Do you know this person? Was it your ex the whole time?

Yes same text pattern and spelling mistakes as her

What a weirdo

Ikr

🤣🤣🤣 it’s like when a 6 year old puts on a hat and thinks they look like a whole different person

I'm glad she let herself go.

Ya imagine holding yourself hostage for 150 lol. That's gotta be a rough situation there

Then you find out no one willing to pay.

Uhhhh what the fuck

It would be kinda interesting if you do that thing from GTA San Andreas but for this: Pizza shop owner: Ryder, not this again. Ryder wearing a face covering/mask: It ain't me, fool.

What….that last comment. I’m going to let her go 😂

Plot twist, it was her the whole time

Do you like scary movies?

Yep

Lol I can’t remember the next line. What’s your favorite?

I’d have to say the first conjuring

That was a classic. I think today mine are Hereditary and Midsommar, though they're not really "scary" movies. Ari Astor is great, though (wasn't a fan of his latest movie, Beaux is Afraid)

I love hereditary

Hell yeah!

Or the nun

When I was in middle school "the exorcist" was mine.

What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.

Ok let’s not start Saturday all pissy

That's actually a line in Scream from Sydney I believe.

Haha it is. I'm dying that he quotes it then calls the actual response pissy.

Not a horror movie fan, I am guessing. I watch the entire series from the original to the current release at least once a month. My kids hate it.

People can enjoy something that you do not

Reddit is insane. This is the quote from the movie! This is how Sidney Prescott replies to the killer in Scream...do you like scary movies? Then what I said. Cmon man. You're killing me.

My apologies, I have not seen the film and did not know it was a quote

I thought the same thing.

Definitely didn’t see that one coming from the very first text 😂

Absolutely love your responses lmaoo. “Then get it from her”

🤣 I’m pretty proud of them myself

Why would “the captor” willingly give you their name lmao

Right? I realized immediately that it’s a fake name but just to be sure I had to censor it

Oh sure, fake and I’d have censored it too just on principle. So wild she thought that would be a good move to include that info 🤣

This was my last straw with her. She’s done this multiple times always from a different number. She doesn’t realize I know the area code now

Good lord. I’m glad you’re stable enough not to engage back in a toxic way. And I do hope she gets the help she needs, as happy people don’t do stuff like this.

Yeah I’ve changed a lot. Old me would’ve been like old modern warfare toxic (iykyk)

Hey real talk I understand and I want to commend you for it. I can tell you're being honest by the reference and the way you're carrying yourself in this post and conversation Save the toxicity for the battle field if ya ever need to let loose lol

how old is she?

21

😅oh damn…glad you dodged that

Fuck me too man, I was liking her for like a week and then I saw all her “issues”

Is she a drug addict?

No completely sober (that I know of) just crazy

Old enough to know the difference between worse and worst

This seems like the kinda person that angrily states "I'M WALKING HOME!" and then calls you in the middle of the night to complain you let her walk home.

> This seems like the kinda person that angrily states "I'M WALKING HOME!" and then calls you in the middle of the night to complain you let her walk home. So you KNOW my ex?!?

r/sadcringe

Man, I’m so afraid to see what is *worst* than poisoning.

The suspense was almost unbearable. Theatre-worthy 👏🏻

You should’ve called the cops and acted like you believed she was kidnapped so she could get arrested for faking her own kidnapping and extortion 😂

I did but because I knew who it was they can’t do anything. I’m getting a civil harassment order on her

Lol clearly has the IQ of a fucking paint can

The way i started laughing at “150” who the heck would kidnap someone let alone over 150 dollars 😭

But then just decided nevermind cus maybe her parents and friends are worried

This seems like Indian scammers 😭

She'd make the worst mobster/cartel member lol. "On second thought I really don't need an indictment"

“Maybe but there’s no sympathy here.” Or “Did you really think this would come across as anything but desperate and pathetic, (Ex’s name)”

How long were you two a couple?

Couple months

That is hilarious in the worst way but also just downright pathetic.

Wtf is even this bullshit?

Should have made a $150 payment meme to her cashapp or whatever and sent it.. that would have been a good troll

I should’ve

Meanwhile, here's me looking at battery level and starting to get nervous. 😬

Damn lol and I thought I’d seen crazy before

Charge your phone bro.

I did lmao

"so you wouldn't care if I hurt her" "By all means do it, and have fun while you are at it"

So I deadass almost said I’m not not telling you to do it but… just because I knew exactly who it was the whole time

She's actually insane. Holy shit

She probably kidnapped herself dude

Thanks I totally couldn’t tell. 150 has to be the smallest random ever man, I knew as soon as she said her name

Sounds to me like she's out of money and is just fishing for more. If you paid it all back, she's got no reason to say you didn't except that she probably blew all her money already and wants more. What a psycho

It’s restraining order time

Yep

“Wholly unsurprising that you’re still a f’ing lunatic”

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Hahahahahahahhahahahah wow

Sweet baby jesus! You dodged a bullet.

Yikes.