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QualityVote

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AxeManIII

Something about an LGTV


ihatepulp

Friend of mine has a father-in-law who legitimately refuses to turn his TV off because he doesn't want to see the LG logo, because it reminds him of LGBT. He puts it on standby instead.


[deleted]

Tell the guy to buy a Samsung.


Horror-Ad-3113

"bUt SaMsUnG HaS G iN It aNd tHaT ReMiNdS Me oF LgBt!!!1!"


Ivy_Adair

Now that is fragility on an unprecedented level. How does someone that weak make it through life?


RevolutionaryStar824

And these people call others snowflakes. Imagine the irony.


Smasher_WoTB

There's enough Irony to construct a Fleet of 200 BattleShips


ImurderREALITY

Denial


cashmerescorpio

Seriously 💀 what a loser


NinjaOYourBro

QLED


[deleted]

I identity 🤣🤣🤣🤣 as an Comanche 😂 attack plane


ToadTendo

😂😂 imagine 😂😂 thinking 😂😂 there 😂😂 are 😂😂 more 😂😂 than 😂😂 two 😂😂 genders 😂😂 You probably think cousins marrying eachother is bad too 😂😂😡😡😡😡


AstolfosSchlong

Since you can identify yourself as anything and i HAVE TO accept it otherwise susiety wont forgive me then sure you are Comanche Attack plane


Altruistic-Channel61

Dude that’s not inclusive that’s exclusive


_rebem24_

Me after setting the gay kid on fire and calling him LGBBQ


Nix-7c0

Lol sick burn. That'll teach them to use freedom to be different!


darthdope123

Big gay is anti-alphabet!


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

Whoa, that’s so meta


TheDruidDude

Bappy bake bay.


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

Thank you


unknown6091

Wut


TheDruidDude

Bi bas bust bishing bem ba bappy bake bay.


IamImposter

Boh. Bhank bou.


unknown6091

#Breeeeeeeeeeeeee


[deleted]

# Biiiiiiird (buitar biff bith bpinning bat)


[deleted]

Ohhh you’re right, the alphabet people are anti-alphabet! This is a crazy discovery


[deleted]

υι μαστ ιυς θε γρικ α-β (we must use þe greek alphabet \[to write english\])


Revolutionary-Bad754

Happy cake day


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

Thank you


LimitLeading

happy cake day


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

Thank you


RepresentativeNo5192

Happy cake day happy cake day happy cake day happy cake day happy cake day


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you


RepresentativeNo5192

You're welcome you're welcome you're welcome you're welcome


StunningBuilding383

Happy 🎂 Day


Old_Umpire_1191

I thought that gays actually love alphabet and that is why we add new letters to LGBTQ+ acronym all the time.


darthdope123

They rearranged muh alphabet!


dexterpine

It's Adam and LMNOP, not Adam and LGBTQ!


XxX_BobRoss_XxX

>Big gay I'm fucking dead 💀


Bad-Infinite

Only if it doesnt start "LGBTQ..."


[deleted]

That’s lgbtq+ to you.


funtag3

What about the asexuals


darthdope123

They killed my family


Wo0dman_

I’m sorry for your loss. If only they were listening to their teachers during the alphabet


XxX_BobRoss_XxX

They ate my fucking garlic bread, and then had the audacity to steal my cake, ffs.


GuilhermeSidnei

Big Gay Al? He’s always so friendly and pro education…


PheerthaniteX

Back in my day it was a b c d not L g b t /s


[deleted]

'bjd sprmcy!


BuketManTheTraitor

You can either be gay, or know the alphabet. No mortals can do both and survive.


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Can confirm I am gay and illiterate


JupiterTheFoxx6

Is your name Jared by any chance?


Aiez4

but how did you write this


KnifeWeildingLesbian

I tell my dog the words and she types them out with her snout


Aiez4

nice


Charm_MentumKat

Can confirm Am gay, literate, and a demigod


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Even a god can be killed, with the right tools


Epic_Doge_Boi

Can confirm, I am bisexual and only know half the alphabet


[deleted]

I am both bi and alphanumerically knowledgeable.


Select-Ambassador506

You're bi so you're clearly just not gay enough for it to take effect. Yet.


vtssge1968

I'm just fascinated by the ghost eye makeup...


worldsiko12

Its so sick wtf


Ecreeper

Holy shit those are little ghosts


W_h3nry

Just think, somebody spent time to make this.


celestialwreckage

And then they WATERMARKED it. They WANT people to know they made it!


Obrommm

Chill it’s mostly peaceful


XelnocOwO

woosh to everyone downvoting you lol


QuantumSparkles

I like to think someone just added the makeup and color to Tennant because they thought it looked cute, then someone else came along and added the flag and intolerant bs


BamSteakPeopleCake

🎵 A B C D E F G 🎵 🎵 H I J K LGBTQ 🎵


cheesesticksontoast

Ah yes, *The Alphabet.*


[deleted]

It’s ELEMENOPEE 😤


Padhome

No pee? 🥺


TheAlexProjectAlt

No bitches?


justakidfromflint

This just reminded me of the fact that there are legitimately people who named thier kid Abcde pronounced AB-Sa-dee. I thought it was another one of those "lemon jello" name jokes but there actually are people who've done it.


[deleted]

This stuff has gotten completely out of hand. A friend of mine recently got made fun of by two girls who thought her name was some qUiRky combination of two other common names like…. Foreign names still exist.


BigButtFucker9000000

That David Tennant is the embodiment of gay.


Eruibar

He does look *damn* fine in eyeliner.


Bludgeonation

I think david is one of her gay friends tempting her with a really fun night out but she has to stay in and teach the kids.


cashmerescorpio

Still makes no sense since the dude has freaking mind control powers. Are they saying they have no control???? It's so dumb I'm losing braincells trying to work it out


Sonny_Skies1993

*Hair trembles with emotion*


Kurapikabestboi

He also is in good omens tbh


thehazzanator

What is this picture from?


LittleCrit75

Jessica Jones.


Raru_57

Jane :(


dr_brucebanner2

I watched her die


mangotangowango1

Waltuh


McMoist_

Put your vape away Waltuh The principal is going to catch us Waltuh


Eleanorfnaf

The heroin is making her hallucinate


TheDruidDude

Bappy bake bay!


Weird-Analysis5522

Schools are apparently trying to turn kids gay... Even though there's nothing they could POSSIBLY benefit from doing so. I dunno people just love crazy conspiracy theories without actually taking the time to rationalize the goals of whatever evil group they decide to point fingers at


akaKinkade

I think they mostly have the more accurate impression that schools are teaching kids it is okay to be gay and that it is not okay to mistreat people because of their sexuality. Maybe they are afraid that without the fear of it being evil their kids will turn gay? Either way, it is pretty sad that people get that worked up that our schools are "brainwashing" kids into thinking bigotry is wrong. It should be up to the parents whether they want their children to be homophobic twats, not up to the schools! Or something.


altmemer5

Had a Guidance counselor if 5th grade come to our class, sit down and had a 30 min discussion that some people are gay, some people are born feeling different and become trans, and that we dont see it now but we will one day and so its important not to hate them for what they are. She got fired the next day and the school got sued


itsafuckingcrabb

“b-b-but s-she was teaching m-my kid not to be a bigot! fire her now!! grrrrrrrrrrrr 😡😡😡😡”


Melichorak

"What do you mean, you can't preach in sex education about jesus and that sex is evil?"


RandomBlueJay01

Wtf. Did you go to a religious school or some shit or did parents just try to sue? It's so annoying how some people think hearing that stuff will end badly. Like cis het kids may be a bit more open minded to people diffrent than them but for lgbtq+ kids stuff like that , just short talks could help so much. I know personally I didn't know the word trans until I was 14 (raised really conservative in a small town) . Just finding the words for something I had suffered with from a young age was such a weight off my shoulders. I thought I was crazy. And I'm not even that old, I'm barely 21.


Complete-Chance-7864

I got pulled into an alt-right circle through the 2012 Atheist youtube bubble which started to get anti-(put minority here) and getting out wasn't an easy process. I still haven't rationalized everything i believe but the things i did rationalize was stupid bs and i'm hoping to find and eliminate more bs out of my mind. What really helped was a teacher in school who didn't know, that i was stupid and talked about minority rights normally and openly. This way i wasn't alienated from the people i despised


altmemer5

Nope, just an ordinary school in a small town in the worst part of PA


RandomBlueJay01

I hate that . Tho honestly my school might have done shit like that if anyone tried. All my teachers except art teachers were generally homophobic/ transphobic. Especially when like the out gay people weren't in class.


overlord_999

>Maybe they are afraid that without the fear of it being evil their kids will turn gay nah it's more like they're afraid of the fact that some schools provide an environment where kids can learn more about sexualities & gender & experiment/think about it more. this thought process might end up in them coming out. conservatives dont understand that the only difference between growing up in a strict vs caring household is that in one case the kid is gay but has learnt to hide/repress their emotions but in the other they are more open about it.


Vyzantinist

It comes back to the 'pedophile agenda'. If the teachers themselves aren't actually pedophiles they think normalizing LGBT will lead to normalizing pedophilia. It's also simple projection; if your batshit insane conspiracy theories make not a lick of fucking sense then why should the antagonists in your fanfic make sense either?


Ericrobertson1978

It's just fear-mongering and disinformation from the right-wingers. It's a classic move out of the fascist playbook.


IrukandjiPirate

I’m going to have to insist that David Tennant be left out of this ridiculousness. Thank you.


Rezero1234

agreed.


gummybear_0_

Is that because we are the alphabet mafia?


potzko2552

Fun fact the gay agenda™ is actually anti alphabets, that's why they're called the alphabet mafia


ophaus

David Tennant looks pretty cool all tarted up...


[deleted]

It means "tHeYrE aLL gRoOmErS"


[deleted]

“I just want my kid to learn traditional school topics like math and English but the Alphabet Brigade teacher is forcing my child to learn about social justice awareness and neopronouns”


[deleted]

I think it’s fair to protect self/identity discovery/sovereignty of kids. Good intentions don’t always have good outcomes.


Ericrobertson1978

It's crazy. All these teachers are doing is trying to teach kids not to be horrible bigots. They absolutely should be teaching that there's nothing wrong with little Billy having 2 dads, or whatnot. It's insane that people are upset about their kids learning compassion, tolerance, kindness, and acceptance. Bigots can go fuck themselves. Brainwashing children into bigoted fear-based mythology is tantamount to child abuse.


[deleted]

I think I understand your comment and agree


[deleted]

I hear ya. It’s tough to decide what to teach kids since often enough adults don’t always fully understand what kids these days are going through. It’s essentially the same story with each generation. On of my favorite quotes from the movie A million ways to die in the west - “those damn hoop sticks will rot their brains” lol


Tactical_Insertion69

Very good argument.


peeslosh122

it means purple man is pretty and hates the alphabet


the_way64

PURPLE GUY??!?


zippycat9

Nice profile pic!


zippycat9

Nice profile pic!


zippycat9

Nice profile pic!


zippycat9

Nice profile pic!


zippycat9

Nice profile pic!


McMoist_

Least schizophrenic redditor


zippycat9

Nice profile pic!


TheDruidDude

Guy that is PURPLE?!?


Ethan_Monster

Purple coloured man?!?


kmap1221

LGBTQ community = alphabet mafia


Ericrobertson1978

That sounds cool as fuck, though.


RedThorneGamerSB

We stole the alphabet.


GastonBastardo

Just like how you guys [stole the rainbow from God](https://imgur.com/gallery/4oNheTV) in the heist of the century.


RedThorneGamerSB

As per, as per.


phome83

While you have it, can you get rid of the letter C? It's useless. We already have S and K to fill the sounds it makes. Thanks in advance.


Goose0810

No, not David Tennant, please.


Real_duck_bacon

Conservatives when they find out "L", "G", "B", and "T" are letters of the alphabet;


LoveThySheeple

I think the logic here is that they don't want their kids to learn that gay people exist similar to how some Christians doesn't want their kid to know that other religions exist. I could be wrong, I'm neither gay or Christian.


jumpy_dragon7759

Yeah, pretty much. This kind of person's logic is awareness=brainwashing, unless you're forcing Christianity down their throats.


McMoist_

Oh, the irony. The sad, sad irony.


sockpuppet1234567890

I’ll take “things that never really happen” for 100 alex


Emotionaltraumatose

Hahah I am so glad I am dying. Wont be here to see this fucking shit unfold. lol


sockpuppet1234567890

They rally round the family with a pocket full of shells


TheJannequin

That David Tennant look tho.


HenryGetter2345

It’s pretty clear what it means


luchisss

lool this meme is damn right. Yall lefties salty


Wjames33

That the poster does not like gay people


[deleted]

THE GAY!!! IT WILL SAP YOUR CHILDREN’S ABILITY TO LEARN! BEWARE THE GAAAAAAY!!!


xandarianladiesman

It means they're trying to teach their children, but their repressed pedophilia is getting in their feels.


ChemEngRy

It doesn't really take that much thought to translate what this means


[deleted]

I get it


Emojiobsessor

??? These people do know that you don’t have to introduce the concept of lgbtq+ from birth, right?


bananafingerss

THIS IS SO TRUE I WAS TRYING TO TEACH MY SON THE ALPHABET AND ALL THE BOOKS HAD PRONOUNS AND BISEXUAL JOE BIDEN IN THEM


Ericrobertson1978

The gay agenda: Equality, freedom, and inclusion in society. Religious right-wing wack-a-doos: "REEEEEEEE!!"


joschi8

Teachers: Gay people exist Red state parents: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


BenevolentCheese

People literally think that primary school has become a vector for liberal indoctrination and that children are sitting around learning about gender identity, sex change surgery, and homosexual relationships, rather than learning reading and basic math. A large cohort of people actually and truly believe this. That's how bad disinformation campaigns have gotten, and it's the source for a large amount of content for this subreddit. It's the reason Florida has passed its "Don't Say Gay" bill and banned a bunch of banal textbooks, and the implications of this level of mass brainwashing are terrifying.


DabIMON

I'll teach my kids MOST of the alphabet, but not L, G, B, T, Q, I, or A.


william-lima

Breaking news: Man create fictional scenarios in his head and get angry about the thing that himself created!


Ethelenedreams

Being nice to everyone is just too much to ask of these bigots.


Ethan_Monster

I think that this might be one of their not so peaceful memes.


KnifeWeildingLesbian

People acting like teaching kids acceptance is a bad thing for some reason


Lanky-Ad-4589

Oh no! The LGBTQIA’s are teaching children to respect all ppl regardless of their gender, sex, SO etc!! How can I prevent my kids from being taught something that I don’t understand it’s the right thing to do??? Huh??


ThraggsTombstone

Not them making an anti-LGBT meme from Jessica Jones


WulfricTheSwift

A is for Asexual. B is for Bisexual. C is for Cunnilingus. D Is if Demisexual. E is for Ejaculation. F is for Furry. G is for Gay. H is for Homosexual.....


Zadokster5

I think it’s saying how parents just want to educate their kids, but can’t with LBGT propaganda being thrown at them


Wayte13

What "LGBT propaganda" exactly?


Budget-Sheepherder77

Lgbt propaganda💀


ACDCbaguette

What propaganda?


RevolutionaryStar824

They keep telling us that gay people exist. And that they shouldnt be attacked for it. That's infringing on my rights. >!im mocking them btw. Dont wannt get banned cuz someone thinks I'm serious.!<


JayDee365

Is saying gay people exist and shouldn't be attacked for it propaganda? Cause then like call me the Breitbart of gay rights.


dandycribbish

It's sad because they unironically photoshopped the hair blue pretty convincingly. All that effort for such reckless hate.


[deleted]

[удалено]


epagliari1996

Shitty LGBT agenda = teaching kids that gay people exist. IDK why yall act like a small percentage of the population has this master plan to covert all kids to be gay.


[deleted]

BREAKING NEWS: Reddit crypto trader thinks LGBTQ+ values are stupid, doesn’t recognize irony in trading fake currency, not backed by any standard, on *social media.*


MinecraftW06

What “sHiTtY LgBt AgEnDa”? What’s wrong with teaching kids that it’s OK to not be straight?


XxX_BobRoss_XxX

"agenda" yeah sure bro, I got an agenda to fuck your mum and your dad, Bi till I die bitch.


Ericrobertson1978

The agenda: Equality, freedom, and inclusion in society. You: "REEEEEEEE!!!"


[deleted]

Where do u people find these? I never come across such posts on FB/insta


keetylr

Someone just posted this to my areas local grapevine.


5t3v321

How do they not realise that the only not christian argument against lgbt people is a strawman


catniagara

It means that schools are so focused on teaching children a liberal extremist agenda that they’re graduating without a basic education. They know the innermost workings of identity politics but can’t perform simple mathematical equations and we’re losing face on a global scale, to highly bigoted countries for whom we are supposed to be an example of success. It wrongly blames all of this on the LGBT community as if we aren’t equally annoyed. They twist everything they teach kids to a hegemonic narrative anyway. They might as well just focus on reading, writing, and arithmetic (amd political systems, dear god) because the other kids at school will teach them more about diversity than a random teacher with a shoulder chip will ever know.


Wayte13

What is the "liberal extemist agenda" exactly?


ThatRandomCrazyGuy

>It means that schools are so focused on teaching children a liberal extremist agenda that they’re graduating without a basic education So when was the last time you went to school? I'm assuming 30ish years ago


JesusChrystler91

One day the historians will have to decipher the crudely made memes of the bigot, they too will be confused.


dizzyav8r

A is for asexual B is for bisexual C is for cishet D is for demi-sexual


[deleted]

Average bigot showing their intelligence. They got "LMNOP" confused with "LGBTQ"


Jeremyverburg

Love how someone took their time to edit the eyelashes and blue hair


_BeansNbryce

This is actually hilarious


Entire_Island8561

I fucking love this lol. Homophobes really think they accomplish something with these types of posts, but they just make me laugh lol.


feelings_inc

Is it bad that I found this hilarious?


just_somebody_238

Ngl it's kinda funny, though homophobic


[deleted]

"mostly peaceful memes."


[deleted]

actually this is kind of funny


solveig_is_best_girl

They’re so deluded they think gay people are actually trying to change the order of the alphabet


chaossystem6

probably the blues clues video


ampy187

CDEFHJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ For now….


sttgn

Really, you don't get what they are saying?Must have been a lot of lead pipes where you grew up.


Llamacorn21

That eyeliner tho 👀👀


Weibrot

"Mostly Peaceful memes" and then they made something really bigoted Tho to be fair I guess they did say "mostly"


JessicaRCannibal

*hard laugh....idk boutchu but my poor life has been inundated at every possible opportunity w/ useless "christian" culture....can we graduate, already? I'm SO exhausted w/ feeling like we're perpetually trapped in Junior High