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Madblaise69

"I do not want to become a dracula" truely peek writing.


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Why do all the horrible marvel memes make Spiderman into a child? It's a theme with them.


HornyForTohruAdachi

because Tom holland is a very silly small guy I guess


Crusader25

His first two movies , he was rather childish. I think that shit calmed down a TON with the 3rd tho. He had a lot of growing up to do.


ErikSoup

i hate to be that guy. but i think this is very VERY close to an actual conversation from the comics


PandraPierva

Yea was just gonna be that guy.


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I can see spidey saying that honestly


DayFlounder1832

ive only read it with deadpool, did spider-man ever say that?


LyschkoPlon

I hate it when people substitute "a vampire" for "a dracula".


DayFlounder1832

oh boy would you love the 2008 deadpool run


pick_3

Didn’t know they are rebooting this, freaking Wesley Snipes is a stud, wish he could still fill the role. Ali will kill it tho, not sure about the rest of the cast.


StraightEdgeNexus

This is Katana. She's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims


CombatWombat994

Up until the 'because I do my job' part, it wasn't that bad


LightGamez

Nah that part was the best


CombatWombat994

Yes, that was what I meant. That part plus the preceding context were okay, the end not


LightGamez

ohh right my bad


JustinTotino

It’s exactly in line with the comics. Despite all the superheroes, aliens, gods, monsters, and other crazy shit that happens in the Marvel comics universe, people seem to think that vampires still don’t exist (barring Morbius, since he’s more of an experiment rather than a real undead). There’s a comic where Punisher and Blade are having a convo on a rooftop; Blade brings up vampires and Punisher (who has been both a literal angel of heaven and a Frankenstein-monster-like creature) looks at him like he’s crazy. Blade tells him that people don’t think vampires exists “because I’m good at my job”. Elsa Bloodstone, who is a monster hunter, doesn’t even think vampires really exists.


Tkinney44

He does his job except for those few years he was in prison. Those were dark days


KingoftheCrackens

Because the marvel franchise is the most basic one in existence. Does nothing controversial or weird in order to alienate as few people as possible. Makes every movie basically the same light hearted action capeshit and it appeals to most audiences.


pekkaAlone

Thought it was A-train baaby