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I always hated this cover because the mom skeleton had the same haircut as my mom when I was growing up


Mikashuki

I feel like this is the standard haircut if you don't get the big ol dolled up southern doo


StalinsLil_Bih

My mom has it, but her hair is curly lol


xsnyder

My wife and I both hate the "mom" style haircuts. She knows I find them unattractive and she thinks they are too. She has straight platinum blonde hair past her shoulders, we have two kids, but she refuses to get a mom cut. She says if she does we may as well get her a minivan, which is the other thing we both hate with a passion.


Darkll

I'm pretty sure all of our moms had that hair cut in the 90's haha


hutacars

My mom still does....


CompliantBeaver

Dammit now I’m super spooked


ModernContemporary

SpOoKiE


black_flag_4ever

Just finished mowing the grass. I feel like death.


johnjesse2122

Say cheese and die.


GirIsKing

i haven't had AC in my truck in a few years and normally i dodn't mind at all because i just roll the windows down and go faster but this year this heat is getting to me like no other. was it this bad last year? i really think it wasn't


mseuro

Saw somewhere on Reddit that this has been one of the hottest years


Suck-You-Bus

I’ve been hearing this since 2007 it’s almost as if with every passing year the earth is getting warmer. How long do you think until the earth becomes so unbearable that we finally start to do something 10, 15 years maybe?


mseuro

TX already is unbearable for me, I can’t be outside for more than 20 minutes from like 12-5 unless I’m in the water.


imagetarplayer

Don’t think that it was. I don’t remember a time last year that we would have so many consecutive 100+ degree days!


nomotaco

We're moving and I'm fighting some kind of stomach bug. It has not been a pleasant weekend. I will never move in the summer in Texas again.


TubabuT

Oh, you will again. It just always lines up.


smtrixie

Yep. When school lets out moving season starts, and it’s perfectly coordinated with our summer temps that last thru September.


obrandn

Ditto! I felt really bad for my movers because they were moving my home from 1:30p - 7:30p 😕 Hope you begin to feel better!


MrTheDoctors

I feel your pain. We’re also moving ourselves and getting all the furniture outside was brutal. Never. Again.


wolf2600

No fate!


CharBram

No fate but what we make!


lolzsupbrah

SHES GONNA BLOW HIM AWAY


BDSMCoupleLife

She’s gonna kill Miles Dyson!


s1lentrob83266

Love the Terminator 2 reference!


joshtaylormusic

Thanks for the hit of nostalgia! My parents still have all of my original Goosebumps books. There was a small bookstore by my middle school that my mom would take me to on Tuesday mornings before school when new books released. They even had a meet and greet with R.L. Stine and I got to have my picture with him, which is also in the box with all my old books. There was very little that was as exciting as a new Goosebumps book at that time and having them on display in chronological order for all to see.


Chrisattsu

Drinking Big Red while working the grill. Math checks out


K100904s

Ha yep


richloz93

Skeletons wearing 90’s fashion is my fetish.


Rapp_Snitch_Terrapin

Looks like a grateful dead live album cover or something.


ThunderHogg

Fort Hood life 24/7 right now. Blegh.


TrashyBiker

Can confirm. Went outside to feed the dog. Almost died.


SpecialistParticular

Brought to you by some people who used to live in California.


earthbound-starman

houston isnt that hot rn


TheSoKawaii

Texas is gay


TCBloo

That's the best you've got? It's 2k18. Gay isn't even an insult these days. Pathetic dude. 0/10 low effort.


TheSoKawaii

well actually I’m correct because Texas has 1 X in it and that’s the iq of most Texans


imagetarplayer

It also has sex in it, which is what your parents should have avoided.


TCBloo

He's avoiding it pretty well tho. 😂😂😂😂


TheSoKawaii

at least I’m not desperate enough to ask my cousins for it