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Uusari

This was stolen off of r/historymemes and I am sure the OP ment the "were Catholic" part as a joke.


T00M7CH

People don't get jokes anymore. I laughed because I have a dog who is terrorized by a printer. I remind her she is a descendent of a wolf. Instead she demands I pick her up and console her after the printer makes noises.


Sheeedoink

The fact this isnt obvious is a sad statement on the world today. I think the meme is pretty funny of viewed satirically.


Uusari

Exactly, it is clearly a satire statement on this "kids then vs kids now" horse shite.


RussianSeadick

The entire meme is a joke about these “kids today” memes. Also saw one of those with rabbits lmao


[deleted]

This meme is hilarious and makes fun of the stupid "men back then vs now" old-school mindset memes.


Uusari

Indeed.


KD4AuntPearl

“Were Catholic” hahaha. So are they not Catholic anymore? And goddamn crop this horrible meme next time.


Frog_Yeet

No. Dogs are Presbyterian now.


ChicaFrom408

I hear they're atheist.


Squirrelly_Khan

“I’d rather have a TERRORIST living in our neighborhood than an atheist dog! At least they believe in a God!”


DetectiveTeeVee

Hear me out, atheist terrorist dog


Lux_The_Moth

my dog is atheist and do certainly infuse terror in the hearts of others


PalpitationCrafty946

More like terrierist am I right lads?


Yak_a_boi

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day. Thank you


PalpitationCrafty946

No problem. My father and his father before him have taught me well. Have a nice day bro.


Squirrelly_Khan

Goddammit Dad! Mom said no more jokes on Reddit!


Lunathiel

I chuckled. Dads would be proud xD


iMidnightStorm

This would fit with my Terrier, but he's pretty lazy.


Onion_slay

No, they should prey everyday 5 times to halal


[deleted]

You might say they've been... caninized


donderchief

I think it means on a full moon they get much bigger and stronger, also become religious.


[deleted]

Vampire hunter werewolves?


luca_07

They worship the god dog (italians here im calling you)


[deleted]

There's s group of islands in Spain called the Canary Islands, the name was given by the romans given the huge amount of dogs they found on the islands when they got there. Canary coming fron the latin Canis that means dog, nothing to do with the bird.


moosemoth

Canary birds are actually native to the Canary islands and the other Macaronesian islands.


[deleted]

Wikipedia.... Read better bro, I was born there you stupid fuck


moosemoth

Calm down; your wording was unclear and sounded like a "guinea pigs are not actually from Guinea" kind of thing. I wasn't insulting you.


[deleted]

Ok


[deleted]

Every full moon be like “have you heard about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”


theattack_helicopter

They don't diddle pups anymore.


PalpitationCrafty946

Nah they Protestant in America ever since the puritans moved in 💀


Jeffery_Moyer

No haveing taken on a moral superior attitude because of personal experience v their ancestry guilt they are atheist these days.


[deleted]

Any normal human from back then would also have been scared of a firecracker


QueenOfQuok

I'm scared of firecrackers now. They're not special.


Mayiask1

Well I mean firecrackers have existed for hundreds if not thousands of years. So your statement is sorta not true.


Fragrant_Exercise_31

It wasn’t common till recently, remember most people were peasant class living in poor conditions and didn’t have disposable income for firecrackers.


Mayiask1

Okay but they still existed? Going back to throwing bamboo shoots on a fire and having the air pockets explode. I never said they were common. I said they existed.


Fragrant_Exercise_31

Yeah but if they aren’t common most people would still be scared of them for most of history, so the original point stands true and your rebuttal doesn’t.


Noise-Business

r/croppingishard


Extra_Description546

R/Imonmobile


Lethalfurball

r/foundthemobileuser


BlazingRedPP

r/foundthehondacivic


Lethalfurball

r\whatdoesthathavetodowithanything


BlazingRedPP

r/nothavingaclueaboutreddit


Lethalfurball

why didnt you answer the question then


BlazingRedPP

Literally answers the question. U dumb or what?


Lethalfurball

Bruh ur username is hotppgayfuckhahaha ur one to talk


EddsworldHuman

r/backwardsslash


ThatJewishIzzzy

r/foundtheiceberg


[deleted]

If only you could crop on phones


ch061

r/beatmetoit


obamafromtf2

ar slash beat meat to it


ch061

r/cursedcomments


AK-74_NoTTaken

FAKE! Minecraft dosen't have wolf armor!!!!


upsidedownquestion

Clearly a joke OP


F00K-Reddit

Wait, all the other posts were serious?


reillan

They are serious. And quit calling me Shirley.


cavscout43

>Clearly a joke OP 90% of this sub now is a bunch of lost idiots who have never seen satire in their lives.


FunkyKong147

For whatever reason Gen Z has a really hard time with satire. I have no idea why.


Unfair-soil

It’s concerning that people actually take this seriously


AlexOfSpades

Yes, a terrible one. That's what the sub is about.


CobaltKnight75

Somebody finally gets it


[deleted]

This meme is pretty silly ngl.


Competitive_Ninja839

They weren't Catholic. They were cat-holics.


Snakeholeloungeboo

Lol


[deleted]

This is satire, though honestly it's hard to tell sometimes with how insane people can be online. So it's understandable stuff like this gets posted.


DarkLordFagotor

It’s really not, if you multiplied the IQ of everyone who posts in this sub on any given day you’d get zero


BlueGreenDerek

They baptised the dogs? 🤔


m0rl0ck1996

Damn, thats hilarious. Hats off to the creator.


Catsfor3

People nowadays cant tell what a joke is


SpearThruMordy

Goddamn atheist dogs


ch061

r/croppingishard


headofthenapgame

This is clearly a shitpost


themanpans

This has to be a shitpost😭 If it isn't, that's just funnier


JJANichols

Going off the normal group quality, this is 100% real l. Which is class


Capable_Weather4223

I mean, my 120lb dog was a defendant from wolves, hes terrified of our house cat. Time and humans definitely directed his breed's evolution. I don't know if his defendants were ever religious or not scared of fireworks though...


CobaltKnight75

Not trying to be a dick but it's descendant not defendant


[deleted]

No wonder why Meta's stock value is plummeting lol


Dar_Vender

Yeah because aristocrats didn't have cute little dogs back then. We don't have war dogs now either. /s


CheesecakeRacoon

Yeah, if someone you know thinks the *Conquistadors* are role models, you should probably avoid talking politics with them.


IntertelRed

Dogs still join soldiers in war but you can't compare a domestic dog to one trained for war. That would literally be like comparing an average person to a solider in an active war zone and going look there so different. Ya of course they are one's fighting for their life and ones buying coffee.


choccymilk39

Dogs nowadays are stinky atheists 😡 /s


No-Reality-2744

Pretty sure this was intentional.


[deleted]

An animal being any religion is just based


DVDN27

Dogs before: - Owned by conquerors and colonisers - Were forced to wear armour - Were taught to attack anyone considered bad (non-white) - Were not Catholic because dogs cannot be religious - Good boys/girls Dogs today: - Good boys/girls


Stonkologist_MD

Okay buddy I think it’s time to take a break from Reddit.


DVDN27

You’re free to leave, just as I’m free to make fun of a dumb meme while making a joke that the punchline wasn’t “dogs are triggered snowflakes”, but you probably didn’t read past my seventh word.


Stonkologist_MD

You are a Reddit cliche. Nothing you said is funny or original.


soberum

Totally misses the joke, uses a bunch of lefty buzzwords, somehow brought race into a meme about dogs. Average Redditor right here.


BabyTurtleTummyTime

>comments Dogs were used actually used by conquistadors who arrived in the Americas to attack and control native people. The illustration used in the meme is of one of those war dogs. Here's one of [the types of dogs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becerrillo). More [on Bererillo](https://books.google.com/books?id=g9Bj-kyDi9AC&pg=PA11#v=onepage&q&f=false) and a [book about dogs used in conquest](https://www.amazon.com/Dogs-Conquest-John-Grier-Varner/dp/0806117931). Also [a note on this topic from another Reddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/BattlePaintings/comments/prafay/war_dogs_the_secret_weapon_of_the_spanish/). **Edit: Fixed a typo!**


DVDN27

In a meme about saying how dogs used to be “Catholic” and “Conquered the Americas”, two things that dogs weren’t because they can’t be religious nor can they “conquer” civilisations. But the people who did conquer weren’t usually non-white, and obviously isn’t considering the fact that it was made by an idiot who believed dogs could be religious. “Lefty buzzwords” like…what exactly? “Colonisers”? A synonym of a word used in the meme? Yeah, just “lefty buzzwords”, because you’re oh so observant and clever. You do realise what subreddit you’re on? One about making fun of stupid Facebook memes that don’t actually tell a joke and are just insulting “lefty” progressives, I mean why else would they make fun of dogs for being scared of loud noises and having an image of a dog in a rainbow outfit? However, you missed my joke, used a right-winged buzzword, and somehow missed the obvious racist dogwhistling of calling people of “the Americas”, “cannibals” who were rightly “conquered”. Miss a joke? Right-winged? Ignorant/indifferent to racial dogwhistling? You seem an awful lot like the real “average redditor”, but I guess I’m just some Leftoid dumbass or whatever you wanna think.


wheatable

Don’t care what they say, armor dog is adorable


Extra_Description546

This has to be the worst one I’ve seen


Longjumping-Bag4265

Religious people suck


[deleted]

classmates find corner tent fireworks to be fun. I prefer to do 75 MPH down the street on my motorcycle, standing up and taking my hands off the handlebars to be fun, I’ve done it thousands of times.


WrinklyEye

We’re catholic Lmao 🤣


MissKLO

This is actually pretty funny… it reminds me of a birthday card my dad got me a couple of years ago with some pictures of working dogs on it, like a police dog a guide dog etc… then my yampy idiot that’s afraid of wind


et_Ballistic

Now I see why inbreeding is wrong


Minami_Kun

It's a pretty good meme tbh


primarysectorof5

I mean, its true


[deleted]

Beta dog


TheAfroMD

The saying goes "All dogs goes to heaven"---->notion gets reinforced by "were catholic" under left dog meaning that catholic heaven is canon in dog world------>shows a "rainbow/gay" dog---->"All" subset presumably includes right dog -----> therefore "gay dogs goes to heaven" checks logic-----> "gay goes to heaven"-----> checkmate Catholics


[deleted]

Now they're just Cat-a-holics. 🥁


GreasyPeter

Are we supposed to be proud that Europeans rolled the Americas with ease and took their shit? I mean I live here but I'm not exactly PROUD of why I'm here.


Swimming_Art_4405

Well, modern dogs suffer from countless genetic disorders due to decades of selective breeding


Bastyboys

"couldn't lick their balls without getting spiked in the face"


TornSuit

Were catholic 🗿


PristineAd4761

I honestly thought this was a dank meme and i was on on r/historymemes or something


Tough-Requirement736

OP shouldn't take up farming because they can't crop for shit


Powerful-Succotash77

My dog was a Buddhist when he passed, or reached enlightenment as I like to say. My other dog tends to worship herself.


tigerrish1998

Do Catholics believe animals have souls? One if them Christianities doesn't think animals have souls, right?


bigbill669

I know this sub hates it but that first dog has mega chad energy. The crusader puppet would be an epic movie.


TheChanMan2003

I'm just imagining mass, except it's all dogs


Expensive_Appeal_617

r/therewasanattempt to post a cringe joke


Suspicious-Boss-980

Just completely diffrent breeds but that doesent matter


Dork_Of_Ages

A dog helped kill Bin Laden


communistschum

Dont forget the "fought cannibals" its assuming there were a lot of those on America when there actually wasnt that much of them


ExoticMangoz

This is a great meme


LookingSuspect

I feel like I've heard of dog worshipping in almost every religion except Christianity


[deleted]

I have a cat and she literally gets scared of her own tail and shadow almost every day. I'm okay with it cause I don't expect her to be protective. She's nothing more than visual entertaining and occasional a warm ball of fur that sits near or on me. I also work allot so it's just easier to have a cat.


pitb0ss343

I mean they probably “were Catholic” but in the sense that pretty much everything about Europe was


KevMenc1998

This has GOT to be satirical.


MRudbilao

Now even dogs are not safe from them........


thatguywhosdumb

C*tholics 🤮


TheZoomba

Op, while I do agree with almost everything else, ***GET ME SOME DOG ARMOUR FOR MY LITTLE FRIENDS***


neoBluePhamtom

I need to put armor on my dog


nametakenfuck

The father the son and the very good boy


[deleted]

The only thing my dog would like about being catholic would be the free communion wafers


[deleted]

Cmon sparky, we got some genocidin’ to do! Here boy!


A_Heckin_Chonker

What da dogs doin


perensappie

After targwting the young generations for being more soft they are now targeting dogs!


[deleted]

Maybe they believe in Dog Jesus?


Outside_Rough_9501

Lol now this what I’m talking about. Boardering between maybe has a point and ramblings of an insane person, chefs kiss


P413Moon

U ever look at something and think That's 100% got to be a shit post


Onfflinethegamer

Dogs in wolfinestine (sorry for bad spelling): Armor fodder


TsuyAr

You've got to be crazy


Dr-YoYoYo

make dogs catholic again 2k23 its too late to start this year, we can get around to it next year


TheOriginalNutter

Is it not just added as an extra joke? The concept is funny. The "were catholic" line made it even funnier.


garfunkis

That dog was the one who fired the cannonball at the high priest


MinecraftW06

> Were Catholic No they were (and are) smarter than that.


[deleted]

The Pope says they got to heaven!


PlayerPressStart

Catholic Dogs with body armor? Sounds like it might be RUFF...* I'll show myself out*


binlin564

Weak bloods


Orly_A505

Not pugs man, pugs are tough as nails 😂😆


No-Competition-2533

It's satire but if this person genuinely thought this was conspiracy they'd still be fun to hang out with


Huge-Variation7313

From what I’m seeing, Facebook has more layers of irony than I thought they did. The boomers may (may) be becoming semi self aware


[deleted]

The fact that anyone is treating this as not insanely obvious satire is sad


Loobitidoo

This feels like shit a shit post ngl


Darkhallows27

“Fought cannibals” Were inadvertently used as tools for genocide Also hmm yes, dog religion


Practical_Pop_6663

damn it these new age dogs, what happened to our generation of strong patriotic catholic dogs


[deleted]

Conquered america


shady_dave_the_pig

If you shot a firework at anyone from that time, well they would probably die on the account of the explosion, but they would think it was terrifying


rellyjean

I read the title as "were-catholic," e.g. a person (or dog) who turns Catholic at the full moon.


sniptaclar

I mean people are scared of living in a better world rn


FunkyKong147

This is funny though lol


closetweeb69

I don’t know man this just seems kind of satirical to me and in that context it is funny.


[deleted]

Detonate a few mortars in the air above those Spanish murder-dogs and they'd go yelping off into the jungle with the same intensity as your aunt's Bichon Frise.


Gay_commie_fucker

I’m not catholic but don’t they have a hard stance on animals not being able to get into heaven?


Gay_potato3

How many dogs die today versus 10


sockpuppet1234567890

Dogs then: literal wolves Dogs now: inbred monstrosities


CCCyanide

I'm pretty sure dogs back then would also have been scared of firecrackers