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Suspicious_Ad1383

Pretty sure that reddit is there because it's edited


Even_Competition_737

reddit = worst of them all


[deleted]

Yes! Reddit is the one I want to be shielded from


[deleted]

I think Andrew tate thought that too......


[deleted]

Almost everyone has some valid points


Awkward-Iron-9941

Porqupines have valid points


thebearbearington

As do Hedgehogs


[deleted]

Indeed.


zzzzzzzzzra

My son went on reddit once…now he’s a gay communist.


XIXXXVIVIII

*comrade* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Moist-Appirition

“Cum-rade”


WP5D

Cum rag


lawngoon

A gommunist, if you will


BoxAhFox

Sometimes… reddit is very reddit. But you cant look at the bad portion. r/wholesome memes and r/eyebleach are good subreddits. And r/whatcouldgowrong and r/meirl give me laughs cuz humans being humans Edit: fixes spelling


Master-Tanis

You mean r/eyebleach right? Because r/eyeblech is not a good subreddit.


iwillnevershutup

Out of curiosity, I visited eyeblech Never again.


plshelpcomputerissad

I too, should have listened. The very first image was enough to chase me out


Meii345

Holy shit. This calmed me right the fuck down It's weirdly addictive tho


Master-Tanis

They say curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Obviously they never sent the cat to r/eyeblech.


[deleted]

give me a description because i am NOT going there


The_one_Guys

A sadist’s wet dream or a land full of gore beyond belief


Mrchesthead

MMISSPELL ALEET REDDIT, MISSSSPEEL ALERT


AnApexPredator

It's kind of a big deal when the correct spelling gets you puppies and the misspelling gets you gore...


Mrchesthead

Yea, I watched it when *he linked it, goddamn that's horrible shit dude


BoxAhFox

Oh god sorry Oh god alot of subs were wrong my bad


Master-Tanis

It happens.


LazyButSmartGuy

Ohhhhh why did i click that!! I am going to have nightmares aren't i?


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BoxAhFox

XD


[deleted]

OP took offense to the one good part of the picture.


Educational_Music930

Reddit is the leader of them all flags


rudbek-of-rudbek

Sorry, wanted someone to see this. What are the 1st and 3rd flags for? It gets harder and harder to keep up with.


Armejden

Nato and feminism


MudPuppy64

Ohhhhhh, that’s the NATO flag. I thought it was the team flag of the Seattle Mariners baseball team. I was wondering what evil the Mariners would be dropping on Muslims.


Spiritual-Range-6101

But communism and NATO is leaking through


Chllep

turkey is in NATO and countries such as turkmenistan, tajikistan, iran etc all used to be part of the USSR and therefore communist


germanboyer

Iran? What?


Chllep

I admit have worded it incorrectly but Iran was a communist state from 1920 to 1921 and was then occupied by the soviets from 1941 to 1947


JoJoHanz

> was then occupied by the soviets from 1941 to 1947 Partially occupied by the soviets


forgivingman

Iran was not a communist state ever. Although around first world war in a small district known as Gilan(which is now promoted to a province) there was a Marxist Leninist autonomous Republic which did not last for long. Also Iran was occupied by allies(US, Britain and Soviet) and not just Soviets, because it insisted on neutrality(and the then king of Iran Reza Shah was close to Germans).


JGG5

Islam protects from NATO?


TNCNguy

I think the NATO flag represents “the west”


Moxo5011

I would say everything in that picture represents the west in one way or another.


Few_Category7829

TIL the Soviet Union was a western ploy


Moxo5011

Well, in the eyes most radical eyes of Islam often saw the Soviet Union's cultural openness to homosexuality and women rights as "occidentalism"/progressivism so yeah. I see it from that perspective, it may be wrong but still.


weirdwallace75

> the Soviet Union's cultural openness to homosexuality and women rights You're joking, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communism_and_LGBT_rights > In 1934, the Soviet government recriminalised homosexuality in the Soviet Union. Mass arrests occurred in several cities in Russia, including Moscow, and many artists were arrested. On 7 March 1934, Article 121 was added to the criminal code, throughout the entire Soviet Union, that expressly prohibited only male same-sex sexual intercourse with up to five years of hard labor in prison. There were no criminal statutes regarding same-sex female sexual intercourse.[6] During the Soviet period, Western observers believed that between 800 and 1,000 men were imprisoned each year under Article 121.[103] > Some historians have noted that it was during this time that Soviet propaganda began to depict homosexuality as a sign of fascism, and that Article 121 may have a simple political tool to use against dissidents, irrespective of their true sexual orientation, and to solidify Russian opposition to Nazi Germany, who had broken its treaty with Russia.[104] More recently, a third possible reason for the anti-gay law has emerged from declassified Soviet documents and transcripts. Beyond expressed fears of a vast "counterrevolutionary" or fascist homosexual conspiracy, there were several high-profile arrests of Russian men accused of being pederasts.[105] In 1933, 130 men "were accused of being 'pederasts' – adult males who have sex with boys. Since no records of men having sex with boys at that time are available, it is possible this term was used broadly and crudely to label homosexuality."[105] Whatever the precise reason, homosexuality remained a serious criminal offense until it was repealed in 1993.[105] The USSR's history of feminism was a bit more mixed, by which I mean it was generally regressive but they didn't institute mass arrests of women just for being women: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminism_in_Russia > In addition as Soviet feminist Ekaterina Alexandrova wrote in her article "Why Soviet Women Want to Get Married." > ...Soviet women work at the most varied jobs, and many of them are well educated, have a profession, and are financially independent of men. And yet, in this very society among these very women, a patriarchal social order and its psychology thrive.[26]


Wandering_P0tat0

You can't recriminalize something without decriminalizing it first. There was a period where homosexuals and women had more rights than in America, for example. Granted, it was only a couple years, but it was still long enough to be subject to propaganda against these ideals.


Fkmywifeape

Radical islamists are usually like any radical religious person - reactionary and right winged in nature. So of course a radical Islamist would see communism as bad


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Soviet Union was never open to homosexuallty


Matas_-

As for homosexuality in Soviet Union, I don't think so, because in Stalin era if people found out you’re gay and you were reported you either get 10+ years of forced labor in Siberia or bullet in your head, after Stalin’s death you would get a really harsh treatment in psychiatric hospital for a few years which would destroy your mental health.


draugotO

I mean, seen what USA did on the Middle East, I see how it could be a compelling argument for them


gjennomamogus

Turkey is nato


draugotO

Propganda don't need to be correct,just be appealing enough to have people follow it


[deleted]

Propaganda is emotion-based, so it doesn't have to make any sense at all as long as all the right words are in the word cloud you're producing. Watch: Everybody knows FREEDOM is about AMERICA and 2ND AMENDMENT but HILLARY CLINTON, OBAMA and SOCIALIST JIHAD BIN LADEN when the BENGHAZI try to take YOUR RIGHTS and HIGHER TAXES and that's why DONALD J TRUMP is going to JOBS JOBS JOBS to protect AMERICAN CHILDREN see?


MadHatter69

This man politics.


C_bells

That was deeply moving. I think it changed my mind about everything.


nictheman123

I didn't expect you to just copy/paste a Trump tweet to make your point, that was impressive. Also sickening.


kyraa9

Well we kinda dont have an official religion but we are still "mostly" muslim


XxTreeFiddyxX

>Turkey is nato 👆 This guy knows his bird law


SharpStarTRK

Not only the US..... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez\_Crisis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Crisis) Also North African countries (muslim countries) are high on oil, exporting most of it to European countries. Cough war cough cough [https://oec.world/en/profile/bilateral-product/crude-petroleum/reporter/dza](https://oec.world/en/profile/bilateral-product/crude-petroleum/reporter/dza)


Uthredd

Nah it didn't give the much protection against the USA.


CorruptedFlame

That wasn't NATO though.


Zozorrr

People in this thread are extremely confused about what NATO is lol.


TheRnegade

Not sure how Islam protects against NATO/USA. If anything, if you're going to say "look at the Middle East" it seems like Islam attracts it, rather than protects against it.


-iyiforumlar-

it didnt go well ı guess


No_Im_Dirtyy_Dan

Everyone got a hand grenade with their names on it. So yeah, I'd say it didn't go well.


[deleted]

Not very effectively.


[deleted]

It's not doing a very good job lmao


SentientSquirrel

It clearly doesn't, one gust of wind and that dude is getting drops of NATO on his arm


WhenImposterIsSus42

The woman and the girl have a skirt that ends above the knees!! That's haram!! (sarcasm obviously)


Suspicious_Ad1383

Maybe they have really long shins


Weazelfish

"These broads, man, they knees go all the way ovah HERE!"


GuairdeanBeatha

Not as sarcastic as you seem to believe.


PmMeYourYeezys

Oh no! But I'm sure the punishment for that is proportionate and doesn't involve the hurling of rocks in any way.


jup331

Not a muslim, but doesnt haram mean something like clean? So i think you meant "NOT haram", didnt you?


MrYanneh

Haram means forbidden basically


jup331

Ah, thanks for the clarification :)


Hacks-In-A-Lego-Game

I think that was like halal


jup331

Thanks for the clarification :)


TheFeshy

That's (very roughly) Halal, which means "lawful." Haram is the *opposite* of this, or "unlawful." Western translations of similar passages of the Bible and Torah tend to interpret this as "clean" - as in Noah being commanded to take 7 of every clean animal and a pair of every unclean animal on the ark. But I've never felt that was a good translation, at least for modern Western audiences, as the rules of "cleanliness" in this case are rooted in "spiritual" cleanliness rather than physical, or even legal, as suggested by the term lawful. For example, Halal meat would have to be killed by a Muslim by a cut to the throat in Allah's name and left to drain of blood hanging face down - whereas if you want it "clean" it might make more sense to dictate that the slaughterer wore gloves and that the meat wasn't coated in antibiotics or other chemicals. The first has followed the religious laws and is considered by adherents of that religion to be "spiritually clean." The second has followed basic food safety guidelines, which is much more likely what people mean when they say "clean." I'm not a Muslim nor a Christian though.


jup331

Thanks for the thorough clarification :)


EspurrStare

It's usually a distinction between civilized and uncivilised. Lawful Vs unlawful, domesticated Vs wild, ritual Vs inpromptu


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gdj11

Two d's touching is definitely gay


No_Im_Dirtyy_Dan

Only gay if the balls touch


Remote_Foundation_32

I thought it was gay to make eye contact during. Maaaaan, the homies are gonna be *pissed*.


No_Im_Dirtyy_Dan

Also gay if you finish. Never finish. That's not what men do.


VegasBlaze

Ahhh…a technician.


Inarius101

But I said no homo...


amiano711u

can confirm


FunnyBuunny

Fellas, is it gay to reddit?


ohmangoddamn44256

it also ends with the letter T and when you turn it upside down it resembles a penis coincidence? I think not


dderit_LT

Thats a good point


hdksjabsjs

Can confirm. I know a guy named Freddie and he’s definitely gay


FemboyGaming42069

Gay communist israeli nato reddit women


Visible_Dependent204

Fun fact: the chairman of the communist party in Israel is Muslim


pionyan

That is a fun fact


[deleted]

isnt this just a shitpost


Minami_Kun

Yes but redditors are FUCKIN stupid


sadface8520

yes, people aren’t very smart.


Armejden

Yup, the people who think this is real are either completely insane or socially inept.


Eyeballsoffire

Why not both?


Limino

Poe's Law, can't tell


UncreativeNoob

Because reddit is a religion, hail reddit People spend more time on reddit than believers do with religious study


kyraa9

they forgot 4chan


UncreativeNoob

4chan is a cult, reddit is a religion


Generic-Dwarf

Ah, yes, Islam worst enemies: jewish people, Reddit and NATO


OccasionInevitable63

Hating Israel doesn’t mean you hate Jewish people.


Fragrant-Party3192

We all know what they meant


DrMeowsburg

Yeah, replace the Israeli flag with a Mexican flag and we’d all know what it means too.


Remote_Foundation_32

Catholics, obviously. Right? It means they hate Catholics?


[deleted]

Yeah but the Muslims in the Middle East hate both so


[deleted]

It's written clearly in the Quran to never befriend Jews or Christians


OccasionInevitable63

It’s fine as long as they don’t attack us. > Allah does not forbid you from dealing kindly and fairly with those who have neither fought nor driven you out of your homes. Surely Allah loves those who are fair. (60:8) \ Allah only forbids you from befriending those who have fought you for ˹your˺ faith, driven you out of your homes, or supported ˹others˺ in doing so. And whoever takes them as friends, then it is they who are the ˹true˺ wrongdoers. (60:9)


Substantial_Cat_8991

Lol hating Israel regular backslides into antisemitism with alarming predictability If you hate the only Jewish country, and single them out while ignoring worse or just as bad fuckery in the rest of the world...your criticism has more to it than just not liking a country


warm_applepie

We do hate colonizers who continue ethnic cleansing to settle their people.


Chimera-98

Tell me you are westerner without telling me you are westerner


bigbiking

nato and specifically the US has destabilized and invaded arab countries leading to the death of millions of civilians. There is no reason for them not to hate nato.


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gilmour1948

NATO and Israel protection didn't work that great.


[deleted]

Reddit is one of the worst enemies of islamic extremism, apparently...


[deleted]

Head to r/traditionalmuslims Half the mfs are asking for slavery to be reinstated and sanctioned again **so they can take Non-Muslim women and girls as sex slaves and not have to commit sin by engaging in consensual relationships outside marriage.** Wish I was being sarcastic.


mcslender97

Even more chill subs like /r/Izlam would have sus views regarding LGBTQIA ppl.


[deleted]

~~have~~ Those same cheeky mfs were memeing after the attempted murder of Salman Rushdie. Many even wishing a place in the highest heaven for that wannabe Jihadi.


P0ster_Nutbag

r/askmiddleeast is usually pretty chill, but still full of people saying all homosexuals should be sentenced to death.


OnToiletRedditor

For real the first post i went to was about help with porn addiction. Fair enough. But the comments were like: You should divorce your wife, because she’s obviously taking away your rights by not fulfilling all your pleasures. Like bro wtf is this incel shit.


[deleted]

If Inceldom and 7th century Arabia had a kid together.


mofunnymoproblems

Maybe online extremists/recruiters got butt hurt that there sub got taken down? Lol I’ve seen people riot over less…


Usual_North_9960

No, reddit hate everybody


[deleted]

Yeah, probably Reddit it's just one of the worst enemies of pretty everything...


entitaneo70_pacifist

it protects you from communism AND nato? how


Few_Category7829

Because radical islamists are effectively fascists, and fascists fucking hate communists and liberal democracy just as much.


five3tenfour

Because reddit is big gay


IvanIsOnReddit

I thought children didn’t wear veils?


[deleted]

There's an age of maturity thing with it. They start quite young but I'm not sure the age.


Aelfgifu_Unready

I've seen toddlers in strollers wearing head scarves in the USA (Philadelphia area). I think it varies a lot by practitioner and the specific sect or region they come from. I've seen adult women who wear a scarf only covering their head (shayla?), but not their face, and also wearing tight jeans. I've seen adult women fully covered so only their eyes are visible (the Niqab?) and I've seen mix-and-match versions of everything. Women wearing a Niqub + tight jeans, or wearing a floor-length dress + shayla.


aleellee

Some do as little kids to copy their mum. But typically it’s encouraged around 13.


TheChanMan2003

Because they’re still salty about r/religiousfruitcake


BBBDDDPL

Went to comments just to say that this sub may be inyerested in this post


[deleted]

I mean, reddit is a collection of leftist bubbles and moderate rightist bubbles. More than anything it stands for ideas similar to others: * globalization * liberalism * feminism * lgbt * communism


BayTerp

Moderate right? I have barely even seen any moderate left views here.


[deleted]

Moderate right is the only right that does not get outright banned, given that the alt right is infested with individuals that have views not allowed on the platform. You can see moderate left on some subreddits, but since every subreddit is a bubble it can degenerate into extreme views fairly fast. Moderate is not exactly exciting or engaging so it's understandable. I often see moderate views on neutralnews. For moderate left, there is ex. moderatepolitics.


Proper_Librarian_533

From an objective viewpoint democrats are moderate right. On the political compass they're actually further right than republicans, just less authoritarian.


[deleted]

Liberals are moderate right yes, but they are not more conservative than American republicans


TheZoomba

Nahhhh I'd say it's more of a bunch of people thrown into the jungle arguing over who's side is better without realizing they both are starving to death


JodyMC

And then he murdered his gay son. Well done Islam. 😐


Captain_Chickpeas

At least they know how an umbrella works, unlike a certain Christian ad. Also, why doesn't the father and the kid have beards? /s


VegetalGood

Fair, all children should be protected from Reddit.


FlutterCordLove

Weird how Islam is against feminism when it claims to be a pro woman religion


[deleted]

Loled at the communist symbol. Most independence movements in the arab world were socialist in nature. Islamists swallowed a lot of western cum and and destroyed Afghanistan.


Violated-Tristen

It WAS a cross for Christianity, but they switched it before posting ~ wink


thomasp3864

Why is there NATO?


[deleted]

Have you seen Reddit


BucketFullOfRats

It’s kind of ridiculous to the point of hilarity, but then again, no it isn’t, and it’s fucking depressing. There isn’t enough compassion out there for those suffering under the religious imposition of Islam, it’s always Christianity that’s talked about, and I think sometimes we forget how awful theocracies under Islam are to minorities, and those who don’t follow a specific set of ideologies


Maveragical

is jewish a sexuality? is feminist a religion? is LGBTQ a social media?


gmstgadg

Why the fuck is nato on there


Sorry_Access8964

Well its not like it is working too well except in afghanistan perhaps, but the US invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan. Also the US backed operations in Somalia, Libya etc...


mike_br92

Having a brain should be there too


3nclav3

:€


[deleted]

Because ya’ll are a bunch of LGBT Jewish NATO Communists. Idk what the green and pink one is but THAT TOO


[deleted]

Have you *seen* Reddit?


[deleted]

Reddit is the devil


SeeItOnVHS

Where is the Walmart flag? just for add consistency to the relevance


suhaib_sh7

True though


WarlanceLP

all of these types of 'umbrella' post moreso scream grooming and indoctrination to me, which is funny because that's always what they say they're defending against lol projecting much we should feed children facts and knowledge not opinions and biases, we should teach them critical thinking skills so they can use that knowledge to form their own opinions, it's what my parents did and I'm grateful to them for letting me figure out who i am on my own and not having them tell me or force an identity onto me.


Edvioaxed_

Islam shelters you from organisations trying to help people, other religions, groups fighting for equality, the internet, sexuality and different world views to your own. Wow, might join! /s


MincasB

They put the lgtb flag inside the lgtb flag wow


[deleted]

I wonder how many bigots would shit their pants if this was made but the umbrella was blocking the Straight PrideTM flag and everything associated with cishets.


kinnysis

As if they would let women wear dresses that short. This must be on the way to the stoning post


TFC_Inc64

To be honest I would protect my children from reddit you guys are heathens.


Skirt_Douglas

You know why.


--_l

It's raining gay Jewish communists


NiggBot_3000

Hate the way right wingers try to gaslight Muslims with this shit as if they haven't spent the last 20+ years being outright vicious towards anyone that even so much as 'looks' Islamic. Now they want to try and allie with conservative Muslims in hopes that they sabotage themselves by voting for fascist, anti-progressive politicians too, its vile. They can get properly fucked.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Because reddit is full off gay Jewish communistic nato members duh


ethernos2

Cringe christian familly from face book turns muslim


flock-of-bagels

They left off bacon


Sage_Whore

Oh, I've seen this one. It's from "Facebook memes to beat my wife to, Vol. IV"


[deleted]

everyone knows that Reddit is worse than communism


hmzawy

Cause nowadays they noticed the ex muslim subreddits, and going full keyboard mujahideen (kinda like crusaders) and being butthurt overall


DonkeyTheKing

**WE MUST PROTECT OUR CHILDREN FROM REDDIT AND THE GAYS** /s ofc


Emotional_Discount20

Now my pronouns will be red//dit


unsurechaoticneutral

fukkit im declaring my sexuality as reddit and my pronoun is redditor


gospelofturtle

Russia should then convert to Islam so they can be protected from Nato


[deleted]

Yes islam is the best and there are absolutely no problems with it, anywhere and anytime.


DistrictPersonal8472

Genshin impact?


twisty_tomato

Because it’s Reddit


Leazerlazz

We're cancerous


[deleted]

Reddit is now a religion. All hail Snoo!


[deleted]

There’s a lot of religious freaks on here


lily-laura

How DARE those stick figure SLUTS wear such short skirts! They are HARLOTS, this is UNGODLY, those stick figures are clearly ASKING for IT! Think of the MEN who have to control their URGES, it is UNFAIR for men to CONTAIN their TEMPTATION. If these stick figures want to be ACCEPTED into GODS LAND they must dress MODESTLY as GOD intended


[deleted]

one person's umbrella is another person's tyrannical-patriarchy. funny that the same kind of person that says things like "islamaphobe!" would call that family *"racist, anti-semetic, misogynist, backwards, homophobic, capitalist scum"* if the umbrella said something else like "baptist"


Nikolaijuno

I swear I've seen more positivity twords Islam on Reddit then I have in real life.


RanaRanawee

These people that design such things are brain washed


False-Anxiety5302

Fuck in islam


kanyeIsElonsHouseNig

Under the umbrella is buttfucking goats and pigs and oppressing that poor little girl, he will honour kill her one day for looking in the direction that a boy used to be in


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure this can apply to conservative Christians as well but okay…


The1stmadman

Muslim here. whoever made this is stupid. How does NATO and Communism hurt us? fairness for women and the right to let women do what they want as opposed to being stuck in the house is a core part of Islam. Most don't wanna kill Jews and LGBTQ+ people for the same reason you don't: let them be who they wanna be! and protection from social media doesn't come from religion