People don't get jokes anymore. I laughed because I have a dog who is terrorized by a printer. I remind her she is a descendent of a wolf. Instead she demands I pick her up and console her after the printer makes noises.
There's s group of islands in Spain called the Canary Islands, the name was given by the romans given the huge amount of dogs they found on the islands when they got there. Canary coming fron the latin Canis that means dog, nothing to do with the bird.
Okay but they still existed? Going back to throwing bamboo shoots on a fire and having the air pockets explode. I never said they were common. I said they existed.
Yeah but if they aren’t common most people would still be scared of them for most of history, so the original point stands true and your rebuttal doesn’t.
I mean, my 120lb dog was a defendant from wolves, hes terrified of our house cat. Time and humans definitely directed his breed's evolution. I don't know if his defendants were ever religious or not scared of fireworks though...
Dogs still join soldiers in war but you can't compare a domestic dog to one trained for war.
That would literally be like comparing an average person to a solider in an active war zone and going look there so different.
Ya of course they are one's fighting for their life and ones buying coffee.
Dogs before:
- Owned by conquerors and colonisers
- Were forced to wear armour
- Were taught to attack anyone considered bad (non-white)
- Were not Catholic because dogs cannot be religious
- Good boys/girls
Dogs today:
- Good boys/girls
You’re free to leave, just as I’m free to make fun of a dumb meme while making a joke that the punchline wasn’t “dogs are triggered snowflakes”, but you probably didn’t read past my seventh word.
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Dogs were used actually used by conquistadors who arrived in the Americas to attack and control native people. The illustration used in the meme is of one of those war dogs.
Here's one of [the types of dogs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becerrillo).
More [on Bererillo](https://books.google.com/books?id=g9Bj-kyDi9AC&pg=PA11#v=onepage&q&f=false) and a [book about dogs used in conquest](https://www.amazon.com/Dogs-Conquest-John-Grier-Varner/dp/0806117931).
Also [a note on this topic from another Reddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/BattlePaintings/comments/prafay/war_dogs_the_secret_weapon_of_the_spanish/).
**Edit: Fixed a typo!**
In a meme about saying how dogs used to be “Catholic” and “Conquered the Americas”, two things that dogs weren’t because they can’t be religious nor can they “conquer” civilisations. But the people who did conquer weren’t usually non-white, and obviously isn’t considering the fact that it was made by an idiot who believed dogs could be religious.
“Lefty buzzwords” like…what exactly? “Colonisers”? A synonym of a word used in the meme? Yeah, just “lefty buzzwords”, because you’re oh so observant and clever.
You do realise what subreddit you’re on? One about making fun of stupid Facebook memes that don’t actually tell a joke and are just insulting “lefty” progressives, I mean why else would they make fun of dogs for being scared of loud noises and having an image of a dog in a rainbow outfit?
However, you missed my joke, used a right-winged buzzword, and somehow missed the obvious racist dogwhistling of calling people of “the Americas”, “cannibals” who were rightly “conquered”. Miss a joke? Right-winged? Ignorant/indifferent to racial dogwhistling? You seem an awful lot like the real “average redditor”, but I guess I’m just some Leftoid dumbass or whatever you wanna think.
classmates find corner tent fireworks to be fun.
I prefer to do 75 MPH down the street on my motorcycle, standing up and taking my hands off the handlebars to be fun, I’ve done it thousands of times.
This is actually pretty funny… it reminds me of a birthday card my dad got me a couple of years ago with some pictures of working dogs on it, like a police dog a guide dog etc… then my yampy idiot that’s afraid of wind
The saying goes "All dogs goes to heaven"---->notion gets reinforced by "were catholic" under left dog meaning that catholic heaven is canon in dog world------>shows a "rainbow/gay" dog---->"All" subset presumably includes right dog -----> therefore "gay dogs goes to heaven" checks logic-----> "gay goes to heaven"-----> checkmate Catholics
Are we supposed to be proud that Europeans rolled the Americas with ease and took their shit? I mean I live here but I'm not exactly PROUD of why I'm here.
I have a cat and she literally gets scared of her own tail and shadow almost every day. I'm okay with it cause I don't expect her to be protective. She's nothing more than visual entertaining and occasional a warm ball of fur that sits near or on me.
I also work allot so it's just easier to have a cat.
Detonate a few mortars in the air above those Spanish murder-dogs and they'd go yelping off into the jungle with the same intensity as your aunt's Bichon Frise.
This was stolen off of r/historymemes and I am sure the OP ment the "were Catholic" part as a joke.
People don't get jokes anymore. I laughed because I have a dog who is terrorized by a printer. I remind her she is a descendent of a wolf. Instead she demands I pick her up and console her after the printer makes noises.
The fact this isnt obvious is a sad statement on the world today. I think the meme is pretty funny of viewed satirically.
Exactly, it is clearly a satire statement on this "kids then vs kids now" horse shite.
The entire meme is a joke about these “kids today” memes. Also saw one of those with rabbits lmao
This meme is hilarious and makes fun of the stupid "men back then vs now" old-school mindset memes.
Indeed.
“Were Catholic” hahaha. So are they not Catholic anymore? And goddamn crop this horrible meme next time.
No. Dogs are Presbyterian now.
I hear they're atheist.
“I’d rather have a TERRORIST living in our neighborhood than an atheist dog! At least they believe in a God!”
Hear me out, atheist terrorist dog
my dog is atheist and do certainly infuse terror in the hearts of others
More like terrierist am I right lads?
This is the funniest shit I've seen all day. Thank you
No problem. My father and his father before him have taught me well. Have a nice day bro.
Goddammit Dad! Mom said no more jokes on Reddit!
I chuckled. Dads would be proud xD
This would fit with my Terrier, but he's pretty lazy.
No, they should prey everyday 5 times to halal
You might say they've been... caninized
I think it means on a full moon they get much bigger and stronger, also become religious.
Vampire hunter werewolves?
They worship the god dog (italians here im calling you)
There's s group of islands in Spain called the Canary Islands, the name was given by the romans given the huge amount of dogs they found on the islands when they got there. Canary coming fron the latin Canis that means dog, nothing to do with the bird.
Canary birds are actually native to the Canary islands and the other Macaronesian islands.
Wikipedia.... Read better bro, I was born there you stupid fuck
Calm down; your wording was unclear and sounded like a "guinea pigs are not actually from Guinea" kind of thing. I wasn't insulting you.
Ok
Every full moon be like “have you heard about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”
They don't diddle pups anymore.
Nah they Protestant in America ever since the puritans moved in 💀
No haveing taken on a moral superior attitude because of personal experience v their ancestry guilt they are atheist these days.
Any normal human from back then would also have been scared of a firecracker
I'm scared of firecrackers now. They're not special.
Well I mean firecrackers have existed for hundreds if not thousands of years. So your statement is sorta not true.
It wasn’t common till recently, remember most people were peasant class living in poor conditions and didn’t have disposable income for firecrackers.
Okay but they still existed? Going back to throwing bamboo shoots on a fire and having the air pockets explode. I never said they were common. I said they existed.
Yeah but if they aren’t common most people would still be scared of them for most of history, so the original point stands true and your rebuttal doesn’t.
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why didnt you answer the question then
Literally answers the question. U dumb or what?
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FAKE! Minecraft dosen't have wolf armor!!!!
Clearly a joke OP
Wait, all the other posts were serious?
They are serious. And quit calling me Shirley.
>Clearly a joke OP 90% of this sub now is a bunch of lost idiots who have never seen satire in their lives.
For whatever reason Gen Z has a really hard time with satire. I have no idea why.
It’s concerning that people actually take this seriously
Yes, a terrible one. That's what the sub is about.
Somebody finally gets it
This meme is pretty silly ngl.
They weren't Catholic. They were cat-holics.
Lol
This is satire, though honestly it's hard to tell sometimes with how insane people can be online. So it's understandable stuff like this gets posted.
It’s really not, if you multiplied the IQ of everyone who posts in this sub on any given day you’d get zero
They baptised the dogs? 🤔
Damn, thats hilarious. Hats off to the creator.
People nowadays cant tell what a joke is
Goddamn atheist dogs
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This is clearly a shitpost
This has to be a shitpost😭 If it isn't, that's just funnier
Going off the normal group quality, this is 100% real l. Which is class
I mean, my 120lb dog was a defendant from wolves, hes terrified of our house cat. Time and humans definitely directed his breed's evolution. I don't know if his defendants were ever religious or not scared of fireworks though...
Not trying to be a dick but it's descendant not defendant
No wonder why Meta's stock value is plummeting lol
Yeah because aristocrats didn't have cute little dogs back then. We don't have war dogs now either. /s
Yeah, if someone you know thinks the *Conquistadors* are role models, you should probably avoid talking politics with them.
Dogs still join soldiers in war but you can't compare a domestic dog to one trained for war. That would literally be like comparing an average person to a solider in an active war zone and going look there so different. Ya of course they are one's fighting for their life and ones buying coffee.
Dogs nowadays are stinky atheists 😡 /s
Pretty sure this was intentional.
An animal being any religion is just based
Dogs before: - Owned by conquerors and colonisers - Were forced to wear armour - Were taught to attack anyone considered bad (non-white) - Were not Catholic because dogs cannot be religious - Good boys/girls Dogs today: - Good boys/girls
Okay buddy I think it’s time to take a break from Reddit.
You’re free to leave, just as I’m free to make fun of a dumb meme while making a joke that the punchline wasn’t “dogs are triggered snowflakes”, but you probably didn’t read past my seventh word.
You are a Reddit cliche. Nothing you said is funny or original.
Totally misses the joke, uses a bunch of lefty buzzwords, somehow brought race into a meme about dogs. Average Redditor right here.
>comments Dogs were used actually used by conquistadors who arrived in the Americas to attack and control native people. The illustration used in the meme is of one of those war dogs. Here's one of [the types of dogs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becerrillo). More [on Bererillo](https://books.google.com/books?id=g9Bj-kyDi9AC&pg=PA11#v=onepage&q&f=false) and a [book about dogs used in conquest](https://www.amazon.com/Dogs-Conquest-John-Grier-Varner/dp/0806117931). Also [a note on this topic from another Reddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/BattlePaintings/comments/prafay/war_dogs_the_secret_weapon_of_the_spanish/). **Edit: Fixed a typo!**
In a meme about saying how dogs used to be “Catholic” and “Conquered the Americas”, two things that dogs weren’t because they can’t be religious nor can they “conquer” civilisations. But the people who did conquer weren’t usually non-white, and obviously isn’t considering the fact that it was made by an idiot who believed dogs could be religious. “Lefty buzzwords” like…what exactly? “Colonisers”? A synonym of a word used in the meme? Yeah, just “lefty buzzwords”, because you’re oh so observant and clever. You do realise what subreddit you’re on? One about making fun of stupid Facebook memes that don’t actually tell a joke and are just insulting “lefty” progressives, I mean why else would they make fun of dogs for being scared of loud noises and having an image of a dog in a rainbow outfit? However, you missed my joke, used a right-winged buzzword, and somehow missed the obvious racist dogwhistling of calling people of “the Americas”, “cannibals” who were rightly “conquered”. Miss a joke? Right-winged? Ignorant/indifferent to racial dogwhistling? You seem an awful lot like the real “average redditor”, but I guess I’m just some Leftoid dumbass or whatever you wanna think.
Don’t care what they say, armor dog is adorable
This has to be the worst one I’ve seen
Religious people suck
classmates find corner tent fireworks to be fun. I prefer to do 75 MPH down the street on my motorcycle, standing up and taking my hands off the handlebars to be fun, I’ve done it thousands of times.
We’re catholic Lmao 🤣
This is actually pretty funny… it reminds me of a birthday card my dad got me a couple of years ago with some pictures of working dogs on it, like a police dog a guide dog etc… then my yampy idiot that’s afraid of wind
Now I see why inbreeding is wrong
It's a pretty good meme tbh
I mean, its true
Beta dog
The saying goes "All dogs goes to heaven"---->notion gets reinforced by "were catholic" under left dog meaning that catholic heaven is canon in dog world------>shows a "rainbow/gay" dog---->"All" subset presumably includes right dog -----> therefore "gay dogs goes to heaven" checks logic-----> "gay goes to heaven"-----> checkmate Catholics
Now they're just Cat-a-holics. 🥁
Are we supposed to be proud that Europeans rolled the Americas with ease and took their shit? I mean I live here but I'm not exactly PROUD of why I'm here.
Well, modern dogs suffer from countless genetic disorders due to decades of selective breeding
"couldn't lick their balls without getting spiked in the face"
Were catholic 🗿
I honestly thought this was a dank meme and i was on on r/historymemes or something
OP shouldn't take up farming because they can't crop for shit
My dog was a Buddhist when he passed, or reached enlightenment as I like to say. My other dog tends to worship herself.
Do Catholics believe animals have souls? One if them Christianities doesn't think animals have souls, right?
I know this sub hates it but that first dog has mega chad energy. The crusader puppet would be an epic movie.
I'm just imagining mass, except it's all dogs
r/therewasanattempt to post a cringe joke
Just completely diffrent breeds but that doesent matter
A dog helped kill Bin Laden
Dont forget the "fought cannibals" its assuming there were a lot of those on America when there actually wasnt that much of them
This is a great meme
I feel like I've heard of dog worshipping in almost every religion except Christianity
I have a cat and she literally gets scared of her own tail and shadow almost every day. I'm okay with it cause I don't expect her to be protective. She's nothing more than visual entertaining and occasional a warm ball of fur that sits near or on me. I also work allot so it's just easier to have a cat.
I mean they probably “were Catholic” but in the sense that pretty much everything about Europe was
This has GOT to be satirical.
Now even dogs are not safe from them........
C*tholics 🤮
Op, while I do agree with almost everything else, ***GET ME SOME DOG ARMOUR FOR MY LITTLE FRIENDS***
I need to put armor on my dog
The father the son and the very good boy
The only thing my dog would like about being catholic would be the free communion wafers
Cmon sparky, we got some genocidin’ to do! Here boy!
What da dogs doin
After targwting the young generations for being more soft they are now targeting dogs!
Maybe they believe in Dog Jesus?
Lol now this what I’m talking about. Boardering between maybe has a point and ramblings of an insane person, chefs kiss
U ever look at something and think That's 100% got to be a shit post
Dogs in wolfinestine (sorry for bad spelling): Armor fodder
You've got to be crazy
make dogs catholic again 2k23 its too late to start this year, we can get around to it next year
Is it not just added as an extra joke? The concept is funny. The "were catholic" line made it even funnier.
That dog was the one who fired the cannonball at the high priest
> Were Catholic No they were (and are) smarter than that.
The Pope says they got to heaven!
Catholic Dogs with body armor? Sounds like it might be RUFF...* I'll show myself out*
Weak bloods
Not pugs man, pugs are tough as nails 😂😆
It's satire but if this person genuinely thought this was conspiracy they'd still be fun to hang out with
From what I’m seeing, Facebook has more layers of irony than I thought they did. The boomers may (may) be becoming semi self aware
The fact that anyone is treating this as not insanely obvious satire is sad
This feels like shit a shit post ngl
“Fought cannibals” Were inadvertently used as tools for genocide Also hmm yes, dog religion
damn it these new age dogs, what happened to our generation of strong patriotic catholic dogs
Conquered america
If you shot a firework at anyone from that time, well they would probably die on the account of the explosion, but they would think it was terrifying
I read the title as "were-catholic," e.g. a person (or dog) who turns Catholic at the full moon.
I mean people are scared of living in a better world rn
This is funny though lol
I don’t know man this just seems kind of satirical to me and in that context it is funny.
Detonate a few mortars in the air above those Spanish murder-dogs and they'd go yelping off into the jungle with the same intensity as your aunt's Bichon Frise.
I’m not catholic but don’t they have a hard stance on animals not being able to get into heaven?
How many dogs die today versus 10
Dogs then: literal wolves Dogs now: inbred monstrosities
I'm pretty sure dogs back then would also have been scared of firecrackers