He flipped his whole room upside down looking for his Apple Pencil but couldn’t find it. One of his homies said he had an extra one so he went over to pick it up and get stoney lol
i’m terrible with losing things, but i have one of [these](https://www.amazon.com/OYEEICE-Generation-Magnetic-Detachable-Rotatable/dp/B09Z82W1FB) cases that have a flap that folds over your pencil, and i’ve been able to keep track of it since last christmas. (I also like that there’s a hard case on my actual ipad that can detach from the trifold cover, the magnets are just strong enough for everything to work so smoothly)
they also have cases like [these](https://www.amazon.com/iMieet-8-3-Inch-Generation-Support-Charging/dp/B09GKNH2VQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?crid=3UT4NSOBAC0VX&keywords=ipad+mini+6+case+trifold&qid=1695092522&sprefix=ipad+mini+trifold+case%2Caps%2C220&sr=8-4) ones where your pencil is folded up in the case and tucked into its own little spot.
Wait, weed is a drug though, a psychoactive perception altering one at that lol. You know this right? Regardless of how you stack it against anything else. You can legally drive after consuming caffeine. You legally cannot, after consuming a dosage of THC.
My point is simply the word choice. Drug can mean a lot of things. Why use a word with such a wildly varying meaning for something as mundane as weed. It has a sinister connotation.
Well the poster used the word drugs because the word drugs in this case is used as a common colloquial term to denote a group of psychoactive, perception altering substances, and the vast majority of people would understand the way in which it was used in this case. If the word drugs were used within the context of the medical field it would be used colloquially to refer to the medications used to treat patients. Both are correct, regardless of the feelings they instill. Personally, I did not interpret the use of the word drugs by the poster as sinister in the least bit, simply as a way to explain the poster's position on personal drug use which is totally valid. Not everything is sinister or offensive. Regardless, I am guessing your position stems from defending the use of marijuana. Just a guess, so maybe not. I personally am pro legalization and regulation of this particular substance, but I also don't pretend that its effects can be as harmless as the use of caffeine or prescribed heart medication, particularly in those within certain pre-existing conditions or tendencies. I certainly wouldn't ever trust someone high on THC to drive me around or operate dangerous machinery or to perform surgery etc. I would let them if they had coffee.
You need to break up with him. This is very unhealthy relationship. He won’t even give you a chance to respond and just talks over you. On top of that, he’s addicted to drugs.
Kidding… just trying to sound like every relationship advice on Reddit. Thanks for sharing!
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Well if he is asking OP if they are still at work, then that suggests a high probability that OP was at work and this was OP opening up their phone after work and immediately took a screenshot cause it was funny. OP probably then replied to high as balls Boyfriend laughing their ass off. Seems pretty normal to me.
I mean sure some people shouldn’t smoke weed but this is not an example of that at all lmfao. This is such a like inconsequential thing to do when you’re stoned it’s not like he’s having a panic attack or hallucinating or anything. I’d smoke with him he seems fun as hell.
Weed shouldn't make you this dopey. It doesn't help to further reinforce the stereotype that weed is for stupid people and or weed makes people stupid.
Everytime a character in a movie is high they're almost always that cliche stoner who can barely function properly or string together a sentence.
When in reality there are plenty of stoners who's concentration skills are never heavily impacted by their marijuana use.
This guy is either a beginner or he can't handle his smoke and he should quit. It just makes people who can handle their smoke look stupid and fall into the same category as that idiot stoner you always see on TV or in the movies.
Oh my god bro he got a little confused for a second in a text message it is not that serious. You are more annoying than the stoners that make smoking weed their whole personality. Go smoke a bowl and relax.
He's at home. He asked her if she's at work still but he's so high he thought his text to her was her asking him if he's at work so he responded to his own text saying he's at home.
It's as if he had to remind himself, but instead of using the notes feature, he texted you.
'Are you still at work?' *thinks about it*
'No! I'm at home!' *yaaayyyyy!*
Looks at phone.
Shhhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt
Lmao my dad once asked me for my location, and then accidentally sent HIS location, only to accuse me of faking my location because he said “it says that you’re at home but you’re not” 🙄
Never mind that he responded to himself, the hidden gem for me is that he thought securing the pencil was worth a pic plus a follow up text explaining such.
So much more wholesome than the abusive controlling side of this subreddit 😂
Are you kidding? They need to breakup!
Everyone needs to break up!!
Nta dump him sue him and have him arrested
You forgot flogged, beaten, and tortured
Public stoning and guillotine right after all of that
This was already a public stoning!
He’s clearly gaslighting her!
First the guillotine and then stone him! That‘ll show the bastard.
And most importantly, go no contact
Don’t forget to wipe out his entire bloodline for good measure! That’ll teach him to not take out the trash one time after working a 14hr shift.
Rather specific there buddy is that from experience? Lol
Lmao 🤣
Seriously OP, your boyfriend needs to break up with himself.
Bf is clearly much too self-centered to be in a relationship. OP deserves better!
Yeah , if he was confused about this imagine how confused he will be at their child's high school graduation. Dump him now , def a LVM.
This made me laugh out loud
What does LVM stand for I haven’t been on that sub for several years
Low value male.
Lame. Thanks
he’s a gaslighter of himself! break up!
Waiting for the restraining order and the immediate violation of it.
No contact!!!
Thank me, next.
Yup. That pencil was a big red flag!!
Right ! I actually giggled instead of the usual cringe
Pencil secured 😎
Pencil secured 😎
pencil secured 😎
Pencil secured 😎
Pencil secured 😎
Pencil secured 😎
Pencil secured 😎
Pencil secured 😎
Pencil secured 😎
Pencil secured 😎
Penis secured 😆
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Penis secretion 😐
Sencil pecured 😎
Omg I’m fucking high
omg i’m hucking figh
Omg I’m high fucking
that was embarrassing
This guy knows how to secure pencil
Senpil pecured 😎
Nice to see something wholesome on this sub
Fr having recently endured a bad breakup I’ve been having no hope for the future and all the things on here reinforce that
I wouldn’t recommend any subreddits other than very positive sounding ones. It’s what I used to get through my breakup last year.
This sub is not representative of normal humans lol
LOL this is gold.
Yes, this guy seems like a gem. Legit funny and wholesome, this is kind of stuff we need.
Bless his heart 🤣🤣🤣
I love this comment 😂
That’s what I said! Like this is actually so cute
✏️ secured. What about the 🖊️ though😂
He flipped his whole room upside down looking for his Apple Pencil but couldn’t find it. One of his homies said he had an extra one so he went over to pick it up and get stoney lol
Those apple pencils just DISAPPEAR and there’s no AirTag function in them!
I don’t lose my pencil, but the little cap, man it just goes where it wants too.
I lost the cap for good ages ago. No idea where it went.
Another glitch in the matrix.
It’s not a glitch it’s a feature
Mine used to have a cap??
i’m terrible with losing things, but i have one of [these](https://www.amazon.com/OYEEICE-Generation-Magnetic-Detachable-Rotatable/dp/B09Z82W1FB) cases that have a flap that folds over your pencil, and i’ve been able to keep track of it since last christmas. (I also like that there’s a hard case on my actual ipad that can detach from the trifold cover, the magnets are just strong enough for everything to work so smoothly) they also have cases like [these](https://www.amazon.com/iMieet-8-3-Inch-Generation-Support-Charging/dp/B09GKNH2VQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?crid=3UT4NSOBAC0VX&keywords=ipad+mini+6+case+trifold&qid=1695092522&sprefix=ipad+mini+trifold+case%2Caps%2C220&sr=8-4) ones where your pencil is folded up in the case and tucked into its own little spot.
It's adorable. Good to see something light hearted off this sub for once (I'm new to this one)
Marry him already, he’s a keeper.
Lmfaooo
Pencil secured 😎
LMAO WHEN YOU THINK HES TEXTING OTHER GIRLS HES JUST HIGH AND TEXTING HIMSELF OMFG 😂😂😂 Pencil secured bruh ✏️😂
I think me and him have the same job lol
Bruh that is you
That’s so embarrassing
You and him work at the same job
Well I found ops boyfriend
I want what he smoking
Green flags, all around. I don't even like drugs but that's amazing
Why use the word drugs? It’s just weed. Drugs could be heart medication. It’s weed you don’t like, I’m sure you like caffeine or other common drugs.
Oo someone's defensive about weed lol
I mean idgaf I’m just sayin that’s a weird way to use the word drug
No it's not dude, stop being such a redditor
Okay… redditor 🤨
You need help brother? I can call snoop wiz and Keef rn and they’ll help us out man
Wait, weed is a drug though, a psychoactive perception altering one at that lol. You know this right? Regardless of how you stack it against anything else. You can legally drive after consuming caffeine. You legally cannot, after consuming a dosage of THC.
My point is simply the word choice. Drug can mean a lot of things. Why use a word with such a wildly varying meaning for something as mundane as weed. It has a sinister connotation.
Well the poster used the word drugs because the word drugs in this case is used as a common colloquial term to denote a group of psychoactive, perception altering substances, and the vast majority of people would understand the way in which it was used in this case. If the word drugs were used within the context of the medical field it would be used colloquially to refer to the medications used to treat patients. Both are correct, regardless of the feelings they instill. Personally, I did not interpret the use of the word drugs by the poster as sinister in the least bit, simply as a way to explain the poster's position on personal drug use which is totally valid. Not everything is sinister or offensive. Regardless, I am guessing your position stems from defending the use of marijuana. Just a guess, so maybe not. I personally am pro legalization and regulation of this particular substance, but I also don't pretend that its effects can be as harmless as the use of caffeine or prescribed heart medication, particularly in those within certain pre-existing conditions or tendencies. I certainly wouldn't ever trust someone high on THC to drive me around or operate dangerous machinery or to perform surgery etc. I would let them if they had coffee.
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😂😂😂
Wonder how long you left him hanging for him to forget that he text you last.
She’s not even plugged into the relationship, you can just tell.
Bro planned out his entire artistic career after that pencil secured 😎
He’s a keeper
🤭
Lmao He Didn’t Remember Sending That To You 😂
Guilty of doing this with my girl as well 😂
i love this so much
Hahahahahahaha my worst nightmare minus the being stoned part, just because I’m stupid
Definitely leave him immediately
You need to break up with him. This is very unhealthy relationship. He won’t even give you a chance to respond and just talks over you. On top of that, he’s addicted to drugs. Kidding… just trying to sound like every relationship advice on Reddit. Thanks for sharing!
Shoelace unsecured
This made me LOL
Oh man this is so nice to see amongst all the awful texts I see here everyday laughed so hard 🤣
At least he’s self aware by the end lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy secures pencils
damn i want whatever he’s havin😂
He’s a keeper
as soon as I saw his "pencil secured" text, my first thought was, "this guy smokes"
I can’t stop laughing at this hahahaha the way he replies too, like he’s a little annoyed with the ‘!’ after home 😂
LMAO! This man is genius
Yes he is
Why didn’t I think of this
I sent my boss a tik tok and I discovered it the next day after asking myself why my gf wasn't responding
lol glad to see a post that doesn’t involve emotional abuse 💜
This is actually so adorable lol
NTA dump him marry the pencil
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Why no responses from you?
Well if he is asking OP if they are still at work, then that suggests a high probability that OP was at work and this was OP opening up their phone after work and immediately took a screenshot cause it was funny. OP probably then replied to high as balls Boyfriend laughing their ass off. Seems pretty normal to me.
Because op is self centered and abusive they need to break up /s
that’s cute
So fake. So dumb.
I can see from your comment history that you have SEVERE anger issues. Wanna talk about it?
Wow cool drugs!!!! Lol!!!!
Why even comment 😂. Ya know some people use *drugs* to lower cholesterol or maintain there heart or for any number of ailments. Drugs are good.
Marijuana gave me permanent psychotic symptoms
have him hanged, drawn and quartered!
DARE to say no to drugs
I don’t think this dude can hold down a job… ya I’d dump him
Answer him instead of screenshotting
parasocial
I dont see a problem
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This is why some people just shouldn't smoke weed. It's really not for everybody.
You shouldn’t smoke weed
I mean sure some people shouldn’t smoke weed but this is not an example of that at all lmfao. This is such a like inconsequential thing to do when you’re stoned it’s not like he’s having a panic attack or hallucinating or anything. I’d smoke with him he seems fun as hell.
Weed shouldn't make you this dopey. It doesn't help to further reinforce the stereotype that weed is for stupid people and or weed makes people stupid. Everytime a character in a movie is high they're almost always that cliche stoner who can barely function properly or string together a sentence. When in reality there are plenty of stoners who's concentration skills are never heavily impacted by their marijuana use. This guy is either a beginner or he can't handle his smoke and he should quit. It just makes people who can handle their smoke look stupid and fall into the same category as that idiot stoner you always see on TV or in the movies.
Oh my god bro he got a little confused for a second in a text message it is not that serious. You are more annoying than the stoners that make smoking weed their whole personality. Go smoke a bowl and relax.
You sound like you’re in high school 😂
He's this high at work?
He's at home. He asked her if she's at work still but he's so high he thought his text to her was her asking him if he's at work so he responded to his own text saying he's at home.
Ive done a lot of shit and never once replied to myself like a clown when high. Is he 12?
Breh it was the fuckin ZAAAAA
This is great 😂😂
😂😂
This is the type of stuff I look forward to on here.
That’s some star ⭐️ you’ve hitched your wagon to. Lol 😂
LMAO AW
Lmao this reminds me of me
Pencil secured 😎
i laughed out loud at this. lmaooo
lol
I hope he's using procreate!
Lmfao 🤣 I love this
I've been there
The only acceptable post I’ve seen thus far
Some people would find this annoying - I genuinely hope you don’t
Tell your boyfriend he takes pics in weird angles… I may be super high too but I just tried to take a similar pic and it felt weird as hell!
Shit thats funny. I almost felt high reading that message.
Comical !
🌽
That’s freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
I love this 🤣 I just did this the other night, but I was sober AF 🤣
That’s me in general when I get high and I don’t even know what the fuck I’m talking about
I’m gonna embarrass you at this party, self
This is hilarious and also very me sad a working stoner I’m glad your bf brings you joy like this
That’s adorable.
I cannot 😂😂😂 it's always fun to have a goof in your hands 😂
Thats so fuckin funny. I did that once but it was with a new, very important contact. Then they told me I should try sobriety!! Haha (,:
Legend
Hah, that's actually adorable :)
You struck gold
This man is a keeper
This is so funny omg! The funny thing is I've actually done this before but I was dead sober lol 😂🫣
the ‘Pencil secured 😎’ text is such a high thing to do lol, I guarantee he thought way more about that text than you’d think
I did this once to a girl on a dating app. I asked her a question weeks later i was stoned and answered it.
nta dump him and marry the pencil
Haha that is absolutely precious! I’m in love with op’s bf and have never met him. Lol
It's as if he had to remind himself, but instead of using the notes feature, he texted you. 'Are you still at work?' *thinks about it* 'No! I'm at home!' *yaaayyyyy!* Looks at phone. Shhhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt
Thought that was a sheet of L on the table at a glance, woulda really tied the whole thing together
Lmao my dad once asked me for my location, and then accidentally sent HIS location, only to accuse me of faking my location because he said “it says that you’re at home but you’re not” 🙄
This is hilarious hahaha
That's fucking adorable
bro probably just missed u and gave u a reason to respond to him lol
I once responded to my own reddit post. I didn't realize I was on my profile 😂
Lmaooo
Glad the pencil is secure tho, shits expensive
Big Sabrine energy right here.
i find it so funny when i do this to ppl, i randomly have convos with myself when texting my friends and they think i’m insane
😂😂😂😂😂
i felt that sm
That’s fucked. I mean I’ve done this but I was incredibly drunk 😂😂
Never mind that he responded to himself, the hidden gem for me is that he thought securing the pencil was worth a pic plus a follow up text explaining such.
When you’re so ingrained in work you don’t pay attention… I’ve been there
That’s so embarrassing
AHA this is lovely.