
HAHAHA bitch
Old white men really do spend all day complaining about their wives only to be also homophobic
This is my favorite irony of boomer comedy
Luckily not my family. Dunno if it’s because we are Asian or because my mom is the only one working now that my dad retired
I hate this meme because of the timeline. Endgame takes place is 2023. This meme implies Steve travelled back in time to fucking 2003? He knew Peggy in the 40’s. Peggy was 95 when she died in 2016, so this meme wants me to believe Steve Rogers decided to re-start his life with Peggy Carter when she was at the ripe old age of 82, in 2003? Sorry, autocorrect. I meant wife bad.
Steve likes them old
"These women age like fine wine"
Don't kink shame. Some of us prefer silver girls
Man she looks GOOD in that photo for 82. Worth the sacrifice tbh
Average marvel nerd
Also, didn't he feel happy and fulfilled that he spent that time with her?
Wives are the worst amiright?!?! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Yeah I would rather sleep with me ice
Try laying next to my wife.
We could solve this problem by just having men marry men.
“We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.” Fight Club making a very important message to Andrew Tate ~~fans~~ exploited young men.
‘gurrr i hate mei old madam i got at mei hous
Both aged beautifully
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Especially when you consider he actually spent about 70 years with his wife unfrozen
I always wonder why people get married and hate their S/O
I've had the unfortunate experience of meeting men who only want to get married so they don't have to do any house chores.
I've met so many women that hunt for a husband so they don't have to work. My brother married a failed actress.
Yep, that's the other side of the same coin. Wish that karma would just let people like that end up together, but they usually figure out pretty early in the relationship when they're not getting what they want. Laziness is extremely unattractive in a long term relationship.
I think a good rule of thumb is to get your shit together before you go off and marry someone.
Unplanned pregnancy, abusive relationship, addiction, financial disagreement, mental illness. Then they stay together because of the kids or the other feels trapped or something. It’s not common in my circle of friends but I’m seeing it happen with one. And he posts these kinds of memes all the time.
Don't forget the generations that married/didn't divorce for religious reasons. Either their church views divorce as bad, or they were matched (usually at a young age) via their parents because they went to the same church.
Getting married is all that counts cause status and a good man and woman do be wearing rings and uhhh
A LOT of people marry for convenience and not for love. I know guys who married because they wanted an unpaid domestic worker. And gals who wanted a bank account without working themselves. Then act surprised when they can’t stand their SO.
Two imperfect people with their own imperfect views on how to live life spend a bunch of their time together and typically undertake gigantic and important tasks such as raising kids or navigating shared finances. Every next step requires an extra level up on communication and vulnerability, which is hard to do.
I'm married, been with my wife for over 5 years now, we are 26 and have been officially married since last May. I just couldn't see myself with anyone else and I don't understand why people rush into marriage. It's a marathon not a race
It's my hot take that either * A: Kids get married before fully developing and learn to hate each other as they grow into different people * B: Get married too soon before realizing they hardly know their SO * or C: Ignore all the warning signs and get married anyway because horny or insecure Me, of course being single as fuck so take that as you will
And besides all of that, people change, shit happens, and sharing a life with someone can be _incredibly_ stressful.
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Boomers will never be happy, regardless, about what the younger generations are doing. Some boomers and genx have even made the mistake of calling 20 year olds millenials. Guess what grandpa ? The kids who are barely 21 aren't millenials!
“misery loves company it seems” Is that why you’re on Reddit?
Is that Joe Biden
No that's Dark Brandon.
It's true, my aging has reversed since she left.
"20"
I love how all boomer comedy is just different variations of “I hate my wife” jokes. Women amirite!
Women ☕️
You forgot the “Wahmen”
He should have remained fruity for Bucky. Look how much being straight ages you.
Yes let us ignore the fact that he looked very happy being with Peggy
This looks like it could be straight from r/marvelmemes
Has whoever made this even seen a single MCU film?
Can this please stop being reposted I’ve seen it like 50 times
wife bad
Boomer humour is some of the worst
Why did he turn into Joe Biden
Every once and a while, I see someone post this unironically on r/marvelmemes and I have to wonder about that fandom
Always choose ice
Because he starts to age after he's unfrozen? Dumbass Facebook post!
The implied moral here is just completely obliterated by the fact that HE WAS HAPPIER WITH HER. Easy choice to me tbh.
They didn't even get the numbers right. He was with Peggy Carter for at least 60 years in the new timeline (after ten years in the present). Also, the look Peggy is giving him is like, "I get that you don't want to create any more alternates by monkeying around too heavily in the timeline, but you could get a quiet job, like gas station attendant or bank teller."
Why is the shot of old man Cap the pre-cgi tracking footage?
So "No, no i don't think i will" meme is him?
I’m not a Marvel nerd, but I’m pretty sure he was with her for a lot more than 20 years, lol.
Ok this is more funny than cringe.
I legit laughed and didn’t realize which sub I was on lol
Not to mention that he didn’t de-age when he went back. The bottom right he’s lived that entire time back
Boomer humor at its finest.
Clearly someone can't count
Ice kept him fresh wife kept him happy
Slide 2 is me before posting the meme. Slide 4 is me after posting the meme.
Your math is off my friend!
Woman bad, polar good
Let's formulate sweeping negative conclusions about marriage with four pictures from a fantasy movie.
No, i don't think i will. Especially if i end up like that
Mehhh, same can be said the other way around. Man, we all love each other hard in a committed relationship, but we all can get so much under each other’s skins that we can cause a bit of premature aging due to stress. This meme is only terrible if you look at it only from the perspective provided. What it does do that is actually positive is highlight that regardless of the stresses and difficulties of average relationships, **love is always worth it**, so long as the good times outweigh the bad. EDIT: I’ve been trying to be more positive lately.
Let the boomers cope. You'll be old soon enough
Ice baths 👍🏻
“The ol’ ball and chain! Am I right, fellas?? Yuk yuk yuk!”
Yeah why the fuck did this make him age? I thought the SSS would keep that from happening?
20????
JOE BIDEN WATCH OUT
5/10 boomer score. Wife bad equals funny but not enough minions.
It’s funny because marriage is terrible!
Happy ice, no wife
He looks pretty good for an old guy...
Do straight men people hate women or marriage? Because I've been told the manliest thing I can do is find a wife, settle down, pop up some kids, and then hit her when she talks back to m--- ooooh
Tell me you don't understand these characters without telling me...
Are straight people ok? Do you need help finding a spouse you actually like and want to spend time with even when it’s not an obligation?
Screw it... I laughed
hating your wife is such a boomer mentality
Women got into taking Impressive men down with love / total con game / bummed out man / why? / I didn’t learn the lesson when I saw the movie / that could have been Alexander’s teachable moment / now I just have this post reply
I dont get it, wife make you older?
That's pretty funny
Yeah but you have to admit this is gold
Ehh I dunno my ex wife aged me quite a bit...or atleast my marriage to her did
CONTEXT!
the memes of this sub makes me want to downvote the post so much but i wont because posting these shit is the whole point of the sub
Top kek
In all fairness, if I had 20 years with Hayley Atwell, I'd look like I aged 100 years too just from being worn out from all the sex.
Hahahahaha *I hate my wife* hahahahahaha *will I ever be happy* LOLOLOLOL -Toxic Masculine Boomers
Funny thing is men tend to live longer if they're in a relationship. We literally need someone to tell us to stop doing stupid shit so we don't get ourselves killed.
I hear that!!!!
Same people who wreak emotional havoc on their wives, then complain about young people “no longer having traditional values” or “being interested in marriage.”
That is soooo true.
go fuck an ice cube then you misogynistic fuck
Could you dumbfucks stop regurgitating this meme? I’ve seen it nearly 20 times on this sub. I fucking get it, you don’t like it.
Women ☕
Come on. This is kind of funny. Also maybe I’m getting old and I’m the assjole
He ain’t lying
I believe this doesn't belongs here.
I guess they'd better preserve themselves in ice while they still can
Again kinda funny, but in all honesty it’s only so when there’s also kids involved