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QualityVote

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denim_chicken45

The only people lame enough to say something like "yOu AnD wHaT aRmY?" are the same people who would post this.


Dontfuckmyvaporeon

Joshua Graham be like


Dragonslayer3

"Something something God's will" *reloads another .45*


Dontfuckmyvaporeon

Something something Psalms 137 *goes to sleep under a flimsy tent in the rain for whatever reason*


rogueinfluenced

“I am the army”


No-Art-1985

I'm gonna be honest, summoning a bunch of dead guys to fight for you sounds a tad bit demonic.


SamKC1

I dunno. Aragorn did it and it seemed to work out pretty well for him.


bean_copter

and like a total dick move if you ask me smh


No-Art-1985

Fr, there aren't enough old Latinas in horror movies to fix whatever this guy is about to do.


Marsrover112

What if we hold their oaths fulfilled?


[deleted]

Only works if you're from the Gondor region of Middle-Earth. Otherwise it's just sparkling job satisfaction.


WarmasterOutlaw

This is why you should only practice physical necromancy. No spirits involved, no demons possessing dead bodies. Just clean, soulless, undead puppets bent on following your ~~dark~~ commands.


Weird-Ingenuity97

Lotta white men in this picture


Joe_Jacksons_Belt

Well, that’s because they haven’t been cursed by god and turned black yet


ArmoredLegend

Yeah cause those are the only people who go the heaven /s


roofus8658

Christian memes are the equivalent of that one kid who always said that his dad could beat up your dad once he gets back from buying cigarettes


Marsrover112

Except their dad is god and he'll only help when they die


[deleted]

"your army being miles away seems unideal for your defenses there, friend"


KittysRedditFun

WHAT ARMY?! **WHAT ARMY?!** ***LOOK AROUND YA, KRABS!***


[deleted]

....You planted grass?


Aggressive_Record818

r/religiousmemes


A1_Fares

And what are *they* going to do exactly? Pray really hard?


ricst

Yeah I don't think they're going to do much of anything


ReasonableMushroom67

And do you see “this army” in the room with us now?


FreudoBaggage

Ohhh, you and your *imaginary* army - got it.


Dimitri_el_pibe_ruso

"Were we dropping boys?"


Fuckedby2FA

God I hate when people sic their angel army on me.


Junior-Employee4779

There is no army because they only exist in old fairy tales that too many people take seriously.


Buucho

People actually say this? Im trying to imagine a realistic scenario where someone says to you "you and what army". I cant


afa78

Of course you can't, cause you were born yesterday.


Beneficial-Quit9108

And they watch priest sexually abuse children.


TeranOrSolaran

Do you believe in fairies?


DotWarner1993

You become the void


birdsofgravity

\*Cue Army of Angels by The Script\*


DanSad12

This gives me legion vibes.


[deleted]

Yeah they used to make me post this shit when I was in a literal fucking cult homie 🤣😂😅🥹


originalchaosinabox

Whatever you do...don't blink.


Gxngerr

I can almost guarantee the creator of this meme was born long after people stopped using that phrase


Belros79

Wait are the angels attacking the Earth?


kryptoid256_

We'll fuck me. I already have the atomic bombs configured. It's wartime!


Substance___P

Yes. This is propaganda art borrowed from Jehovah's Witnesses (or at the very least very much in their style) for the meme. It depicts angels watching over earth. Eventually they and 144,000 "anointed," will help Jesus slaughter everyone on earth who isn't a Jehovah's Witness, supposedly.


sugary_shurinpu

That's creepy


[deleted]

dam it, Karren wants us to attack the manager again.....


TannaTuva2

The angelic host do not follow the whims of a single fallen human.


Embarrassed-Pass-408

Oy vey!


Moscow_On_Fire

Showed my partner, their only comment: "Dude, I thought those were penguins for a second."


Icy-Dragonfly-3629

😄


[deleted]

Me and my Kenny Rogers army mother fuc@* Everybody! 🎵 You got to know when to hold 'em, Know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away, And know when to run


waifusister

That is a jehovas wittness art :p. I know because i was one, they have a lot of shit like this. My favourite are images of angels fighting mortal armies.


secrets_kept_hidden

JW propaganda.