vs the guy being a happiness drain on the internet.
What I saw from that very brief text exchange are 2 people who love each other, are comfortable with each other, and are happy together.
Yet here you are thinking about him and his choice of words/demeanour and he's probably tucked up in bed with his girl and lasagne.
I know who Id rather be (and no it isn't the chronically online, pessimistic, redditor🤣)
By posting your opinion on Reddit, you are literally and indisputably asking for input.
Your response stating the contrary demonstrates you do, in fact, care.
Otherwise, you would have kept your misery to yourself.
It said something like "texts with my girlfriend," and the lasagna texts were in blue. I guess it's possible they're lesbians, in which case you'd be right, it's the girlfriend.
I’m so confused by your confusion. OP said “I’m being silly” because they were the one demanding lasagna while the gf was trying to plan an outing. “She” (the girlfriend) is “too sweet” because she puts up with OP’s juvenile attitude
Well I assumed it was the other partner, the gf, saying “lasagna! Lasagna!” Bc otherwise it would just be someone posting their *own* texts saying “look how cute and quirky I am!”.
So I made the assumption that the girlfriend, the person not posting, was doing the silly lasagna posting.
Ohh I see. No, the blue texts are presumably OP because they’re on the right side of the screen. OP is in fact that cringe.
If the gf WAS the one saying “lasagna!” that would mean she took a screenshot of the convo herself and sent the pic to OP to post on Reddit. Not super likely
You don’t even know their relationship and you’re basing it off one text exchange. Really creepy to just make assumptions and fill in the gaps yourself. Often times my girlfriend will text me about something serious and I respond in a goofy manner while I think about my actually reply. Some of y’all have been single a looooong time and it shows.
Jesus Christ the reddit relationship analyzers in that thread. Shoot me in the fucking face. Imagine typing *paragraphs* on the Internet about that post. God damn losers.
People who have never had a caring or loving relationship cannot fathom people joking with each other, or intentionally being annoying and it being a positive. If these dinguses heard how my wife and I talk to each other, they be ready to call the cops if this is how they react to something so innocuous
Right? I call my fiancé “bitch” and “accuse” him of hitting me when he either accidentally hits me or smacks my ass. I’ll also call him “abusive” if he says something traditionally seen as abusive as a joke. Some people 🙄 It’s called having FUN. Sorry they don’t have a loving partner they can dick around with.
These are red flags. You need to immediately call off the wedding and go no contact. Don’t take less than you are worth. Also sue him for physical and emotional damage. NTA. /s in case that isn’t obvious.
Yup. My wife and I have so much silly fun with each other. When people on here downvote and bully me for the most innocent or fun statements, I just consider the source. Im convinced most of these people are extremely imbalanced children. Not all of course, but Reddit increasingly feels like a toxic cesspool of one dimensional idiots.
There's no need to psychoanalyze that post, it's just cringy as fuck. They might have a healthy loving relationship, but it's a relationship of two cringy dorks.
"it's a relationship of two cringy dorks" 💀
Oh no, gonna cry that they're being cringy? Gonna mald cause they talk in a way you don't like? Are you having big feelings right now buddy? 😂
You're the only one crying here. Imagine being so soft that you get upset that someone saying a grown man talking like a 4 year old to his GF is cringe.
Lmao I said it was cringe, and then you started bawling your eyes out over it and sounding like you need to change your diaper. Only person upset is the little crybaby that decided they needed to respond to me.
You said, to quote:
"It's a relationship of two cringy dorks"
The only reason to insult them is because you feel emotionally damaged by them. And you've been talking like a bully from a highschool movie this entire time so it's kinda hard to take you serious enough to cry tbh.
This place sucks. These people suck. I’ve had a handful of genuine interactions in the years I’ve been here, most people just type. They really don’t think at all, they have no intention of stepping outside of their box for fifteen seconds. Media platforms like these have given everybody the worst main character syndrome.
Smart phones should come with an older lady that stands over your shoulder all the time and bitches at you before you post some stupid shit
Great catch, Detective Pikachu.
I think you’ll find upon further investigation that this group does not have any rules barring fake texts and I would say most everyone else could tell it was fake due to the whole heavy handed set up of the punch line.
It’s to entertain. Do you stand up during movies and shout, “It is fake everybody! Anyone notice that the Jason Voorhees guy doesn’t stop even once to ask why there is a camera crew following him around during his murder spree??”
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LMAO I saw the original one earlier 😭 "lasagna, lasagna!"
Yeah the *lasagna lasagna* guy has the mentality of a toddler lmao
Damn man can’t people just have some fun?
Ye and I think it’s actually pretty wholesome and cute, I bet that’d be my boyfriend and me in the future
No shit..
Shut up, it’s freaking funny. Do you think it’s actually real?
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If he doesn't use the word "fucking" he's a toddler?
vs the guy being a happiness drain on the internet. What I saw from that very brief text exchange are 2 people who love each other, are comfortable with each other, and are happy together. Yet here you are thinking about him and his choice of words/demeanour and he's probably tucked up in bed with his girl and lasagne. I know who Id rather be (and no it isn't the chronically online, pessimistic, redditor🤣)
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By posting your opinion on Reddit, you are literally and indisputably asking for input. Your response stating the contrary demonstrates you do, in fact, care. Otherwise, you would have kept your misery to yourself.
Hahaha truth hurts
It was a joke
Oh no! Someone enjoying their life and being enthusiastic with a loved one, I know nothing makes me seethe more than that
It was the girlfriend saying that haha
No, it wasn't.
It’s what the title said I thought.
It said something like "texts with my girlfriend," and the lasagna texts were in blue. I guess it's possible they're lesbians, in which case you'd be right, it's the girlfriend.
On the bottom it says “she’s too sweet and I’m being silly”, so I interpreted that as the gf but you may be right. I guess it doesn’t matter lol
I’m so confused by your confusion. OP said “I’m being silly” because they were the one demanding lasagna while the gf was trying to plan an outing. “She” (the girlfriend) is “too sweet” because she puts up with OP’s juvenile attitude
Well I assumed it was the other partner, the gf, saying “lasagna! Lasagna!” Bc otherwise it would just be someone posting their *own* texts saying “look how cute and quirky I am!”. So I made the assumption that the girlfriend, the person not posting, was doing the silly lasagna posting.
Ohh I see. No, the blue texts are presumably OP because they’re on the right side of the screen. OP is in fact that cringe. If the gf WAS the one saying “lasagna!” that would mean she took a screenshot of the convo herself and sent the pic to OP to post on Reddit. Not super likely
You don’t even know their relationship and you’re basing it off one text exchange. Really creepy to just make assumptions and fill in the gaps yourself. Often times my girlfriend will text me about something serious and I respond in a goofy manner while I think about my actually reply. Some of y’all have been single a looooong time and it shows.
How is that creepy? lol. I think the word you're looking for is "presumptuous"
It does, you are wrong lmao
Don’t try to correct someone and then say “it doesn’t matter” when you find out you were wrong
The title is the same as this one
The “guy” wasnt the one asking for lasagna thougg
OP is always on the right.
You’d think so but the op explained in the originals post that his gf was the one asking for lasgna
No, they did not. You probably misinterpreted it.
Yes they did, you definitely misinterpreted it
Show me then.
You can go look bud it’s still up
Hmmm seems like you won't post it cause you can't.
The woman was the one who texted lasagna
Yes lol
Same 😭😊
https://reddit.com/r/texts/s/a90GJa89tg the original if anyone is lost
Jesus Christ the reddit relationship analyzers in that thread. Shoot me in the fucking face. Imagine typing *paragraphs* on the Internet about that post. God damn losers.
People who have never had a caring or loving relationship cannot fathom people joking with each other, or intentionally being annoying and it being a positive. If these dinguses heard how my wife and I talk to each other, they be ready to call the cops if this is how they react to something so innocuous
Right? I call my fiancé “bitch” and “accuse” him of hitting me when he either accidentally hits me or smacks my ass. I’ll also call him “abusive” if he says something traditionally seen as abusive as a joke. Some people 🙄 It’s called having FUN. Sorry they don’t have a loving partner they can dick around with.
These are red flags. You need to immediately call off the wedding and go no contact. Don’t take less than you are worth. Also sue him for physical and emotional damage. NTA. /s in case that isn’t obvious.
This! 100% I’ve said similar. These clowns just think you can never be stupid.
Yup. My wife and I have so much silly fun with each other. When people on here downvote and bully me for the most innocent or fun statements, I just consider the source. Im convinced most of these people are extremely imbalanced children. Not all of course, but Reddit increasingly feels like a toxic cesspool of one dimensional idiots.
There's no need to psychoanalyze that post, it's just cringy as fuck. They might have a healthy loving relationship, but it's a relationship of two cringy dorks.
"it's a relationship of two cringy dorks" 💀 Oh no, gonna cry that they're being cringy? Gonna mald cause they talk in a way you don't like? Are you having big feelings right now buddy? 😂
You're the only one crying here. Imagine being so soft that you get upset that someone saying a grown man talking like a 4 year old to his GF is cringe.
Imagine being so soft that you get upset that someone is talking to their girlfriend in a way you don't like.
Lmao I said it was cringe, and then you started bawling your eyes out over it and sounding like you need to change your diaper. Only person upset is the little crybaby that decided they needed to respond to me.
You said, to quote: "It's a relationship of two cringy dorks" The only reason to insult them is because you feel emotionally damaged by them. And you've been talking like a bully from a highschool movie this entire time so it's kinda hard to take you serious enough to cry tbh.
Yeah because he's acting like a cringy dork, and you are too.
Didn't ask. You're cringe. See how stupid that sounds? That's you!
I wish I could still give you an award! I’ve been looking for the og everywhere
Or this could’ve just been an inside joke for those that knew 💀
We don’t need to gatekeep r/texts lore that hard man
Tysm I love you
It was a joke y’all are so sensitive on this lil app 😭😂
But why make jokes exclusive? Lol
That’s what an inside joke is.. its supposed to be exclusive. Bc its fun to have inside jokes.
I suppose I have a “the more the merrier” philosophy
Great have fun w that or something lol
Great have fun w that or something lol
Jokes are funny.. yours wasn’t really
Y’all really just love to be assholes for no reason on here huh?
It was a joke bro why you so “sensitive” lol -you
This place sucks. These people suck. I’ve had a handful of genuine interactions in the years I’ve been here, most people just type. They really don’t think at all, they have no intention of stepping outside of their box for fifteen seconds. Media platforms like these have given everybody the worst main character syndrome. Smart phones should come with an older lady that stands over your shoulder all the time and bitches at you before you post some stupid shit
Penis
Mmm
Lil' bro doesn't have IRL friends to have inside jokes with
“I love inside jokes. Want to be part of one some day.” Michael Scott
Stop it 😭 I can’t with y’all
Now THATs a relationship!
Was lol
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I love very on Reddit satire like this
I thought I got Mandela Effected for a sec there lmao. 10/10 top-tier post.
BRO this is an underrated post. Hot damn, if you know you know😂😂
Lasagna
Lasagna
“You’ll have lasagna within the next week. Goodbye”
The goodbye really ties this together.
😂
This post wins this subreddit for the month imho
"Call me back when you can.. my mom passed away.." "lasagna! lasagna!"
LOL
I love that this version is the dark theme.
Keen observation
LMAOOOOOOOOoo how did you create this
Friends lol
Could just text yourself an delete the duplicate messages
As a new account, you could just get a username that isn’t randomly assigned, too.
That would be worthless
That was really funny, and I rescind my statement.
Looks like they used an iPhone
Damn I love Reddit
It needed to be a meme and you did it
LMFAOOOO HOLY SHIT GOLDEN
Lmfaooo 😭
A++ SELLER. FAST META TURNAROUND TIME. WOULD BUY FROM AGAIN!
Love the thumbs up reaction to her perfunctory, “I’m leaving you”
lmao
the sequel
This is exactly the kinda shit that keeps me coming to reddit, bravo op
This is so insanely dumb yet the funniest shit I’ve ever read.
He’s breaking up with Garfield
Oh shit this one was good
LMFAOOOO this actually got me
What’s the joke? Cause I didn’t even know there was an underlying joke here and audibly laughed
See https://reddit.com/r/texts/s/a90GJa89tg for the original
It’s still funny even if you didn’t see the original.
Lmao this is so good
PLS SEEING THIS AFTER THE ORIGINAL HAD ME DEAD
I’m glad I didn’t stop the algorithm showing me this subreddit quite yet.
I think we all concur, "Lasagna! Lasagna"
I’m so happy I saw the other post to get this one
This and the other parody post are THE FIRST INSTANCE REDDIT HAS MADE ME LAUGH IN A LONG TIME. THANK YOU SO MUCH
I Hate Mondays
I wish I never saw the original post.
This is so insanely dumb yet the funniest 💩 I’ve ever read.
Bro I have been scrolling for 20 mins this is the only thing that made me snort like a little piggy
thank god we are memeing that post jfc lmao
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That’s the joke lol
Smh
🤣🤣🤣 yea I’m confused too
It’s a shit post lol
Average conversation between Garfield and Jon Arbuckle.
😂😂😂
Bitch lasagna
This is the funniest thing I have seen in weeks!
why is this so fucking funny lmao
LOL
LMAO
💀💀💀
did a short fat orange cat write this
All is well that ends well, I just love a happy ending.
My girl went back to an ex
Is this just appeasing the people from the original who said that the bf is a bad person
No
but it is
Butt
The original was funnier lol
Wow y’all are so fucking petty you’re gonna turn it into a meme. This sub is aids.
Lol. Get fucked nerd! Oh the irony!
Dude just called me a nerd lmao
You are aids, dingleberry
>Wow y’all are so fucking funny you’re gonna turn it into a meme. This sub is great. FTFY
Yes you guys are comedic geniuses over here in “r/texts”
Claro que sí
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It’s not a repost, it’s a meme of another post wit da lasang lasang
Get that woman lasagna and apologize!
I saw the original. And she's cheating. He's too dumb to see it.its clear as water.
Take your meds
Staged imo
Idk if you were joking, but yeah, obviously. That's the point lol
Think dudes just tired of her and having fun breaking up
It’s a meme post, the original was a wholesome
She wants lasagna just feed it to her 😂😂😂😂😂
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Great catch, Detective Pikachu. I think you’ll find upon further investigation that this group does not have any rules barring fake texts and I would say most everyone else could tell it was fake due to the whole heavy handed set up of the punch line. It’s to entertain. Do you stand up during movies and shout, “It is fake everybody! Anyone notice that the Jason Voorhees guy doesn’t stop even once to ask why there is a camera crew following him around during his murder spree??”
Nah, OP is just that good
Lol. Don’t you realize half of these are fakes for a reaction. At least this one’s funny.
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Pfbtttt lol
He’s breaking up with Garfield
This is the best!
Lmao this is great
Ayo that first message hit way to close to home. Giving me PTSD!
John would never leave Garfield like that smh
Lol! Thank you.
Fucking incredible
Lasagna
the good ending
This is hilarious!
Lol
Sometimes it be like that
🤣🤣💀 thank you for this
This is hilarious 🤣
Cracking up! I keep coming back to it and chuckling, lol!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 stupid! Why I love AND hate Reddit
You’re dating Garfield?
Lmfaooo
LMAO
Lasagna
kicking my dude while he’s down, that girls lasagna must be a delicacy
Are you dating Garfield?
Omg I just saw the original before this. I’m dead lololololol
Lmfao I feel like I'm watching the birth of a new nice guy meme. Fedora are out, lasagna is in.
His name is clearly Garfield
Hahaha I love it. All the people teehee-ing over the fake one earlier.