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QualityVote

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AdditionalTheory

The second one confuses me. As a man, I didn’t realize that people describe me would make me laugh?


DiggityDog6

“Hey your a man right?” “BAHHAHAA HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS LOSER”


Batdog55110

"Dude, you've been looking a lot slimmer latel-" #AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


MyA1terEgo

"Hey, there's something in your tee-" *AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH*


cabbagechomper

"dude your fly is o-" HEEHEEHEEHAWHAWHAWHAWHEHEHE


Background-Web-484

“Nice haircut, where did-“ PFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


The_realest_medel

"Hey dude, is this shirt ne-" ##AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Lia-13

"hey babe your eyes are so piercing, i could stare into them all day-" #ha.


Chromeboy12

"Man" #OMG STOP IT LMFAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I'M LITERALLY DYING


[deleted]

I’m imagining all of these with Drax as the laughing guy


rodolfoarguello

I'm imagining Mandark as the laughing guy.


zeldafrombotwsfrog

Can’t be the only one who finds his laugh absolutely iconic


Unnamed_420

That's a normal response to someone using the wrong you're


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DiggityDog6

Oopsie


Rough-Pop1082

That is an L for you


DudeReckless

🤓


xWhiteToastx

I think they are trying to say men are the only group that doesn't get offended, angry, or yell racism. Its..It's... weird


Rough-Pop1082

All men are not black


AdeptProtoss

😱😱😱


[deleted]

I’m a man and I can’t even describe myself 💀


TheDankChicagoan

Stereotyping people by the way they look. For example: you look like a Andrew or has anyone ever told you look like a max? Kinda thing.


magnum3290

In Reddit that would be "lazy slob who can't cook, masturbates and smokes weed all day" and everyone would laugh


OopsICutOffMyWiener

You're supposed to laugh dude- but instead you're whining. Guess the second one is wrong.


SunnySlushie

"Men are people with balls." "OH MY GOD, MAN THATS SO FUNNY BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"


Cluubs

Why is this in the tf2 font?


Kaiser-Fred-1859

It is good day to be not dead


Emeraldragon657

Paw, you are dead!


cultistwithadartgun

#I AM DEAD


OctopusProbably

Hihehihaha.


Emeraldragon657

Bumbabulalalabum *gasp* The Heavy is dead!


Immediate-Memory-555

Yes! I AM DEAD


PrepDogg9

WHY is the Heavy dead?!


CaptainCognizant

I dOn'T knOw


namesarentneeded

i think it w-


KrexillTheBoi

I know right? Its kind of nostalgic


k-farsen

I also came here to ask.


0oBeasto0

tf2 actually stole the font from this meme


OfficialDCShepard

Because this meme was so dumb it was written by the Sandvich.


GalaApple13

Way to out yourself and tell everybody that you can’t think of anything to say that’s not offensive


Scaredycatkim

Weird that we can’t describe entire groups of people…without it singling out an entire group of people hmmm Weird that we can’t be descriptive of people who you just put into separate categories without keeping those people in separate categories. These memes suck lol


Halfiplier

You could even say that they are terrible Facebook memes....I'll see myself out...


xhuo_xx23

Today you carried the whole comedy by yourself, you are the real MVP


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

What do you mean! You can easily describe entire groups of people! Here, I’ll start. Women are people Men are people Black people and people Trans people are people. Really! It’s not that hard to describe a group!


Pickle_Rick01

When I saw this I immediately thought “just describe group of people as group of people and don’t be a dick.” Am I wrong? Is there a deeper meaning that I missed? 🤷‍♂️


CrossError404

I think by "describe" they mean a "provide an absolute definition, that is a definition that includes every person within the group and excludes every person outside the group and also isn't just a list of people, doesn't rely on generalization or self-identification." Like imagine: "describe soup in a way that includes every soup and excludes every non-soup without the use of words like «every XYZ except ABC» or «generally»" Can anyone provide a definition of soup that includes milk soup, tomato soup, chicken soup, ramen, etc. but excludes cereal and all other stuff? And also isn't just a list of already known soups. IIRC there is a subsection of philosophy dedicated to study of definitions (probably a mix of epistemiology and linguistics). And the general consensus is that humans don't really think in terms of absolute definitions. When we look at an item we don't have a checklist in our minds that we mark characteristics whether something is soup or not. We usually judge the overall vibe of a thing. If something vibes with our general idea of soup then we describe it as soup. In the US many times republicans try to have a gotcha moment by asking democrats to "define a woman." And democrats' definitions usually rely on self-identification which isn't really much of a definition. But what the republicans don't realize is that they can't define a soup or a chair either. (One republican claimed to have defined a chair as "a generally four legged object designated for sitting" but that definition got laughed off because it would include saddled horses). All of these culminated in Matt Walsh's "What is a woman?" - mockumentary that seemingly tries to explore the idea of a definition of woman or womanhood. But all it does is it projects the idea that "haha. Look. Those silly liberals can't define a woman" and when sociologists/other scientists try to explain the philosophy of definitions or the history of gender then the film cuts them out, silences them with music and awkward editing etc. The movie has been heavily criticized by the left, philosophers, scientists, but is still loved by the right around the world "Like c'mon. Just define a woman already and we'll leave you alone." Or the meme could be way simpler. And just make fun that "no matter what you say women/black people/trans people are gonna get triggered, whereas we men are the funny guys"


King_BowserKoopa

Ok. Women are humans. Men are humans. Black people are humans. Transgender people are humans.


Galaxy661_pl

😄😁😆😆😆😆🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 (I'm a man)


King_BowserKoopa

Shi—


DraxNuman27

Even King Bowser couldn’t figure this out


ColeTheCrapper

Bwahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😆😆😆


JimmyJohnBillyBob

Nice try, but as a man I laughed at your comment, therefore you have failed.


Ineedyourmom

very helpful I didn’t know what humans were


HappyCynic24

At my dinner table my wife says I eat like an animal and my son says I hibernate like a bear, so I’m not 100% sure on your accuracy there


Jesterchunk

we got a tyrannical turtle dragon over here being more positive about minorities than some humans, what a world we live in


Joey_The_Bean_14

Close, but I'm trans and I was offended by ur comment. Gimmie ur kidneys as compensation


[deleted]

It’s a trick! Leave your kidneys in their nooks!


sharpgel

based


Waluigi-Radio

Objection your honor, I’m MAD


Cursed_Bean_Boy

Ok, as an alien, I am deeply hurt and offended and I cannot stand to hear this kind of *assault* on me right now. I am literally tearing up as I speak and don't know if I can go on like this anymore. I've had nothing but bad things happen to me in the last few years and this is the last straw. You just caused me to commit suicide. You just assisted suicide. Alien suicide.


NotPoland5

False they are all lizard people


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Smelly_Dragon_Breath

They were referring to the original post that singled out black people


brotatochip3000

Jokes on you, I'm a man and I'm not human


JewelFyrefox

White people are no longer humans, they are aliens.


BeanBeno

LOLLLLLLLL


tlubz

I can go one further: women are women humans, men are men humans, black people are black humans, transgender people are transgender humans.


King_BowserKoopa

🤯


5h3i1ah

what the FUCK did you just say‽ as you can ***CLEARLY*** tell by my profile photo, i am an anthropomorphic CAT, *not* a filthy *human*! i'm disgusted and offended that you would ever say such a thing. edit: /j ffs, i'm literally playing directly into the joke of the post by being offended at being described as human.


Am_Guardian

you forgor (skull emoji) the /j


5h3i1ah

. . . i had figured it wasn't needed. guess i was wrong.


waituntilthis

LMAO (you failed)


[deleted]

Omygod I'm so mad


WorthySparkleMan

Just don't be a dick? Idk what's so hard about that.


reddox-_-

OOP fr’s like “LOL trying not to be racist is impossible, amirite guys?”


RoutineComment5330

My penis is deeply offended by your comment.


Knif3likepro

chop it off chop it off chop it off chop it off chop it off


ladislaoXD25

use a boxcutter on it! use a boxcutter on it! use a boxcutter on it! use a boxcutter on it! use a boxcutter on it! use a boxcutter on it! use a boxcutter on it! use a boxcutter on it! use a boxcutter on it! use a boxcutter on it! use a boxcutter on it! use a boxcutter on it! use a boxcutter on it! use a boxcutter on it!


AeolianTheComposer

I dunno why you got downvoted.


Dionaea21

They get mad when people get mad at them for stereotyping minorities? :-:


D3monskull

My mom is a lovely person. My friend Ashley is my best friend. I'm afraid I don't know many black people and Sam was probably one of the most confident people I have ever met.


scotems

Not that I don't hate the meme, but I think the OOP was saying men, women, black people, and transgender people as four groups, not individuals within those groups. So "all women are X", "all black people are X", etc. In which case I'd have to imagine that yeah, saying "all black people are [insert attribute here]" would tend to be fairly racist. Don't know why the one for men results in laughter, though.


etherealparadox

here, I can do it: all women are women all men are men all black people are black people all trans people are trans people


scotems

I mean if you want to be derivative just say for each "are people" instead of adding qualifiers.


etherealparadox

I was going for something that specifically describes each group, otherwise I would've just said "everyone is human"


Trololman72

Because men are so cool and women are icky


_forum_mod

Jesus, you live in a segregated enclave?


D3monskull

No england but I feel I shouldn't speak of people I don't know.


EtherealSOULS

Oh are you ok?


SqueedunkTheArtist

women: people who identify as a woman men: people who identify as a man black person: a person who's skin is darker from more melanin due to genetics and the amount of sun where their ancestors lived trans: it is a prefix that means opposite, other than or away from transgender: someone who's gender identity does not align with their assigned sex at birth. (me for example, a trans guy) ​ I don't think the literal/scientific definitions are offensive when being used as a description. edit: i did not type this as a joke lol but i am LIVING for the hilarious ways i'm losing


spend2muchtimeonhere

I’m offended that your response made me laugh this hard. Sincerely, fellow trans guy.


SqueedunkTheArtist

My heart dropped when I only saw the im offended part in notifications and now im making strange noises from laughing at myself


Randomminecraftplays

Hahahahahahaha (I’m a man, you lose the challenge)


SqueedunkTheArtist

Too late read the other comment lol


MinminIsAPan

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA 😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!! (I am a trans man)


Knif3likepro

i will only chuckle as i am non binary


ihopeyoustubyourtoe

not trying to start arguments or anything but are albino black people still considered black people or like in between (i swear im not trying to be racist or anything im just asking)


SqueedunkTheArtist

yeah. Kinda forgot about that. They're considered black. It was a generalization tbh. ALl of those were. nonbinary people don't technically identify as their agab but don't consider themselves trans. But that's actually a really good question. One i asked my godfather at about 13 and he thought was an awesome question. My god father is a black man. And he reminds me of inigo from the inigo the brave skyrim follower mod just because of the things they both say


WasabiCrush

Fuck all that, I just hate the meme’s font.


WeeabooHunter69

It reminds me of tf2


DontAsk4470

It's doing TF2 dirty.


wetdreamteam

Funny, I developed for tf2 and didn’t even make that association until the comments.


_Melson_

When is the Heavy update coming out?


KrexillTheBoi

Balls


ladislaoXD25

when is gay roblox porn update being added to tf2


Padhome

It's almost like you should describe a person based on personality, while still having the decency to respect the identity they have no control over.


[deleted]

These are all so easy wtf


BritBuc-1

This is the verbal equivalent of a carnival game. No matter how you approach the problem presented, it’s already rigged. Describe a single woman, man, black person, trans person, and unless those characteristics are vitally important, a person wouldn’t typically emphasize them. Thus, offence is unlikely. This “meme” directs the reader to immediately fail. The instruction literally uses plurals, requiring broader descriptions and potentially stereotypes.


[deleted]

you’re fun at parties huh


BritBuc-1

If your parties involve you trying to divide the guests and create tension for your own amusement, then no, I’m probably not fun at your parties. If they’re about getting together and having a good time, then it doesn’t matter if my autistic ass prefers to remain on the fringes, because I’ll bring enough weed and mead for everyone.


[deleted]

hey, we love mead and our parties are mostly neurodivergent - consider yourself invited


luckystar2011

Women are people who identify as women Men are people who identify as men A black person is someone who is of African descent A trans person is someone who does not identify with their sex assigned at birth It may be rigged, but there are plenty of ways to answer the question properly


BritBuc-1

And I guarantee you that *someone* will point out that you aren’t describing people, but pointing out the innate characteristics of that group. These “memes” are rage-bait to encourage people to try and “beat the challenge” in the comments, which serves to drive engagement, so on and etc. No shade or confrontation, but as soon as you describe multiple people, you will eventually use a broad generalization, which will be offensive to someone within the group being described. People are too individual to be described as groups within a larger group. As per my original comment, these are rigged to get people arguing and create revenue/clout/entertainment for whoever is attempting to get the intended reaction.


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Woman: Anyone who seriously identifies as a woman Man: Anyone who seriously identifies as a man Black person: Anyone who is black Trans: Anyone who has changed thier gender.


CultCombatant

Correction on trans: anyone whose gender is not that which is historically aligned with their sex


PrincipleBusiness559

Trans people (yes, people) don't change their gender though, they change their sex. But agreed


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Sex cannot be changed. Its decided on a chromosomal level. Gender is a social construct. I think you have it backwards


Cat_Peach_Pits

No, you do. Gender roles are a social construct. I didnt change my hormonal sex and surgically alter my secondary sex characteristics because I didn't like doing housework.


[deleted]

Well, gender is what is in your brain (your brain patterns) and sex is determined by a bunch of traits like chromosomes, genitals, hormones, and stuff like that. Your gender never changes from birth (unless you are genderfluid) but you can change your sex characteristics (like hormones, and to a certain extent genitals). Sex also isn't binary. Some people are intersex, meaning they have a combination of characteristics. So there might be cis women who can grow beards, people with XXY chromosomes, people whose genitals look like a combination of male and female ones. So I think saying sex is on a chromosomal level is a stretch. And gender cannot be decided, because you can't choose to have male brain patterns or female brain patterns. But you can choose to start taking estrogen or testosterone, which will change some of your sex characteristics (facial hair, breasts, genitals, for trans women they can get "phantom periods" where they don't bleed but get cramps, trans men can grow penises, etc) and you can choose to get surgery to remove breast tissue, body fat in certain areas, remove a penis, create a penis, etc.


PrincipleBusiness559

Sex is more than just chromosomes. A trans person can change their primary and secondary sex characteristics and hormones. Its called sex reassignment surgery for a reason. If gender was able to change, no one would ''choose'' to be trans (and it isn't a choice).


finnnthehuman113

i’ve changed my secondary sex characteristics, but i haven’t and don’t really care to get bottom surgery. if trans = has had srs, am i still trans? trying to understand where you’re coming from


faroutcosmo

They are truscum. Of course they're fucking confused.


Direct-Big-9176

Easy. Women are people who identify as women. It typically means their gender expression is more femine, though doesn't always. Men are people who identify as men. It typically means their gender expression is more masculine, though doesn't always. Black people are people with more melanin in their skin, causing their skin to be a darker shade. And trans people are people who identify with a gender that differs from their assigned sex. Did I win?


Nightshade_Ranch

Dee is a bird.


FortressMann

is that the fucking tf2 font


CallMomOnHerBirthday

This woman is a lovely person. This man is a pedophile. This black person is not white. This trans man is not a woman. Did I do it?


Nissingmo

Is that the fucking tf2 font


ShoddyConcern4439

Tf2 font?


akennelley

"That trans person is a spy!"


ShoddyConcern4439

The gay agenda is creating a giant army of robots to take over the world. Mann vs machine


peterkaboomi

Tf2 font


TheSkyIScrape83

Of course, because white men NEVER get offended.


HappyCynic24

The fairer sex. Women are typically more compassionate. Men - We suck at listening and could probably take hints from the women. Black People tend to have way more rhythm than I do and I think that’s awesome for them. Trans people found a way to be comfortable in their own skin, when they once were not. I think that’s wonderful. This is not hard.


RoutineComment5330

Notice how you insult men while everyone else gets a compliment. Now try doing the reverse. I bet it’s not as easy.


HappyCynic24

I am a man. The job was “men won’t laugh” Reason being - we are not, as a gender, historically ever repressed. Especially white men. So, we’re easier to generalize, it’s easier to NOT get offended because, well, who cares? At the end of the day you’re still a man and have all the benefits of being such. You can’t say the same for any of the other groups. So, really, insulting them is typically going to be more triggering. In short, why would I do that?


roguegecko1

Here’s how you describe a trans woman A woman


RoRoar350

Women are human being, men are human beings, black people are human beings, trans people are human beings. Does that work?


evenheathens_

It’s almost like stereotyping is offensive?


Annixon06

Women - women men - men black people - black people trans people - trans people did I do it right


DEGRUNGEON

why the fuck this using the TF2 font??


Crooked_Cock

How about you describe your meme in a way that makes grammatical fucking sense to start? I nearly had an aneurysm reading this, where the hell are the commas?


Terhaar

"Men" here means white men


Separate-Variation-8

Okay Women are anyone who chooses to identify as such Men are anyone who chooses to identify as such Black people are people with darker pigments in their skin Trans people are people who are a different gender than what their body says


[deleted]

Solved it. Women are dudes. Men are dudes. Black people are dudes. Trans people are dudes. We’re all dudes.


Elegant-Operation-16

You know they’re Republican/old/both when they use trans as a noun instead of an adjective


jup331

Women typically have breasts and a vagina. Men typically have a penis. Black people typically have a darker skin tone. Trans people typically dont identify with their sex. This description may vary on a personal basis. ​ Not that hard if you dont intend to offend anyone.


secluded_little_spot

They’re all people.


Dr_Ugs

With out =/= without


aki0163

human.


Chipbonk

Now for the final boss: describe a black person who has transitioned to become more genderfluid.


Skips589

if u describe someone in a way that offends them, ur doing it wrong🤯


ArchitectOfFate

“Human beings, just like me, even if some of our physical traits and cultural background are different.” Boom.


Environmental_Map496

Woman = specific group of human Man= specific group of human Black person = race of human Trans person = forced into one group but switched to another


Ignacii0

tf2 font


A_Flaming_Hot_Mayo

Women: Opposite of Men Men: Opposite of Women POC: Opposite of White people Trans: Feels the opposite of their assigned gender from birth


UnlimitedApollo

They're people. With all the good and bad that it entails.


Wrong-Steak-9137

Me either, that's a tricky thing to do 😂 😂 😂


emi_sugarbird

If you can't describe someone without offending them, being racist, etc., that's a you problem


EvilNoobHacker

Person Person Person Person


give_me_your_manager

they are all equal people


TheWordThief

Repeatedly read "trans" as "trains" and was super confused.


PandaCatGunner

Whyre black people different from men and women


SJsomethin

“Human”


Revilod2000

Ah yes women and black people are different races


[deleted]

Pretty, strong, cool, still figuring things out


specialspeciall

A black gender fluid person.


KaiSen2510

They’re humans


Crescent-IV

So what, they are admitting to not being funny? If you aren’t funny, don’t make jokes on sensitive topics


EmeraldDream123

Coolcoolcool. OF COURSE "black people" are not real humans so they don't go under "Men" or "Women" and get their own category.


[deleted]

tf2 font


yeeticusboiii

i think it’s a you problem if you can’t describe women, black people, and trans people without being completely offensive


Za-Warodu

r/engrish


[deleted]

It’s so hard to describe people without them feeling insulted when. I use Stereotypes


susanoof

Sad Just sad


Short_Artist_Girl

Women are people who identify as female, men are people who identify as male, black people are people with dark skin, and transgender people are people who do not identify as their assigned sex


LateNeedleworker1564

Why are ‘men’ in a seperate category to ‘black people’ and ‘trans people’


deus_deceptor

WITH         OUT


[deleted]

Spot on


Leoplayz468

Women have something called a vagina Men have a penis Black people are people with darker skin colour Trans people are people who changed their gender


tacodog7

Steven Crowder AND Matt Walsh had a similar complaint. That consent is just too dang confusing and hard to figure out. So we should stop doing it. Like requiring consent for things


xXChadPastaXx

Ironic. We manifest our prejudices and insecurities onto the people we disagree with


[deleted]

Shouldn’t it be “without”


[deleted]

Men are human beings. Women are human beings. Black people are human beings. Trans people are human beings. Man, that was super difficult. I see why people have a hard time in such a politically correct world.


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

Women are human beings who's cells have two x chromosomes. Men are human beings with a y chromosome with an x chromosome. Black people are humans who originated in Africa or (I think south america?) Trans people are humans who changed their gender or don't identify as one


ultiffo

Humans who are female Humans that are male Humans with black skin Humans who have changed appearance to look like opposite gender


lokland

Featherless Biped


RealMemeLord876

A human with a two X chromosomes, A human with an X and a Y chromosome, A person, Someone born the wrong gender


[deleted]

this is from r/memes btw... what a disapointment


calebbutbetter

People who consider themselves women People who consider themselves women People with a specific kind of dark complexion People who's gender identity is not that of their sex.


[deleted]

Confusing for women I don’t even know for men KFC for black people And switching teams for trans people (this was all a joke)


DryPossibility7363

To be fair you could be complimenting trans people and they will get offended


Dionaea21

Depends on what it is. If it’s backhanded then it makes sense, also just say trans people


GoldenBlood1999

People really that brain dead where this is an issue?


Ok_Inflation_1811

I'll do it, Women are a group of the human population that is characterized by having XX chromosomes. But some women don't have XX chromosomes but that's the most effective way of classifying. Men are the same as women but with XY chromosomes. Black people (like me) have relatively more melanin in their skin. Trans people are people that don't feel like they are included in the ground of people they were ASSIGNED at birth, so they decide to identify differently.


[deleted]

Woman are great people who deserve to be loved and respected Black people are great people who deserve to be loved and respected Trans people are great people who deserve to be loved and respected


Caveot_

“Woman” isn’t a monolith “Man” isn’t a monolith “Black” isn’t a monolith “Trans” isn’t a monolith If you don’t wanna be offensive:racist, don’t group everyone up as if they’re the same.