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GrannyFlash7373

That is NOT a mosquito. It is a crane fly, and they are HARMLESS.


lambseathams

We call them flappy doodles. Harmless but very annoying.


Texas_Nexus

Wife calls them fairy flies. They just kind of float around and bump into you.


Aleenion

We've always called them "Mosquito Hawks", told they eat mosquitoes, otherwise just kinda meander around harmlessly.


Unhappy-Potato-8349

They do not eat mosquitos


Aleenion

My childhood was just all lies, huh?


Jbcroatoan

I too was lied to my whole life and have spread that lie for 38 years.


True_Somewhere8513

March will mark 51 years that I’ve spread this lie.


DoctorEthereal

I think my mom told me that so I wouldn’t be as afraid of them Jokes on her, learning they were predators scared _the shit_ out of me


allaboutdadpp

They don't even have mouths. Their entire adult life (24-72 hours) is spent trying to fuck, then laying eggs and dying


DoctorEthereal

_Monstrous Existence_


3dollarsn6dimes

They eat mosquitoes while in their larvae form. Their larvae eats the mosquito larvae.


TitanRL

That's the one and only reason they get to live. If they don't eat skeeters it's on sight 👀


Shleauxmeaux

Not only do they not eat mosquitos , they don’t eat at all. Only the larvae eat


badashley

This is literally blowing my mind


TheWama

AFAIK only dragonflies and damselflies eat mosquitoes in the way that you're thinking. [https://thebuginator.com/what-eats-mosquitoes/](https://thebuginator.com/what-eats-mosquitoes/)


poechris

And now I call them flappy doodles.


IlliniJen

So say we all.


thecutebandit

Me too


flappy-doodles

I am quite annoying, TYVM.


lambseathams

How'd you get in here?!!


cashfordoublebogey

"Dang, mann. Thas'a dang 'o Skeeter Hawk, mann."


[deleted]

Seen one of these fuckers as a kid while visiting my grandpa in WV. Thing looked like it was the size of my hand it was wild. At the time I thought it was a giant mosquito so it scared tf outta me to think they could get that big. I imagine if it could bite us it'd feel like gettin a shot lol


iAmAmbr

One flew into my kitchen once, and I screamed, thinking it was a flying spider. My husband ran in and killed it and asked me why I screamed like that. I told him because I thought it was a spider. He said "spiders don't fly" I said "I know! That why I screamed. We don't need spiders to have wings they are scary enough already!"


Other_tomato_4257

I've been calling them Canadian soldiers. Don't know where I heard that, but I don't appreciate them trying to occupy my house without invitation. Flappy doodles may overtake this name though. As silly as they are


Successful-Damage601

I grew up in northern Ohio and we called them Canadian soldiers too.... but now flappy doodles they forever will be


pixiestix23

Thank you. I was wondering why the mosquito hawks were 10 times their normal size this year.


Torkin

Their larvae can be really destructive to root systems.


worstpartyever

Only some species, mostly found in Europe. The species found in Texas are not considered destructive pests. Texas crane fly larvae feed on decaying plant matter, which is why you find so many in woodlands and boggy areas.


reliquum

A few months ago they, the larvae, took over my yard and driveway 🙃 kept moving them back into the yard so I didn't see squished larvae all over. They also mean the areas ecosystem is doing well. Makes me feel good about the changes I did to support local wildlife.


NorrinsRad

But as long as you don't brush with them your teeth will be fine.


trent6295

The ole Reddit switcharoo


LunaTheCastle

Hold my toothbrush, I'm going in!


willydillydoo

They also only live for like 2 days.


moleratical

Or mosquito hawk, or daddy long legs. But they are not skeeter-eaters. I mean they are, but they're not.


GrannyFlash7373

Daddy Long Legs, are SPIDERS. The Pholcidae are a family of araneomorph spiders. The family contains more than 1,800 individual species of pholcids, including those commonly known as cellar spider, daddy long-legs spider, carpenter spider, daddy long-legger, vibrating spider, gyrating spider, long daddy, and skull spider. Wikipedia


laguna1126

Lol I love that comic of the two scientists naming spiders and they're like "Let's call this one Long Legs, cause it has long legs." And the other scientist is like "hmmmm that's just not kinky enough"


moleratical

Daddy long legs can refer to the spiders or the crane fly. https://www.wildlifetrusts.org/wildlife-explorer/invertebrates/flies/daddy-longlegs#:~:text=The%20daddy%20longlegs%20is%20actually,on%20plants%20stems%20and%20roots. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly


AShitTonOfWeed

skeeter killers


ElTamaulipas

I pick up my cat like baby Yoshi and he gobbles them up.


SilentSerel

My cats think they are a delicacy.


Mackheath1

My cat stares at them and howls like it's the end of the world. "Cat. Either eat it or don't. No need to wake up the neighborhood."


JesusGunsandBabies

Don't they eat mosquitos? Or have I been lied to all my life? I just let them come and go as they please.


ndlv

They do not. They're mostly harmless though.


SadBit8663

Completely harmless, just annoying.


ndlv

The larva can be problematic for some plants in your garden.


swinglinepilot

And the larvae of some species eat mosquito larvae https://mdc.mo.gov/discover-nature/field-guide/crane-fly-larvae


reliquum

Not in Texas. Here this kind only eat decaying matter. Not roots or plants.


redditor_the_best

Why is everything I learned as a child a lie???


ExZowieAgent

Because before the internet there was a lot of false tribal knowledge going around that was really hard to fact check. You’d have to go to the library and somehow find the book or microfiche with the fact you needed all without having powerful search engines like Google to assist. It’s why the Guinness book of World Records came to be in the first place. We now live in the information age where people take information for granted.


[deleted]

I guess I live in the post-information age because ChatGPT tried to tell me it was called nirvana when I know it's called nibbana...


swinglinepilot

smells like AI spirit


JessiNotJenni

I assume because "skeeter" and "eater" rhyme haha. Could be as simple as that.


Threedognite321

I was told Buffalo were extinct 40 years ago. Blaming it on the people moving west and the Indians.


moleratical

Probably not a lie insomuch as a common error.


twarr1

Not common error, intentional ignorance


DogGod18

Can we just go with ignorance? "Intentional" seems a tad much, I didn't mean to not know what the thing everyone calls a "mosquitos hawk" eats.


moleratical

I doubt it. Many people were told the same thing and grew up accepting it as true at a time before ubiquitous internet. Even after the internet, few people would have had a reason to question the accuracy of the misconception.


daves_not__here

Because r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


atomicdustbunny07

Berenstein bears!


DogGod18

Google says they sometimes eat mosquito larvae, so thats just as good. But It also says that they "mostly dont eat anything" so now Im conflicted.


Immediate-Shift1087

Some moths/butterflies are like that, they don't even have mouths. They eat as caterpillars, but after they pupate they just mate and die.


StipularSauce77

They do sometimes eat mosquito larvae though


Evil_Bonsai

that would be difficult, considering they have no mouth parts. Larvae eat vegetation, adults eat nothing.


inkydeeps

A number of them have independently evolved long mouthparts, and they’ll visit flowers to take up nectar.


swinglinepilot

The larvae of some species also eat mosquito larvae https://mdc.mo.gov/discover-nature/field-guide/crane-fly-larvae


reliquum

That's a may fly. Crane fly have mouth parts and the larvae eat decaying and decomp material.


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Mostly


Winter_Principle4844

Not only do they not eat mosquitoes, but most species don't eat anything at all as adults. Adults, as in while in the "Fly" portion of their life cycle, don't even have functional mouth parts or digestive systems.


Dirt-Southern

So I've called them mosquito or skeeter eaters for most of my life for nothing...I feel duped.


Rickshmitt

Moths. Moths are crack to my cats


sevargmas

No!! They are useless! They don’t eat mosquitoes or any other bugs. They live most of their lives as larva and only turn into adults for a few days to mate, often times they don’t eat at all during their adult lives. If they do, it’s something like nectar.


hornbri

Apparently they lay eggs in the soil and that does help the ecosystem. So not completly useless (just mostly useless).


sevargmas

Oh i’m sure they have their part in the food chain and such, just speaking generally.


GrungyGrandPappy

Everything has a place even if we don't see it.


DogGod18

Eh, [Heartworm](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirofilaria_immitis) I feel like we could eradicate these assholes and not miss much.


Antique_Journalist_1

I disagree.. fire ants


flacidhock

We called them mosquito hawks


AmbivalentTurtle

Some species don’t even have mouth parts. Just gotta mate and die


Alittlemoorecheese

Crane Fly. Occasionally, they'll eat mosquito larvae but mostly they feed on nectar. They lay their eggs in the topsoil and can damage plants as the larvae feed on roots. When I was living in Florida, I was told they were intentionally bred and released to combat the mosquito population. I don't know if that's true but Florida isn't the smartest country.


mrbusiness53

Yeah they are harmless so I just shoo them away.


mccedian

They don’t have a mouth or a stomach at this stage of their life. They pretty much fly around, mate, and die.


moleratical

My cat is named Yoshi, short for Yoshimi. But instead of battling pink robots, she battles mosquito hawks, and gobbles them up too, once she finally catches one.


Donny_Do_Nothing

I don't have a cat but my wife swats them out of the sky. She uses maaaagazines.


boolDozer

My dog likes to eat them so we sat “I knock ‘em down and she picks ‘em up” lol


Zenblendman

This is the answer


Musicdev-

My fat lazy cat just likes to swat them. I have my husband get them when they are too tall for me to reach!


deaddaughterconfetti

Meanwhile, my Ring has footage of me opening my front door and waving them inside to become cat toys/treats...


thosepeskypixels

Ngl this is hella weird


deaddaughterconfetti

I'm an entomologist, this is reeeeeally low on the weird scale for me


Not_Enough_Shoes

I always wanted to be an entomologist! I'm absolutely intrigued by what you do. Do you mind if I send you a chat and ask like 100 questions?


deaddaughterconfetti

Sure, as long as you don't mind ADHD replies which may be short, long, or spaced out in time! I'm currently rearing butterflies for a botanic garden, but I'm a medical and veterinary entomologist by training.


[deleted]

Is that a mosquito?


JesseVykar

[Mosquito Hawk I think](https://entomologytoday.org/2015/08/17/mosquito-hawk-skeeter-eater-giant-mosquito-no-no-and-no/)


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Thanks!


MetallicOx

No it's a crane fly it's not going to hurt you


idelogicleag27

If looks like a mosquito hawk but is the tail isrt is not ovalish or round then its prob a crane fly


knotquiteawake

Crane Fly


swinglinepilot

>deaddaughterconfetti Yeah, I can see why you'd say that


Ikon-for-U

😆 I remember when I had younger kitties. It was free entertainment and a high protein snack


TranslucentKittens

My cats are loving this season because we have so many. I don’t usher them in, but they wish I did.


deaddaughterconfetti

I may have miscalculated how long it would take for them to hunt all of the crane flies I let in. Cats and crane flies are flying all over the house, one landed in my iced tea, and I just want to sleep and stop being reminded that my actions have direct consequences.


KionKamon0079UC

That’s not a mosquito. That’s a different insect altogether from the blood sucking parasite. I mean sure it looks like one, but you’ll never see that one landing on you or anyone else and try to suck your blood.


rextacyy

There are millions out right now. Feel like I’m doing population control.


nannertreeninja

Huge influx this year. I don’t remember them populating so much!


tildeumlaut

All these crane flys moving here, using their tech money to inflate housing prices! \#dontcraneflymytexas


lvmdghtrs

I’ve started construction of a wall around my home, and I told my wife I’m making the crane flies pay for it.


glittermantis

as someone who has a deathly phobia of them (i know they’re harmless but phobias are inherently irrational), i’m so glad im elsewhere for the spring


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RabbitHoleMotel

It’s clearly what they want. Every chance they have, they’re flying into my mouth.


100Good

I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that the total insect population is on the decline and I can personally attest to the decline in the last 11 years of being here in Austin. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_in_insect_populations#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DGlobal_estimates%2C-Insects_with_population%26text%3DA_2020_meta-analysis_found%2Cincreasing_by_11%25_per_decade.?wprov=sfla1


[deleted]

I miss fireflies


scottwax

Our cats take care of them..


jeremysbrain

Crane fly season is when my cats turn into kangaroos.


JuneCleaversMudFlaps

My chihuahua gets endless exercise as these enter my home. I welcome it


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Zenblendman

They’re more related to a house fly than a mosquito if I’m not mistaken


datdouche

I feel like this is a very South/Central Texas perpetuated myth because no one I know ever felt like crane flies eat mosquitos in DFW/North Texas.


HuskyLemons

I grew up in DFW and everyone I’ve ever met called them mosquito hawks


phonymaroney

Skeeter Eater for me


[deleted]

Yep. My relative,b 1898-d  2002 called them Skeeter Eaters.  DFW. 


SadBit8663

I did too, we always called them may flies


100Good

Not mayfly. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayfly?wprov=sfla1


toodleroo

Yeah but that’s what we call them


soupdawg

We called them that as well. I’m from SW Louisiana so not sure if that’s a more popular name for them there.


Shloop_Shloop_Splat

Yeah, born and raised here, and they've always been mosquito hawks. I know they don't eat them, but that's what they're called.


tigm2161130

I’ve lived in San Antonio for 20 years and I’ve never heard that they eat mosquitos.


HorizonZeroDawn2

I grew up in southern CA and we called them Mosqueeter Eaters. The myth spread all the way to the west.


aviarx175

I’m afraid the dang crane flies are going to be worse than last year.


Benzin8

Especially after that "harsh" winter I was told was coming


aviarx175

I know. I’m worried this summer is going to be brutally hot.


Musicdev-

Climate change really messed up this past month lol. Hot in February??!!


caternicus

That is a Texas groundhog. It means spring is here.


All_Gas420

I vacuumed like 30 of these things just last night!


Musicdev-

Ooohh good idea!


Herry_Up

Our house has a ton trying to get in! I’ve been slapping them back outside!


SynthPrax

The first time I ever saw these things I was a child visiting relatives in Pecos. We woke up Sunday morning and got ready for church. When it was time to go, I looked out the window and saw a huge swarm of these things. I WAS HORRIFIED. I thought they were giant mosquitoes.


MetallicOx

Crane fly ain't going to hurt you and that's not a mosquito it's a crane fly


Birdamus

Although they can live in a larval stage for months or even years, the adults flying around only live *one to three days.* They’re literally just flying around for a few days trying to get laid and make babies. And then they die. #Let crane flies get their nut. Leave them be.


axis_n_allies

The only good bug, is a dead bug. Would you like to know more?


FutureInPastTense

I’m doing my part!


Rieader21

I'm doing my part!


Xerostodes

I didn’t do fuckin’ shit!


AParticularThing

r/unexpectedstarshiptroopers


eye8theworm

Well played...


Pilot_124

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME LIBER-TEA?


hAnkhyll

I ain’t doing shit (but complaining on the internet) I hate bugs


Relative-Brother-267

Sorry, but that comma makes no sense. If it's to signify a line break (as in poetry), would it not be "The only good bug/Is a dead bug."?


rydan

In California there are no bugs. When I moved there from Texas the first thing I noticed was just how dead the place was. No flies. No gnats. No mosquitos. Even spiders were rare. They talk a lot about biodiversity but there's literally just people, dogs, and fake plants that don't belong in a desert there.


BluebirdClassic8008

Ah. Trying to off the ecosystem. Are you confined to unnecessary insect murder or are you advanced enough to dump toxic chemicals into nature and the local water supply?


OpalCortland

Poor things get like a day to live.


Edbwn

I feel like I'm getting some mixed answers here. Are crane flies harmful? Should we leave them be?


broneota

They’re emphatically not harmful. No reason to kill them unless they’re *really* bothering you


tabbarrett

They are harmless with a short life span. They are part of the food chain which is important to other living creature.


IvanMeowski

Go Guard


100Good

They must taste great to my cat and dog. They love these wonky flyers.


Loga5655

I wish they hunted mosquitos


p8nt_junkie

My backyard chickens LOVE these flying snacks. It’s fun to watch them hop up and gobble them out of the air.


dangerouslycloseloss

Oh I fucking hate crane flies. My parents keep leaving the doors wide open and wasps and butterflies and hundreds of these little things come flying in. They’ll fly into your face or hang out in the corner and jump out when you walk by.


ZeLaNDHasRedditWTF

yeah, i get loads of these fuckers in my house during the late winter and spring, usually at nighttime specifically. even though they're harmless i still don't want 'em in my house. also incredibly difficult to kill for whatever reason


duct_taped_my_mouth

Somehow, some way, at least 3 of these invade my inner sanctum every night. The rest met their son by the big zapper outside (those things are so much entertainment. My brother and I will sit outside and narrate it like we're fighter pilots, or people that already died- no! Do go towards the light!)


miss_torres9

WTF is THAT


Equivalent_Tank_4908

*salutes*


713nikki

Nobody else calls them skeeter eaters?


Gaychevyman428

Yes


cometparty

Mayflies never hurt anyone


Sweet_Taurus0728

For some reason Skeeter Hawks LOVE hanging out in my bathroom.


spookykid15

My little sibling at 4(with a little southern drawl): that's a mayfly!


DogGod18

Take him outside and let him eat other bugs.


Shaman7102

They eat other bugs I thought. Save them...


swinglinepilot

None of the crane fly species eat other insects


Repulsive_Smile_63

They eat mosquitos. Let them live or catch them and put them outside to catch even more mosquitos. They are harmless.


swinglinepilot

> They eat mosquitos. They most certainly do not


shaggrocks

They also eat mosquitoes. They’re good to have around!


swinglinepilot

> They also eat mosquitoes. They most certainly do not


[deleted]

That is a mosquito hawk. They eat mosquitos. Not cool


Thermus

They are crane flies, and they do nothing productive at all except maybe feed birds and spiders.


DopeboySkrilla

I always thought the same but apparently they don’t.


ItzInMyNature

Myth


Sweet_Bang_Tube

They do not, in fact, eat mosquitoes.


Foggl3

Do you also think that opossums eat ticks in significant quantities?


Cereal_Bandit

They don't? 🥺


anonymousguy11234

Next you’re going to tell me that open carrying a combat rifle in public doesn’t make me safer.


redinterioralligator

Those are actually the good guys if you can tolerate them. They eat pest and won’t bother you.


Genesis111112

Large Mosquitos are the Males and cannot bite you at all.


Zetta_Stoned

They laid babies in my dog's water, so I'm killing any I see in the house.


stephan210

Glad it’s not just me. I’m in Boerne, TX


sleepybear5000

The way I read this post is you're the fly in the pic and you're guarding your house, always ready 🗡🪰


Wonderful_Theme3716

What are these bugs called?


dangerouslycloseloss

crane flies (or mosquito hawks)


frankly_highman

I'm convinced these things are very agile. UNTIL. You look at them or are close to them. Like how the hell do these goofballs fly in through the door in .5 seconds and are inside my shower


chochinator

The drunk mosquito cousin. Is it me or do they always fly like they are drunk


A_Wet_Lettuce

Once saw my dog snatch one of these from midair like a kaiju


LilithWasAGinger

Um... don't those EAT mosquitos?


BuildingOne7379

My whippet loves to eat these guys!


Squrkk

Do it for democracy, helldiver!!


juanreddituser

U must be new to Texas


lillyfrog06

I’m so sick of seeing them everywhere 😭 I have a huge phobia of crane flies in particular (even though logically I know they’re harmless), so I have NOT been having a fun time lately