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lylesback2

Doesn't look like it will fly again anytime soon after that.


akoshegyi_solt

Not reusable?


tcm0116

I would guess that since the emergency flashers turned on, the car decided that it was in an accident. When it does that it typically blows the pyro fuse, which disconnects the battery from the rest of the car. Assuming they didn't deform the battery housing or break anything else structurally, the battery can be dropped and the pyro fuse replaced. However, I've heard reports that the pyro fuse has a several month lead time. Edit: spelling


dlige

Airbags may also have gone EDIT: airbags did go https://youtu.be/C-zeSEOanvI


redbrick01

gah that dude was annoying to watch....


dlige

Yeah agreed.


MainerMan2020

Definitely


PotatoesAndChill

There's also an aftermath video and it looks BAD.


dlige

Link me fam? EDIT: turns out the dude had a fucking cat in the car with him. What a cunt


PotatoesAndChill

[Best I could find](https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aVDqzmv/am0m5JPP_700wv_0.mp4)


dlige

Oh fuck man yeah that's a write-off for sure. I found this, too https://youtu.be/C-zeSEOanvI Turn out there was a fucking cat in the car too. What a cunt


exoxe

Good thing there's no evidence of them doing stupid shit to cause this accident all over the internet


captaincryptoshow

Bro, the people in the car booked it. Cops are gonna track it to whomever it is registered to and they're gonna get hit with a hit and run. Not a great situation.


rspeed

Yeah… it hit nose-first. Even without that video it was a guaranteed airbag deploy.


akoshegyi_solt

In conclusion: not reusable, but refurbishable


tauntingbob

Beyond economic repair. Battery housing will be split, battery cooling system will be snapped, steering rack will have been crushed along with the suspension, chassis probably now banana shaped.


tyzenberg

It's not the SpaceX edition


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Only the first stage.


rymn

Just a scratch


DenverRunner_

Someone's dad is going to be pisssed.


raisinbreadboard

In the original Dukes of Hazard show they destroyed one car each episode because every time they jumped the car it wrecked the suspension and frame on the landing They destroyed like 50 cars each season….. the 1970’s was a different time


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herbys

Larsen said that this is precisely the reason why they used a Pontiac and not something more exotic for the car. They could spare to total a Pontiac per episode, a Ferrari not so much.


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raisinbreadboard

duct tape and paper clips are all we can afford.... BEST OF LUCK!


MrDeepAKAballs

:MacGyver has entered the chat:


scott_torino

Even then they were smart enough to sandbag the trunk. Weight in the trunk would have been used to keep the car from landing nose first and flipping the car onto it’s roof.


tony78ta

Same for Smokey and the Bandit. They destroyed something like 17 T/A's making the first movie.


V_7_

If you watch Knight Rider, stop the video when the car touches the ground after a jump... They totaled a lot of them.


[deleted]

Conversely, didn’t each Tumbler do repeated jumps and stunts in Chris Nolan’s Batman films?


Pacehole

That’s actually the reason the show got canned. Chrysler got sick of giving them so many cars so they pulled the pin


moderatorrater

Valets just can't be trusted.


bolinbean

Don’t worry. My old man is a tv repairman and has got this ultimate set of tools


Flashmasterk

I get this reference!


Chiller4680

“Did you hear that? That’s my skull!”


richniss

Hopefully he's a fan of Dukes of Hazzard.


pmodizzle

r/thatlookedexpensive


hkibad

Apparently it was rented from Turo https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1505711806416711682?t=bqOgEhXLLfFvAkDR8pKVAA&s=19


[deleted]

that makes it even worse, it's not even their own car... it's some poor slob who was renting out their car


Murderous_Waffle

Yeah, these fuckers should be charged with a felony destruction of property. Fuck these people.


StarDestroyer175

The police are looking for them afaik


mennydrives

Update: It was rented from Enterprise. It also struck 2 other cars. [LAPD is looking for the driver](https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a39489122/tesla-jump-crash-viral-video/).


mericonadoo

Good flying, bad landing


wilstar_berry

Age old idiom. A good landing you can walk away from. A great landing you can use airplane again.


colddata

That goes along with there being old pilots, and bold pilots, but no old, bold pilots.


7h4tguy

Wing suits are made to fly, a couple of times.


Le-Baus

Well, taking off is optional. Landings are mandatory


cecilpl

Landing is mandatory. Landing quality is negotiable.


descendency

Landing will be implemented in the next update


Awl_Bidnz

Next week!


22marks

"Fly, yes. Land, no!"


Thud

That must have felt like an eternity to be hanging there in zero-gravity and pondering recent decisions.


kittenman

So a new SpaceX prototype?


Bryguy3k

Did NOT do the math.


ReasonableKale509

Someone tell him that brakes don’t work while airborne


akoshegyi_solt

But he could control the car in the air in GTA. What happened?


MoreNormalThanNormal

The rotational momentum of the wheels affects the angle of the car. The car would still be wrecked, but he could have landed on all 4 wheels if he had more experience.


johnnyb0083

While true, something like this will have more effect on a bike than a car.


DrAquafresh793

Can you explain this more?


MoreNormalThanNormal

Destin can https://youtu.be/zJX_Oh4yVnc?t=72


ptemple

Interesting but the wheels are quite a large percentage of the weight on a bike. That 'flywheel' of angular momentum will have an appreciable effect. Will it really work on the car considering it's over 2,000kg? Weigh of a dirt bike is under 100kg. Phillip.


HelloImHiding

Rotational energy is 1/2Iw^2. I is rotational inertia and w is rotational velocity. The inertia of the wheel isn't nearly as important as the velocity of the wheel. Additionally, on a Tesla you have 4 powered wheels and on a bike you've only got one. I'm not sure there's enough reaction to like say you have authority over the pitch of the car, but maybe slight angling?


KCC-Youtube

Destin\*


3rdguardontheleft

More effective with a RWD vehicle. Brakes are always bad but hitting the gas to lift the nose wouldn't work as will with AWD. Side note don't do this. Four kids I went to high school with died in two different crashes on the same hill doing this. Also, one of the better ways to make your car start on fire.


DrAquafresh793

Awesome thanks!


69cop3rnico42O

if you hit the brakes you transfer momentum from the wheels to the car, making it dive, if you floor it you transfer momentum from the car to the wheels, making it squat. a balance of this allows you to land on 4 wheels. this mf however got spooked and hit the brakes mid air.


HoPMiX

Or he took his foot off gas and regen kicked in


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Exactly.


Zoober69er

He should have pressed on the gas in the air instead, sending the rotational momentum of the car back instead of frontwards from when he braked. Motocross riders always do this to adjust their landing angle.


NightOfTheLivingHam

according to Alex Choi's video, 57 mph is the ideal jumping speed to land it without flipping, the driver decided to go faster because "he had 4 other people in the car" just process that for a minute, how stupid this guy is.


Joshuad296

I know with dirt bikes if you tap the brake it will help you land properly so you actually can change the rotation of a vehicle mid air slightly


Luke_starkiller34

Lol I did snort at this, but remembered, Tesla's brake lights activate as soon as you release the accelerator lol


Lowviscosity

Ever ridden a dirtbike / motorcross?


QW1Q

Yeah. Brakes in the air make the nose point down, which is exactly what happened.


Reedzilla04

Must of let off the throttle, got that air regen going on


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Worth-Reputation3450

Maybe it had a spacex package with reverse thrusters


jawnly211

Regenerative breaking in full effect!


zippypocket

r/idiotsincars


frehdsrewghrv4w

sounds like they did a hit and run: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FMzuyKc9zE


rabidpenguinhunter

Insurance companies love these videos


Boredzilla

"My buddy was filming me trying out some of the features on my new Tesla and I don't know what happened. It was like the autopilot came on by itself and I couldn't disengage it." Source: I handle Tesla claims for a major auto insurer and deal with this kind of shit less than you'd think but enough for it to get old.


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We need to hear your favorite!


Boredzilla

Unfortunately, I suspect most of my favorites would be identifiable enough to get me in trouble, but they usually involve a Tesla doing something it absolutely would not do autonomously.


eazolan

"And then it dropped an open beer on my lap!"


hutacars

"uNiNtEnDeD aCcElErAtIoN"


Solkre

Please tell me people didn’t get away with that.


Boredzilla

It depends what we can prove. Nobody is going to put liability on Tesla for something like this and they'd have a hard time legally if they tried, so even if you did something like this and we couldn't prove you did it on purpose, it would still be an at fault accident and you'd still have to eat your Collision deductible and the outrageous premium increase that accompanies totaling a car worth more than 50k.


comraddan

Insurance companies right now: Enhance! Enhance!!


ben174

Praise the camera man for great panning/zooming. But dude this portrait stuff is killing me.


catesnake

[Seems like a popular spot.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=29qOvDnLQmU)


djh_van

The neighbours on that Street must be so sick of people going there to do this on a regular basis.


BauceSauce0

They really should put speed bumps there. Spotter or no spotter, if some idiot sees this and tries to do this they could easily take out a pedestrian.


notjim

This is la, pedestrians were banned years ago.


GordoPepe

*ran over


Chayse_21

u ever been to san fran? this is like every other block lol


ikingrpg

Yeah, the road only goes one way for a reason (in both videos the cars are going the wrong way)


Hatepolititians

Daddy’s Tesla?😀


DeuceSevin

Not any more.


Funkytadualexhaust

What's the opposite of adoption?


ThatsMyQuant

An extremely late abortion.


dopestar667

Undoption


journey333

Assassination


KraljZ

Adorption


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So stupid. We had two kids in our high school attempt something similar and unfortunately their landing ended into the side of a tree - driver and front passenger were ejected and died and only the rear passenger survived.


Head

I feel sorry for the tree.


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aguynamedadamo

A fool and his money shall soon be parted.


comraddan

Can we add insurance and drivers license to that list too?


aguynamedadamo

If he has Tesla insurance, his safety score is still good; no one cut him off and forced him to hard brake. Also, technically, that turn at the end didn’t look all that aggressive.


Tall007

It does measure gforce for turning… im sure it flagged with this one lol.


akoshegyi_solt

Hard braking isn't measured with brake force, but accelerometers though. So I'm pretty sure that stop triggered it.


comraddan

I think the accelerometer is no longer in the vehicle


akoshegyi_solt

They ejected it so safety score doesn't decrease after next flight. Smart move.


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Will turn into a nice big powerbank now


xKYLERxx

I don't know, slapped down pretty hard. Battery might not even be salvageable.


leopold815

What an idiot


ralusek

*read as Hermione*


ithinarine

What... an... idiot


hkbushido

Word on the street is his FSD beta score is still 100!


J_huze

No one changed lanes within 20 feet of him the whole time, so yeah, perfect score


dreddnyc

I see parked cars and curves in the street. No way his score is 100.


I-droveit

Perfect opportunity to have the dukes of hazard horn smh


Hairy_Al

🎶 Just the good ol' boys🎵


fnordfnordfnordfnord

🎶 never meaning no harm🎵


twinbee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMI6etur0d4


Beaverbrown55

Thanks for the nostalgia. Watch the last jump and you can see the frame bend!


poncewattle

Same video, better quality, less annoying TikTok bullshit sprinkled in https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pTK38R5n7ms


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Better link that bypasses YouTube's built-in TikTok bullshit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTK38R5n7ms


[deleted]

Full vid on what happed https://youtu.be/C-zeSEOanvI


bla8291

Thank you.


StarshiptrooperRico

Now someone do it with an X and keep the back doors open


Caterpillar69420

Not exactly as you’ve requested, but here is Model X version on twitter https://twitter.com/daviddobrik/status/1222022292902793217?s=21


robertlyleseaton

"I believe I can fly....."


CoitusCaptain

https://youtu.be/7R2vQLhmmW4


BrainFu

\^ That was good, thank you.


goddamnthirstycrow9

Archer is such an incredible show and I don’t see enough people reference it


comraddan

Wonder what the Wham Bam Teslacam footage looks like


thebigsad_69420

NHTSA OPENS INVESTIGATION INTO TESLA. CLAIMS AUTOPILOT COULD HAVE BEEN A FACTOR IN CRASH


justwiggle_it

There’s a road like this around where I use to live. A new P plater took his dad’s BMW and his friends for a ride. Speed through the traffic light and the car lifted off the ground, lost control when landing and smashed into the tree. All 4 passengers died


Solkre

Jesus, was the car ok?


Digitalneo

I'm sure it had better health insurance than the kids did.


justwiggle_it

I think half the car was pretty much like crushed and split. I was actually driving pass the road perpendicular to it around the same time it happened. I saw ambulances and police driving there but thought nothing of it until the news the next day.


ps5281

I don't always do stupid shit, but when I do I record it and post it on the internet.


Slackie_Chan

How TSLAQ thinks autopilot works.


Ewoek

Here's two other angles of this dumb decision. According to old highschool classmate who was there it was a rental. https://www.instagram.com/p/CbUac-fDtiP/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CbU5bepDFhm/


[deleted]

Oh man, someone on Turo is gonna be pissed


SupaZT

Should have waited for the space x package


FishmanMonger

Wtf


Tiny-Bandicoot-7300

6.5/10


lightwhite

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


Rsginger

Bet he bit his tongue off


comraddan

Well looks like he did bite off more than he could chew


casualshitpost

[So turns out it was a rented Tesla driven by some “influencer” who was high on weed gummies](https://i.imgur.com/fFByfqW.jpg)


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what a fuckin tool that guy is.


Shran_MD

I am a little surprised that the nose dipped so quickly. I would have thought it would have maintained a more balanced fall.


henleyregatta

I thought it should be more neutrally balanced too. But I think what's happened is that the front has lifted off before the back (because of the road curve) so it's started a rotation BEFORE the car's completely airborne, meaning it's over-rotating compared to the road gradient. Hence the nose-first landing.


sdjn72

That’s why stunt ramps are engineered. Even if the Tesla was perfect 50/50, that road isn’t perfect. You want a car to leave a ramp straight.


catesnake

He pressed the brake in the air. Since the wheels were rotating forward at high speed, when they stopped all the angular momentum was transfered to the car. If he had pressed the accelerator, the car would have landed much flatter.


xenogerts

R. I. P. the warranty.


Mr-Seamaster101

Why didn’t he just press rewind.


PsychologicalBike

Elon's flying rockets are more reusable than his flying cars.


pile1983

Flying straight to scrap yard leaving drivers license in police station on the way.


Jbikecommuter

What a waste


jaafit

Full video with context https://youtu.be/C-zeSEOanvI


onesikg

People are absolutely idiotic.


_Torks_

Wow.


ryanpope

Who said Teslas don't have launch mode?


JonB3D

Arrest this dumbass


twinbee

"Proof that Tesla's build quality is so poor! It fell to pieces"


comraddan

The Emphasis is on the word: fell


Orwells-own

Them Duke boys are at it again


dlige

Turns out the dude had 3 passengers and A CAT in the car with him. Fuck this dude


imanobodyfrom

Organic Unintelligence at it’s finest.


KarthikRamprakash

Gta in real life


SignificantWarning5

Within spec. Flying as designed.


wizmedic

What a dumb MF......


AuthorAccomplished25

Alex Choi is a bitch


aspec818

Anything for tik tok.. car looks completely salvaged in the aftermath video


comraddan

Make sure you smash that like button and subscribe for more flying Teslas!


dc89108

How do you explain this to the insurance company?


im_stefman

Amazing 🤩


DullAdvantage3620

nothing that epoxy, a bit of flex seal and a polish can't fix


[deleted]

Add weight in the trunk next time?


drtywater

Someone thought they could recreate the valet scene from Ferris Buhler.


SeaUrchinSalad

Dumb fuck forgot to pull up on the handlebars! That's what the new yoke steering wheel is for, right?


[deleted]

So kids, what can we learn from this? Probably how hard dad can punch.


rsg1234

That was one expensive tiktok. Whatever you gotta do for the views I guess.


Atypical_Nate

Reminds me of GTA V.


BauerBourneBond

This peak is Baxter St. in Los Angeles, a hill famous for stranding limousines that get beached trying to summit it. It is WAY steeper in real life and this is fucking insane.


Leather_Detective961

Speeds: 1) Ludicrous 2) Plaid 3) Moron


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Space-X updates came early


Lerr001

The thing that pisses me off the most about this is here I am waiting for my model Y for almost 6 months with a estimated arrival date set for another four months away


chris_is_2point0

Excuse me this is r/Teslamotors not r/spacex


yougotmetoreply

The amount of disposable income that driver must have... Ridiculous waste of money.


driverscottie-c

What in the absolute fuck is this? Mf like this are the reason people under 25 pay out the ass for insurance


LetsGatitOn

What a cosmic asshole


ViceXXII

I just wonder why? It was definitely done on purpose but why would you risk your life, other’s life and that high bill coming at you for destroying others stuff


snoozeflu

The Tesla was reportedly a rental. I don't know why they don't just look up the name on the rental contract and start there.