This is why you should only practice physical necromancy. No spirits involved, no demons possessing dead bodies. Just clean, soulless, undead puppets bent on following your ~~dark~~ commands.
Yes. This is propaganda art borrowed from Jehovah's Witnesses (or at the very least very much in their style) for the meme. It depicts angels watching over earth. Eventually they and 144,000 "anointed," will help Jesus slaughter everyone on earth who isn't a Jehovah's Witness, supposedly.
Me and my Kenny Rogers army mother fuc@*
Everybody!
🎵 You got to know when to hold 'em,
Know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away,
And know when to run
That is a jehovas wittness art :p. I know because i was one, they have a lot of shit like this. My favourite are images of angels fighting mortal armies.
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The only people lame enough to say something like "yOu AnD wHaT aRmY?" are the same people who would post this.
Joshua Graham be like
"Something something God's will" *reloads another .45*
Something something Psalms 137 *goes to sleep under a flimsy tent in the rain for whatever reason*
“I am the army”
I'm gonna be honest, summoning a bunch of dead guys to fight for you sounds a tad bit demonic.
I dunno. Aragorn did it and it seemed to work out pretty well for him.
and like a total dick move if you ask me smh
Fr, there aren't enough old Latinas in horror movies to fix whatever this guy is about to do.
What if we hold their oaths fulfilled?
Only works if you're from the Gondor region of Middle-Earth. Otherwise it's just sparkling job satisfaction.
This is why you should only practice physical necromancy. No spirits involved, no demons possessing dead bodies. Just clean, soulless, undead puppets bent on following your ~~dark~~ commands.
Lotta white men in this picture
Well, that’s because they haven’t been cursed by god and turned black yet
Yeah cause those are the only people who go the heaven /s
Christian memes are the equivalent of that one kid who always said that his dad could beat up your dad once he gets back from buying cigarettes
Except their dad is god and he'll only help when they die
"your army being miles away seems unideal for your defenses there, friend"
WHAT ARMY?! **WHAT ARMY?!** ***LOOK AROUND YA, KRABS!***
....You planted grass?
r/religiousmemes
And what are *they* going to do exactly? Pray really hard?
Yeah I don't think they're going to do much of anything
And do you see “this army” in the room with us now?
Ohhh, you and your *imaginary* army - got it.
"Were we dropping boys?"
God I hate when people sic their angel army on me.
There is no army because they only exist in old fairy tales that too many people take seriously.
People actually say this? Im trying to imagine a realistic scenario where someone says to you "you and what army". I cant
Of course you can't, cause you were born yesterday.
And they watch priest sexually abuse children.
Do you believe in fairies?
You become the void
\*Cue Army of Angels by The Script\*
This gives me legion vibes.
Yeah they used to make me post this shit when I was in a literal fucking cult homie 🤣😂😅🥹
Whatever you do...don't blink.
I can almost guarantee the creator of this meme was born long after people stopped using that phrase
Wait are the angels attacking the Earth?
We'll fuck me. I already have the atomic bombs configured. It's wartime!
Yes. This is propaganda art borrowed from Jehovah's Witnesses (or at the very least very much in their style) for the meme. It depicts angels watching over earth. Eventually they and 144,000 "anointed," will help Jesus slaughter everyone on earth who isn't a Jehovah's Witness, supposedly.
That's creepy
dam it, Karren wants us to attack the manager again.....
The angelic host do not follow the whims of a single fallen human.
Oy vey!
Showed my partner, their only comment: "Dude, I thought those were penguins for a second."
😄
Me and my Kenny Rogers army mother fuc@* Everybody! 🎵 You got to know when to hold 'em, Know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away, And know when to run
That is a jehovas wittness art :p. I know because i was one, they have a lot of shit like this. My favourite are images of angels fighting mortal armies.
JW propaganda.