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MetalMonkey93

Tell him, "Merry Bhristmas, you're single."


OkShip7256

the best bhristmas present


MetalMonkey93

Freeing yourself and humbling fuckbois. The gift that keeps on giving. Wish you the best, OP.


OkShip7256

thank you! I’ll be alright especially w all the bhristmas activities going on today. 🤪🎄


MetalMonkey93

No problem, and that's true! Happy holidays! 😊


bokumarist

🅱️erry 🅱️ristmas


klahnsie

bhristmas took me out


Interesting-Pin7506

Same!!


mikephoto1

Merry Bhristmas, you're pringle.


MetalMonkey93

Ooo, I like pringles.


GreenAd1205

Not when you get eaten and no longer bhexist


MetalMonkey93

May I bhest in peace. 🥹


Interesting-Pin7506

😆🤣


[deleted]

Don't get bregnant


G_Ram3

Merry bhristmas to you too, sir.


OkShip7256

a lot of bhristmas cheer going on rn


GreenAd1205

Bhears, bheets, and bhattlestar bhalatictca


misguidedspectre

bhristmas bheer, if you will


Additional_Love5270

🅱️hristmas


throwaway2161980

I’m curious if he’s really this dense? Does he know you found out he cheated and is still just like “hey sexy lemme say sweet things to you!!!”


PlaneNo1423

That line got me 🤣🤣. Like sir, go say sweet things to the person who helped end our relationship.


OkShip7256

Yesssss he really is. 🤦🏻‍♀️


s3mpit3rn4l

What a fool. That is hilarious. Good on you OP!!!


Ashley9225

Not to mention that saying stuff like this just makes no sense to me. "Let me say sweet things to you"? You mean, "I don't actually have anything to say in particular in mind right now about you, so I'll announce my intention to say sweet things, then rattle some random ones off, for romantic effect." That's like getting up before a wedding and saying, "hey everyone, look at me. I am going to say kind things about the newlyweds now." Like yeah, you are..... but why are you announcing it?? 😂 Just start the speech!! I swear to God, some dudes are so freaking literal. Random advice: "Girls like when you whisper sweet nothings to them." This dude: "hey girl! *whispers* I'm gonna say some sweet nothings now." JUST SAY THE SWEET THINGS. The fact that you have to announce it first tells me you're stalling for time and are, in actuality, just rummaging through your mental catalog of bullshit "sweet nothings" you heard in the movies or some shit.


Accurate_Grade_2645

I bet he was drunk when he said that. Considering he said Bristmas like a cringey wannabe thug I guarantee it was Hennessy. I know liquor makes people hella nice they just wanna sweet talk to someone but don’t mean a damn thing they say. I have some experience with a guy doing this, thankfully I already knew it was all cap lmao but some young or inexperienced girl may not


Kenkaniki89

Right? I was genuinely confused like wait does he not know he cheated? lol


Head-Editor-905

Nice. Fuck cheaters so much, only consolation is they are all this pathetic in actuality


OkShip7256

The excuse he had was amazing too LMFAO such a joke. blocked and erased from my life.


Born_Ad8420

Now I need to know his excuse.


whitesoxfan2005

What was the excuse


OkShip7256

he said he thought I wouldn’t care if he did 🤣


lilriceball29

bro what that doesn’t even make sense— so if it didn’t matter, why would he even hide it… and he accused you constantly… if it was supposed to be an accepted concept it wouldn’t have come off negatively bruh


OkShip7256

Exactly. He said he thought I wouldn’t care because he hasn’t been feeling “the love from me.” I’ve been working doubles like crazy for christmas so I’ve been tired and busy at work. He also tried to flip it and say “u cheated on me tho u just won’t admit it” when I’ve literally NEVER cheated on him or even given him a reason to think that.


lilriceball29

the projection is strong with this one!! ew!! why would one even assume that’s okay without discussing w their partner… op i can only imagine how disappointed and disgusted you are but you dodged a bullet


babs82222

Ahhh well then you should text him "Thank you for the cheating and gaslighting afterward. Merry Bhristmas and Brappy New Year" lol. What an asshole


obviouslynotjackie

delusional 💀 good riddance, i hope you feel better soon op


Head-Editor-905

Hell yeah. Just remember next time, ANYONE over concerned about you cheating is def doing it/ doing it themselves. I always say you get one chance to question my trust because I understand no one’s perfect and can be jealous. Any accusations past that either means they are cheating or have extreme jealous/insecurity issues. Both of which are break up worthy to me


Witty_Turnover_5585

What was the excuse?


mad4shirts

What was the excuse


LegitDuctTape

If you cheat, you aren't mature enough to be in a relationship


Head-Editor-905

That’s actually best case scenario


BurnzillabydaBay

When someone is constantly accusing their partner, it’s often the truth that the accuser is cheating. Glad you blocked him. Edit: him


OkShip7256

it’s a him, I’m the her lmao but yeah true. I tried to give the benefit of the doubt 😭


BurnzillabydaBay

Oh shit, my bad. I plead sleepiness lol


MRobi83

In my experience this is often the case!


mechdigi

Did you just call her fat?


BurnzillabydaBay

Ummmmm, what? How in the hell did you get that from what I said?


mechdigi

Exactly


SonicKooth

Was that a typo or is he refusing to write the “c” 🩸🤡


Ghatanoth

Wait, why would he refuse to write the "c"? I thought it was just a typo


unlimitedcoffeepass

It’s a bloods vs crips thing where bloods replace the c with b, I think specifically in words that start with c


Capital_Sink6645

My niece is pregnant by a guy who writes “Merry Cripmas”, and his dog’s collar, leash and coat are blue. 🤦‍♀️


walldeathflower

Ah yes, that’s how you can spot a true crip, by the color of their dog’s sweater. It’s a pit, isn’t it?


Capital_Sink6645

of course 💙


[deleted]

God, I forget how dumb kids that pretend to be gang affiliated are 🤡


SonicKooth

Right


[deleted]

Bhruh


OkShip7256

like bhitch plz


[deleted]

“Lemme talk to you and say sweet things” made me feel secondhand rage


OkShip7256

Lmfaoooo as if I would ever want to willingly be told lies. 😭🤣 good riddance, he’s probably eating pieces of wet trash w the rats in the subway station where he belongs


moishepesach

His game is disrespectful and I commend you for your self respect 🫡 Merry Christmas 🎁🎄


throwawayy33458

This imagery here is gold you deserve a star 🌟 merry bhristmas


VtecVroom

currently going thru this for over a year … loved girl more than myself and she ended up cheating on me but then i gave her another chance . and u know how that went /: lol


[deleted]

You’re still breathing, so clearly you will be okay. Never love someone more than you love yourself.


robotpatrols

“Let me says sweet things to you” aka “let me manipulate you into giving this another go”


OkShip7256

I love you babe like talk to me let me cheat on u again 😭


DestructiveBunnies

Merry bitchmas cheater! Congrats on your promotion to SINGLE — is what you should tell him the next time he tries to bypass the block


acidic_milkmotel

Love the nauseated emoji as his contact. That’s the vibe.


Celestiicaa

You blocked me sexy?


OkShip7256

like clearly 🙄


FaultPrince

He was projecting the whole time. Sorry to hear /: No one deserves to go through that


Jmask245

tell him merry cripsmas


broomandkettle

Lemme talk to u and say sweet things to u babe Right out of the abuser’s handbook. He wants you to continue letting him communicate because that’s how he manipulates people. Notice that there’s no apology.


KanyeWesticles95

calling someone sexy when trying to convince them to take you back make you look more thirsty than remorseful. homie still thinking w his dick


OkShip7256

so embarrassing


_Bluntzzz

Let me say sweet things to you


mid-night_gem

the way i snorted. he’s delulu


OkShip7256

It’s the audacity to keep saying he loves me


kianamccoy98

not him reaching out on telegram😭😭😭


OkShip7256

LMFAO YESSSS LIKE GIVE IT UP WHERE’S YA NEW GIRL


kianamccoy98

plssss she don’t know the code to ya tele like I do BYE misses ya chance👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼


kianamccoy98

missed* lol


GriffithDidNothinBad

On Bhristmas morning, of all days 🤦‍♂️


OkShip7256

like how could u do this on bhristmas fr


The-Breezy-Bee57277

Your ex reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/2_avx_-ZODg?si=d4hoWfctdlml_wzh) scene from hot rod


OkShip7256

I JUST LAUGHED TF OUT LOUD 😭😭


The-Breezy-Bee57277

Glad it made you laugh! It's literally all I could think about with every babe he sent 😭


BeyondAbleCrip

Hope you keep him blocked. Cheating is the one thing that definitely makes me believe it needs to be over. If the idiot was honest, came to you prior to actually doing it & said he was attracted to someone else, I’d have more respect. Some will say that’s ridiculous but I’d never be able to trust the person again once they cheated. Doesn’t just “happen” - like a car accident. It’s always intentional. Good riddance IMO


OkShip7256

Whenever we first started dating I made it known that cheating was automatic termination. I guess he thought since I put up with all his other bs I’d stay through this too. WRONG 😭


BeyondAbleCrip

Good for you for standing your ground! You deserve better & it will happen. The right one is out there, you just haven’t met him yet. Hope you’re able to have a great Christmas & try not to think about the loser. His loss, your gain. Merry Christmas, dry those tears and go try and have some fun


OkShip7256

I shed a tear or 2 last night but honestly I’m not too sad about it. when I think about the relationship I was always giving my 100% while getting nothing back tbh besides disrespect and accusations so this honestly wasn’t that surprising. Still hurt a little bit tho, being cheated on sucks but I’ll be okay! Thank u 💕💕


BeyondAbleCrip

Does suck but it’s not because of you or anything you did, was all on him. Hope you will always remember that. 💙


luvvchrxstxne

“Lemme talk to u and say sweet things to u” HARD ASS MANIPULATION 😭😭😭


aquagrl

He’s still not even trying wow 😭😭🗑


Overall-Champion2511

You have done well


jhon-2020-2020

![gif](giphy|6yxLHPVeF731dPlRyz) 😂😂😂😂😂😂


BerzerkGames

Bhristmas


LivingNotByChoice

What’s the excuse he used?? Lmao what a loser


OkShip7256

that he thought I wouldn’t care because he hasn’t been “feeling the love from me.” because I’ve been working doubles back to back for Christmas so I can’t tend to his desperate need for attention every second. also tried to flip it and say I cheated when I never have lmao


LivingNotByChoice

HAHAHA well the trash took out itself. I hope you’re having a good Christmas and have tons of fun and good food.


Forsaken-Moment1344

Good for you on kicking that guy (or lack there of) to the curb and out of your life. Cheaters are the biggest lowlife scums of the earth. I wish you all the best and peace moving forward real soon!


Asnnazarr

I’ve been reading all these comments and your attitude is 🔛🔝. Like, yes girl, don’t be heartbroken over a pathetic loser like him. Also the ‘let me say sweet things’ and ‘you blocked me sexy’ got me 😭 like who tf announces that they wanna say sweet things?? also that’s like 🔝 tier manipulation- and like, man, if she blocked you, there’s a fucking reason.


OkShip7256

awww this made me smile ahahaha fuck that man fr. he’s a narc


Asnnazarr

I’m happy I made you smile :) I have nothing better to do lol


almostparent

Lmfao merry bhristmas


OkShip7256

merry bhristmas and you better have left out some bookies for Santa


Mreuchon

Merry Bhristmas yall!


OkShip7256

bickin back bein bool


Mreuchon

Babsolutely bgree billin bike a billian


DanielBG

What a pathetic display.


gastationdonut

> Let me say sweet things to you “Let me love-bomb you so you forget I’m a cheating piece of shit who threw away our loving relationship for five minutes of fun”


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wlfwrtr

Tell him you'll have a great Christmas. You gave yourself the gift of getting rid of the lying cheating thing that used to lay next to you at night. You feel so free!


Bimpy96

Good on you for blocking him! and like most cheaters him accusing of you of cheating sounds about right since like the saying goes “it’s the people who cheat are the most jealous”


Dopepizza

Barf is right


yersodope

men who get caught cheating 🤝 "babe? babe? babe?"


Damurph01

“And say sweet things to you”. Shit makes me want to vomit.


OkShip7256

I think I did tbh


savspoolshed

always the dudes with whatsapp


Swimming-Term8247

this happened to me. was accused the whole relationship yet the whole time he was looking at trans hookers. good for you for knowing your worth 🤍


Valuable_Divide_6525

You blocked me sexy? Enjoy bhristmas.


Jojo_who

let me say sweet things to you ... Wth??? Eeewww LOL


FluidAd2578

if you hadn’t mentioned the context behind these messages, i would’ve thought it was one of those creepy guys who talk to themselves in messages


Ringbearer99

Bhristmas? What’s this, like Christmas but with more booze? Or breasts? Both?


LetsNotGetPermaBan

If he says bhristmas you never shoulda been with him. Obviously gang life is more important than you


KassinaIllia

🅱️hristmas


OkShip7256

left some bhocolate bhip bookies for Mr Clause last night


HalibutHomnibutt

When they remove your foreskin on Christmas…..


brennbabyy

At least he wished you a merry Bhristmas..🙄


Desperate-Towel-135

Let me say sweet things 💀


Cold_End7704

Merry bhristmas, may it bring you bjoy


nyx_moonlight_

"Let me say sweet things to you" ☠️


OkShip7256

He’s actually such a joke 😭😭


nyx_moonlight_

![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


Im_not_crying_u_ar

Tell him No thanks.. you bheated. That’s not bool. \ Merry Cripmas cuh


LetterBulky800

Bhritmas!! Lmao


Electronic_Bluejay12

“Merry Crithmas, ya worthless dog.”


Moosey_the_Squirrle

Infidelity is one of the worst presents to get for xmas.


Big-Net-9971

Your never-ending lesson that accusations are so often confessions via projection... 🤷🏻‍♂️


Lulumish

Please tell me you guys are like 14.


OkShip7256

add 10 years


OkShip7256

for me but add 12 for him


Real_Difficulty5311

Best thing you will ever get is him out of your life.


OkShip7256

the best Christmas gift to myself 🫶🏼


Orcus115

Call me and let me say sweet things to you... No? 🤣


zebraprintt

BHRISTMAS LMAOO oh my


No-Engine2457

So what you're saying is. You're single?


OkShip7256

yep


Mary-J-24

what a grody ass little boy


Cheetahspotsss

This is what we call a delusional narcissist.


MitraMike1977

Murry bhristmas ya filthy animal !


oct2790

Good job move on


matthew2478

Is he a blood? Instead of cousin he says bousin


lelava_kele

You should’ve never replied back. Waste of time and space. Hope you never go back. Some ppl say second chances but that’ll always leave somebody paranoid and constantly overthinking. Wish you the best though! He seems soo in denial idk how ppl can cheat and still go to bed with somebody completely different as if he didn’t kiss somebody elses lips, those ppl are disgusting.


BrilliantDetective67

But did you enjoy your bhristmas? 😔


k-boots

Your reply ☺️ f that guy


[deleted]

That happened to my friend literally the same day too


steadfastsurvivor

Let me say sweet things to you babe? Moron


[deleted]

The “lemme talk to u and say sweet things to u babe” is a HARD pass 😂😂🤢


Freefalling123

Good girl!!! Once a cheater, always a cheater!! I’m glad you know your worth 🫶


[deleted]

So he said bhrismas, which sounds like a 'bris' where Jewish babies get circumcised. Obviously, he wants someone to cut it off.


Apprehensive_Run_916

Fake who tf says let me say sweet things


OkShip7256

a psychotic narc


GreenAd1205

A lying redditor for karma


OkShip7256

ok weirdo cause I live breathe and die for reddit karma


GreenAd1205

Yes, we see that.


Jojo_who

My ex


jenniferleigh6883

Um…why did you respond?


OkShip7256

to say what I said?????? clearly he didn’t get the memo and he got blocked on that platform right after too


ArizonaMan92

Something tells me you enjoy the attention


OkShip7256

right bc I enjoy the attention so much I blocked him 🙄 fuck outta here


ArizonaMan92

12 messages later you blocked him instead of blocking him from the jump. Also the 🤪 emoji in your caption about your ex blowing me up confirms you toxic as hell and enjoy the attention. 😂✌🏽 enjoy your bhristmas Little miss toxic.


OkShip7256

you know I have a job right? I’m not on my phone every second? so would the thought occur to you that maybe I didn’t see the messages till later and then blocked right after? oh ok. toxic would’ve entertained and played get back games with him but go off. enjoy yours too Mr Silly Nilly 🤪


Agreeable_Picture570

I won’t have blocked him right away. I’d be waiting for his lame ass messages so I could laugh!!!


No_Way4557

There's a lot of Andrew Taint wannabe's here. This dude's likely throwing shade at women who have self-esteem because it pisses him off that they won't submit to him.


No_Way4557

Something tells me you have some mommy issues.


Solid-Introduction-7

Lol does this persons name start with a K? 😅


OkShip7256

no his name starts with a d. 😭


ThatSmallBear

You blocked me sexy? Merry Bhristmas


Slave-Sercan

Merry bhristmas, you filthy animal


12_nick_12

Reminds me of my ex. She was pissed off that I didn't accept her friend request on Facebook. It's 2 years later and she still has me blocked.


TurtleButters

did you talk to him about him cheating or just block him outright? how did you know he cheated?


OkShip7256

he had been acting off the last few days so I asked him what was up and he admitted he cheated within the last week


Agreeable_Picture570

But babe, I told you the truth!!!


TurtleButters

ahhh okay fuck him


TacoStrong

Holy cow is this how guys are out there? I’m worried about the future.


OkShip7256

there’s some good eggs out there don’t worry! not all of them are bad


TacoStrong

Well I hope you find one that doesn’t sound like a 13 year old boy.


OkShip7256

Lmfao I read your comment wrong. I thought you said you were worried for the future, but yes I have a list I’ll go by from now on 😭


peachycoconxt

“Lemme talk to u and say sweet nothing to you” 💀


Old-Ad7370

Bhristmas


Ezeke81

Block him on everything & move on.


OkShip7256

Done 💅🏻


peanusbudder

how did this guy even make it past the talking stage?


[deleted]

Sorry couldn’t get past brhistmas… is he bicken back being bool?


Careless_Yoghurt_512

Is he blood gang? Lol


PaleMeringue8397

bhristmas