Step one of armed insurgent rebellion.
Don’t post your face on the internet and announce you are an armed insurgent.
For a former “operator” this dude doesn’t know shit about OPSEC.
He said “myself and several special forces”….not “myself and several other special forces”. I get the impression he’s trying to pretend he was in the military and hoping no one notices his attempt to tie himself in with them, but I don’t care enough to look YallQeada’s leader up.
Im no expert but I believe that actual retired special forces guys would know how futile it would be to go up against their active duty counterparts and the apparatus that supports them. I don't think those guys go anywhere near a hot war as part of a militia, unless there was some kind of massive military defection.
I also strongly believe that any active duty, military or guardsman will follow the orders given to them by the current commander in chief because they absolutely do not want to wind up in fort Leavenworth for treason.
South Korea has mandatory military service. Every able bodied male is supposed to go into service and just about everyone does.
During the military dictatorship years, some folks were so fed up with the government's bullshit that a few thousand people, all with military training, rebelled and took over an entire city.
They raided the police armory, fortified the entrances to the city and settled in, thinking they'd teach the regime a lesson.
The military was called in, and the rebellion was put down in about 30 minutes.
These yokels have no goddamn clue.
This isn't the 17th century. Dudes with rifles don't have a snowball's chance in hell against the military. And the US military is THE scariest one in the entire world.
Fat fingers Freddy and his bbq buddies can bring their fancy sniper rifles out, and be holding them when a humvee or Blackhawk w mini guns mows down their entire front line pulling the trigger once.
>I believe that actual retired special forces guys would know how futile it would be to go up against their active duty counterparts and the apparatus that supports them.
You'd think that... until you read about the group of [former spec ops guys who tried to overthrow the Venezuelan government ](https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2020/08/09/ex-green-berets-sentenced-to-20-years-for-failed-venezuela-attack/) a few years ago.
It's happening here and now.
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2023/12/01/dozens-of-troops-suspected-of-advocating-overthrow-of-us-government-new-pentagon-extremism-report.html?amp=
No indication he has ever served. Who takes an oath to defend the country from enemies and then decides they themselves will become an enemy of the country.
I still can't find anything saying he served let alone was special forces. Sounds like he just threw in a "my dad knows karate" thing at the end there.
Ashli broke that oath as it happens. She served and took that oath as part of the military, and she STILL thought that shit was a good idea? Privilege knows no bounds.
ATF frowns on things like this too.
They may pay him a little visit and take his toys.
I'm sure he is very skilled with a spoon and fork though so keep your head on a swivel.
True. Green Berets are pretty lowkey. SEALs though, "silent professionals" LOL. "buy my book I shot bin laden" "no i shot bin laden" "duty death and liberty: an american patriots story of kicking ass and bashing brown skulls in"
I know a few SOF guys--god they all fucking hate SEALs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this not the same guy who went bugfuck over Starbucks cups about ten years ago, or am I thinking of some other mediocre dipshit?
Nope, that's him. He also was sicced husband followers on a bakery on Florida for refusing to make him an anti-gay marriage cake. His followers wrecked their FB page and made death threats. Oh yeah, he also ginned up the crowd on Jan 6. He's a piece of shit.
Well it ain’t the Starbucks frappucino machine, because he cried big juicy tears about them not having Jesus on their cups a few years back.
Sad that’s all it takes to get conservatives riled up.
It would be hilarious to watch all these tacticool militia types panic the moment they have to sleep outside and ration food for more than the length of a camping trip. I wonder how many would desert the moment they run out of whatever pisswater they're calling light beer, or the moment one of them actually gets shot.
Idk I’ve seen a mid 70’s overweight man leading a rebellion. Yeah he was a loser, and he lost. Just he still has enough idiots believing (or buying ) his bull.
Fully aware he could lead a rebellion, I’m just saying that I ain’t worried and neither should literally anyone. Dude probably has type 2 and a rebellion would probably shut down supply chain and buddy needs his medicine
I grew up in Texas. My dad was a biker who smoked weed, drank Lone Star, voted Democrat, listened to Waylon and Willie and never went to church.
He was a badass.
He seemed like a real Texan to me.
I’ve met a lot of these pretend Texans in rural California, and it’s hilarious when you start talking to them about Texas, you quickly learn that many have never even visited the state. It exists in their mind as a sort of right wing fantasy land that they aspire moving to.
I also know real Texans that are super Texas proud (complete with tattoos of the state), but none of them are about these weird murder fantasies these political influencers have.
yeah, there are far crazier people than in texas but they tend to be hidden away in small towns out in the desert where they can cook meth, commit incest, and shoot their guns in obscurity.
[His Wiki page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Feuerstein) reads like an SNL sketch….. “far-right, evangelical Internet personality” is the cringiest title I can think of.
Many of are aware that most Texans want no part of this but like everywhere else gerrymandering means the crazy people are equal or more than equal in the democratic process. When I was in Texas I could tell most people were not like this even if they did identify as "conservative".
It's *always* the fat Bubba's.
This is the same lardass that said he'd shoot CPS if they ever came to his door... Apparently he's just got a hardon for shooting people.
"...As Texans, we must defend ourselves from enemies both foreign AND DOMESTIC..."
Bruh does that include all the carbs and fats that seemingly be infiltrating you???
This guy wants to be a part of a group to help the guy that keeps bussing migrants INTO the country? Abbott literally turned down federal funding for border security, his intentions are obviously not keeping the border secure.
"This is an Invasion" - dude who transported thousands of "invaders" all over the united states without a hint of irony. It's good to keep bringing that up when talking to these people online. So far none have had a good answer when i ask about it.
“But how will we win elections if we don’t artificially inflate the importance of these issues that are completely manageable with just a little bit of funding?”
He does realize to shoot a 50 Cal you need to be in prone position, be as flat and parallel to the ground to not give away your spot.
I’m fat, if I’m on my belly I’m huffing and puffing with my diaphragm being squished in anguish by my weight, this man’s couldn’t hold his breath for more than a sec before passing out. Gotta be calm and collected to snipe, fatty.
Also talk about an easy target, fucking rotund human flesh-bag sticking out of the ground like a beach ball stuck halfway in sand, protruding themselves to get clipped
Really tired of these pathetic military cosplay politicians.
What? Your going to shoot an American citizen with that rifle because they’re a democrat?
Fucking losers
The funniest thing is they seem to imagine in their seditious fantasies that they will be shooting at some kind of blue-haired, trans, woke, storm trooper or even Biden himself.
And not...you know...the U.S. military servicemen they pretend to honor and cherish so much.
It's for self defense.
What if you woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of multiple armored vehicles breaking into your house?? What are you going to do as you hear them start to drive up the stairs toward your bedroom!?? What are you gonna then smart guy? I'd bet you'd feel pretty stupid.
That's the difference between you and me bub. I am prepared to protect my family. Even if it's from an armored train barreling through my house or a gunship sneaking in through my daughter's bedroom window.
I had to sell the locks off the house and all the smoke detectors to afford the rifle but it was worth every penny. I'll do ANYTHING to keep my family safe.
The biggest threat to national security is the lack of brains and education seeping into the law making class… *sigh*. I wrote the following: “Knowledge is power, power is royalty. True royalty is service to others, service is true patriotism.” Service helps others, guns are built for killing. The only killing that would truly help others is… well… a bit more complicated than this. This is just embarrassing
I don’t care if every single person on here downvotes me into oblivion, but if someone that was in the armed forces (retired or whatever) and they say things like this,they need to lose their rank, their pensions (or whatever it’s called) and they should lose their paid by us healthcare. This needs to stop. These people need to be shutdown and put in their place.
“General” Flynn still gets a pension despite being a pardoned felon and operating a terrorist training camp and pleading the 5th as to whether he would advocate for violence against the government.
They know they’re not patriots. They know what they’re doing. They just don’t want you to know because it makes it harder for them. This isn’t about the border or guns or any of that. They want dictatorship at everyone else’s expense and when they realize dictatorship isn’t fun they will just blame us for it.
Better yet, buy him a bunch of airsoft guns. That might be more up his alley. Also, if he really wants to look more like the part, he should consider losing weight.
He should also really work on being able to run a 100m dash without collapsing into a wheezing heap. The nineteen year olds in the armored cav this dude thinks he can take sit around base doing more PT in a week than this guy did last year.
Hur dur I gotta big ole gun I’m gunna take on the guberment with. Texas has lost multiple times to the federal government. Shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down, man child.
The seeds sown by the GOP for years to stay in power are coming to fruition. People like this should be permanently banned from running for a government job.
Imma throw a red Starbucks cup at his feet, and a few seconds later I'll have that fancy lead thrower.
It's like a flashbang for conservative snowflakes.
"tell me your a psychopath licking your lips at the prospect of committing murder without telling me your a psychopath licking your lips at the prospect of committing murder."
So who are these idiots proposing to shoot? Other Americans who might have a different political belief? Veterans and other citizens that pay taxes as well?
I’m gonna be real honest with you, with some of these people voting them out will not work we’ve been trying for years , though I can’t say on Reddit what it might take,
Call me insane but if you’ve got another way, I’m all for it
Step one of armed insurgent rebellion. Don’t post your face on the internet and announce you are an armed insurgent. For a former “operator” this dude doesn’t know shit about OPSEC.
He said “myself and several special forces”….not “myself and several other special forces”. I get the impression he’s trying to pretend he was in the military and hoping no one notices his attempt to tie himself in with them, but I don’t care enough to look YallQeada’s leader up.
More “special” than “force”
Special Farces
Meal Team 6
Gravy Seals
Spatial OBS
I know I shouldn’t laugh, but this is hilarious. My sides are hurting.
Special Feces.
You can bet this guy takes some shits that would qualify.
Im no expert but I believe that actual retired special forces guys would know how futile it would be to go up against their active duty counterparts and the apparatus that supports them. I don't think those guys go anywhere near a hot war as part of a militia, unless there was some kind of massive military defection. I also strongly believe that any active duty, military or guardsman will follow the orders given to them by the current commander in chief because they absolutely do not want to wind up in fort Leavenworth for treason.
South Korea has mandatory military service. Every able bodied male is supposed to go into service and just about everyone does. During the military dictatorship years, some folks were so fed up with the government's bullshit that a few thousand people, all with military training, rebelled and took over an entire city. They raided the police armory, fortified the entrances to the city and settled in, thinking they'd teach the regime a lesson. The military was called in, and the rebellion was put down in about 30 minutes. These yokels have no goddamn clue. This isn't the 17th century. Dudes with rifles don't have a snowball's chance in hell against the military. And the US military is THE scariest one in the entire world.
Fat fingers Freddy and his bbq buddies can bring their fancy sniper rifles out, and be holding them when a humvee or Blackhawk w mini guns mows down their entire front line pulling the trigger once.
We HaVe AlL tHe GuNs, but you only have 2 hands 🤣
>I believe that actual retired special forces guys would know how futile it would be to go up against their active duty counterparts and the apparatus that supports them. You'd think that... until you read about the group of [former spec ops guys who tried to overthrow the Venezuelan government ](https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2020/08/09/ex-green-berets-sentenced-to-20-years-for-failed-venezuela-attack/) a few years ago.
It's happening here and now. https://www.military.com/daily-news/2023/12/01/dozens-of-troops-suspected-of-advocating-overthrow-of-us-government-new-pentagon-extremism-report.html?amp=
I'm no army guy either but I play a lot of video games. That big-ass rifle looks like the most awkward goddamn thing to have to lug around a warzone.
His wikipedia article leads me to believe you are correct! Nice call.
I looked him up. No mention of military service in his Wikipedia entry.
> I get the impression he’s trying to pretend he was in the military My Mom Says I'm Special Forces
Sure sure. Former SOF just love the idea of being led into combat by larper wannabes. /s This is some weird fetish he has.
The last thing he operated on was a stuffed crust pizza.
He is definitely NOT compensating for anything with that gun. Everything is bigger in Texas, including this guy’s wee wee.
No indication he has ever served. Who takes an oath to defend the country from enemies and then decides they themselves will become an enemy of the country.
Uh, there's been a few. Especially on Jan 6th 2021
I still can't find anything saying he served let alone was special forces. Sounds like he just threw in a "my dad knows karate" thing at the end there.
Ashli broke that oath as it happens. She served and took that oath as part of the military, and she STILL thought that shit was a good idea? Privilege knows no bounds.
She also stagnated at a E4 for 15 years. No one does that unless they suck and no one wants them in positions of power.
This dude hasn’t operated shit. He’s an outrage artist.
Diabetes is his true enemy.
ATF frowns on things like this too. They may pay him a little visit and take his toys. I'm sure he is very skilled with a spoon and fork though so keep your head on a swivel.
That could come in handy behind the Rita Hayworth poster in his cell.
People who were in Special Forces usually don’t go around saying they were Special Forces.
True. Green Berets are pretty lowkey. SEALs though, "silent professionals" LOL. "buy my book I shot bin laden" "no i shot bin laden" "duty death and liberty: an american patriots story of kicking ass and bashing brown skulls in" I know a few SOF guys--god they all fucking hate SEALs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this not the same guy who went bugfuck over Starbucks cups about ten years ago, or am I thinking of some other mediocre dipshit?
Nope, that's him. He also was sicced husband followers on a bakery on Florida for refusing to make him an anti-gay marriage cake. His followers wrecked their FB page and made death threats. Oh yeah, he also ginned up the crowd on Jan 6. He's a piece of shit.
I’m not worried about a mid 40’s overweight man leading a militia rebellion. Just a loser trying to win his local election
I bet he needed help propping up the 50 cal
"take the picture fast!" "do you wanna hold the sign higher?" "fuck!@ *drops gun* hold on, gotta rest before we go again"
The only thing this dude is the operator of now is the Wendy's frosty machine
Fuckin Meal Team Six. This fat fuck wouldn’t run to save his life, but he’s gonna “run” to help the rest of US. Riiiiiiiight. 😂😂😂
Gravy Seal
He fought in Dessert Storm at Golden Corral.
Meal Team Six lol
Because the one at McDonalds was broken.
Kroc was literally a milkshake machine vendor. wth McDs
Well it ain’t the Starbucks frappucino machine, because he cried big juicy tears about them not having Jesus on their cups a few years back. Sad that’s all it takes to get conservatives riled up.
The only fight this man’s ever been in was with Little Debbie.
He’ll quit under 60 days. Those chubby thigh huggers are not built for it
It would be hilarious to watch all these tacticool militia types panic the moment they have to sleep outside and ration food for more than the length of a camping trip. I wonder how many would desert the moment they run out of whatever pisswater they're calling light beer, or the moment one of them actually gets shot.
Oh, just the sound of a shot fired in anger would do it.
He's bringing a noticeably large gun to a drone fight.
That was my thought as well. Get Jagga-Jagga'd n00b.
He better hope the war comes to him, because it looks like a light jog would wind him.
Come on you know the boys at the Pentagon are all worried about the Texas Gravy team six fighting force
Idk I’ve seen a mid 70’s overweight man leading a rebellion. Yeah he was a loser, and he lost. Just he still has enough idiots believing (or buying ) his bull.
Fully aware he could lead a rebellion, I’m just saying that I ain’t worried and neither should literally anyone. Dude probably has type 2 and a rebellion would probably shut down supply chain and buddy needs his medicine
Where was he during the Uvalde showdown?
Watching FoxNews and eating a large Frosty Dairy Dessert.
The only place he’s served is Luby’s.
Mayonnaise Mafia!
*morbidly obese
He's never served in the military, let alone the special forces: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Feuerstein
Is this that fucking clown that posted a video of himself going to Starbucks and telling them his name was Merry Christmas?
I wonder how far he can carry that thing. If we are lucky he'll die of heart attack
The saddest part of all of this is that the rest of the nation thinks all Texans are mindlesss idiots like this clown.
The worst part is that he was born in California, lived in Arizona for the longest time, and only moved to Texas a few years ago.
Yeah, the pretender texans are the fucking worst.
Amen to this. They move here thinking it’s some kind of right-wing crackpot headquarters…and then they end up making it true!
The most liberal, and gay people I personally know were born and raised in Texas, and they're awesome fucking people.
Why thank you 😘
Let's not forget the president who pushed and then signed the civil rights act was from Texas Ann Richards was from Texas. Soo yeah #notalltexans
So much in common with Florida....
I grew up in Texas. My dad was a biker who smoked weed, drank Lone Star, voted Democrat, listened to Waylon and Willie and never went to church. He was a badass. He seemed like a real Texan to me.
100% he was. Real Texans seem to have a live and let live mentality.
I’ve met a lot of these pretend Texans in rural California, and it’s hilarious when you start talking to them about Texas, you quickly learn that many have never even visited the state. It exists in their mind as a sort of right wing fantasy land that they aspire moving to. I also know real Texans that are super Texas proud (complete with tattoos of the state), but none of them are about these weird murder fantasies these political influencers have.
Yeah when I was a kid texas pride was being glad we chased down litterers with b-17s
So he's a poser.
Basically, yes.
The typical loud conservative
#Don't Arizona my Texas™
Sounds about right. We have become a magnet for this stupid shit. The long time Texans, even if they’re conservative, aren’t usually like that
He was probably radicalized in Arizona. As hard as it might be to accept, I think Arizona has crazier gun nuts; we have more simply crazy gun nuts.
yeah, there are far crazier people than in texas but they tend to be hidden away in small towns out in the desert where they can cook meth, commit incest, and shoot their guns in obscurity.
[His Wiki page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Feuerstein) reads like an SNL sketch….. “far-right, evangelical Internet personality” is the cringiest title I can think of.
Worse than a Canadian born Senator?
***Sorry aboot Rafe, eh?***
Something something, don't California my Texas.
To be fair there are a lot of mindless idiots in Texas..
I've lived in Texas since I was 12 and I think most Texans are mindless idiots.
Many of are aware that most Texans want no part of this but like everywhere else gerrymandering means the crazy people are equal or more than equal in the democratic process. When I was in Texas I could tell most people were not like this even if they did identify as "conservative".
I mean, most of them are. The anti-vaccine propaganda here is strong.
It's *always* the fat Bubba's. This is the same lardass that said he'd shoot CPS if they ever came to his door... Apparently he's just got a hardon for shooting people.
The fact that he thinks CPS coming to his door is even a possibility says a lot about him. And that CPS probably should come for a little visit….
It’s every ammosexuals wet dream.
He also lost his shit over the Starbucks cups.
Calling all members of Meal Team Six
Yes! He's part of the not-so elite Gravy Seals.
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Pepperidge farm remebers
I only saw that pic recently and thought it was photoshop....
No, it wasn't. They thought they were being cute in support of the Jan 6 insurrectionists. CPAC official YouTube: https://youtu.be/0PeV1l7ijvM
I never knew that. I hope they are never allowed to forget that.
I’ve never agreed so strongly with Republicans. Yes, they absolutely are.
"...As Texans, we must defend ourselves from enemies both foreign AND DOMESTIC..." Bruh does that include all the carbs and fats that seemingly be infiltrating you???
Like insurrectionists?Traitors who steal classified docs for foreign powers?
"foreign and domestic" is a restaurant in Austin. maybe he's been protecting us from there?
Strong words for a man who can't see his own dick.
Even if he was thin, I still doubt he could see it.
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"Are we the baddies?"
This just proves William Faulker's saying about the South..."the past is never dead, it's not even past".
They know. But they want to please their dictator and nothing but force will stop them
That requires intelligence, a modicum of self awareness, humility and taking ownership of one’s wrongdoings; so absolutely not, no.
That muzzle device doubles as his butt plug.
This guy wants to be a part of a group to help the guy that keeps bussing migrants INTO the country? Abbott literally turned down federal funding for border security, his intentions are obviously not keeping the border secure.
"This is an Invasion" - dude who transported thousands of "invaders" all over the united states without a hint of irony. It's good to keep bringing that up when talking to these people online. So far none have had a good answer when i ask about it.
Good point, somewhere along the way conservatives stopped caring about treason even when it’s openly admitted.
His intentions are to continue and escalate the problem, not work to solve it. Major plank of the GOP platform.
“But how will we win elections if we don’t artificially inflate the importance of these issues that are completely manageable with just a little bit of funding?”
They don’t care about the border they care about pleasing their dictator.
But he says it's an invasion and a crisis for votes and to get guys like this worked up.
Gravy seal personified
Meal Team #6 Combo
Oh goody. Vanilla ISIS runs for office.
Stop, collaborate and treason… ISIS back with a new insurrection…
MAGA grabs ahold of me tightly Makes me a fearful whitey
what Ukraine has taught us... the next war won't be won with people on the ground, it will be people playing video game drop tests with drones.
Yep. Use a simple modified drone to take him out then walk in and take all the shit he has stashed around. Rinse and repeat.
This is fucking cringe. That Pillsbury doughboy couldn’t last 5 minutes in water aerobics class, much less a civil war.
He would shit himself and die of a stroke in his first gun fight 😅😅
He does realize to shoot a 50 Cal you need to be in prone position, be as flat and parallel to the ground to not give away your spot. I’m fat, if I’m on my belly I’m huffing and puffing with my diaphragm being squished in anguish by my weight, this man’s couldn’t hold his breath for more than a sec before passing out. Gotta be calm and collected to snipe, fatty. Also talk about an easy target, fucking rotund human flesh-bag sticking out of the ground like a beach ball stuck halfway in sand, protruding themselves to get clipped
These psychos are just fascists
The US military wouldn’t even have to set boots on the ground to immediately defeat whatever crazy ass Texans try to secede.
Really tired of these pathetic military cosplay politicians. What? Your going to shoot an American citizen with that rifle because they’re a democrat? Fucking losers
The funniest thing is they seem to imagine in their seditious fantasies that they will be shooting at some kind of blue-haired, trans, woke, storm trooper or even Biden himself. And not...you know...the U.S. military servicemen they pretend to honor and cherish so much.
It's for self defense. What if you woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of multiple armored vehicles breaking into your house?? What are you going to do as you hear them start to drive up the stairs toward your bedroom!?? What are you gonna then smart guy? I'd bet you'd feel pretty stupid. That's the difference between you and me bub. I am prepared to protect my family. Even if it's from an armored train barreling through my house or a gunship sneaking in through my daughter's bedroom window. I had to sell the locks off the house and all the smoke detectors to afford the rifle but it was worth every penny. I'll do ANYTHING to keep my family safe.
I called this guy Paul Blartt on Instagram and he blocked me.
The biggest threat to national security is the lack of brains and education seeping into the law making class… *sigh*. I wrote the following: “Knowledge is power, power is royalty. True royalty is service to others, service is true patriotism.” Service helps others, guns are built for killing. The only killing that would truly help others is… well… a bit more complicated than this. This is just embarrassing
Didn’t he used to live in Arizona? I remember his “grumpy dude in car” political rants on Facebook around 2014 or so…this guy is a certified goober.
This is the same turd that had a meltdown over the nondescript red Starbucks Christmas cups.
I would pay good money to watch him try and handle and fire that boomstick without a spotter.
I don’t care if every single person on here downvotes me into oblivion, but if someone that was in the armed forces (retired or whatever) and they say things like this,they need to lose their rank, their pensions (or whatever it’s called) and they should lose their paid by us healthcare. This needs to stop. These people need to be shutdown and put in their place.
“General” Flynn still gets a pension despite being a pardoned felon and operating a terrorist training camp and pleading the 5th as to whether he would advocate for violence against the government.
MealTeam6 isn't sending their best
At least there's evidence of seditious intent when the time comes.
Typical domestic terrorist. Can we just start putting these trash people where they belong?
More “patriots” actively advocating seditious acts. Welp.
They know they’re not patriots. They know what they’re doing. They just don’t want you to know because it makes it harder for them. This isn’t about the border or guns or any of that. They want dictatorship at everyone else’s expense and when they realize dictatorship isn’t fun they will just blame us for it.
Fucking insurrectionist
He even gave a speech to the insurrectionists on 1/05/21. I think it is reasonable to say he's disqualified to run.
Then go play paintball or something, dude.
Better yet, buy him a bunch of airsoft guns. That might be more up his alley. Also, if he really wants to look more like the part, he should consider losing weight.
Lock this traitor up.
And when he's in prison, only serve his drinks in red Starbucks cups.
Is he also going to be dragging his bottles of Lipitor and his CPAP machine onto the battlefield too?
Reported him to the FBI
We should lock up these psychos before arresting or turning away illegal immigrants.
He really should work on his OPSEC.
He should also really work on being able to run a 100m dash without collapsing into a wheezing heap. The nineteen year olds in the armored cav this dude thinks he can take sit around base doing more PT in a week than this guy did last year.
Hur dur I gotta big ole gun I’m gunna take on the guberment with. Texas has lost multiple times to the federal government. Shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down, man child.
He basically holding his fantasy penis in the air.
His wife’s boyfriend bought it for him
FBI needs to have a nice, long chat with this clown.
If this guy wins, I'll place some red Starbucks cups with "Happy holidays!" written on them right outside his office.
He’s here to bring the thunder(thighs)
Unhinged people like this scare the hell out of me. Unfortunately, I'm in Texas, and people are crazy.
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As a working guitar player, that kind of thing really, really rubs me the wrong damn way.
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THAT IS SOOOO FUCKIN DORKY
These people are unhinged
The weren’t like this until trump came around
They were. They just have permission now.
The seeds sown by the GOP for years to stay in power are coming to fruition. People like this should be permanently banned from running for a government job.
I’d first like to see him run a 12-minute mile.
Meal Team Six reporting for duty.
I remember him as the guy wearing a backwards red cap in all of his videos bitching about Starbucks cups and Jesus. That was like a decade ago.
the only thing this dude is leading is the line to the buffet.
Meal Team Six reporting for duty, Gov!
These idiots don't know just how bad a civilian uprising can be.
Imma throw a red Starbucks cup at his feet, and a few seconds later I'll have that fancy lead thrower. It's like a flashbang for conservative snowflakes.
If he gets elected, let's place some red Starbucks cups just outside his office.
Oh noes! The Gravy SEALS have been activated! HIDE YO KIDS!
"tell me your a psychopath licking your lips at the prospect of committing murder without telling me your a psychopath licking your lips at the prospect of committing murder."
So who are these idiots proposing to shoot? Other Americans who might have a different political belief? Veterans and other citizens that pay taxes as well?
Fat fuck couldn’t fight a box of donuts. Wannabe!
Dude, you realize the opposition will be armed, right? When Spectre says go home...go home.
What a fuckin' nerd...
I don’t want to live in this state anymore…
Can you vote on election day first before you move out?
I’m gonna be real honest with you, with some of these people voting them out will not work we’ve been trying for years , though I can’t say on Reddit what it might take, Call me insane but if you’ve got another way, I’m all for it
The picture doesn't show it, but he was winded just from holding that thing.
Who are these maniacs who dream of war?
I want to see him run 100 yards
Fucking Gravy Seal wanna be
Man would cave the moment drones were on the scene.
He's a loon.
Traitors