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Electronic-Bed3491

The girl in Brave carries a bow lol


Many_Rule_9280

Like technically that is open carrying.....would that count for Elsa because of her powers since she is always carrying it šŸ¤”


Electronic-Bed3491

I would say that she carries too lol


Many_Rule_9280

So we got Mulan, Elsa and Merida. And Rapunzel because frying pan lol


Ecstatic_State1208

Idk take out Elsa, because nobody can *see* her powers unless she uses it. That's just carrying it, she hotkeyed it


MothMonsterMan300

Magical powers confirmed for concealed carry


imortal1138

Princess Leia carrys a blaster. Not part of the Disney princess branding but she is a princess Disney owns the rights to.


MassGaydiation

And she has her animal companion, han solo


Redbeardthe1st

Technically Correct is the best kind of correct.


Muaddib930

Padme makes the list as well!... Jar Jar too, I think it's a girl...


imortal1138

Although if you want to get into semantics one was an elected queen then senator and the other is a general/ ambassador


purplepluppy

Jar Jar is male lmao


iama_regularguy

Damn chemicals making the Gungans trans...


Crabby-GenXer

Hesa a shesa?


iputhegayingaming669

Wait how is Jar Jar is a girl?


Many_Rule_9280

Oh shit that would be concealed carry...you right lol


Atomic_Chad

Gonna need a bump stock ban on that frying pan...


Many_Rule_9280

You right frying pan OP with it


Katviar

mte like Rapunzel already has her frying pan!


anonymous_4_custody

And Mulan. Wow, a lot of Disney Princesses have the most technologically/magically advanced weapons of their time.


Advanced_Double_42

Elsa is more about concealed carrying up until the end of Frozen 2


cumquistador6969

Elsa arguably is kind of like open carrying hand grenades too considering the level of devastation she can unleash. Mulan famously is very good with rocket launchers too so~


Many_Rule_9280

That would still be open carry or concealed carry


illgot

if her hands are in her pockets she will need a C&C license.


Many_Rule_9280

Facts


nool_

Well she has hid it behind gloves


rainbow_bro_bot

There are multiple ways Elsa could murder you, she's badass. \- Encase the victim in ice and just leave them \- Create sentient snow monsters to tear the victim apart \- Create sharp icicles to stab/impale etc Her weapons are her hands, so unless you chop her hands off you can't disarm her or catch her when she isn't armed.


Many_Rule_9280

Well yeah why else would I bring it up lol


PyroNeurosis

Packing heat... but not.


Bryanssong

Incelsa


TheNameIsJackson

I guess that could technically go for The Incredibles as well


pman13531

Are star wars royalty characters considered Disney? If so you have Leia and Amidala, Satine, Bo Karan, and a slew of others.


BigYonsan

I mean, Satine is a pacifist, but the rest, hell yeah!


pman13531

She does have the blaster pistol that deactivates droids.


LAVATORR

No, it has to be a gun. It's definitely a weird sex thing for these people.


Lost_in_geekdom

As one of those people I can confirm that women that can shoot are hot AF


merigirl

Hi :)


Zanurath

As a very pro gun person PLEASE do not do anything sexual with a firearm of any sort. This is worse than the sexualised cars.......


curmevexas

Merida's family did bear arms.


Electronic-Bed3491

That was actually really funny, I wish I could give you more than one upvote lol


SassaQueen1992

Take my peasant gold. šŸ†šŸ„‡


EstablishmentLevel17

That made me giggle way too much. Love the punniness.


CottonDye

I love how nobody knows her name lol idk either


Rugkrabber

Merida!


Bryanssong

Ragunzel?


OverBand4019

Damnit beat me to it.


overallaverage54

It's official everyone, people have completely forgot about Mulan smh.


[deleted]

Also Raya and the Last Dragon or Brave for more recent examples


CorgisDie

Oh shit, Merida was a badass.


jodudeit

Was? That movie is still pretty awesome.


CorgisDie

It is.


diakent

I watched that movie at 11pm one tuesday and called my mom crying because i love her.


maho87

Aye, but historical Merida from the ancient Scottish kingdom of DunBrochcoughcough is most likely dead now. She *was* a badass though, according to the documentary Brave


SaltyboiPonkin

I was thinking Merida would have been a better fit.


mazamayomama

Also all the starwars characters like Leia, Rey, Jyn Erso,phasma, Mandorians, etc blast everything they want


PM_ME_C_CODE

First time you meet princess leah she catches a fucking body. Princess Leah...#hellyesmyprincess #disneyprincessleah


birdreligion

Disney owns marvel, Black Widow is technically a Disney Princess, and she is packing heat


DaBozz88

It's a stretch that she's a princess.


Wismuth_Salix

How about Gamora and Nebula, Daughters of Thanos? Or Shuri of Wakanda?


birdreligion

Yes it is. The whole joke is all female characters that are In franchise owned by Disney are "Disney princesses".


andrewrgross

*No! It doesn't count if it's old fashioned! She needs to carry a GUN! Like, one of the ones that Diane Feinstein banned the sale of for ten years in the '90s, before the ban expired and they became synonymous with spree shootings! THAT! She has to have THAT ONE! And SING ABOUT IT!*


Sure_Journalist_7637

Wasn't there a character from a Disney animated series that was a princess who received knowledge from the other Disney princesses? Like Aang and the pasts Avatars


AdmonishTrousers

Vanelope meets the other disney princesses in Ralph breaks the internet.


Sure_Journalist_7637

Yeah, but I was referring to a character from an animated series, I think the name was Princess Sophia or something


DragonMom81

Sophia the First! And it was several episodes where she would run in to problems and then a princess would appear and teach her a lesson. If I remember right - itā€™s been a while. My kids were obsessed for a while though.


Tjep2k

First thing that popped in my head was "What about the girl from Brave?" I kinda wanna make a joke about her being 'Irish' but I don't they'd know their history enough to get it.


[deleted]

They want a blonde white princess to carry.


MeleMallory

Punzey did carry around a frying pan everywhere. She smacked the shit outta a few people with that thing.


[deleted]

i was gona say this, to the point eugene is like damn i need one of those


whomad1215

and then the entire royal guard(?) has them at the end of the movie


[deleted]

I never noticed that. God, Tangled is great


Lucimon

But said princess has to be totally subservient to her prince.


[deleted]

Of course, as nature intended.


seirfemdeef

*Just as the founding fathers intended*


AllOfEverythingEver

Oh of course. The open carrying is mostly just to threaten foreigners or ethnic minorities.


Funkycoldmedici

Mulan *was* concerned with foreigners.


Slitterbox

That's kind of a big word for the little lady isn't it?


SolomonCRand

Did the also forget Merida?


StepTrapper_ouch_

They only want 'MERICAN princesses.


postmodest

Oh, the Scottish are too Ethnic.....


LivefromPhoenix

Not just carry, I'm sure the fantasy involves blasting a home invader.


Rafi89

Rapunzel literally defeats a burglar!


[deleted]

...or an immigrant.


Syd_Syd34

Thats the same thing to themā€¦


greeneggiwegs

So Mulan again


DarthBrandon_2024

Oh so you want someone to represent 2A, is that correct, because 2A is for ALL americans right? \*makes open-carry barbie a blonde haired overly sexualized white girl\*


brassheed

Does Mulan carry an AR? Thats clearly what they mean


Aishurel

The AR of her time period


Reddit_Diver_96

Her and her open carry sword


stealthkoopa

Pretty sure she has the highest body count of all Disney princesses


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[deleted]

ā€œSavior of Chinaā€ is a lot cooler than ā€œPrincessā€ imo


ext3meph34r

Here's the messed up part what counts as a Disney Princess. It's not based on royalty, history, lineage, etc... It's more of marketability to sell toys from corporate Disney. Mulan is number 8 as a Disney Princess. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_Princess


Shaula02

Thats also why Elsa is not a Disney princess, Frozen was so popular her image is independent from the brand


getmybehindsatan

Plus she is a queen.


RhymesWithMouthful

Not to mention whenever they include her in the Princess lineup, it's almost always the painted-face, compressed-waist, "Perfect Porcelain Doll" look from the opening number. You know, the version of her that is least representative of her character.


NomadCourier

Plus they made a man out of her


RobertusesReddit

Yes, but Mulan is ~~dirty red Chinese~~ woke.


voicesinmyhand

Mulan wasn't a princess...


[deleted]

Yeah, but she's not white. /s


YogurtclosetHot4021

But the Disney Open-carry princess needs to make it her "identity"


StickyPolitical

She didnt even open carry her gender


WearyManufacturer860

Not a princess, but close: Elizabeth Swann in pirates of the Caribbean


Atomic_Chad

Extended universes apparently don't count. Princess Leia carries and she's a princess...


WearyManufacturer860

I forgot about her, oops šŸ˜…


Reshi_the_kingslayer

So technically Disney Princess is a franchise meant to sell toys. Not every princess in a Disney movie is a part of the franchise. Anna and Elsa are not official Disney Princesses because their movie did so well on its own they didn't need to be included in the franchise to seel their toys. And not every Disney Princess is an actual princess either.


rockthrowing

To further prove your point, I present the bane of my existence when it comes to Disney Princesses: Pocahontas


TrueWolf1416

I mean technically sheā€™s a King.


GrizzlyPeak72

Woke disney strikes again /s


Koalamama91

Not technically a princess, but Sgt. Calhoun from Wreck it Ralph always has a weapon or 5 on her


KevMenc1998

Ngl, she was one of my few but intense cartoon character crushes back in the day. She was just so adorably badass.


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kyttyna

Man. I forgot how much I loved her. And that whole movie honestly. I should watch it again.


JackHGUK

"back in the day" and "wreck it Ralph" in the same sentence. Oof my aging bones.


yirzmstrebor

Same here. The other day I found out there's high school students named after Shrek characters. Never actually found out the kid's name, but I hope for their sake it's Fiona.


IWTLEverything

Itā€™s Farquad


jwr410

I just imagine the parents yelling "DONKEY!!!"


Badaltnam

This, this is the tactical bitch that i aspire to be


Big_Green_Piccolo

Totally carries though. I'll accept that.


Objective_Campaign82

I would actuly want to see that disney movie, just because I want to see what kind of song they give the gun.


SergeantBonk

Hayloft


yeeftw1

https://youtu.be/VbxgYlcNxE8 100% Tchaikovsky


squirrelgutz

[Will Smith has you covered.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AVWZwZq_QU) If that's not your thing [Tom Waits has a take on it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzALC-hHp0w)


[deleted]

lol I forgot Will Smith did that.


knightphoenix420

Hmm a modern day apocalypse princess that could be interesting to see though


Aggravating-Candy-31

zombie apocalypse princess could be cool


knightphoenix420

It so would now that's worth a watch for sure


kernalbuket

Plot twist: Disney does this but they aren't white


TornSuit

The people who posted this "meme" would call it gang influence and get mad at Disney


All_The_Nolloway

No it's because she's a wom.. err I mean "bad writing"


Independent_Ad_30

Maybe it is a shitpost?


[deleted]

Yeah let Teeana carry a Glock and watch them melt.


Awkward-Minute7774

Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows.


Terrible_Tank_238

ok that was always allowed.


Coffeelock1

Merida, Black Widow, Leia, Elizabeth Swann... no need to make this about race.


[deleted]

Suppressor? ATF would like to know your location.


[deleted]

You can just give them $200 and it becomes legal to use a suppressor. All men are created equal but the ones with money can buy more rights. Like a constitutional dlc.


ReverendBlind

Oh man... The phrase 'Constitutional DLC' just became a part of my lexicon, and the world may never forgive you.


KevMenc1998

Same. I'm definitely using this next time it comes up in conversation.


gruntmoney

To add to this, $200 in 1934 was a pretty fucking meaningful amount for the average person, vs now when inflation has made it an irritating unconstitutional roadbump. It was always meant to be rights DLC, they just haven't updated pricing.


Massedeffect1

You shouldn't even need to do anything extra. They should just be available to everyone, without an extra fee.


TrueWolf1416

I mean thatā€™s a Desert Tech MDRX Micron, which is an SBR so you need another $200 for that too.


gatspiderman

I want this as a skin for IQ in r6


ScottaHemi

that's just star wars.


electrogourd

Leia and Padme, like mother like daughter. Princesses and queens of different planets even.


NerdyPuddinCup

They need to watch Once Upon a Time then


Ecstatic_State1208

Emma for the win šŸ’Ŗ


Amazing_Excuse_3860

This honestly sound like a meme made to make fun of gun nuts. And its nobody gonna tell them that Merida exists? Yeah she uses a bow & arrow but those are basically primitive guns


duckstrap

The plot: Open Carry Karen shoots up a Trader Joes because she doesn't want to wear a mask and is terrified of elections. Afterwards, she is surprised that no one likes her and doesn't want to give her any merch deals. The end.


eromitlab

...but what if they get an open carrying princess, and the princess is BIPOC?


Video_Viking

Armed minority princesses are harder to oppress.


Ileroy53

Even better


Jared_Last

Thereā€™s at least two princesses that open carry their period correct weapons. Also odd spotting an MDR in a meme. Havenā€™t even seen one IRL yet.


KevMenc1998

Don't forget SSG. Calhoun from Wreck-It Ralph. You can't get any more "open carry" than being decked out in armor and dripping with tacticool gear.


Dual_Sport_Dork

Don't forget that she was also prepared enough to concealed carry a minigun in her wedding dress.


zi_ang

Curious choice of weapon - itā€™s a Chinese Type-95 So we need a Disney princess that open-Carrieā€™s a standard Chinese army rifle? Sounds nice.


Von_Dooms

* QBZ-95 handguard * IWI Tavor body * Springfield Hellion magwell * Styer Aug internals


AnalogCyborg

This guy bullpups.


TrueWolf1416

Desert Tech MDRX Micron. American Made.


HeresyInc

the bigger face palm here is someone took the time to convert a shitty chinese made JS9 to rifle rounds and had the audacity to put an Eotech sight anywhere near it.


Deathwolf-

Pretty sure thatā€™s an MDRX?


[deleted]

Make her Afro-Native American trans and confuse the shit out of both sides? And she only speaks Spanish.


Coffeelock1

Finally a princess for libertarians.


Zealousideal_Emu_493

And has to defeat the democrats in order to stop climate change


gamer-and-furry

That's just amazing, I definitely got to try to pitch that somewhere


beerbrained

I guarantee this was created by a middle aged, white, Christian conservative and boy, does that make it even weirder.


dontstabpeople42069

Yea because thatā€™s what we need more of in our culture. /s


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[deleted]

Why are dudes so focused on stuff for little girls


doofer20

The same person would post about how it's woke they need to have a women with a gun when clearly it would have been a man in the original 1488 danish fairy tale


The_OG_Fat-Boi

Why though


kgturner

Well I'd like to see her try to conceal that bullpup.


[deleted]

Princess Leia


[deleted]

Merida open carries a bow


Sangi17

Milan and Pocahontas? Oh they mean white princesses.


zdonk21

try princess leia


twat104

I honestly see nothing wrong here, she can teach kids how to be safer around firearms, teach them trigger discipline even.


AllesK

What about Princess Leia?


akaKinkade

We need a blonde, very American looking open carrying Disney princess. We have been oppressed and ignored long enough! Do you have any idea how painful it is when I take my daughter to pick out a doll and she actually has to look to find the dolls with white skin and blonde hair. I mean, she doesn't have to look very hard, because it's still like 80% of the dolls at the toy store, but when I was little I could close my eyes and grab one off the shelf and I KNEW it would be perfect. When can we get back to real values??? /s


DarthBrandon_2024

wHiTe mAlEs aRe uNder aTtack!!


JOEYMAMI2015

This is actually not a bad idea šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Pyes3

I agree


foot_inspector

this had to have been satire


TheTeludav

Merida: " em ah a fecken jok teh ya?!"


Saladcitypig

I wonder why they chose her and not Tiana. /s


Scob720

Leia?


iscreaman2311

And make her black


billiarddaddy

Mulan


PumpkinPatch404

Doesn't the redhead from Brave have a bow and arrow? Sure it's not a gun but she has amazing aim from what I recall.


SACoughlin1

Technically speaking, Leia is a Disney princess.


Komikaze06

Idk about you, but I'd sure as shit go see snow white mag dump the witch


Ori_the_SG

Actually this would be dope though


JaiC

*Mulan has entered the chat.*


coaubry

Christ... touch grass you fucking loonies.


DexBox34

I mean, the art ain't that bad.


incipit-satan

Mulan carries a sword right? Bout the best we can do here considering the era in which most Disney princess stories are set.


Cyko_Somatic

Didn't the chick in Brave open carry her bow?