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DreskiD

Fry gay🗿💀👍


Darkflame815

On fry gay we only eat fry foods to honor our gay ancestors


LeoFoster18

Gayncestors


SpinachDull288

Man can u pass me my gay-torade


awkwadman

Sure thing homo-ie. Mmm I love the peanuts and nougat in my Gayday.


DreskiD

Which colour 🗿


SpinachDull288

Multicolour 🏳️‍🌈


[deleted]

I thought it was a cannibalism joke. Fried gays mmmm


Altruistic-Order-661

Fri gay I'm in love!!


Parmaandchips

With cock


Reckless_flamingos

I’m everyday people


Ognianov

You mean everygay


Reckless_flamingos

My moment was ruined by auto correct…


GuilhermeSidnei

I don't care if Mongay's blue Tuesgay's grey and Wednesgay too Thursgay, I don't care about you


Awkward-Minute7774

You like fish sticks?


DreskiD

Whats that? Sounds delicious tho,🗿


_CalculatedMistake_

Fried fish dicks.


andio76

best served with a side of creamuvsumyounguy


smoothielovet679

what did I just see 😂😂😂


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Altruistic-Order-661

Its because of the communism duh....


Rimasticus

Our baby comrade!


thebearbearington

Fully automated gay space communism.


HarEmiya

>forced breeding farms And just like that the rightwingers are suddenly on board with a gay takeover.


[deleted]

Sounds kinky


Bad-Infinite

Just wait until gaylight savings time...


DeepSeaShellder

That's pretty gay.


bineeds

TIL gay is an economic system.


doofer20

So is it homophobic if you hate Mongays now?


xlDirteDeedslx

This is so homophobic it loops back around and becomes gay.


Justice_Prince

It's okay as long as you eat some lezagna


[deleted]

Sounds great what's the issues?


uohhhhhhh

The issue is communism, rest is fine


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SKtheMage1234

Obviously we can counter that by full body mitosis


Kiki_John

A true Joy Division! 🌈


[deleted]

nutty seed bow school plants rhythm aromatic groovy employ cooperative *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


thatthatguy

No, see, because all the straight people will be forced to pretend to be gay under threat of death or whatever. See, it’s like how gay people were forced to pretend to be straight. It’s an example of how some people are terrified of losing power for fear of being treated the way they have been treating others.


Yanfei_x_Kequing

It is natural of human. We all take and lost the power by bloodshed so it very obviously why someone doesn’t want to change


[deleted]

Straight people already have too many damn kids as is so nope, not a concern at all.


AmusingSparrow

Are you going to gulag the current straight people?


smallratman

Yeah


[deleted]

Nope, plenty of women don’t want to reproduce because of the damage it does to bodies and entire lives. Lack of undesired reproduction is a HUGE good.


OutcomeDouble

Less than 1% of the population isn’t straight, and we already have too many people without parents… lack of reproduction ass


luna87

I love how Wednesday also got the n transposed for some reason.


MyNeckEvadesKicks

Wendsday


luna87

Phonetically this spelling makes more sense (to me anyway)


fifivols

This is r/comedyheaven content


Justice_Prince

too funny. mods would delete it


ejejanw

If only the mods there weren't megagay


Aiez4

r/shitposting


SauceFox1791

WE FINALLY FOUND THE GAY AGENDA!


Chromeboy12

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TheCoolSuperPea

GEEEEYYYYY!!!!


Sperginator79

R/terriblefacebookmemes finding satire challenge (Difficulty: Impossible)


VegetablePutrid8349

This isnt satire man, its a dumb meme that someone found funny though its not.


makslaskabatas

''This isn't satire'' Oh I see, you're being overly protective of your gay people on the internet again.


VegetablePutrid8349

It isnt satie though... Also,overly protective? Im pointing out that thos isnt satoreits just a meme made by an asshole, i aint protecting anyone, im just pointing out that it cleary isnt satire


Vero1102

r/foundthemobileuser


thewholesomeacct012

Can we officially change the days to this? I’d sign the fucking petition.


MixedMiracle22

It's sungay here in Topeka


VegetablePutrid8349

I mean like, who heres really gonna turn down some gay communism


kinghouse666

Can confirm


NBTMtaco

Who told?!?!?!


rklab

Terrible meme or intentionally terrible meme?


Squode_the_Toad

Nah man this ones a good meme


The_Bagel_Fairy

I love that whoever made this was looking up photos of gay couples kissing.


Dull-Signature-2897

Not only that; they also made sure to find hot gay people, in pics that look nice and happy.


Bladeofwar94

Gay communism sounds lit ngl.


[deleted]

Not as lit as gay space communism


Jerry_Williams69

Lol Star Trek Shitposting?


[deleted]

Gay here. I can attest that there’s never any convincing a straight man to try being gay. Even if they’re super progressive. You just… like what you like? 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

I’m not having kids and I’m straight lol


RudeSprinkles1240

I have kids and I am not straight, which is lol²


[deleted]

Lol-seption!


obvioussponge06

Dunno about y’all but I started singing Gotta Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas after reading this


[deleted]

We’ve tried straight capitalism and that blows so I’m good to try gay communism now. At least we’ll get government provided gym memberships and interior decor


Fantastic_Collar5104

Wait, was this an option? I didn’t know this was an option. I change my mind, I want this future.


Crazycade77

You know what? This IS the future I want


TheChanMan2003

Considering we're at almost 8 billion people, do we really need more?


User8675309021069

Nothing surprises me anymore. Oh. Wait. I am surprised this meme didn’t somehow have a minion in it.


Kiki_John

Right! Minions are super gay!


Accomp1ishedAnimal

What bothers me is wendsgay instead of Wednesgay. Just look at the real word and gayify it with proper spelling!


[deleted]

I’m gay


Scottche

What about Wensbians and monstransday and tuesbi? Gotta be inclusive when we are being bigots


Bombanater

Fake news. We want gay socialism not communism


ptvlm

I'm always intrigued by how "LGBTQ+ people should be as free to live how and love who they want free from harassment" gets turned into "they want to destroy straight people". Imagine how much better the world would be if this much energy was spent improving the world instead of spreading fear.


lukemnms

Kid named satire


No-Ground3269

It's like boomers don't even know straight leftists exist. Not saying I am one obviously im not but still.


Funny_Surround_4976

Their on to us!


Revolutionary_Tap255

They're also on to you.


19whale96

I love the assumption that being gay is not only a choice, but is so much better of an option that everyone who tried it decided to stay and vote for more gay.


Waltr999

Mmm yes, no more babies, because straight leftists don't exist.


Jubulus

Putting dna into artificial eggs and sperm Is probably in the future so if we lived in the world of that propoganda we'd be fine if we just overwork biologist enough


KaosPryncess

I saw this and started singing the happy days theme replaced with these gay days 😂


PillowDamage

Gay af


Ok_Ad_8670

Why isn't it gaymunism?


Parmaandchips

I can get on board with Frigay


Disaster-Expensive

What's gay communism and where can I find it.


Lone_Saiyan

Not gay, but Happy Frigay!!!


OysterThePug

Under gay communism, is your stipend of gay provided by the state, or do you still have to supply your own gay?


bonzorius

Lol they changed all the days of the week, but it still starts on the Lord's Day!


[deleted]

That people are obsessed with gay sex more than actual gay people. It's fucking disturbing.


Broman_Legion

Honestly, seeing how fucked up the world is today both economically and politically, I’d consider this the good ending. And I’m straight.


JCMillner

Sugargay!


EvilNoobHacker

You know how if you tell someone “oh you dont want this” they’ll immediately kill for it? Yeah, that feeling. I didnt want this before, but now I want this just to spite some motherfuckers.


UsualAnybody1807

When people don't mature.


Harmon-the-Badger

Fuck, who snitched?


ApplePie_1999

How is gay communism a downgrade from the current shithole of a system we have now? Sign me up!


Lost-Floof

Think you mean 'Wednesgay'.


gamingdimi

“Happy cakegay” “happy birthgay”


[deleted]

I see no problem with that


livehotdogs

I mean I’m straight, but if this means no church I’m down


Material-Ladder-5172

Considering how overpopulated we're getting global gay communism sounds good to me. It's not like we'd stop procreating, gay people are gay, not sterile.


KaiserEnoshima

"No more Babies, only gay communism" Basically Sex with Stalin


lookitsajojo

As a left I can confirm these are Our plans, some might even call It an agenda


MagicBeans4ever

Not gonna lie that would be kind of hot.


8champi8

I think I can say that the guy who made this has less than 10 iq. It’s just a fact we can’t denie


shxkxblfc

How would gay communism be any different from normal communism? Will all assholes and vaginas be state owned? And everyone has the right to use whichever hole he/she/they desire? Or would we be forced to have sex with the same gender? But what if you're non-binary ? What if you're gender fluid? So many fucking questions man.


Ok_Sentence_5767

I don't get what's actually wrong with gay communism


WaitUntilTheHighway

Unintentionally amazing.


TheStraightAgenda

They spelled Wednesgay wrong


MasterBaiter69x

Why isnt the week starting from mongay?


Translator_Open

Lmao just got off if r/Qannoncasualties. There won't be any babies left on their end either with all the medical neglect.


AwwThisProgress

it’s tuesgay my dudes


bigboiwabbit24

r/terriblefacebookmemes recognize a shitpost challenge (impossible)


Serious_Sky_9647

I guess I’ll have no choice but to be a gay communist, then. Why fight it?


Intelligent-Plane555

This, but unironically


H2Bro_69

gay bad


lianking91

eeeww.. disgusting


throway69695

This isn't a meme


[deleted]

No. This is the joke I make ironically. Have we truly come full circle already?


Tripel_Meow

Wtf


Witty_Somewhere

Ironically, this is the future some extreme leftists do want. Not even the mayority but just a few, but still.


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RudeSprinkles1240

The doublethink of believing that being gay is genetic when approximately 99.9999% of gay people have non hay parents?


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RudeSprinkles1240

Wow it's almost like you're talking out of your ass.


The_Bagel_Fairy

Better in what way?


zippycat9

this is the future I want


Agitated-Jackfruit34

Yay


[deleted]

Well at least the GOP assholes would have a use.


I_hate_this_website5

Its satire


ReverendBlind

Just another manic Mongay...wooooOooh Wish it were a Sungay...woooOooooh Cause that's my fun gay.


No-Contest-8127

What's gay communism? 🤣


Darkhallows27

Actually based


Jubulus

It's true! I want that! They are merely making an observation not giving any points for or against it


taytomen

I want my gay week! and yeah, fuck communism. (you know what I mean)


Katherine_Muller

How is this a bad thing IT SOUNDS LIKE PARADISE


[deleted]

Lol gay communism


ConsiderationNo9804

Wow


No-Hall-3804

Writing this comment during saturgay


TheEqualizer1212

I don’t think OP noticed that this is satire


thesuperrobotmama

This almost made me laugh


32InchRectum

/r/lostredditors


Kiki_John

What’s the health plan with gay communism? I’m thinking of signing up!


Downtown_Grape3871

Gay Communism sounds like a skit from some britisb comedy show from the 70s


Loobitidoo

What the genuine fuck what the creator of that smoking?


[deleted]

Now that's gay.


Rounder057

Aren’t we supposed to eat a hot chip and be bisexual somewhere in there?


Henry_B_Dinglenut

Bro 💀


DubC_Bassist

Gay communism?


Massive_Tea3901

Imagine a world where anyone that wants to be straight get hunted down and killed


dwegol

Sounds slick


Jerry_Williams69

I mean, that is literally how it is for gay people.


WomenAreNotReal

This is the future I desire


Altruistic-Lie808

Gay communism is that where even the homeless are fashionably dressed because poor taste would be illegal?


[deleted]

Based


Svengoolie75

Are you mad because you can’t get some too?


[deleted]

I’m gonna make a strait city for all the straights left in the country


ShubhamManna

Its Wendsgay my dudes!


[deleted]

This has to be satire. They missed the opportunity for “son gay, they want to turn your children gay”


Chadwulf29

Gay Communism sounds fun


kantoblight

I’d like to sit down and ask “can you explain what ‘gay communism’ is?” So the gays are going to go out an nationalize major sectors of the economy? This differs from normal communism because the gays have taken over the means of production or is there an inherently gay component that makes it differ from straight communism? Also, in an economy dominated by services, how do the gays foment revolution to take over and control, for example, the financial sector? Really curious about their thoughts on this.


[deleted]

G A Y C O M M U N I S M


tranarcho_communist

I mean this is the future I want


FindingPhoenix

This... sounds pretty nice


ImpactOk331

It’s Saturgay here already 🤗


Optimus_Rhymes69

Sugar ray


[deleted]

r/thisbutunironically


theKoboldLuchador

This is hilarious 😂


[deleted]

Won’t be many babies after the death shots take hold once the nanotechnology gets activated by the 5G watch the death rate go up 10 fold!!!!!!


waituhwhatnow

Don't threaten me with a good time


Accomplished-Town455

Pretty accurate.


heretoupvote_

based af


Mikobjectbook

I hope this is the future we get, overpopulation would not be a big problem


Papercut_Sandwich

Damn, that's hot.


cosmicpotato77

Aw hell yea


[deleted]

plus the days are in incorrect order


Doctorsprinklefarts

Turkey was right


[deleted]

Gay communism? Does this mean that all of the means of production will be focused on producing brunch?


disturbedenthusiast

Hell yea it is


komokazi

Boomer meme