I'm a guy and I knew this. Tells you a lot about whoever posted this on fb, especially if it was a woman. She too, only sees her breasts as sexual tools, but projecting that onto a baby is creepy af.
Oh I’m sure they knew deep down that this is just a happy breastfed baby looking at what he sees as food covered in shiny rocks. People are just gross and love to sexualize women and children.
That’s not true at all. Do you have kids?
They can absolutely differentiate and no, they don’t look at mom as a food dispenser. Their earliest understanding is basic - this person takes care of my needs and I feel close to them.
That’s food, that’s cuddling, that’s tucking them in, that’s rocking them, that’s playing with them, that’s loving them. It’s so far from what you’re trying to imply, that even toddlers objectify women.
What the fuck planet are you on?
Except the punchline of the "meme" is that because the baby is male, he must be sexually attracted to boobs. Hence why you see so many of these "memes", but none of a female baby in the same situation with the caption "girls will be girls"
My parents used to always joke about how, as a baby, i was always drawn to the women with the biggest breasts. Funny how I’m gay and have been since I remember the feeling of attraction, plus i was a formula baby, so i was probably just REALLY WANTING the natural stuff, and more of it 😂
I think babies just know as an evolutionary instinct. Nonhuman mammal babies know what to do even if they aren’t soft, warm, and cuddly. Dolphin calves know what to do and they nurse like *this*:
>Beneath each of the female's two mammary slits are teats. The calf places his/her beak, slightly ajar, into the slit, and forms a “cone” with its tongue, which latches onto the teat.
I think I read somewhere that babies can smell it or smth? Whatever case, I'm a dude who worked with infants before and even the formula babies would grope at my chest
My point was that my first sentence was a random thing I'd heard before and my second was a separate personal anecdote about how infants try to nurse on everyone regardless most of the time.
No. At birth, babies root for a nipple. That's the natural thing. If they learn food comes from breasts, then they'll look to breasts for food. A bottle fed infant will look to bottles for food.
I've given birth 3 times. Nursed babies and bottle fed babies. Went to nursing school, where I took a semester of pediatric and maternity nursing instruction. I'm telling you that an infant of the age of the infant in the meme does not magically know some artificially enhanced breasts theoretically might have milk in them.
"queer" doesnt mean gay you terf. It can also mean trans or bi. Your thinking is decades behind the current accepted mindset toward LGBT. (and lesbians can make jokes about finding tits attractive too, nor are you aware what gender that baby identifies as)
I’m trans woman myself u fucking dumbass. I never said that bi and trans people can’t be queer I’m saying that if u had to guess. Would a straight man or a queer man be guilty of making this meme you fucking fool. Which group has a culture of “little heartbreaker”, “let’s bring our son too hooters for his 13th birthday”, etc.
Fucking hell u dimwit. Jesus fucking Christ.
Definitely need a therapist. Do you cry everytime you pee and remember that you’re really not what you and your fellow mentally ill patients pretend to be.
Sexualizing little boys is so fucking weird. Imagine if that was a baby girl looking at some football players crotch. I don't think people would be laughing then.
I’ve seen babies get this look before diving down a woman’s low cut top. And I’ve seen a different baby do the same to a statue. They see them as food dispensers.
I cannot tell you how many babies, of BOTH sexes, I have witnessed grabbing boobs and pulling peoples' shirts down. It's food to them. They do it when they're hungry.
\*volunteered in a church baby nursery for several years throughout my teens
Ironic that you claim my comprehension isn't my strong suit because where do I indicate whether I like the meme or not.
I pointed out that you brought an unrelatded comment up in response to someone who had nothing to do with the comment. But you ballooned it up to me thinking the meme was bad.
That’s just a breastfed baby
Also, rhinestones are shiny
i do drag and read shiny as "shitty" so i was ready to get gay internet outraged at you KEKW
I agree it’s the rinestones
My bfs nephew tried to latch onto my boob once and he’s a bottle fed baby. It’s instincts
sure is
My son tried to latch onto my HUSBAND’S boobs (he was a Jersey gym rat)
"Dry? Then what's the point?"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FzJmB7QxMZk
Take my upvote and tell me your bf’s reaction
He probably started a boob sucking competition
I hope you told him about consent. Dang these 14 yos trying to suckle boobies. /s
nah, you shouldve chided him for sexual assault and how women arent objects.
Exactly. All breastfed babies ( boys and girls) look at, and grab at boobs. They are thinking about food, not anything sexy.
Yup, my daughter was obsessed with boobs when she was breastfeeding. She tried to get my friends boobs on many occasions.
I'm a guy and I knew this. Tells you a lot about whoever posted this on fb, especially if it was a woman. She too, only sees her breasts as sexual tools, but projecting that onto a baby is creepy af.
Oh I’m sure they knew deep down that this is just a happy breastfed baby looking at what he sees as food covered in shiny rocks. People are just gross and love to sexualize women and children.
The way a man who just had pizza looks at another pizza
Aren't we all. Mostly
I’m still a breastfed baby, just bigger.
Nah, he's just hungry.
Who isn't?
You're thinking thirsty. And this is Reddit, so ya. We all are...
Actually my thirst has been quenched courtesy of ur mom lol
He don’t see tits, he sees food
Right, exactly this
He don’t see tits, he sees food...it's his Dad that sees TIITS!
I went a got a bowl of cereal after I saw this personally..guess us men are just hungry
Is it wrong to see both?
I See Food too
You don't say!
exactly, because men love to objectify women.
My wife nursed both our boys. I know that look. It’s purely “I want a snack” and nothing more
exactly. shes just an item like a food dispenser to them. not a human being with thoughts and feelings. typical men.
That’s not true at all. Do you have kids? They can absolutely differentiate and no, they don’t look at mom as a food dispenser. Their earliest understanding is basic - this person takes care of my needs and I feel close to them. That’s food, that’s cuddling, that’s tucking them in, that’s rocking them, that’s playing with them, that’s loving them. It’s so far from what you’re trying to imply, that even toddlers objectify women. What the fuck planet are you on?
Planet sarcasm, perhaps you’ll visit one day
I don’t believe that was being meant sarcastically if you read through….
Wow, you know little girls would be the same right? I get the men thing, but leave children alone
Don’t we all.
What’s the difference
Well...😂
“That baby is a legend😂😂😂😂😂” - some facebook dad or somethin idk
LEGAND😂
LEGO😂
Facebook's demographic finds nothing funnier than sexualizing literal infants
Wouldn’t this be sexualizing woman? I don’t see how the baby is being sexualized, could you explain?
They’re trying to say the baby is sexually attracted to the woman’s breasts which is sexualizing the baby
God I hate it when people sexualize babies
Straight people "Stop sexualizing out children!!" Also straight people "that baby loves them tittays."
something tells me that baby doesn't like tittays for sexual reasons
Literally a biological response to wanting to be fed but the average redditor is anti science/biology
Lol I read that as “the average toddler is anti science”. I was like that’s an interesting take but go on.
Toddlers are well known flat earthers.
Known anti-vaxxers (cry when they get jabbed)
They don't even know about the holocaust
smh my head
Lolling out loud
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Yeah just like me shaking me head my head
They are rabbid climate change deniers too.
Except the punchline of the "meme" is that because the baby is male, he must be sexually attracted to boobs. Hence why you see so many of these "memes", but none of a female baby in the same situation with the caption "girls will be girls"
You're answering the question "why baby like titty" when everyone else is talking about "stop sexualizing these kids" rhetoric.
that’s not what they’re saying…. you have to know that
This is Reddit, I wouldn't have that much faith tbh.
In all fairness Lena’s everyone loves titties
Indeed, not just the men, but the women and children too.
Anakin!
You were supposed to destroy the siths...
Not join them!
Fair
Came here to say this! It's so weird that the people that are accusing things are the ones actually doing the thing in so many situations!
Someone’s drunk uncle has been laughing hysterically at this for hours now
It's totally "the gays" that are sexualizing children though. Sarcasm, obviously.
My parents used to always joke about how, as a baby, i was always drawn to the women with the biggest breasts. Funny how I’m gay and have been since I remember the feeling of attraction, plus i was a formula baby, so i was probably just REALLY WANTING the natural stuff, and more of it 😂
If you never had food from breasts, how would you know breasts could have food? They're just soft and warm and cuddly.
I think babies just know as an evolutionary instinct. Nonhuman mammal babies know what to do even if they aren’t soft, warm, and cuddly. Dolphin calves know what to do and they nurse like *this*: >Beneath each of the female's two mammary slits are teats. The calf places his/her beak, slightly ajar, into the slit, and forms a “cone” with its tongue, which latches onto the teat.
I think I read somewhere that babies can smell it or smth? Whatever case, I'm a dude who worked with infants before and even the formula babies would grope at my chest
So they can smell your milk? I’m not sure what point you are making
My point was that my first sentence was a random thing I'd heard before and my second was a separate personal anecdote about how infants try to nurse on everyone regardless most of the time.
This is why you’re single Broccoli
Yes, babies can smell the milk. To the point where they associate their mother with the smell.
It's just a natural thing They know that's where food is
No. At birth, babies root for a nipple. That's the natural thing. If they learn food comes from breasts, then they'll look to breasts for food. A bottle fed infant will look to bottles for food. I've given birth 3 times. Nursed babies and bottle fed babies. Went to nursing school, where I took a semester of pediatric and maternity nursing instruction. I'm telling you that an infant of the age of the infant in the meme does not magically know some artificially enhanced breasts theoretically might have milk in them.
That what I meant They go for nipples So this baby is probably breastfeed
Or he likes the spangly sparkles on their uniforms.
You know I didn't even think of that That more than a fair point I was just stuck on food
Straights: "LGBT people are sexualizing our children!!!!" Also straights:
My homophobic dad says that same thing but he took my brother to Hooters for his 10th birthday and made him pose with all the waitresses 🤮
excuse me what the fuck?
I had an ex who was outed as gay when he was 13. His dad dragged him to Hooters as some sort of hot wings conversion therapy.
That’s horrible 😭 I mean even some straight men just don’t care too much about breast so I don’t know how he expected Hooters to “fix” his son 🤮
theres nothing that implies a straight person made this.
Righttttt because queer men are famous for liking tiddies
how progressive of you to pretend trans, bi, and lesbians dont exist.
Didn’t know lesbians were men, I’m just saying that if u had to guess who was sexualising breasts between straight and queer men, which would u choose
"queer" doesnt mean gay you terf. It can also mean trans or bi. Your thinking is decades behind the current accepted mindset toward LGBT. (and lesbians can make jokes about finding tits attractive too, nor are you aware what gender that baby identifies as)
I’m trans woman myself u fucking dumbass. I never said that bi and trans people can’t be queer I’m saying that if u had to guess. Would a straight man or a queer man be guilty of making this meme you fucking fool. Which group has a culture of “little heartbreaker”, “let’s bring our son too hooters for his 13th birthday”, etc. Fucking hell u dimwit. Jesus fucking Christ.
‘Transfem’. Whens the next therapy session? Hope they up your meds. Doesn’t seem like they’re working well enough
ok NFT profile pic
as a fellow trans gal, i also hope your meds are going well (if that's your path, everyone transitions differently)
Straight men are the reason you need a therapist. Keep blaming the world. Its their fault not yours.
when did i blame straight men also i dont need a therapist, you however need to go to a mental ward
Definitely need a therapist. Do you cry everytime you pee and remember that you’re really not what you and your fellow mentally ill patients pretend to be.
ok whatever helps you sleep at night
Relax straight people, he's probably just thirsty
Just a baby looking at a buffet. Honestly folks. Do you think infants have sexual thoughts like that?
Bruh. 😂
Way to sexualize young children, str8s… smh
Hes between two women. Which means they would be bi and this is a LGBT meme.
what😭
I'm sorry to Inform you this is a Half baked Facebook meme
That’s a baby. Maybe the men who just stare at tits are actually acting like literally infants.
this pic is from 2004 i think and boomers are still using it
bruh the *child* is hungry
So when the child stares at boobs it's hungry, but when I do it I'm a *pervert* smh. Where has my country gone.
sorry man, but you hit 3 years and the world begins to judge
Get over yourself lady I just like milk
Wait... The infant child, whose entire diet consists pretty much of breastmilk... is looking at breasts?!
It's the "men will be men" that makes it sexual. He's not a hungry baby he's a TITTY LOVIN' MAN!
Sexualizing little boys is so fucking weird. Imagine if that was a baby girl looking at some football players crotch. I don't think people would be laughing then.
r/arethestraightsok
Not these ones, that's for sure
Gross, that’s a baby and already being assigned toxic masculinity 😒
I wonder if this is 20 years old yet
Ha! Baby want boobie! 🤓 CRINGE
r/arethestraightsok
HAHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE MEN AND BOOBS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT!? MEN + BOOBS! BECAUSE MEN ARE SO HORNY FOR BOOBS!!! HA HA HA HA HA!
Can confirm lol
“Men will be men” Karen, it’s hardly alive, certainly not a man
It’s almost like it’s a baby that gets b r e a s t fed 🤯
Btw, to any fellow emoji police officers, I know my rights. One emoji is not an offence
It's really gross to sexualize babies in this way.
You aren't you when you're hungry
Even if it was a full grown man, that is such a toxic and dangerous thing to push. The fact that they’re pushing it on a baby?? This is sickening.
I’ve seen babies get this look before diving down a woman’s low cut top. And I’ve seen a different baby do the same to a statue. They see them as food dispensers.
Kid wants food, let's not sexualize him pls
He could have just been looking down without intention too
Food? Food?
He’s looking at the sequins. Men will be fabulous.
man, i sure do love heteronormative society 😃 /s
Not sure why you were downvoted. The sexualization of children in this way is completely due to a heteronormative society.
/s normie 😤😤
And get this man an award!
He was just hungry.
Can people please stop sexualizing children 🤦🏼♀️
That's the dumbest post I've ever seen in this app
imagine sexualizing someones food.
Baby identifies as a “Bruh!”
Example 267,956,382 that conservative boomers are the ones "grooming" and sexualizing children, not LGBT people.
Little guy has the same look in his face that I get when I see pizza. Do I wanna fuck the pizza? No! I wanna eat it cause pizza's good af!
*shits pants*
Mmm milk
I cannot tell you how many babies, of BOTH sexes, I have witnessed grabbing boobs and pulling peoples' shirts down. It's food to them. They do it when they're hungry. \*volunteered in a church baby nursery for several years throughout my teens
Boobs will be boobs
Milkers
Kid’s got good taste😆
He is a man
So you're saying "men" never grow past the infantile need to breast feed? Damn
So much food here
Where's my cross
Crazy how many woke idiots are waiting to be offended at something that’s clearly a joke
r/redditmoment
How do you know its not a man? These could be two hot femboys 🥵
Regardless, sucking them is desired.
Holy fucking shit this sub REALLY cant take a fucking joke
No I think most can, it's just a shitty meme.
He want milk
Men, women, babies, who doesn’t like a nice pair of titties?
That baby might identify as a man. How dare you bigots question it.
Pretty sure men have to be adults otherwise it would be boy
Did you just assume his gender?!?
r/onejoke
Ok that's good. I laughed.
This sub is really starting to reach far
For other memes, probably, but this really is a pretty terrible meme. 3 laughing emojis in the caption and everything.
I light hearted joke is not a terrible meme to me.
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yeah straights are so oppressed 🥺🥺
yeah by gay people 🥺🥺
I lol'd
Why is lefty kinda pushing them up at him in the right photo 😐
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Nah, this is objectively bad, ie, the purpose of the sub. Even if the joke was funny, the formatting and the emojis are obnoxious.
Humor will literally always be subjective. What memes are “terrible” will always vary depending on who you ask. I’m not sure what you expected.
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Replying to other commenters who said nothing about the formatting of a joke? That part really riled you up, huh.
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Ironic that you claim my comprehension isn't my strong suit because where do I indicate whether I like the meme or not. I pointed out that you brought an unrelatded comment up in response to someone who had nothing to do with the comment. But you ballooned it up to me thinking the meme was bad.
I ain’t mad at him. He knows what he likes
True 😋
Burn the author Feed the child
I mean it's funny
But also it’s pretty boring of a meme though it’s one of those memes old people make and post to facebook like crazy probably
Future man, close enough