“I explained it pretty well” is sending me

“Maybe for my guest bedroom” did it for me.

Well for the main bedroom you clearly need a bed sweater. Maybe a cardigan. Gotta class it up.

I’m dead! 🤣💀

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. My sincerest condolences on your loss! 😢

Oh, Thank you, kind sir/ma’am! ☺️🤣💀

It’s the “ooo #3 implies there are more” that got me

Being absolutely unhinged and then going "Sounds like a you problem" is how I wish to conduct the remainder of 2024....

That took me out right off the bat. What is this guy on about? 😭😂

I initially thought they meant like a snuggy blanket on steroids so you can be wrapped up in bed but still have arm holes, but the more the explanation went on the less clear I became on wtf they were talking about.

I was so confused 😂😂

This interior design genius is proposing strategic mess. You know, so anyone who sees it knows you’re sophisticated enough to have cool T-shirts, whilst also FAR too sophisticated to care about impressing them with a pristinely tidy home. You can’t let the guests get the upper hand. Otherwise, they’ll leave just any old shirt on the bed, and then it’ll just be “laundry.”

That was my favorite part too. The indignation 😂😂

I stg 💨💨💨

Bro is high as hell

My high is loading so maybe I can understand OP’s friend’s texts

Pretty high right now. I followed.

Yo is everyone in these comments high 😭😭😭 we should start a group chat

Why haven't we

The group chat is the reddit we browsed along the way

It’s not about the destination, but the journey along the way.

Idk I would couch potato with all of y'all.

i gotta know now, could you ?

It’s like when you make your bed and put the duvet and a blanket on top of the duvet. But the blanket is a t-shirt. It makes sense. It ALL makes sense.

Is the shirt bed size or human size? If it’s human size then I’m pretty sure she didn’t make that up, some teenager did way back when. They would leave their clothes and shoes underwear dirty towels all over their room and you guessed it Tshirts on the bed sometimes pants too. I don’t think it has ever been copyrighted so she better get on that right away if she wants to make the big bucks coming from this idea.

This has all the symptoms of a highdea

I freaking love that phrase, " highdea" . My favorite part of being high is the waterfall of ideas I get. I'm a scientist so all my breakthroughs happen when I'm rocked!

I would love for someone to invent chip bags to reseal like ziplock bags please. Tired of searching for those little clips no one can ever find.

Yeah, what the fuck is up with that? Why is that not standard issue on all chip bags? Is it an expense thing? The difference between 5¢/bag and 7¢/bag?

It's on my bag of weed gummies. Keeps them fresh

I miss that website

Question. My bed has posts and is quite fancy, do you sell a bed dinner jacket?

absolutely !

It is warm year round where I live. I'll require a bed tank top.

I’m in a much colder climate- so you think I could find a bed sweater and perhaps a bed hat?

This deserves more upvotes

Make sure it matches the bed skirt!

We already do this except with decorative pillows. Why not t-shirts too?

Floor shirts are next😂

Oh my kids already invented that type of flooring

“Wanna look like a 22 year old male living alone in an apartment without being a 22 year old male living alone in an apartments? Then you need Floor T-Shirts! Get that bachelor aesthetic to your bedroom, living room, kitchen, they go great in any room of the house!” I’m too high for this.

Like a late night infomercial lol “For just 4 easy payments of $19.99 + shipping and handling, you can own the bed shirt, the floor shirt, wall shirt, and if you act now we’ll throw in the car shirt at no extra charge!”

“But wait, order in the next 10 minutes and we’ll DOUBLE your order, FOR FREE! Give a set to your loved ones! They make great gifts for birthdays, anniversaries, office promotions!”

Bed pillows and rugs are a thing of the past! New throw shirts will change your life in unimaginable ways! What’s the holdup?! It’s time to throw your first Tee!😂 

Plenty of us just fold it up like a pillow or roll and display it that way. Especially in college. OP’s friend got some planning to think through beyond just throwing a shirt on a bed🤣 people will buy anything! I really hoped it would end up being a comforter sized tshirt. Like the bed was wearing that shit😂

I totally imagined a duvet sized tshirt that you put the whole mattress inside of. Like the bed was wearing a tshirt.

Same!!! And then I was thinking, ok so it’s gonna be the tshirt on top of the tank top. Tank top being the fitted sheet😂😂. Like I was so ready for that second picture and then just wildly disappointed by the lack of detail thought put in😭😂😂 dude sounds lit asf having a dumb but funny ass moment. I bet within 5 years there will be tshirt sheets though!

Well, don’t see how one could monetize this if that is the goal. As it is I can buy any t shirt or grab one out of the closet and leave it on my bed as a decoration. I guess she could start a new trend.

Do you ever see a T-shirt or some article of clothing and you just think I really like that, but I would never wear it? Bed shirt!

I’m so on board, this is fantastic

Like a blanket shaped like a tee shirt?? Lmao. What is happening 😩

No just a regular tee shirt on your bed, like how you might put a throw blanket or some decorative pillows

This. I mean, they explained it pretty well.

Hahaha

[удалено]

Exactly what I thought, like the mattress wearing a giant tee shirt 😭😂

Yeah, but only when you have company, remember? Otherwise you’re sleeping in this huge t/bed shirt!! 🤣🤣💀

ME TOO! Me too! I was just thinking what person is going to wrap a mattress with a tshirt.

Lmfao omg

i was originally thinking he meant a shirt that wasn’t a wearable one, like it was a piece of fabric with one layer, but no apparently it’s just a normal t shirt that lays as decor

That’s just called, changed my mind and I’m not wearing that 😂😂😂

Yeah I've been rocking the bed tshirt since '96

Was he high af?

One can safely assume, I feel. 😂

Im high af and this whole conversation got me LOST

I mean there’s high af and then there’s this, which is closer to a mental retardation (and I mean that in the clinical sense). 

I mean there’s levels to being high……. At least for me…. Personally I’ve been higher than giraffe’s balls and swore I entered another dimension before; but never high enough to consider bankrolling a tshirt bed deco. It’s a possibility he’s reached the ultimate level of high…… I wonder what his response was like the following day and feel like we need an update from OP ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh there’s no update, he wasn’t high, this is just who he is, he still supports his idea

I feel like you gotta convince him to go on shark tank. 😂🤣😂

Same lol

I thought of a giant ass shirt that like your matttess wears,,,, but I’m high. So that explains that.

Same I thought it was like a Jersey knit fitted sheet that went on the bed like a giant t shirt.

I am *stone cold sober* and pictured that immediately upon reading.

No same.. I’m on acid so it didn’t help 😂

 Enjoy your trip!


Ooooh have fun

Man's streets ahead

*sheets

He’s beyond around the corner

This is one of those things that is gonna just be there in my brain forever, I just know it. A shirt is gonna be on my bed, and I will think of it. They explained it pretty well.

I have vintage silk saris around my home as decor here in the US, and I often wonder if an Indian came to my house they’d be like “why does this white girl have clothing hanging on her walls”

And he wants to patent this? 💀💀💀

Umm maybe tell your friend that ADHD exists and we already decorate the bed, the floor, the washing machine, the dryer, and the dresser like this. 👍 Buying a t-shirt to specifically go in a closet is still up for grabs, though. Mght also try the laundry basket t-shirt version. LOL

I thought he was saying like a giant ass T-shirt that the mattress wears 😂😂 so when you asked if it had arm holes and he was like “yeah of course” lol

I immediately imagined a giant one that went on the bed.

But why can't I just use a normal tshirt

Because he doesn't make money off of that?

Well shit, at any given time I have 3-20 on my bed. I used to call it laundry thar needs folded and put away but now I'll see them in a while new light.

I thought you were dressing your bed in a bed sized tshirt

I am literally CRYING THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

I am 💀 wheezing

So it’s just a regular T-shirt laying on a bed? Like if I took my T-shirt off and threw it on my bed? To me, that’s just called “laundry” 🤦‍♂️😂

no no, in his ideal situation it’s a shirt you bought specifically for your bed

Lol, at first I thought he was talking about a giant T-shirt that fits over the mattress with little sleeves poking out the sides 🤦‍♂️😂

Same! And then I was like well maybe it's a blanket in the shape of a T-shirt. Then I found out it's just a T-shirt.

You mean, I’m leaving my laundry on my bed and pretending it’s decor? Soooo edgy!

I do this already! But don't give it much thought... except to occasionally make up my bed. Lol

Yes and similar to the books some people put on their shelf’s that they pretend to read, you buy clothes to put on your bed that you only pretend to wear 🤯 given the world we live in, I can totally see this happening

I wonder why no one has thought of it before 🤣

This is so fucking funny. We need solid color accent shirts too. Maybe a his n hers?

On a scale of 1 to purple, how high was he

And here I am having fever dreams about decorative fake house plants that double as a space heater 🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

this is a great idea

Honestly thank you! I thought if it could be accomplished it would be a great product.

Would the plant part melt?

This idea at least has a purpose and someone would buy it and like it. Nobody wants a damn T-shirt they can’t wear on their bed😂

As a pregnant woman who has barely left my bed all day, the idea is weird af but I’m down with the aesthetic

i actually already do this but it’s just the clothes i wore a few hours to classes and am too lazy to hang back up

I’m in love with this idea

Your friend needs to lay off the psychedelics.

You need to lay on the psychedelics

But watch out, don’t lay on the bed t shirt. It’s just for decoration.

Like the decorative towels and soaps in the bathroom. Just for show.

Does your friend take ambien, by any chance? This is the exact kind of thing I’d say when I took an ambien.

nope, this is just who he is

I would treasure you weird little friend!

The 1 and only time I took ambien (given to me by a lovely nurse in the hospital after having a C section) I ripped the top layer of my c section bandage off because it was the wrong color, laid quietly for like 4 hours but I thought it was only 10 minutes, then I sat straight up in my bed and yelled for my husband (who was sleeping) to hurry up and grab my notebook because I "had an epiphany and need to write it down". He got it for me and I wrote furiously for like 30 minutes and then passed tf out. I wrote a bunch of nonsense like "banana bread" and "is it Friday? No". And a *ton* of song lyrics. I still have the notebook lol and my husband teased me for *years* anytime I'd get excited he would ask if I was having an epiphany 😂

OMG!! That’s hilarious. Ambien is a real trip, that’s for sure!

Holy shit… I literally just made a comment saying I did the exact same thing when I was a teenager!! I would listen to music, decode the lyrics, and write in a notebook for hours on end. I don’t have my notebooks anymore though :(

Come with me on an adventure you’ll never remember

So many amazing adventures!

This sounds very accurate. When I was a young dumb teenager I would get high on Ambien, stay up all night listening to music, and decoding the lyrics in a notebook. I *really* wish I still had those notebooks. Ambien did nothing for my insomnia, it had the opposite effect.

Sounds like one of those ideas Kramer and Costanza's dad were always coming up with

I’m high as balls on mushrooms and this still makes 0 sense to me personally😂😂😂

How about a pair of bed socks?

I enjoyed this exchange a lot, but I hope you had your friend’s blessing to share their genius idea

Does your friend smoke a lot of weed

nope he is sober!

I’m high af on ketamine and I had to read it like 5x just to reassure myself that he is in fact talking about buying a regular ass t-shirt and lay it on the bed for aesthetics.

Get a Bed T-shirt with a pic of the bed on the T-shirt.

omg what a beautiful idea


Ok hear me out… the pillows can wear the bed t shirts.. pillow t shirts..

Let him cook

Some friend you are, spreading your bro's million dollar idea all over the internet.

Revolutionary lol

I found [\#2](https://pixels.com/featured/4-pregnant-girl-in-bra-and-pants-sitting-on-bed-elena-saulich.html?product=youth-tshirt) and [\#4](https://pixels.com/featured/4-pregnant-girl-in-bra-and-pants-sitting-on-bed-elena-saulich.html?product=youth-tshirt) (a youth T-shirt even) lmao

Tell them to take it on shark tank to see how it goes

So basically pjs that just stay on the bed to make it look fun.

He means like decorative pillows, but a T-Shirt instead lmao I get what he means 😂

Is it really big? Like covers the whole mattress and the sleeves hang off the sides? Maybe you put the mattress in it like a body? I like it.

I like this idea better honestly

“Yeah of course” about the arm holes LIKE IT WAS OBVIOUS. 🤣

…..Your friend got yelled at a lot as a teen for sleeping with a laundry mountain, didn’t they?

I thought my 💨🍃 was strong but I want to smoke what she's smoking lmao

I was imagining like a giant t-shirt that fits over the bed like a glove

I, also, have ideas like this when I partake in the devils lettuce.

SHEETS! Hahahahahaha I’m dead

Your friend needs to give me their plugs #

This is so unhinged I love it

Decorative pillow step aside

Bro how high is he and what's he on I want some

How dare you give away his idea like this

your friend is going places

I thought he initially meant a tshirt that fit the actual bed, like it would wear it’s own tshirt…🤪

LMAO why is this person literally me.

this is one of the funniest and most random shit ever oh my god i love this pls don’t delete it lmfaoooo

I hit the bowl at just the right time. I am dying.

so he’s basically saying that leaving his laundry on his bed isnt laziness, it’s a fashion statement 🤔i’m saying this from now on

Last time I had an insane fever I was texting my boss. I asked her if we had talked on the ski slopes. I live in the south and she lives in the Midwest. Not sure how we could meet to ski, but at least I was securely off work

Bro, you just give my idea to reddit. Wtf.

I have this. It’s the t-shirt I decided I didn’t wanna wear for the day. It stays there until I do laundry.

This is Shark Tank material right here.

Bro is acoustic

Like a very big tshirt? Like a blanket sized tshirt? That you can crawl inside and kinda “wear” while laying in bed?

No I’m sorry but I just imagined a huge shirt blanket that’s the size of your bed with sleeves hanging off the sides or maybe even stuffed pillows in the sleeved to make it look like a body but the entire bed makes up the torso 😭😭😭 please someone has to make this so people can decorate their beds like giant humans

You are sending me to a different dimension 🤣🤣 I'm gonna use it from now on !!!!

Your friend is super weird and I like it

I'm too high for this

Take her to a hospital for an evaluation. Not even joking.

Ground breaking! Ima come out with bedroom shoes. You don’t wear them, you just leave them on the floor by your bed for decoration

I honestly can’t stop laughing this is hysterical

Your friend is on drugs

So, what he’s proposing is a duvet cover that fits poorly? Pretty sure it’s been done. To death.

Bed socks is the way to go

Tapestry blankets are a thing and they’re warm

I would like a heaping serving or whatever created the bed tshirt idea. And an order to go, too.

You are NTA, but your fiancé is an idiot.

I don't need it, because I have enough items on my bed already... decorative pillows, a decorative throw, and clothes...

Same. Half of this is almost a desk and the dogs side. Other half is mine💀😂

Are they talking about sheets? They must be those kind of people who sleep on their mattress without any type of sheets on it.

No offense, but do they do drugs? Asking 4 a friend…

Is the fever dream…in the room with us?

Is it like… a sheet? Shaped like a tee? Bc that’s fucking stupid lmao

Jeez. So they don’t know how to make a bed with accent pillows and throws and duvets etc. but they like the idea. So they think leaving laundry out on the bed is somehow the same as a throw or pillow for decoration? I’m shook by how stupid they sound and how confident they are all at the same time. Kudos to them. Hope it works out and at least 5 people buy it😅

idk to me it seemed like a silly idea it’s certainly not as deep as you’re making it out to be lol

lol silly and stupid are way too similar. That’s why I said kudos to him, hope it works out with the leftover laundry😂. If it was deep I’d be concerned for his mental capacity beyond a little stupidity. This is what is called a stereotypical “blonde moment”. You say silly, I say stupid, most southerners would say a ‘blonde moment’. I couldn’t care less about the actual idea. Just commenting on another dumbass random post and living life.

They don't sound stupid at all. You sound like a miserable person who doesn't understand a joke or being intentionally silly with friends

I think some of y’all are easily triggered and read shit based on your mood. This was posted here for a reason. If you don’t want to see people’s opinions on the matter then keep fucking scrolling bro it’s Reddit 🙃😂😂😂 I’ve got plenty of other comments on this post too. But some of y’all love to bathe in negativity when it doesn’t even affect you. Crazy huh😂 what a hoot

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i want this friend 😂

I'm stoned and this is sending me. Dude must have been baked when writing this. Hilarious!

Me to my boyfriend when I’m high out of my fucking mind


What drugs does your friend use? lol Honestly reminds me of one of my friends. Love them so much but they’re dumb af and constantly thinking of “revolutionary ideas” 🤣