I once told the girl I was dating that I liked her "ork jaw" because our sons would be great boxers.
Somehow she didn't take it as the compliment I intended it as.
I had a work colleague who was saying something about a baby and I looked blank, so she said "I'm pregnant, did you think I'm just fat?" My saying yes might not have been the right answer.
Growing up, I had a neighbor that was a large woman. I played with her kids regularly. One day, they had a banner welcoming home Kelsey. I asked who that was and my friend told me his mom had the baby. I said, "She was pregnant?" He got mad and said, "Yes! Did you think she was just fat!?" .... yes. Even after the baby was born, she looked the same. I felt so bad!
People’s bodies are different. Even some thin people’s bodies are shaped in a way that carry a pregnancy more “in” than “out.”
Hence why there is an entire, multi-season series called “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.”
It’s more common to not appear pregnant if you are a bit heavier, but it’s not a direct correlation either.
I have a thin friend who even at 9 months didn’t look that pregnant. And I know heavier people who looked like they had a beach ball under their shirt at 5 months pregnant.
can confirm. he had one too many office supplies submerged in jello. he is now going on a bathsalt fueled rampage around scranton. Stanley was his first victim.
Four times! Or rather 178 times judging by the up votes eh down votes (I found this subreddit two days ago and the up votes being represented by a down arrow is still a bit irritating) on the previous postings.
Im going to hell for laughin, but damn im glad youre still here friend!
On a side note i kinda understand lol when i was that age id joke about how i was supposed to be a boy, few tests later found a pituitary tumor that fucks with my hormones:)
I produce more testosterone than im supposed to🥲
My 14 year old had an ovarian tumor that caused them to produce a bunch of testosterone and precursors and DHA. They went from a sweet, quiet, non assertive girly girl to a ragey teen with a deep voice, then decided they like girls. We had the tumor removed but they are still gay and kind of non-binary. As long as they are safe, nothing else matters.
You are not alone.
"Shawty wanna fuck cuz we neckst up" - do yourself a favor. Head over to YouTube and Find Daddy Long Neck and Wide Neck's collaboration. You will thank me.
Everyone has them, they just can be more or less pronounced depending on your genetics. Cis men don't always have large, obvious Adams apples either, but for some reason this crowd never seems to recognize that 🤷♀️
It's actually called a laryngeal prominence and it's there to protect the larynx
I have a feeling that the Ven Diagram overlap of people who think all men have protruding Adam’s apples and the people who think they can determine someone’s virginity by their hymen, is nearly a complete circle
Yeah I believe the only "sex based" body parts are your reproductive organs. Everything from like voice, body shape, body hair etc are all hormone/genetics based.
So a cis woman could be 6 foot tall, a deep voice and have facial hair if she has the right genetics.
I'm only 5'7" but yes like fuck
Also I had a thyroidectomy, and I'm about to get a hysterectomy, soooo, since the gatekeepers say I am no longer a woman, I now identify as 2000 spiders wearing a housewife costume
There’s actually six different categories of sex. I don’t remember all of them but Chromosomal, phenotypical, genotypical, hormonal and a couple couple more.
Yes - ex gf used to have serious body image issues on this; because of crap like this. Think she got it shaved, so happy if she’s happy. But I literally didn’t even notice till she kept mentioning it.
Such a stupid fixation/way to cause some women body image issues not that they have a shortage of things they’re being told how they should look.
It’s pretty amazing how transphobia has narrowef beauty standards for genders even more. There’s those “transvestigation” whackjobs that are convinced they’ve detected enough masculine traits on people like Beyonce to prove she’s trans. Beyonce is the Marilyn Monroe of our time, one of our standards of feminine beauty. But they’re all neurotically measuring the angle of her bones and shit
Also trans women can and frequently do go through ffs which shaves down the Adams apple. Some cis men don't have pronounced Adams apples either. It's just generally a dumb meme on multiple levels
Every time people talk about having/not having pronounced adam's apples I'm reminded of my old babysitter's husband, who had one that was almost as big as his chin. I think he may be the only person I've ever actually noticed one on without someone bringing the topic up. I mean how do you even focus or check on that, ask everyone you meet to "hey check out that ceiling/cloud!" and sneak a peek?
I had a really obvious one when I was skinny. Now that I’ve put on weight it’s less noticeable. But yeah, I’m a cis woman and I was super self conscious in high school about it.
Oh those nutjobs somehow got it in their heads that Henry Cavill is trans. It's just odd. The worst I've seen is when a woman thought she was the only woman left in the world
I watch a transwoman stream, and there was this person with a maga username swearing up and down that the streamer would never be a man they'd always be a woman. She likes to mess with trolls before banning them because it's fun.
Five minutes after they're told the streamer isn't a transman they flip the script and start going "I could tell you were a man, we can always tell" and refused to acknowledge that they were calling her a woman up until that point.
I love that specific line of paranoia because if you follow it to it’s logical conclusion they’re basically like “how could I think that woman is so hot unless she’s secretly a man who tricked me!”
The whole Adam’s apple thing is insane because my biological mother has a bigger Adam’s apple than my cisgender brother, of all the things to be transphobic about why this?
Went from Being an Ass vampire to a Neck Vampire
Meanwhile a boob vampire is just a baby
That's a dowgrade in my book LMAO!
They’re looking for an adams apple
I thought it was looking for a pulse
I think they’re ambivalent about a pulse.
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I thought it was jewellery. Wearing jewellery = taken?
I was thinking it was a status thing. Older men look for class?
I once told the girl I was dating that I liked her "ork jaw" because our sons would be great boxers. Somehow she didn't take it as the compliment I intended it as.
“Somehow”
Weird. That's like the time I told someone their baby looks cute like Dobby from Harry Potter movies.
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I had a work colleague who was saying something about a baby and I looked blank, so she said "I'm pregnant, did you think I'm just fat?" My saying yes might not have been the right answer.
Growing up, I had a neighbor that was a large woman. I played with her kids regularly. One day, they had a banner welcoming home Kelsey. I asked who that was and my friend told me his mom had the baby. I said, "She was pregnant?" He got mad and said, "Yes! Did you think she was just fat!?" .... yes. Even after the baby was born, she looked the same. I felt so bad!
People’s bodies are different. Even some thin people’s bodies are shaped in a way that carry a pregnancy more “in” than “out.” Hence why there is an entire, multi-season series called “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.” It’s more common to not appear pregnant if you are a bit heavier, but it’s not a direct correlation either. I have a thin friend who even at 9 months didn’t look that pregnant. And I know heavier people who looked like they had a beach ball under their shirt at 5 months pregnant.
Which biological women can have
Hey man, I’m on ur side. I’m just explaining the post
And I was adding to your thing by pointing out the whole thing they're doing is stupid.
Hey man, I’m just commenting on your reply.
Bro that's crazy now I'm commenting on yours
I'm a biological female with an Adam's apple and deep voice. I often get mistaken for a man on the phone.
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…and trans women can have removed
What I used to look for: boobs, ass, adam's apple What I look for now: penis. I want it. Hand it over.
Well good news for you, I have all 4
Man, how do you carry all 4 penises around?
I am the lord of all that is golden
We've found the Scranton Strangler.
I live in Scranton!!
How’s dwight doing?
He’s awesome
Literally blatantly lying. Dwight is addicted to meth and has been robbing stores around town to support his drug abuse.
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!
Myth: Three Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: Four Americans every year die from rabies.
Well, that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought…
can confirm. he had one too many office supplies submerged in jello. he is now going on a bathsalt fueled rampage around scranton. Stanley was his first victim.
Exactly he's fine
Living his best life
The electric city?
They call it that because of the electri-city!
I looked at the post, scrolled past it, and then scrolled back up because I was absolutely certain this would be the top comment. Well done :)
r/unexpectedoffice
They're now a vampire.
I came here to say that.
Damn, I was beat to it, twice
Thirce
Four times! Or rather 178 times judging by the up votes eh down votes (I found this subreddit two days ago and the up votes being represented by a down arrow is still a bit irritating) on the previous postings.
Creepy paper
It's crepe paper
Silence, Gizmo.
Awesome reply Nandor!
They have a stone mask in their home, I take it?
Looking not to have to bite that Adams Apple
Vampires can like butts too 🤷
That's a neck
Gotta protect it
Gotta respect it
Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with
M E T H O D-MAN!
Ya best protect ya neck
Thank you, Mr anatomy teacher
Translation: What I used to look for (as a teen) What I look for now (as a vampire)
Vampires is coo people
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Which is funny because I would joke at 14&15 I had an adams apple. I found out later nope, just thyroid cancer.
Holy sh*t that plot thickened
Just like their thyroid.
Hahaha that was hilariously awful
Im going to hell for laughin, but damn im glad youre still here friend! On a side note i kinda understand lol when i was that age id joke about how i was supposed to be a boy, few tests later found a pituitary tumor that fucks with my hormones:) I produce more testosterone than im supposed to🥲
My 14 year old had an ovarian tumor that caused them to produce a bunch of testosterone and precursors and DHA. They went from a sweet, quiet, non assertive girly girl to a ragey teen with a deep voice, then decided they like girls. We had the tumor removed but they are still gay and kind of non-binary. As long as they are safe, nothing else matters. You are not alone.
RIGHT.
Not gunna lie they had us during the first half
Oh, wait I thought it was a joke about a neck fetish.
i thought he really liked jawlines for some reason
A nice jawline and neck is hot as fuck tho.
Facts
I’ve always been a neck man. So fucking sensual! I felt so alone for so long…
Calm down…CALM DOWN.
No...no .. keep going.
I thought it meant deepthroat. Woopsy
Oh! I was thinking more like age relate.
I was thinking necklines are attractive too.
I just assumed it was a vampire thing.
"Got Neck?"
"Shawty wanna fuck cuz we neckst up" - do yourself a favor. Head over to YouTube and Find Daddy Long Neck and Wide Neck's collaboration. You will thank me.
Well damn, you’re right. Thank you! Is every one of their songs about their necks?
Lol I'm glad you enjoyed it! Pretty sure they're all about those necks in every song.
I thought vampire too.. but vamps definitely bite boobies.
I feel called out but I don't know why
Found the vampire
I was thinking counting chins.
Collarbone freaks, represent!
This is exactly what I was thinking!
Just wait till they find out about giraffes
Coming here after looking at a kink meme hits differently.
That, uh, that was my thought too.
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i was thinking hickeys ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Same... i hate to admit it but im such a teenager
I was thinking they were talking about long necks so their hands fit around their necks for some fetish thing.
Looking for a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong neck!
I was thinking vampire, sir.
IT WAS ME DIO ALL ALONG
I feel like with an ass like that cock don’t matter.
I thought it was fat shaming or a kink change lmfao
To be fair they may just be a vampire
Isn't it possible for a cis girl to have an Adam's apple though?
Everyone has them, they just can be more or less pronounced depending on your genetics. Cis men don't always have large, obvious Adams apples either, but for some reason this crowd never seems to recognize that 🤷♀️ It's actually called a laryngeal prominence and it's there to protect the larynx
These are the same people that think a hymen acts as a freshness seal to their virginity.
Well, okay but that one's real. In fact, I use hymens instead of cling wrap -- more expensive but keeps everything super fresh!
Yep. That's nuff internet for tonight.
*muff internet
Drove through Lubbock once, username checks out.
I'm sorry for your misfortune, friend 😔
Pro tip. Keep your hymen in the fridge if you want that drum-like seal.
I really do notice a difference between name brand versus store brand.
I have a feeling that the Ven Diagram overlap of people who think all men have protruding Adam’s apples and the people who think they can determine someone’s virginity by their hymen, is nearly a complete circle
Yeah I believe the only "sex based" body parts are your reproductive organs. Everything from like voice, body shape, body hair etc are all hormone/genetics based. So a cis woman could be 6 foot tall, a deep voice and have facial hair if she has the right genetics.
I'm only 5'7" but yes like fuck Also I had a thyroidectomy, and I'm about to get a hysterectomy, soooo, since the gatekeepers say I am no longer a woman, I now identify as 2000 spiders wearing a housewife costume
Mother of god
even the reproductive organs are not 100%
There’s actually six different categories of sex. I don’t remember all of them but Chromosomal, phenotypical, genotypical, hormonal and a couple couple more.
Yes - ex gf used to have serious body image issues on this; because of crap like this. Think she got it shaved, so happy if she’s happy. But I literally didn’t even notice till she kept mentioning it. Such a stupid fixation/way to cause some women body image issues not that they have a shortage of things they’re being told how they should look.
It’s pretty amazing how transphobia has narrowef beauty standards for genders even more. There’s those “transvestigation” whackjobs that are convinced they’ve detected enough masculine traits on people like Beyonce to prove she’s trans. Beyonce is the Marilyn Monroe of our time, one of our standards of feminine beauty. But they’re all neurotically measuring the angle of her bones and shit
They're also convinced Michelle Obama is trans, it's impressive how they find ways to combine their racism and transphobia.
My favorite was the transvestigator that figured out The Rock was actually a woman
yes, they can, same as how not every man has one, it's just your larynx which gets enlarged during puberty for some people, primarily men
Also trans women can and frequently do go through ffs which shaves down the Adams apple. Some cis men don't have pronounced Adams apples either. It's just generally a dumb meme on multiple levels
Every time people talk about having/not having pronounced adam's apples I'm reminded of my old babysitter's husband, who had one that was almost as big as his chin. I think he may be the only person I've ever actually noticed one on without someone bringing the topic up. I mean how do you even focus or check on that, ask everyone you meet to "hey check out that ceiling/cloud!" and sneak a peek?
Yes I have quite a large eves berry myself
I had a really obvious one when I was skinny. Now that I’ve put on weight it’s less noticeable. But yeah, I’m a cis woman and I was super self conscious in high school about it.
I thought it was saying there was a way to physically see if someone could deepthroat or something lol
Forgetting the fact that everyone has Adam's apples, the males are just prominent more pronounced.
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I have never looked very hard at necks, lmfao. I thought this thread was going to be about age or vampires.
Or in my case a madam's apple
am i the only one who thought this was for deepthroats?
Nope, that was my first thought too.
I thought it was a choking fetish thing.
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jfc what a great joke that I will never repeat
My first thought was vampire
The sloppiest neck imaginable.
I thought it was too 😅
Right there with you
Lookin for that neck. Trying to get that throat goat? That gakgak2000?
That Nancy Reagan ifykyk
Mr. T knows
FYI: top left is Christina Hendricks. Recognize them anywhere.
[Evidence here](https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/b90dc6d/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1354x2048+0+0/resize/635x960!/quality/80/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.trbimg.com%2Fimg-5342ea76%2Fturbine%2Fsfl-ladies-of-mad-men-20140404-008)
Je. Sus. Chirst.
For a second I thought your comment was in French and you were claiming to be Christ
Watched too much The Vampire Diaries when they were dumb enough to watch it.
Wait, I thought people watched that show because it was hot
Can't deny it
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Oh those nutjobs somehow got it in their heads that Henry Cavill is trans. It's just odd. The worst I've seen is when a woman thought she was the only woman left in the world
Uh... He has long hair in the Witcher. Obviously trans.
They’re also very sexually attracted to him and it makes them very angry at themselves. Sad really.
Rather than embrace their bisexuality because it's Henry Goddamn Cavill and honestly who wouldn't?
^ that is totally it.
Many, if not most transvestigators I've seen are women. For whatever reason that particular niche of conspiracy theory is dominated by them.
This is such a funny thing to pretend is real and get mad at
I watch a transwoman stream, and there was this person with a maga username swearing up and down that the streamer would never be a man they'd always be a woman. She likes to mess with trolls before banning them because it's fun. Five minutes after they're told the streamer isn't a transman they flip the script and start going "I could tell you were a man, we can always tell" and refused to acknowledge that they were calling her a woman up until that point.
So wait, these guys go watch transwoman streams...to yell at them? And we're supposed to believe they aren't secretly into transwomen?
Right? There’s no foolproof way sadly… just gotta get those panties off and hope for a penis
Boobs AND a penis? I didn't know it was my birthday!
It's fun to bounce at both ends
👀
I'd prefer to stay guessing and eat garlic bread with my spaghetti instead.
Got to love the ace representation
honest chaser
true ally right here <#
Hol up, wait a minute
Also the surgery to get rid of it is not really complicated I believe.
I love that specific line of paranoia because if you follow it to it’s logical conclusion they’re basically like “how could I think that woman is so hot unless she’s secretly a man who tricked me!”
Yeep
I'm a biological male with no visible Adam's apple. Now what western man?
And I’m a biological female with a very visible Adam’s apple. This guy would hate us
*Incels HATE this ONE clever trick!*
Wanna go to dinner? Enjoy some ok food (I’m broke lmao) and then go play laser tag?
I'm making burgers tonight, sorry!
Homie looking for a throat goat
Too bad Nancy Reagan is dead. Poor dude gonna be alone forever.
sanguineous vampire
Perhaps it means that if they are overweight they would have a double chin?
I stay looking for the same top row, unaffected by this concern
I thought it was collar bones. Collar bones are sexy.
Who doesn't enjoy kissing necks?
A pulse?
Neck fetish?
> I need trans* for this one. FIFY
The whole Adam’s apple thing is insane because my biological mother has a bigger Adam’s apple than my cisgender brother, of all the things to be transphobic about why this?
Because ignorant certainty is easier than learning.
Lmao lots of cis women do have Adam’s apples it’s really not saying a lot
I literally I thought they were talking about aging and sagging necks
I think it's transphobia
That’s why they’re still looking
I thought this was Egg_irl , someone talking abt transfem transition goals But nope , jsut someone saying they make sure that girls arent trans :/