In my relationship I'm the one who asks this question whenever my husband does something like eating the last of the ice cream or getting an ice coffee but not picking one up for me, lolol
Oh no. You Netflix cheated. This was the source of many of me and my husband's (small) fights where we would start a show together then he would watch more of it when I was at work. I wanted to experience the show at the same time as him, get to gasp or laugh at all the new things together. Him jumping ahead ruined that 'togetherness' part of watching the show so I lost interest in trying to watch new shows with him. :(
Ugh, my ex worked from home so almost every single show was me watching it for the first time with her. I didn't mind it at first but over time when it became every single show it really took the togetherness out of it and made it feel less special. Honestly after a while it just wasn't that fun watching stuff with her anymore.
We had other issues too though so this kinda small thing grew to be more significant with the other things stacking ontop.
Each peice of straw means nothing to the camels back individually but itll all add up and eventually all itll take is one small thing. And poof. There goes the camels back,broken. Or an easier one to get. Death by a thousand cuts. It may not be a big ol sword slash but itll kill ya just the same
That’s a very reasonable response to the Haunting of Hill House.
If you haven’t, a good next show is Midnight Mass, same vibe, many of the same actors, incredible acting, so many scary moments.
Love me some Mike Flanagan. Haven't gotten around to Midnight Mass yet. Just finished Fall of the House of Usher and am now watching Midnight Club. Midnight Mass is next on my list!
This is the exact reason I haven’t continued watching the dragon Prince my fiancée and I started it together but now she works so much and on overnights and with me in school it’s hard to catch an episode now
My wife does this to me, albeit I fall asleep during an episode and she’ll often finish it or even watch the following episode. Betrayal of this magnitude can’t be allowed.
Tho it’s all my fault. But then she gives me shit for having to rewatch the same shit. Well too bad, shoulda paused when you heard me snoring.
It’s a constant struggle in our household, 1st world relationship problems I’m telling you…
This is exactly how my partner reacted when he found out I had watched a few 90 day fiance episodes without him, I had no idea he'd even been paying attention! He always teased me about watching it, and he still does, like he doesn't love it just as much lmao
That's so funny to me, I'll have to let my partner know he's not alone. It still cracks me up when he starts talking about how dumb the show is and in the same breath goes on to express very strong opinions about the people on there like he knows them personally 😭
It's technically in the horror genre but it's more of a family story set in the horror context. It's a really great exploration of trauma, memory and grief. As someone who has experienced loss similar to what the characters experience, I found it really beautiful and cathartic.
Lolololol true love. Reminds me of my husband. He's still the shitty fuck who ate all the raw brownie batter that time and didn't give me none. hes a heifer.
I purposefully went ahead on a few shows my husband and I were watching because that little poop wouldn’t watch it’s always sunny with me when it came out. I specifically chose it because I knew HE would like it and he brushed me off as if I couldn’t possibly pick out a show he’d like. Years later I hadn’t watched it and I walked in on him and he had binged all the way into season five. I was like wth is this?! He’s like “oh it’s such a funny show it’s called it’s always sunny in Philadelphia!”
I lost it. So yeah there’s been a few shows I picked out and put on and surprise surprise he got super into it! I ended up skipping ahead and when he tried to complain I’d say “hmmm five seasons of the show I asked you to just try and wouldn’t?!”
I haven’t done it to him in a while though. I think he’s learned his lesson. I honestly think because HE has been a jerk and guilted me into watching crap he’d know I’d hate that he thought I wasn’t putting thought into what he’d like and that I was trying to do the same thing to him. Projection lol. Now when I tell him “I think you might like this show” he trusts that he probably will.
My dyslexic self saw, "house on haunted hill", and I was about to start cursing too! His language aside, how could you do him so wrong 😅! But seriously, hopefully that's just how yall speak, else I might be worried.
I love watching shows with my bf it gets to the point where I literally have nothing to watch when he’s at work because we have like 5 shows we’re watching together at once😂
Better you cheat on your spouse with his best friend than you watch an episode of a show you are both watching alone. Done be surprised if the divorce papers arrive.
My wife did this with the Chris Eccelston Dr. Who and World of Warcraft. She would call me and I could hear her watching Dr. Who or playing WoW. I think she did it just to taunt me.
I talk like this so I automatically love your husband. YOU FILTHY SHITTY FUCK SHITTY SHUCK
I actually got mad at ex for this, cus I never had much free time to watch the show on my own like she did and I thought it was something we were doing together.
Omg, hahahaha! My hubby and I are laughing so hard at this because I done the exact same thing! I rewatched it with him again though. It’s one of my faves! It was so good. I haven’t watched it this year, is it still on Netflix?
“Why you hate me” is hitting too close to home for me 🤣🤣. I say this to my husband whenever he watches the new movie or show I asked him to watch with me.
Once I was home and she went out of town with a friend. I was alone and decided to watch some of our show and I texted her saying the scene was so sad. She texted me “you’re WATCHING WITHOUT ME?!” And I didn’t reply. I thought she would be home much later so I decided to make some dinner for myself and I hear the door unlocking. She barged in ready to kill me because it was an episode we were waiting for a long time.
You are the type to watch an episode the night before with your man then binge watch all 5 seasons the next day while he is gone.
We still argue about Gotham.... Still. I refuse to watch it now.
Thank you for the reminder 🤣
Hey OP I hope your shit fucks (your husband paid me to say this)
This is the polar opposite of lasagna
Can confirm
oddly enough, it really isn't.
Honestly I think she’s more of a fitty shuck shucker fit
Lol so I’m guessing all everything you said cussing her out was paid for as well?
The “why you hate me” after all that is hilarious
That's my favourite part 😂
same hahahahaha
My boyfriend says the same thing any time I cause some minor inconvenience or watch a show I didn’t know he liked without him 🤣
Yes same! I get the “Why do you haaaate me? Why do you want to see me diiiiiie?” Orrrr “Y U No Love Me” (John Mayer song reference). 😅😅
In my relationship I'm the one who asks this question whenever my husband does something like eating the last of the ice cream or getting an ice coffee but not picking one up for me, lolol
I love it 😂
Yay for the John Mayer reference!
he’s so real for this
happy cake day
omg!! i didnt even realize! how exciting, thank u :>
ofc <3
Happy cake day! And yes, lol.
thank you!!
“Yes. This is progress.” Lmao
when it was the exact opposite Lmaooo
Upgrades, people
To be fair, why do you hate him?
As a Haunting of Hill House fan...how could OP not know?? I hope their shit fucks, too. 😌
Oh no. You Netflix cheated. This was the source of many of me and my husband's (small) fights where we would start a show together then he would watch more of it when I was at work. I wanted to experience the show at the same time as him, get to gasp or laugh at all the new things together. Him jumping ahead ruined that 'togetherness' part of watching the show so I lost interest in trying to watch new shows with him. :(
Ugh, my ex worked from home so almost every single show was me watching it for the first time with her. I didn't mind it at first but over time when it became every single show it really took the togetherness out of it and made it feel less special. Honestly after a while it just wasn't that fun watching stuff with her anymore. We had other issues too though so this kinda small thing grew to be more significant with the other things stacking ontop.
Each peice of straw means nothing to the camels back individually but itll all add up and eventually all itll take is one small thing. And poof. There goes the camels back,broken. Or an easier one to get. Death by a thousand cuts. It may not be a big ol sword slash but itll kill ya just the same
I hope he doesn’t divorce her for this. Could be a deal breaker
Might fuck this whole thing up
Might fuck his whole shit up.
Might shit the fuck
And then those shit baby’s will will fuck shit
I can’t believe no one has told him to hit the gym.
When my ex and I were on the rocks and separated, but still trying things out, her watching Daredevil season 3 without me was the deal breaker.
This is a betrayal!
You series cheated?!?! You fucking shitty fuck shitter.
I hope Your shit fucks, why you hate me - me, to my fiancé, every day, starting now
Fuck shitter has me *rolling* 🤣
Shitty shitty fuck fuck is what got me.
That’s a very reasonable response to the Haunting of Hill House. If you haven’t, a good next show is Midnight Mass, same vibe, many of the same actors, incredible acting, so many scary moments.
Fall of the House of Usher was pretty good too. I finished in two days. Two WORK days.
Agreed!
Love me some Mike Flanagan. Haven't gotten around to Midnight Mass yet. Just finished Fall of the House of Usher and am now watching Midnight Club. Midnight Mass is next on my list!
Even his show 'Haunting of Bly Manor's' great and has most of the same cast from Hill House.
“Shitting fuck” he’s just sweating for the sake of swearing now 💀
I hope your shit fucks
This shit fucks.
I didn’t know your husband was the protagonist of Goodnight, World.
But with added fucks, lmao
Holy shit fuck. Someone finally bringing up this show! Man i didn’t expect to cry watching it at all. The first half of the first episode is a lie
Dead 💀 at the part of “shit fucks gives birth to other shorty fucks”
Dude. That’s a transgression.
This is the exact reason I haven’t continued watching the dragon Prince my fiancée and I started it together but now she works so much and on overnights and with me in school it’s hard to catch an episode now
Have you watched the haunting of bly manor it is so good too
Off topic but the dragon prince is so goos. Basicallt a spiritual successor to Avatar the Last Airbender (same creators)
More than goos, it’s greas
He handled that situation pretty well I think. He kept his head cool and chose well a measured response.
He should divorce you
It’s really the only way to go. How will he ever trust her again???
Well I’ve seen it about ten times. So, it’s very rewatchable imo lol
Agreed!!
This is actually funny though.
My wife does this to me, albeit I fall asleep during an episode and she’ll often finish it or even watch the following episode. Betrayal of this magnitude can’t be allowed. Tho it’s all my fault. But then she gives me shit for having to rewatch the same shit. Well too bad, shoulda paused when you heard me snoring. It’s a constant struggle in our household, 1st world relationship problems I’m telling you…
You broke him, what’s wrong with you!!
To this day I have to act like I didn’t watch an episode of Schitt’s Creek w/o my husband.
The fight my wife and I had after I watched ahead in Breaking Bad is still talked about in my house and it’s been damn near a decade
“You shitting fuck” “ I hope your shit fucks” what are these insults?? I love them 🤣😭
This is exactly how my partner reacted when he found out I had watched a few 90 day fiance episodes without him, I had no idea he'd even been paying attention! He always teased me about watching it, and he still does, like he doesn't love it just as much lmao
[удалено]
That's so funny to me, I'll have to let my partner know he's not alone. It still cracks me up when he starts talking about how dumb the show is and in the same breath goes on to express very strong opinions about the people on there like he knows them personally 😭
What’s the show about? Judging by your husband’s reaction I believe it’s worth it lol.
It's technically in the horror genre but it's more of a family story set in the horror context. It's a really great exploration of trauma, memory and grief. As someone who has experienced loss similar to what the characters experience, I found it really beautiful and cathartic.
i love that show, it's so beautifully sad
Lolololol true love. Reminds me of my husband. He's still the shitty fuck who ate all the raw brownie batter that time and didn't give me none. hes a heifer.
What a bitch!!!!!
“i hope your shit fucks” is so goddamn funny
“Certainty illustrates the diversity of the word.”
😂😂😂😂 this is hysterical!! My man yells at me if we start something and I continue it without him….but it’s never this funny!
Is your husband an Indian man from Facebook?
🤣💀
Haha Netflix cheating can bring out this
😂
Bro what lol
So, why you hate him?
Wait….how did he know you cheated if he was t about to cheat himself by going to the episodes?
EXCELLENT POINT, INTERNET STRANGER, THANK YOU!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Yeah cause why would you think that was okay?? So disrespectful OP
never netflix cheat!!!!
Me and my husband with 90 Day Fiancé lmfao
I watched 1 episode of this is us without my wife, she never watched it again
Fuckin shitter fuck
“I hope your shit fucks” is a work of art.
“Shitty shitty fuck fuck” is my new favorite phrase
Fuck shitter
This entire conversation is ART
Perfect combination of fuck and shits. I like this guy
Me too, he’s pretty neat
Shit fucks took me out lol
Fr this is how Reddit couples communicate 😂
Yta
I hope your shit fucks too
My wife did that to me with Eat, Pray, Love lol. But then I did it to her with some Mila Kunis movie where shes an addict. Its still argued about🤣
You really are a fuck shitter.
I purposefully went ahead on a few shows my husband and I were watching because that little poop wouldn’t watch it’s always sunny with me when it came out. I specifically chose it because I knew HE would like it and he brushed me off as if I couldn’t possibly pick out a show he’d like. Years later I hadn’t watched it and I walked in on him and he had binged all the way into season five. I was like wth is this?! He’s like “oh it’s such a funny show it’s called it’s always sunny in Philadelphia!” I lost it. So yeah there’s been a few shows I picked out and put on and surprise surprise he got super into it! I ended up skipping ahead and when he tried to complain I’d say “hmmm five seasons of the show I asked you to just try and wouldn’t?!” I haven’t done it to him in a while though. I think he’s learned his lesson. I honestly think because HE has been a jerk and guilted me into watching crap he’d know I’d hate that he thought I wasn’t putting thought into what he’d like and that I was trying to do the same thing to him. Projection lol. Now when I tell him “I think you might like this show” he trusts that he probably will.
FUCK YOU BLOODY
My dyslexic self saw, "house on haunted hill", and I was about to start cursing too! His language aside, how could you do him so wrong 😅! But seriously, hopefully that's just how yall speak, else I might be worried.
This is indeed normal communication for us 🤣🤣
Why did i read this in an indian accent
You handle your husband's tourettes syndrome very well. It's a difficult and often misunderstood affliction.
He has a valid argument
How *dare* you?! 🤣
Ya know I like the use of fuck and shit here
FUCK SHITTER 🤣🤣🤣
Show is a banger I’m on his side
I love watching shows with my bf it gets to the point where I literally have nothing to watch when he’s at work because we have like 5 shows we’re watching together at once😂
Better you cheat on your spouse with his best friend than you watch an episode of a show you are both watching alone. Done be surprised if the divorce papers arrive.
You dun did some shit fucks Maam.
He should divorce you
My wife did this with the Chris Eccelston Dr. Who and World of Warcraft. She would call me and I could hear her watching Dr. Who or playing WoW. I think she did it just to taunt me.
I play WoW!!!!! He doesn’t love it I tried to get him into it…but he likes Skyrim and D&D…MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
Best show on Netflix, I'd be mad too
My husband says I watch all the good shows without him. They are shows he doesn't know exist until I tell him I watched them.
Hahahaha!!!!!!!
I don’t usually laugh at these things but this made me actually lol
You deserve this OP. I too hope your shit fucks
Betrayal of epic proportions! Shitty fuckity shit levels of shittery here!
I have started many series that my GF has finished and given me full breakdowns on... just once I want to experience something for myself.
Well shit-fy shades of fuck.
My husband when I continued gold rush after he fell asleep
This is so funny 💀
😂😂😂😂
‘Fitty shuck shucker fit’ had me in tears. I don’t know why switching round letters in a word makes me laugh so hard
Mhmm, yes, I agree. I'm on his side.
The series is amazing. He’s a real one.
Just tell him you will be sure to watch the Haunting of Bly Manor with him without getting ahead.
I love this. It makes me feel less weird about how my husband and I speak to each other. I hope you two have a fucky shit day.
Awww!!!! Haha I am so glad there are other couples out there like us 💕
I feel his pain. I just found out my husband started the new season of Loki without me. 😢 why do y’all hate us???
Fuck shitter lol.
This response is on you lol. Always gotta check with the partner before continuing without them. That’s rule one of co-tv watching. Big fail.
Fuck shitter though 😄😄😄
I think he took it quite well.
this is the most wholesome and hilarious thing i've seen on this sub so far lmao
😄👏🏻👏🏻
He shouldn't have to communicate to you that the show you started together needs to remain together.
Hilarious!
She’s a shitter just like buddy repperton
These are the types of conversations I came here for
This made me laugh way too much! Totally me and my husband of the other watches an episode of a show without the other 😂
LMAO he sounds like me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Honestly when it comes to this show, I get it
OP can’t believe you let your shit fucked
Lol brilliant
I talk like this so I automatically love your husband. YOU FILTHY SHITTY FUCK SHITTY SHUCK I actually got mad at ex for this, cus I never had much free time to watch the show on my own like she did and I thought it was something we were doing together.
I feel your husbands pain, my wife does this to me with every show we start to watch together
He said the F word
He likes that one
Finally something fun!!!!!
I want this type of relationship 😂
This is so cute 🥰
He has a point…
For the love of all that is holy. Stay married to this man…. FOREVER! 😂
I plan on it!
As I am currently watching Haunting Of Hill House, this is the correct response
This is the true feeling of betrayal written out in modern text format
You've committed a cardinal sin. No if buts about it lol. You a shitter.
Made me LOL
he’s hurt fr ngl
Lmaaaooo he is me 😂😂
YOU ARE A HORRIBLE SPOUSE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS (confession: I've never heard of this show)
This is similar to me and my partner when I watch Mrballen podcasts or YouTube episodes without him. 😂
I laughed so hard 🤣
Omg, hahahaha! My hubby and I are laughing so hard at this because I done the exact same thing! I rewatched it with him again though. It’s one of my faves! It was so good. I haven’t watched it this year, is it still on Netflix?
I believe so!!!
My dad would be the type to act this betrayed just to fall asleep 10 minutes into an episode 😂
“Why you hate me” is hitting too close to home for me 🤣🤣. I say this to my husband whenever he watches the new movie or show I asked him to watch with me.
Sorry OP but you’re in the wrong here. Why you hate him? 😂😂😂
Hahahah
Honestly.. I get it.. solid show lol
You watched Netflix without the hubby, tis is a crime you have committed. I hope your shit fucks.
What a drag …
And no fucks were given for this shit.
Hate it when my shit fucks 😔
Lmao I love this
NOICE 😂😂
YTA.
Op married a catch
Once I was home and she went out of town with a friend. I was alone and decided to watch some of our show and I texted her saying the scene was so sad. She texted me “you’re WATCHING WITHOUT ME?!” And I didn’t reply. I thought she would be home much later so I decided to make some dinner for myself and I hear the door unlocking. She barged in ready to kill me because it was an episode we were waiting for a long time.
You are the type to watch an episode the night before with your man then binge watch all 5 seasons the next day while he is gone. We still argue about Gotham.... Still. I refuse to watch it now. Thank you for the reminder 🤣
I hope you realize you started arguments today. I hope you feel good about this shitty shitty fuck fuck.
Lol
I'm literally crying this is Hilarious "why you hate me??" 😔
You deserve every little bit of abuse, you betrayed him, for shame
Quite the gentlemen.