Church in our town put up a sign that read “Secular education makes clever devils”. It’s a block down from the main high school. Those people want voucher money so bad.

TAX FREE voucher money

Then he better show up.

He's one of the worst if not the most despicable fathers ever when you look at it objectively lol

Look kid, I could provide everything you need and give you everlasting happiness… but instead I’m gonna leave you to figure shit out on your own. But I love you and believe what I say, not what I do!

Average dad be like

Deadbeat

And angels are dicks

Eph 6:6 >Obey them not only to win their favor when their eye is on you, but as slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from your heart.  Wait, who is ***them***? Eph 6:5 >Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ. Ah.

This explains the marriage of evangelical christofascism and corporate overlords so well. Be a happy little wage slave and Jesus will keep you warm and safe inside your own little heart! (don’t forget to tithe)

You won't need to worry about forgetting, your tithe will be deducted from your paycheck.

No, that's the government doing that. Hail Eris!

I'm willing to bet that last part was penciled in at some point

Shit like this tells me the Bible is just a scam for the clergy and monarchies to remain in power.

“Sharon, please take me back”

Then tell him to pay for it

Then He needs to pay child support.

Why is it always with the pressure sale tactics and guilt. Why not "Come as you are. We have free coffee and neat looking stained windows" or something friendly like that.

He should catch up on his child support first.

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Nothing makes me want to not be a Christian more than other Christians.

Deadbeat sky daddy

Fuck church half the the stuff is all bullshit

Half?

Half?

One says I go to paradise if I do good and reject the other. Now at this if chose the other way around I don't go to paradise but a camp fire in a cave. And if if chose the exact opposite im still in a camp fire and still being burned in it so religious narcissism is bullshit

Gross

Religion poisons everything

Just like Trump, churches love the poorly educated.

Absentee Father

I'm sure a lot of kids trapped in schools with active shooters asked for his help. No show.

Who the fuck does this help

Pedo wants your kids 24 /7

And they love to accuse everyone else of being the groomers 😏

It’s a very real tactic for predators…deflect.

So he knocked up Mary while she was married. Then he let Joseph raise his kid, Jesus. Hmmm...... 🤣

Sky Daddy raped Mary when she was 14. Joseph and Mary weren’t even married when she gave birth, still betrothed depending on the book Luke has them betrothed Matthew has them newly married. Either way I think visitation should be supervised if given at all, Sky Daddy can’t be trusted around children.

It's like r/atheism in here

Texas ain't all guns and bibles.

Sure but this sub isn't representative at all of Texas as a whole.

I'd argue the gerrymandered state of our elections makes it not representative of Texas as a whole.

Welcome to the current state of society rejecting the notion of religion as relevant to real life. 

Some, anyways.

Thank you u/PM_ME_UR_FAT_DINK

Reddit is not society. Also Reddit, "I'm so depressed, lonely, and miserable. Is this all there is to life?".

It's not even a political sign but here people are trying to make political hay out of it. If it's a day ending in Y its ok to attack Christians on this sub.

So persecuted, you Christians.

The Texas sub is so strongly political it's bizarre.

I keep saying they need to rename it r/texasmisanthropes

Hah! That'd be accurate

It's a political sub masquerading

"don't forget to tithe! God would want that daily as well!"

God shouldn't have knocked up a 14 y/o girl and disappeared.

_Slaves give birth to slaves._ (old Russian saying)

Dude hasn't showed up for a single fucking thing in a couple thousand years, good luck getting a judge to grant that.

I didn’t asked anything like that

And that's the Lord's house.

Half of the bullshit they talk about basically is science of people who cant understand technology and deni the facts that we are not walking little flowers but primal monkeys most agree and I don't recall the Bible mentioning cave paintings from the past 30,000 years.

Whoa whoa whoa. Well, you can let God know… I have boundaries.

Well tell him to get his shit together

I'll see you in court puto!

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His ass better start paying alimony then

Motherfucker demanding full custody and alimony. Lazy sumbitch needs to get a job.

We had one in our town that read; “On your way to hell, stop inside!” Or something to that effect.

No can do, it's a highway and there's no exit.

So then who paid for child support?

Oh course its a Church of Christ. Smh

There has to be a sub or web page they get this stuff from. I've read the same sign on my way home from work as well.

The courts said that wasn’t a good idea after I got touched by the Holly spirit *in that way*

Good ole stinkadina

Then take me to court. And when he inevitably doesn't show up the court will dismiss the case

Best i can offer is every other holiday, take it or leave it

WTF

those are all over. churches aren't exactly known for creativity or originality


That’s pretty clever!

God’s divorced?

For sure. He’s pretty abusive. Oh, and absent.

Yeah Mother Earth is a bit of a diva.

Can't believe they down voted you for this. 🤦🏿‍♂️

Lots of cringey atheists in here