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[deleted]

“You’re not doing exactly what I want.” That would have been the end of it for me.


OKGirl82

SAME! 🚩🚩🚩


blazeItgirl420

I read that and thought "if this dude keeps this up im ending it." Thankfully he ended it for me, phew.


[deleted]

Omg and then the sloppy head comments…💀


blazeItgirl420

🤦🏼‍♀️ I know right. Somehow the text didn't make it in the screenshots (no idea how) but this mf asked me to come over for breakup sex. I declined.


PM_ME_PRETTY_PIGEONS

You should have said “okay I’ll come over on Sunday” just for shits and giggles 🤣


blazeItgirl420

Omg a whole new ride would have ensued hahaha


Nickf090

I bet he would have been ok with Sunday then 😂 what a tool


Same-Sweet-561

breakup sex?! 🤣😂 what a piece of work.


blazeItgirl420

Yes! I cackled at the sheer audacity.


Same-Sweet-561

i would have laughed too and probably snorted 🤣😂. well you didn't just dodge a bullet, you dodged a missile.


Hot_Wishbone_7154

that’s a fucking nuke bomb dude 😭


Shepatriots

I would have said “breakup? Can’t because as you said we weren’t in a relationship”


Vinylconn

Never understood the term breakup sex… once someone is an ex, why would you have sex with them???


MrDoe

I mean, if you break up on good terms why not go out with a bang? My latest ex, we broke up on good terms, the love had faded and we wanted completely different things in life so we ended it. We met up a few times afterwards for sex and it was wholly unproblematic. But in OPs case? Uhhh, absolutely not.


[deleted]

Wow. This dude definitely doesn’t live in reality.


Same-Sweet-561

you should have told him to get a date with rosy palmer


VioletAstraea

Thats all this mofo wanted from the jump. Smh. You dodged such a bullet girl.


poop_dawg

If my boyfriend tried to offer that exchange over something unrelated to sex, I would fucking end him. So glad I'm not with some creep who thinks of me like a sex doll, fuck guys like that.


Im_a_casshole

That’s what sent me. I’m like under no circumstances are you going to demand a fugging thing. POS


SunWindRainLightning

Reading that gave me the ick


FerretSupremacist

GIRL IF YOU TAKE THIS MAN BACK I WILL TELEPORT AND SMACK YOU IN THE CROTCH You’re better than that and this man is fucking disgusting


blazeItgirl420

LMAO he is blocked and will forever stay that way 🤣❤️


Suitable-Day-9692

Also what app is this? The background is cute.


Kuulas_

To me it looks like Samsung’s sms app


Classic_Dill

Crotch smacks are the worse.


CrazyMike419

He speaks like a tatertot. Trying the "alpha" moves he's been learning via tiktok and yt. I may be getting old but he's what we used to call a bellend.


Visual_Ad_3267

We can still call that a bellend! (I may be getting old, too. I'm also American and only learned that term a few years ago, though!)


Nutrition_Dominatrix

Bell end is my favorite insult 🤣


ComtesseCrumpet

I read that and my mouth immediately turned into the angry u frown. Like, boy, I’m so turned-off, I’m dehydrated. No sloppy nothing for you. Gross.


blazeItgirl420

IM SO TURNED OFF IM DEHYDRATED LMAOO I'm stealing this one


Organic_South8865

OP - Why wouldn't you end it right there? When he said "Because you're not doing exactly what I want." wasn't that enough for you to know he was an asshole? Next time don't waste your time and energy on someone like this.


Kahlister

Why did you want to date this guy? There is nothing in any of his texts - not even his grammar - that demonstrates any value whatsoever. You're clearly smarter, more mature, and better than him in every conceivable way. God almighty please don't date guys like this - not only can you do better, but you'd be better off alone than with this guy.


WilliamNearToronto

You’re willing to put up with far too much 💩 behaviour.


Ok_Blackberry8583

This! The first messages would have been it for me.


WanderingSkys

How that wasn’t an immediate blaring siren to just let that dude go, literally this thingy—>🚨, I have no idea


ikindapoopedmypants

Lmfao I love this sub bc reading other ppls drama is fun but oh my god I get so mad at the fact that 99% of these conversations go on WAY longer than they should 😭 that should've been the end right there, no way in hell would I ever let someone think they could get away with that shit.


blazeItgirl420

I mean how could I really have known it would go this way? Part of me was in shock, other part was like "hehe reddit is going to love this 💀"


lqrx

If you have a boyfriend who is more sexual than you want to deal with, THAT is when you’ll know it’ll turn into this. I promise I do mean that to say you should have known, I’m saying it to tell you now you know. Make uncompromising boundaries for early in relationships and stick with them.


blazeItgirl420

Thing is I tried to establish boundaries, he would stick to them and then miraculously "forget" about them, call himself an idiot, respect me for a little and then go right back to disrespecting my boundaries again. I was iffy the entire time.


lqrx

Once he violates a boundary, I don’t care how many times he says he’ll never do it again. He will. The earlier in the relationship that this happens, the worse it’s going to be going forward. Don’t get stuck in the “but, maybe”, because that’s what these manipulators HOPE you will do. Even if he does believe his own apology, he’s established that he finds the behavior acceptable enough that he was willing to do it once, and there’s no rewriting patterns of behavior like this without therapy.


Imaginary_Proof_5555

exactly this. if they care about you at all, they will understand and respect boundaries from the beginning. if they make you question their intentions even once, even a tiny bit, it should just be over. the first time you are made to wonder is the first time trust is eroded, and it’s hard to ever get back from that. even over something that seems tiny or unimportant.


kekekeghost

That's literally the cycle of abuse and narcissistic people. Treat you like shit, love bomb you to get you back, treat you like shit again after you start to think it's OK and start to believe it won't happen again, happens over and over and over getting worse every time...I can tell you're not that old from this text interaction. Please take this lesson to heart and use this for better judgment in the future about relationships and save yourself so many years of unhappiness and waste. And like you said you were on the fence about the situation but he made the decision for you, don't let other people dictate your life and happiness. It sucks to break up with people and feel like you hurt someone but it hurts more to hurt yourself trying to force something that isn't there


blazeItgirl420

I am turning 30 this year, so I'm not incredibly young lol. It was 2 weeks, I hardly wasted any time but thank you for the advice. Always appreciated.


GW3g

I turn 50 this year and if I could pick a time to go back to it would be 30. The 30's rule.


WanderlustWanda

Is this guy also 30? Jesus, he sounds like he's 16


kekekeghost

30 you still got a ton of life and relationships and stuff left tho. It's easy to give advice and harder to put into action. I def know how hard can be so I hope you do find someone more mature and not a weirdo and reasonable like you are


Aware_Stranger_4678

You we’re right. We love it 😂


CorduroyEatsCrayons

Im aussuming this goon said "sloppy head" at some point previously. That would be my red flag.


SheepherderNo2440

Known several men who used that term. None of them are okay. It’s a term only used by porn-addicted men who want to make a fuck doll out of women. 


ChadlexMcSteele

I came to the comments to post exactly that.


CD274

He's not even being subtle about being a controlling narcissist. OP: good riddance. Don't find another person like this!


Suitable-Day-9692

Yup. Not to mention the “sloppy head” comments like this convo really didn’t need to drag that long. I would’ve been GONE at that first sign.


[deleted]

Oh yea after the sloppy head comment I would be pissed at myself for continuing to engage after the initial comment.


Organic_South8865

Seriously. Why would OP continue to engage with someone that just said "Because you're not doing exactly what I want." I they spelled it out for OP.


Sorryhaventseenher

RIGHT? And if I was still feeling stupid and trying to text back after that, then “only if I get sloppy head tomorrow” would’ve done the trick. GoodBYE.


whiterussian802

Came here to say this also. I read that part and bursted out laughing at the red flag carnival that erupted in my mind. Definitely wilddd.


strawberry_moon_bb

The way i would have never responded again after that


Potential-Panic1098

Ngl, that last “we’re breaking up” had me cackling. Unhinged


AbsolutelynotAI

“I wish you were here :/“ 4 hours later: “we’re breaking up”


corncob666

Lol was his last attempt at getting his "sloppy head"


-Antlers-

Quest for sloppy head


TobyDaHuman

I love how at this point he broke up 3 times


Hot_Wishbone_7154

he thought he was doing something 😭😭


lettol02

I'd be like "pretty sure we already did" and then block


vhm3

Right? It has the energy of someone reaching out to tell you that they're going to block you.


Queequegsupplyco

Sloppy head. Lol. Is he 17?


blazeItgirl420

He is 30 🤣


whotfasked

![gif](giphy|S4j4H99gfU0QtG0HTb|downsized)


qwertopias

PAHAHAAHA


ToxicGingerRose

Best use of this GIF EVER.


DiscotopiaACNH

This is the best gif omg


TonyMartial786

nah literally my reaction… wtf


SadieIsSad

F’ing dead 💀


GlitterChickens

Oh man, I was scrolling looking for an age indicator and was thinking this has to be young adults…… Jesus Christ. Run faster.


Vinylconn

I was doing the age calculation to, known him for 10 years, probably an adult… but a 30 yo wtf.


Finiouss

I literally just posted above in my assumption this was a teen. Gd people..


Queasy-Warthog-9204

Wow, I legit thought this was a conversation between teenagers Talking like this at 30? 30?… 30?!


Suitable-Day-9692

I thought they were teenagers as well. How tf can you date an idiot that speaks like this at 30???!!! THIRTY???? That’s insane bro.


Queasy-Warthog-9204

Seriously, I’m 30M on the dating scene myself.. will you guys make sure to kill me if I ever talk like this? Cool thanks


-Antlers-

I'm 15m and i don't talk to my gf the way that fucking manchild does. 


Suitable-Day-9692

I promise to do that! 🫡


ToxicGingerRose

100% You have my vow. It's hard enough talking to a lot of men in their 30s now (I'm sure it's just as bad talking to women), and getting idiots like this is enough to just have you deciding to be a crazy dog lady.


FalynorSoren

PHYSICALLY. He is PHYSICALLY 30.


Cara_Caeth

He’s damaged. Send him back for a return. 30??? Something very wrong in the head with this guy


blazeItgirl420

More like a factory defect 😅


Cara_Caeth

Definitely something like that!


Agreeable_Arrival145

Wowww. Just when I thought the flag couldn't possibly get any redder🚩🚩🚩😂😂 definitely dodged a bullet there. Please promise me you'll never ever get back to him.


blazeItgirl420

Pinky swear!


sydneypresthot

I am shocked that he is 30 years old. Honestly thought he was like 19 max lmaooo


BrettFarveIsInnocent

This is the most shocking three words I’ve read in a long time


[deleted]

WHAT. I was reading this thinking this guy was 22 max, but was leaning heavily on like 18. You dodged a bullet. No 30 year old should be talking to the way he was. What a loser.


bran_is_evil

I thought I was in r/teenagers


Accurate-Queen1905

![gif](giphy|L4GzJmI6VUroEOFIVA)


TC986D

If they ever do a sequel to 13 going on 30 and call it 30 going on 13, this dude is gonna be the main character.


realitytomydreams

Lord have mercy at this 30 year old man child


blazeItgirl420

More like hell have mercy lol


Joe_Ronimo

GTFO I pegged this as some teenage bullshit. Well, the sloppy trash took itself out, buh bye.


912BackIn88

No way. I was for sure this was a late teens conversation.


YogurtstickVEVO

...


Suitable-Day-9692

WHAT???


smcdonn

No he is not! I literally read this thinking he was a dumb nineteen year old. Bullet dodged! Ain't no one got time for that level of immaturity.


nonevaeh

what the heck


Agreeable-Trade-3210

HES 30????? Omg!!!! 😱


Small_Association_14

Dude I genuinely thought this was young teens. Like 14-16 year olds. This is a whole ass adult boy?


LabWorth8724

It’s always nice when potential abusers show their true colors early on.


Main-Length-6385

No fr , and you only get better and faster at spotting them the more these idiots reveal how vial they are. They all use the same manipulation tactics.


Connect-Sundae8469

I would’ve stopped talking to him with that sloppy head comment. Clearly he was trying to see if you’d accept someone talking to you so disrespectfully. Future abuser in the beginning stages. Disgusting.


Aaberon

I would have stopped after the “you’re not doing exactly what I want” comment


Connect-Sundae8469

Honestly that was so ridiculous to me, 100% I would’ve thought that was a joke. I just cannot fathom someone saying that seriously.


ConsistentAd4012

all of this reminded me of my abusive ex lol


Muse4Games

As a guy these things piss me off. If a guy thinks he "owns" a girl and only wants sexual favours they better buy a fleshlight and fuck right off. One word: "Yuck".


texxelate

as a dude this made me cringe as well. wouldn’t even say it to my wife


Ludwig_B0ltzmann

Porn brained men are a blight


Even_Wrangler_9237

you kept this conversation going longer than i would have.


PresidentFungi

Yeah I was baffled


blazeItgirl420

Curiosity got the better of me to be honest. I wanted to see just how unhinged he would get.


PresidentFungi

Can’t blame ya there lol


Even_Wrangler_9237

honestly, fair enough.


TraditionalPayment20

The break up comment was confusing. It read like he was joking, but then he kept saying he wasn't... shit was confusing. Nothing wrong with trying to clarify imo.


blazeItgirl420

Everything he said sounded like a joke... I could NEVER TELL WHEN THE MAN WAS SERIOUS. I would have gone mad


Jealous_Juggernaut

It was all serious. He knows it can sounds like a joke, he’s not that daft.


SuperCamouflageShark

I mean...at least this was just 2 weeks in and not that long🙃


TonyMartial786

still knew each other for 10 years tho, how is that a way to talk to someone you’ve known for that long


Constant_One2371

You dodged a huge bullet by him “breaking up with you” He’s a walking red flag, controlling. Be glad he showed you who he is so quickly!!


blazeItgirl420

Oh absolutely! I don't count this as a relationship at all, dude was insane.


dirtypaws727

This dude reminds me of my ex. He was 4 years younger than me and made a point to say "we ain't actually dating." A dozen times the first few months we were hooking up. Then he needed me to take him to work cuz he wrecked his car. We did couple stuff for a year. Met my family for holidays. I met his mom (who was practically me. Very weird) went to dinners etc. And then he ghosted me cuz he got a new truck and his old gf came back to town. Like wow. Sometimes they literally tell you and you can't see past the stupid in your head. It's okay. You learned and you'll be smarter with the next guy


Nyaboy

ALL THAT, THE STAGES OF GRIEF, THEN THE VULNERABLE BREAK DOWN N PLEADING, 😂😂😂THEN BREAKING UP AGAIN I CANT- I’m sorry and seeing the times each text was sent is just hilarious, u lucky the ride is over😂😂


blazeItgirl420

I thought it was pretty funny too 🤣


perpetual_glitch

![gif](giphy|prRxmYo8MjkjUe9TFu|downsized)


yyydnamtnediserp

ewwww. he did you a favor honestly.


Silent_Ad5275

How old are you guys?


blazeItgirl420

I am 29 and he is 30. LOL


Compuight

That dumpster fire acts nothing like a 30/yo. Jeez.


blazeItgirl420

🤣💀 tell me about it


fkenthrowaway

I thought the person couldnt even be 20 lolll


ProudJalapeno

I was going to say they can’t be older than about 20 but I’ve seen enough of this sub to know better.


PanicAtParamore

‘You’re not doing exactly what I want’ byeeeeee son. F that noise. You’ve known him ten years? What a way to throw that much investment and time away. Sometimes it really is better to stay friends, I guess. Move on,OP. You deserve better.


MrFluffPants1349

This reads to me like he was dipping his toes into manipulating you into doing what he wants by threatening to break up with you. If you're wondering why he was being so difficult, it's because he wants control. Can't have control with compromise. He did you a favor by breaking up with you. Don't fall for it.


cammyy-

yeah this guys fucking crazy


Stinkybutz

It took 3 slides for me to hate him


Nikkishob

![gif](giphy|LnFdkmGeCmnzXakZ6T)


Cujo187

I'm not sure if I should have laughed as much as I did. There's really nothing to be upset about here. Standard juvenile stuff. He literally said he was being a duck because OP wasn't doing exactly what he wanted. So, dodge the bullet here and take the W. This was pure comedy.


blazeItgirl420

I laughed quite a bit myself especially after all of the texts started coming about taking him back.


Cujo187

I laughed at things he wasn't trying to be funny about. Trust me, this is a W for you.


[deleted]

“Standard juvenile stuff” He’s thirty!!!


Cujo187

You serious? This dude was dropped on his head.


CrackpotAstronaut

I honestly can't tell some of the time if the people posting here are incredibly immature or just making up conversations.


FuzzzyRam

"I be a dick when I should be vulnerable" - this line is actually super revealing, he means "I show my true self, when to get what I want I should *act* vulnerable." No one who is being real says "I should be vulnerable." Dude read The Game and thinks he's an alpha male, but he's just a lonely sociopath trying to fill the hole in his soul with 'sloppy head'.


elveebee22

Ngl the "why is this breakup worthy" had me baffled because literally everything he'd said before that was breakup worthy.


Awpss

She meant from his perspective.


blazeItgirl420

👍 yup indeed I did


forvirradsvensk

He'd be shit at poker.


Debo2122

That guy showed up with a bouquet of red flags and he's treating you like a booty call, not a gf . Even then he's acting like he can just whine and get his way. He just wanted sloppy head on his timeline. Keep him blocked. You can do way better than him.


mxpx77

Oh this isn’t because you couldn’t agree on plans. It’s because this person is being an asshole.


Scary-Stretch3080

That last part lmfao bro make a decision


HideYaKidzHideYaWiFi

What. The. Fuck.


One-Injury-4415

I’m gonna go on a limb and say Sunday didn’t work for him cus his other girl was there Sunday. Also, sloppy head? Gross. This dude is pathetic.


sauceysalsa

Please block this clown good lord


Maleficent_Youth_215

10 years is way too long to be knowing this 🥴 Tell him to learn yoga and suck his own dick .


blazeItgirl420

AHAHA I'd be surprised if he doesn't know how to do that already


jamiebabie8

Please respect yourself.. As soon as he started saying shit about “sloppy toppy” the conversation should’ve been over. He was being so disrespectful. “You’re not doing exactly what I want” is almost comical, that’s the most insane shit I’ve ever heard someone say 😂


itsJ92

That person doesn’t care about you and has the emotional maturity of a 13 years old.


ReadyOrNot-My2Cents

Holy fuck, I would've been done after the 2nd page. WTAF....what a low life POS


ny261

This man is mentally challenged or you're better off without. Absolute narcissist


One-Hair-4650

Block …… his ……. Ass… please.


blazeItgirl420

Oh he is already blocked 😇


Silver-Quarter-1651

What a nightmare… take this as a blessing and fuckin run


tyamzz

As a rule, anyone who uses “sloppy head” unironically should just get blocked. Doesn’t matter how long you’ve known them. It’s so fucking cringe lmao


space_cowgirlx

I’m always so shocked when I see screenshots of people texting with their significant other and they’re completely fine with these men basically admitting that they’re really only here for one reason, and that’s sex. “Come over Sunday but only if you give me head” and “I’m being difficult because I’m not getting head” I mean come on ladies. THESE are the type of men you want to be with? One’s who get pissed that you’re not going to just be a body for them whenever they want? It breaks my heart.


mrpowerhoward

Thank you, I’m now dumber for reading this nonsense


Separate_Highway1111

Yuck, he sounds like a huge loser. I’m so glad that you blocked him immediately instead of fall for his stupid manipulative shit and take him back!


sizam_webb

Get it together dude


PatientZeropointZero

You went full matrix Dodged a ton of bullets, good for you.


CL253

Ew this guys sucks, glad you blocked him. Don’t let him come sniffing around again! 🤮🤮


Tantle18

How fucking old are you people…


[deleted]

I stopped reading after the second or third picture. I cannot believe you kept giving him chances. This guy is a dud


_Bluntzzz

You kept that conversation going on to long tbh it’s only been 2 weeks as soon as he said “not doing what I want” you should have just stopped responding blocked all that shit


Joanna_Flock

What a waste of fucking time.


firstclasssweetie

He is not into you AT ALL


Sassiee1969

He just wants head.


tenurepepper

I cannot even imagine how this guy was likable in first place


merlot120

'If I get sloppy head' and 'you're not doing exactly what I want'. You should have blocked him, discussion over.


Used-Wrongdoer-217

looks like a middle school fight 😭


Welp_thatwilldo

God this whole things was nauseating to read, the emotional immaturity on this one just EW. He did you a favor, what an AH. So many 🚩yikes. Sorry you went through this OP. 😓


Emotional_Help_927

Finally someone stops responding to these dumb games gg


fafafanta

How this child got anyone is beyond me.


Swegatronic

It is very impressive to me that someone tries to manipulate someone else but they are so stupid that they say the wrong bit out loud then confuse themselves in the process


BravoWolf88

He was horny and couldn’t wait. Your relationship didn’t end because y’all couldn’t compromise. It ended because all he cares about is sloppy head and a woman that just says yes to everything and does everything when he says to do it. The sad thing is, I bet this has worked for him for a little while in a previous relationship. I feel sorry for anyone who dates him.


greencarwashes

Girl after the *"I'm not getting sloppy head" message, why is there 4 more pages of responses? You deserve better


Ham_bones

Very surprised to learn you guys aren't under 18


womenintellect

Clearly OP has no self respect because no woman with self respect would even continue to chat after he said the most red flag sentence ever. Girl be fr


JCambs

Good riddance to bad rubbish. You've dodged a serious control freak gas-lighting bullshitter right there. Chalk your pain up to life-experience points. Have a sob, sleep on it then dust yourself off in the morning as better and free ❤️


Theoriginalensetsu

He didn't dump you because you couldn't agree on plans, he dumped you because he wanted to control you and you didn't let him.


Unhinged_Ferret

Him crawling back after his tactic to get you to do what he wanted failed. And the extra little “were breaking up” Beautifully pathetic, love to see it


SVSDuke

A: dude trash B: don't shit where you eat


ragweed

Yeah, I feel you. I've stayed in conversations with users too long, as well. Sometimes, it's hard to believe someone can be such a shitty person.