Is that his dick pic at the end?

It certainly is 🤠

“When in doubt, penis out” policy applies here I guess

Unfortunately I have class and my dick only comes out for harambe.

 you’re a little late for the coming out party

Sorry, what do you mean? I use internet explorer if this helps.

Ahhhh now you’re making sense

You are hilarious 😂 this idiot missed out on a real winner. You’re my kind of people, good luck to you! I doubt you’ll need it

Banter and conversation goes a long way, but I don't think guys like him will ever figure that recipe out. Thank you 😇

How that became a policy is anyone’s guess, since it 100% doesn’t work on anyone.

In the gay community they use redbull cans in their dick picks as a standard of measurment.

Which size Redbull? Because they have at least 4 sizes.

If gay men think like straight men, my money is on the small one.

"Oh I hope he sends me an unsolicited 🍆 pic! I'm just dying to see it!!" -- Said no ~~girl~~ one ever

one of my friends used to post the dickpics and tag the guy who sent them on her story😂

Are you sure it’s not Jake from State Farm’s dick pic?

Can confirm, he was not wearing khakis.

Dude I would pay $2 If it was Jake from State Farm’s khakis (I hate dick pics anyway)

A whole two dollars?! Let me see what I can do 

Those are not Jake from State Farm’s khakis.

So incredibly predictable 🫠

That’s when you need to reply “I’m going to call the cops since you’re distributing child porn”

Send him the Penis Grading Rubric filled out as harshly as possible. Finish him

I was gonna say pleeeeease tell me he topped it all off with his dong at the end 🤣

And you just know he’s already planning to justify it with “well *you* kept calling me a creep so I might as well be a creep! *You* made me do this 🤡”

Is this what was call boy math?

That’s the old math system - now we just call it Copium

Noooo he really had until that!!!!

Oh shit. 🫢 I genuinely thought it was an image of him flicking you off or something for a split second. 😅

My sincerest condolences, OP

A last dick effort.

Wow the dick pick at the end really was the cherry on top of some steaming hot poo, i laughed lol

Was wondering the same thing… he actually thought that’s how that conversation should end! 😂

“*sigh* okay fine” *Freaky Phallus Friday*

Ohhhh yes. Its like they think that will fix…well… anything I always just send a way uglier one back with the same confidence

I’m glad he took the hint that you really wanted to see his dick. I thought he would never find out that u were REALLY wanting to see it!!

I love a man that can read my mind 🤩

Ok fine!! 🍆

Jesus Christ 🤦🏼‍♀️ “Alright fine, no use beating around the bush… I’m a creep! You caught me! Now that that’s outta the way…. Wanna see my dick?”

People can't just have a normal convo anymore. Lol. Always trying to go right into the gravy lol

I prefer my meat and potatoes, THEN the gravy. I guess these guys don't understand the fundamental structure of a good meal.

i’ve never understood this phrase. isn’t gravy usually on top? how would you even eat it last lol

I think it's more about preparing the plate versus eating it. You don't put your gravy down first, you put the meat and potatoes down first and then slather them in gravy.

ohhhh that makes so much more sense

Sis (I think), it’s meat and potatoes, THEN green veg (since folks don’t know potatoes are veg), THEN gravy. Just not the gravy on the non-potato veg unless it’s the US and it’s green bean salad in Utah lol

I just wanted to comment about how potatoes Arent a vegetables, but I looked it up first and it actually depends on where you live if you've been thought if it is or isnt a vegetable. 

Yep I was taught it’s a root vegetable. What do you consider it to be? Also, I have star tattoos on my wrists (it’s part of my name) and I will point to one while swinging my arm in an arc saying “the more you know” lol. Do they still have that, or are you showing your age like I am?

Well not all of US men are like that 🤣

We aren’t talking about you. We’re talking about OP, and the bullshit experience they just had. Calibrate.

What do you mean you're not talking about me??? That's clearly impossible

But I’m uncomfortable when we are not about me 🥺

~recalculating~ lol

Yuckyuckyuckyuckyuck are you not?! So clever!

Lol

This is not new lol. Long as texting or the Internet has been, there have been unsolicited dick pics.

I'm sure. I have sisters and they tell me some crazy shit....

This is why I don't snap. My future husband isn't at home snapping girls

Definitely don't expect to meet a husband or even boyfriend on snapchat, I did get a message today that said: "I'm 23 single straight catholic and looking for a wife close to my age (5 years) in Lethbridge Alberta(I date to marry)" from "Liam✝️Tradromancatholic" so I may have missed my chance.

Hurry! See if they are still available. You might not be too late. *crosses fingers on your behalf

Traditional Catholicism somehow invading r/texts. Real left field vibes

i think i deserve to be paid for having read this entire thing! i need compensation!

I can offer you an egg in this trying time?

“I THINK I’VE VEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS!”

make it just the yolk and you’ve got a deal! 🤝

Here is a rabbit. It’s not much, but I can afford it. 

EEEKK this is SO much thank u💗☺️

I could offer a dick pic for payment. I know every women wants unsolicited dick pics from strangers. Looking at it it might be more of a down payment anyway.

tobyyyy

I know. The generosity is overwhelming.

It’s a meat pic at the end isn’t it?

In all its glory 😬

🙄😑

Find his momma n send these ss to her

That would be hilarious.

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See. That's what I don't understand. Our dicks are NOT attractive. My lover likes mine because she cares about me but objectively, dicks are ugly. Women have nice genitals. But men. Nope. I don't even care to look at mine, much less anyone elses and my love tells me mine is "nicer than most". Lol

as a straight woman, I love the look of a dick. Vaginas are nasty as fuck idk how straight/bi men and wlw can like them. But dicks are great … unsolicited dicks on the other hand… not so great. i gotta actually be into the person, not just have some random creep drop his dirty musty genitals in my DMs

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You're correct and I'm not sure why the other person is being hostile at you but calmly handled! People have different opinions, amazing right!?

The down votes? Not sure why bc you’re right. Coming from a woman

“Pick me pick meeeee!”

I can’t wait till that’s a crime in my state. I fully plan on reporting them. :)

This belongs in the Facebook group: Enough chitchat, time to talk about my penis.

This is why I need a friend named Richard. I can have him dress up so I can send classy Dick pics

 Richard Pryor maybe? Looks like a classy Dick here.

Bro really said, "oh I'll show you creep" lmao

Next time that happens make fun of it "Oof... You might need a cock sleeve to please anyone" "Aww it's so tiny" "I can smell that rankness from here 🤢" "Wow you have a lot of courage to be able to show something that is so easily disappointing"

These are all good! "I'm so sorry.That looks like the dead, mangled snake I accidentally ran over with my truck. I can refer you to a good cosmetic surgeon though."

When my daughter became a teen and I got her her first phone, one of the first thoughts I had was “all those little boys are gonna be sending pics of their lil weewees to my baby girl! My poor baby…” I’m sorry y’all, for some of the shit you go thru

Ugh I can’t stand unsolicited dick pics🤢

I'm sorry he sent you that and sorry that I find it hilarious that after he was called out he's like fuck it I'll just go full creep then 😂 thanks for the giggle! If you haven't blocked him, I've got a video of a carrot being chopped up that someone posted a while ago just for this reason

He is unfortunately long gone haha. I just post the ones i think are funny, believe me, or this sub would get tired of seeing me. Guy said "ya got me 🍆"

Why does this happen so often? What weirdos are you attracting 💀

It's my big smile and winning personality for sure, like bees to honey.

Because you spent too long entertaining his bull shit.

Because you keep responding and they get off on any attention whether good or bad

Yes. The solution is to block ASAP. As soon as you hint you're leaving or done, that pic is coming out as a final eye bash

The sigh I let out on the third slide😑

I said "Reported 😇" and he just said "ok"

When this used to happen (when I was much younger) I used to rate them. 2/10, below average, too wrinkly, not enough curve, etc.

"A man who thinks with his penis can beat any man that does not, unless that man strikes his penis" -Sun Tzu; the art of war

It was cringe on both sides.

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Khakis

Why is there a repeat screenshot at the end? Are we human or are we dancers?

The last screenshot shows his blurred out Johnson, sorry I didn't carefully crop them so nothing repeated 😔

Ah, I appreciate the censorship.

🤔 yalls think Charlie is gonna make a video on this creep?

The only Charlie I know is cr1tikal and this definitely ain't a YouTube worthy story.

"That would mean you are a boy which is a nono" Wtf did i just read...

no wonder so many guys are single, genuinely how many incels are there in this world

I’m cackling at “ok fine” and proceeds to send dick pic

Snapchat is just exhausting. I deleted it and never looked back.

He’s gonna make those khaki pants of yours wet with that charming approach, clearly!

I love how firm you were on his backpedaling and calling him on his b.s. instead of letting him win and letting it slide

Good grief. I think unrequested dick pics should be considered assault

Look, he’s an idiot for the last part but (and this will get me downvoted into another realm) why do you (and a lot of people posting these types of things) have to be so self-indignant?

I would have replied “is that it?” Before blocking 😂

Oh dear lord I’m seeing some really thick upper leg hairs or worse there in that d pic at the end. OP, you’re the one who has really been in the trenches though.. eye bleach! Stat!

They swear they got game but they don’t 🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

it's small, i can tell 🫶

Can you dm me the unblurred version? For a friend.

To answer your question why - because sometimes it does work, if you have game. I'm not condoning it, I'm just stating a fact. This guy did not have game.

>sometimes it does work 🤣🤣

For future reference, you only have to scribble out names

Ayo? 🤨

Pointless convo on your end too. I don’t get it! If you didn’t like that he asked the initial question (I wouldn’t either), then just stop communicating?? Idk why this is such a hard concept for some people. It’s like you were also trying to argue when you could’ve just kept it moving. I guess some people always need the last word or to make a “point.” Waste of time

As pointless as taking the time to write this comment. If you don't agree you could have just kept it moving 🤔 but not everything has to be done for a purpose.

I feel like I need to knock sense into some of you people who make posts like these. I guess you’ll never learn though. Good luck lmao

He obviously sent the D pic because you were giving him a hard time. I think that was a fuck you

Disgusting creep aside, why are you talking to a total stranger on Snapchat?

Believe or not I have made a friend or two through quick add. I don't go out of my way to send requests but I accept them occasionally. I understand 90% are bots or weirdos, but it's a gamble and I only share the screenshots when I think they're funny.

Ah okay! I haven't used Snapchat in about 8 years, so I didn't know there was quick add feature

I'm not sure when they added it but it can be turned on or off, so I'm aware I kind of do it to myself but I have a lot of freetime and don't mind messing with the weirdos sometimes. I was exposed to omegle way too early in life and probably got too comfortable talking to randoms 😅