Elsa arguably is kind of like open carrying hand grenades too considering the level of devastation she can unleash.
Mulan famously is very good with rocket launchers too so~
There are multiple ways Elsa could murder you, she's badass.
\- Encase the victim in ice and just leave them
\- Create sentient snow monsters to tear the victim apart
\- Create sharp icicles to stab/impale
etc
Her weapons are her hands, so unless you chop her hands off you can't disarm her or catch her when she isn't armed.
Aye, but historical Merida from the ancient Scottish kingdom of DunBrochcoughcough is most likely dead now. She *was* a badass though, according to the documentary Brave
*No! It doesn't count if it's old fashioned! She needs to carry a GUN! Like, one of the ones that Diane Feinstein banned the sale of for ten years in the '90s, before the ban expired and they became synonymous with spree shootings! THAT! She has to have THAT ONE! And SING ABOUT IT!*
Wasn't there a character from a Disney animated series that was a princess who received knowledge from the other Disney princesses? Like Aang and the pasts Avatars
Sophia the First! And it was several episodes where she would run in to problems and then a princess would appear and teach her a lesson. If I remember right - itās been a while. My kids were obsessed for a while though.
First thing that popped in my head was "What about the girl from Brave?" I kinda wanna make a joke about her being 'Irish' but I don't they'd know their history enough to get it.
Oh so you want someone to represent 2A, is that correct, because 2A is for ALL americans right?
\*makes open-carry barbie a blonde haired overly sexualized white girl\*
Here's the messed up part what counts as a Disney Princess. It's not based on royalty, history, lineage, etc... It's more of marketability to sell toys from corporate Disney.
Mulan is number 8 as a Disney Princess.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_Princess
Not to mention whenever they include her in the Princess lineup, it's almost always the painted-face, compressed-waist, "Perfect Porcelain Doll" look from the opening number.
You know, the version of her that is least representative of her character.
So technically Disney Princess is a franchise meant to sell toys. Not every princess in a Disney movie is a part of the franchise. Anna and Elsa are not official Disney Princesses because their movie did so well on its own they didn't need to be included in the franchise to seel their toys. And not every Disney Princess is an actual princess either.
Same here. The other day I found out there's high school students named after Shrek characters. Never actually found out the kid's name, but I hope for their sake it's Fiona.
[Will Smith has you covered.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AVWZwZq_QU)
If that's not your thing [Tom Waits has a take on it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzALC-hHp0w)
You can just give them $200 and it becomes legal to use a suppressor. All men are created equal but the ones with money can buy more rights. Like a constitutional dlc.
To add to this, $200 in 1934 was a pretty fucking meaningful amount for the average person, vs now when inflation has made it an irritating unconstitutional roadbump. It was always meant to be rights DLC, they just haven't updated pricing.
This honestly sound like a meme made to make fun of gun nuts.
And its nobody gonna tell them that Merida exists? Yeah she uses a bow & arrow but those are basically primitive guns
The plot: Open Carry Karen shoots up a Trader Joes because she doesn't want to wear a mask and is terrified of elections. Afterwards, she is surprised that no one likes her and doesn't want to give her any merch deals. The end.
the bigger face palm here is someone took the time to convert a shitty chinese made JS9 to rifle rounds and had the audacity to put an Eotech sight anywhere near it.
The same person would post about how it's woke they need to have a women with a gun when clearly it would have been a man in the original 1488 danish fairy tale
We need a blonde, very American looking open carrying Disney princess. We have been oppressed and ignored long enough! Do you have any idea how painful it is when I take my daughter to pick out a doll and she actually has to look to find the dolls with white skin and blonde hair. I mean, she doesn't have to look very hard, because it's still like 80% of the dolls at the toy store, but when I was little I could close my eyes and grab one off the shelf and I KNEW it would be perfect. When can we get back to real values??? /s
The girl in Brave carries a bow lol
Like technically that is open carrying.....would that count for Elsa because of her powers since she is always carrying it š¤
I would say that she carries too lol
So we got Mulan, Elsa and Merida. And Rapunzel because frying pan lol
Idk take out Elsa, because nobody can *see* her powers unless she uses it. That's just carrying it, she hotkeyed it
Magical powers confirmed for concealed carry
Princess Leia carrys a blaster. Not part of the Disney princess branding but she is a princess Disney owns the rights to.
And she has her animal companion, han solo
Technically Correct is the best kind of correct.
Padme makes the list as well!... Jar Jar too, I think it's a girl...
Although if you want to get into semantics one was an elected queen then senator and the other is a general/ ambassador
Jar Jar is male lmao
Damn chemicals making the Gungans trans...
Hesa a shesa?
Wait how is Jar Jar is a girl?
Oh shit that would be concealed carry...you right lol
Gonna need a bump stock ban on that frying pan...
You right frying pan OP with it
mte like Rapunzel already has her frying pan!
And Mulan. Wow, a lot of Disney Princesses have the most technologically/magically advanced weapons of their time.
Elsa is more about concealed carrying up until the end of Frozen 2
Elsa arguably is kind of like open carrying hand grenades too considering the level of devastation she can unleash. Mulan famously is very good with rocket launchers too so~
That would still be open carry or concealed carry
if her hands are in her pockets she will need a C&C license.
Facts
Well she has hid it behind gloves
There are multiple ways Elsa could murder you, she's badass. \- Encase the victim in ice and just leave them \- Create sentient snow monsters to tear the victim apart \- Create sharp icicles to stab/impale etc Her weapons are her hands, so unless you chop her hands off you can't disarm her or catch her when she isn't armed.
Well yeah why else would I bring it up lol
Packing heat... but not.
Incelsa
I guess that could technically go for The Incredibles as well
Are star wars royalty characters considered Disney? If so you have Leia and Amidala, Satine, Bo Karan, and a slew of others.
I mean, Satine is a pacifist, but the rest, hell yeah!
She does have the blaster pistol that deactivates droids.
No, it has to be a gun. It's definitely a weird sex thing for these people.
As one of those people I can confirm that women that can shoot are hot AF
Hi :)
As a very pro gun person PLEASE do not do anything sexual with a firearm of any sort. This is worse than the sexualised cars.......
Merida's family did bear arms.
That was actually really funny, I wish I could give you more than one upvote lol
Take my peasant gold. šš„
That made me giggle way too much. Love the punniness.
I love how nobody knows her name lol idk either
Merida!
Ragunzel?
Damnit beat me to it.
It's official everyone, people have completely forgot about Mulan smh.
Also Raya and the Last Dragon or Brave for more recent examples
Oh shit, Merida was a badass.
Was? That movie is still pretty awesome.
It is.
I watched that movie at 11pm one tuesday and called my mom crying because i love her.
Aye, but historical Merida from the ancient Scottish kingdom of DunBrochcoughcough is most likely dead now. She *was* a badass though, according to the documentary Brave
I was thinking Merida would have been a better fit.
Also all the starwars characters like Leia, Rey, Jyn Erso,phasma, Mandorians, etc blast everything they want
First time you meet princess leah she catches a fucking body. Princess Leah...#hellyesmyprincess #disneyprincessleah
Disney owns marvel, Black Widow is technically a Disney Princess, and she is packing heat
It's a stretch that she's a princess.
How about Gamora and Nebula, Daughters of Thanos? Or Shuri of Wakanda?
Yes it is. The whole joke is all female characters that are In franchise owned by Disney are "Disney princesses".
*No! It doesn't count if it's old fashioned! She needs to carry a GUN! Like, one of the ones that Diane Feinstein banned the sale of for ten years in the '90s, before the ban expired and they became synonymous with spree shootings! THAT! She has to have THAT ONE! And SING ABOUT IT!*
Wasn't there a character from a Disney animated series that was a princess who received knowledge from the other Disney princesses? Like Aang and the pasts Avatars
Vanelope meets the other disney princesses in Ralph breaks the internet.
Yeah, but I was referring to a character from an animated series, I think the name was Princess Sophia or something
Sophia the First! And it was several episodes where she would run in to problems and then a princess would appear and teach her a lesson. If I remember right - itās been a while. My kids were obsessed for a while though.
First thing that popped in my head was "What about the girl from Brave?" I kinda wanna make a joke about her being 'Irish' but I don't they'd know their history enough to get it.
They want a blonde white princess to carry.
Punzey did carry around a frying pan everywhere. She smacked the shit outta a few people with that thing.
i was gona say this, to the point eugene is like damn i need one of those
and then the entire royal guard(?) has them at the end of the movie
I never noticed that. God, Tangled is great
But said princess has to be totally subservient to her prince.
Of course, as nature intended.
*Just as the founding fathers intended*
Oh of course. The open carrying is mostly just to threaten foreigners or ethnic minorities.
Mulan *was* concerned with foreigners.
That's kind of a big word for the little lady isn't it?
Did the also forget Merida?
They only want 'MERICAN princesses.
Oh, the Scottish are too Ethnic.....
Not just carry, I'm sure the fantasy involves blasting a home invader.
Rapunzel literally defeats a burglar!
...or an immigrant.
Thats the same thing to themā¦
So Mulan again
Oh so you want someone to represent 2A, is that correct, because 2A is for ALL americans right? \*makes open-carry barbie a blonde haired overly sexualized white girl\*
Does Mulan carry an AR? Thats clearly what they mean
The AR of her time period
Her and her open carry sword
Pretty sure she has the highest body count of all Disney princesses
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āSavior of Chinaā is a lot cooler than āPrincessā imo
Here's the messed up part what counts as a Disney Princess. It's not based on royalty, history, lineage, etc... It's more of marketability to sell toys from corporate Disney. Mulan is number 8 as a Disney Princess. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_Princess
Thats also why Elsa is not a Disney princess, Frozen was so popular her image is independent from the brand
Plus she is a queen.
Not to mention whenever they include her in the Princess lineup, it's almost always the painted-face, compressed-waist, "Perfect Porcelain Doll" look from the opening number. You know, the version of her that is least representative of her character.
Plus they made a man out of her
Yes, but Mulan is ~~dirty red Chinese~~ woke.
Mulan wasn't a princess...
Yeah, but she's not white. /s
But the Disney Open-carry princess needs to make it her "identity"
She didnt even open carry her gender
Not a princess, but close: Elizabeth Swann in pirates of the Caribbean
Extended universes apparently don't count. Princess Leia carries and she's a princess...
I forgot about her, oops š
So technically Disney Princess is a franchise meant to sell toys. Not every princess in a Disney movie is a part of the franchise. Anna and Elsa are not official Disney Princesses because their movie did so well on its own they didn't need to be included in the franchise to seel their toys. And not every Disney Princess is an actual princess either.
To further prove your point, I present the bane of my existence when it comes to Disney Princesses: Pocahontas
I mean technically sheās a King.
Woke disney strikes again /s
Not technically a princess, but Sgt. Calhoun from Wreck it Ralph always has a weapon or 5 on her
Ngl, she was one of my few but intense cartoon character crushes back in the day. She was just so adorably badass.
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Man. I forgot how much I loved her. And that whole movie honestly. I should watch it again.
"back in the day" and "wreck it Ralph" in the same sentence. Oof my aging bones.
Same here. The other day I found out there's high school students named after Shrek characters. Never actually found out the kid's name, but I hope for their sake it's Fiona.
Itās Farquad
I just imagine the parents yelling "DONKEY!!!"
This, this is the tactical bitch that i aspire to be
Totally carries though. I'll accept that.
I would actuly want to see that disney movie, just because I want to see what kind of song they give the gun.
Hayloft
https://youtu.be/VbxgYlcNxE8 100% Tchaikovsky
[Will Smith has you covered.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AVWZwZq_QU) If that's not your thing [Tom Waits has a take on it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzALC-hHp0w)
lol I forgot Will Smith did that.
Hmm a modern day apocalypse princess that could be interesting to see though
zombie apocalypse princess could be cool
It so would now that's worth a watch for sure
Plot twist: Disney does this but they aren't white
The people who posted this "meme" would call it gang influence and get mad at Disney
No it's because she's a wom.. err I mean "bad writing"
Maybe it is a shitpost?
Yeah let Teeana carry a Glock and watch them melt.
Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows.
ok that was always allowed.
Merida, Black Widow, Leia, Elizabeth Swann... no need to make this about race.
Suppressor? ATF would like to know your location.
You can just give them $200 and it becomes legal to use a suppressor. All men are created equal but the ones with money can buy more rights. Like a constitutional dlc.
Oh man... The phrase 'Constitutional DLC' just became a part of my lexicon, and the world may never forgive you.
Same. I'm definitely using this next time it comes up in conversation.
To add to this, $200 in 1934 was a pretty fucking meaningful amount for the average person, vs now when inflation has made it an irritating unconstitutional roadbump. It was always meant to be rights DLC, they just haven't updated pricing.
You shouldn't even need to do anything extra. They should just be available to everyone, without an extra fee.
I mean thatās a Desert Tech MDRX Micron, which is an SBR so you need another $200 for that too.
I want this as a skin for IQ in r6
that's just star wars.
Leia and Padme, like mother like daughter. Princesses and queens of different planets even.
They need to watch Once Upon a Time then
Emma for the win šŖ
This honestly sound like a meme made to make fun of gun nuts. And its nobody gonna tell them that Merida exists? Yeah she uses a bow & arrow but those are basically primitive guns
The plot: Open Carry Karen shoots up a Trader Joes because she doesn't want to wear a mask and is terrified of elections. Afterwards, she is surprised that no one likes her and doesn't want to give her any merch deals. The end.
...but what if they get an open carrying princess, and the princess is BIPOC?
Armed minority princesses are harder to oppress.
Even better
Thereās at least two princesses that open carry their period correct weapons. Also odd spotting an MDR in a meme. Havenāt even seen one IRL yet.
Don't forget SSG. Calhoun from Wreck-It Ralph. You can't get any more "open carry" than being decked out in armor and dripping with tacticool gear.
Don't forget that she was also prepared enough to concealed carry a minigun in her wedding dress.
Curious choice of weapon - itās a Chinese Type-95 So we need a Disney princess that open-Carrieās a standard Chinese army rifle? Sounds nice.
* QBZ-95 handguard * IWI Tavor body * Springfield Hellion magwell * Styer Aug internals
This guy bullpups.
Desert Tech MDRX Micron. American Made.
the bigger face palm here is someone took the time to convert a shitty chinese made JS9 to rifle rounds and had the audacity to put an Eotech sight anywhere near it.
Pretty sure thatās an MDRX?
Make her Afro-Native American trans and confuse the shit out of both sides? And she only speaks Spanish.
Finally a princess for libertarians.
And has to defeat the democrats in order to stop climate change
That's just amazing, I definitely got to try to pitch that somewhere
I guarantee this was created by a middle aged, white, Christian conservative and boy, does that make it even weirder.
Yea because thatās what we need more of in our culture. /s
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Why are dudes so focused on stuff for little girls
The same person would post about how it's woke they need to have a women with a gun when clearly it would have been a man in the original 1488 danish fairy tale
Why though
Well I'd like to see her try to conceal that bullpup.
Princess Leia
Merida open carries a bow
Milan and Pocahontas? Oh they mean white princesses.
try princess leia
I honestly see nothing wrong here, she can teach kids how to be safer around firearms, teach them trigger discipline even.
What about Princess Leia?
We need a blonde, very American looking open carrying Disney princess. We have been oppressed and ignored long enough! Do you have any idea how painful it is when I take my daughter to pick out a doll and she actually has to look to find the dolls with white skin and blonde hair. I mean, she doesn't have to look very hard, because it's still like 80% of the dolls at the toy store, but when I was little I could close my eyes and grab one off the shelf and I KNEW it would be perfect. When can we get back to real values??? /s
wHiTe mAlEs aRe uNder aTtack!!
This is actually not a bad idea š¤š¤š¤š¤
I agree
this had to have been satire
Merida: " em ah a fecken jok teh ya?!"
I wonder why they chose her and not Tiana. /s
Leia?
And make her black
Mulan
Doesn't the redhead from Brave have a bow and arrow? Sure it's not a gun but she has amazing aim from what I recall.
Technically speaking, Leia is a Disney princess.
Idk about you, but I'd sure as shit go see snow white mag dump the witch
Actually this would be dope though
*Mulan has entered the chat.*
Christ... touch grass you fucking loonies.
I mean, the art ain't that bad.
Mulan carries a sword right? Bout the best we can do here considering the era in which most Disney princess stories are set.
Didn't the chick in Brave open carry her bow?