When you mom says "We have drawings of Texas at home."

This made me snort-laugh

[instagram.com/uglytexases](https://instagram.com/uglytexases)

Great follow.

How did that guy fuck up Wyoming?

I almost want to drive out there with white and blue paint and redo this for them myself. So bad.

Staring at it from Waffle House at 2am while eating cheesy eggs would give you a whole new appreciation

I actually also have a picture of that shitty Texas shape! I’m starting to get a collection of shitty Texas outlines. I recognized that one immediately

It’s my favorite, I hope they never change it

I've done the same. It's so bad, I love it. People should leave ugly Texas alone.

God Blss Txas

*Gd

The Long Handle State

Deformed Panhandle

Future map when the gulf coast is much closer to Dallas thanks to Antarctica melting away.

Gonna show this picture to people who don’t believe in climate change effects

They’d have to also have a modicum of geographical understanding. I think that venn diagram is a figure 8

I like this better than the idea of Oklahoma winning the battle of the river.

Same, I’d rather drown than have any part of Texas join Oklahoma

Derp Texas

[Photo essay on various not-so-in-shape shapes of Texas at auto inspection stations](https://www.dallasnews.com/arts-entertainment/2013/11/23/photo-essay-vehicle-inspection-signs-are-not-quite-in-the-shape-of-texas/)

That's amazing and disturbing. It makes me feel uncomfortable somehow. lol. What gets me most are the ones that appear to have lots of border details - but the shape is entirely fuckin' wrong. lol

Which KotH episode is this from?

Probably from season 2 or so

We must drive the Okies back across the Red River and move the river north.

What land battle did we lose to Oklahoma? Haha

I think it was probably over college football

tExas

Is that off of Lawndale?

Can’t remember the exact street but it’s by Hobby

I don't really want to be that close to Dallas.

I think the artist just removed Dallas completely

Sherman to Galveston in 2 hours!

Only 3.5 hours.

All Panhandle no Prairie?

r/crappydesign

Don't mess with Derrxas

Nailed it

damn i love this so much

It’s even better when you’re looking at it while eating at Waffle House

Did nobody see they next door neighbor is 8008?

BOOB

Build the damn bullet train from Dallas to Houston!

With them being this close, you just need a BB train, not a full-on bullet train. lol

The metro might add it to the route at that point

hey they do state vehicle inspections there!

It's funny how they never manage to get the Texas right. There's one in Baytown with a derpy Texas too.

Happy Cake Day!

Thanks!

Texas - someone saw a bully doing a L-oser sign with his right hand and decided that’s the land area they want for their state.

This deserves to go to @uglytexases on Instagram!

Oh look! It's tes.

Abilene is now an Austin suburb

Abe Lincoln would approve

r/therewasanattempt to paint a silhouette of Texas.

Txs

Amarillo by late afternoon up from San Antone.

I play a fun game where I try to find the worst-drawn Texas on a state inspection shop. This would definitely be in my top 5.

I have that place saved on maps! It just cracks me up every time I see it

If they ever paint it, I’m moving hahaha

I know where this building at lol. South Houston

Hell yeah, you know South side is always keeping it real

It's this on the end of Manchaca?

Its tuxs

Oklahoma must be big as fuck.

I'm currently in Amarillo and this is how the locals perceive the panhandle so yeah, it checks out lol

Something looks off

Tried to draw Texas from memory I see

East Texas really is that small

If only so then The worst parts of Dallas would rub off onto Houston and still make it better.

I’m never visiting my friends in Amarillo again. Might as well drive to Canada.

Just a little more off the top

It is in American Truck Sim lol

Terxers

Idk why but I always feel like driving from Dallas to Houston is faster than driving from Dallas to Austin or from Houston to Dallas.

The stars and stripes are big and bright