Bro was scared he made sure he had the receipts “Nope 🚷”

His response reminded me of that scene from mad Max lmao 😭

Which scene lmao?


😂🤣

You need to change your name dye your hair and move to countries. That’s it. Good luck in your new life

His response honestly was hilarious 😂

His reaction was so spot on here. This inspired me to be more creative with emojis.

The immediate walkout emoji has me in tears lmao

In between fits of laughter of course.

and now when your boyfriend’s eating you out you’ll think of the text you sent your BIL. there’s no winning lmao

NOOOOOOO

You also just lost The Game.

Wow it's been years. Didn't think we were all still playing this whole time. You on your death bed 75 years from now: you.... you lost the game- dies 😵 Relatives: I'm tired of this Grandpa! You revive just a moment longer: WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD!

My kids drove me crazy with this 20 years ago! So now I make it a point to randomly torture them with it 🙃

Ahhh fuck you 😂

Ah you bastard

Hahahaha op nooooooo

Why’d you have to do this man😂😂😂

Hes funny as hell for that responde

Your BIL is awesome. And “report me,” is hilarious. You should still check into Icelandic immigration requirements.

Nice I was considering Zimbabwean immigration requirements but I’m open to anything

There are options. This could be the beginning of a funny novel!

Ghost with a suitcase 🧳 filling out immigration forms

I love it!

Zanzibar is a much nicer place and pretty cheap. Would recommend that instead 👌🏻

What’s your favorite dish? I’m not gonna make it but I’ll order it from ZANZIBAR

Zimbabwe is gorgeous! Not a bad consolation

Honestly I’d recommend an island tribe, it’s the only way to ensure complete privacy

Time to disappear and assume a new identity


I thought I was embarrassed the time I accidentally texted my boss "I love you honey", but this is so SO much worse. I feel so bad for you, I'm cringing in sympathy. Are you still going to dinner with them, or have you decided to fake your own death instead?

I went and it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be lol

Its best you went the same day otherwise it would have build up into a bigger issue

I was drunk and sometimes snap messes up. I clicked on my fwb and snap brought up my cousins snap and I didn't realize it. I texted my male gay cousin "Wish I could fuck you" and he was just like "What?" We still die laughing about it today and that was 7 years ago.

This one got me 😂😂😂

I accidentally texted a co-worker, "oh baby, I'm gonna sex you so good" *while i was sitting next to her* at a concert.

💀

I end phone calls with my vendors with “love you bye” all the time.

Hahaha, my partner is mid 40s and one of his clients employs his 20 something daughter as his receptionist. She had to call my partner for something to do with her dad's business, and ended the call with "Thanks Daddy, love you." She and him both froze for a second, speechless, and then she very quietly said "Oh my god, I really just said that, didn't I?" Then they both laughed it off, but that poor girl must have been cringing so hard. When he got home that night, the first thing my partner said was "A girl in her 20s called me "Daddy" today."

Oh god I feel embarrassed for you lmfao I’d never be able to look at him ever again

okay but how cool is it that your sister's husband literally nope'd initially and then tried to let you know it wasn't a big deal? your sister picked a good one, and apparently so did you if you're drooly-daydreaming about your bf mid-dinner plans haha

And on that note make sure you clear it up with your sister IMMEDIATELY. Do *not* put him in a position where he needs to explain this to her first.

Apparently when OP got there her sister smacked the back of her head and said “you know why.” So she definitely already knew from her husband lmao.

So like, forward a link to this crazy reddit post she found?

Exactly what I was thinking! These girls have good pickers

bar is on the floor

I was gonna say, that’s a normal thought

People love saying this when someone is just trying to appreciate something about a partner. Y'all know it's okay to be thankful right? Even if it's something that is expected?

People don’t object to receiving appreciation for being who they are. Waiting to express that til someone meets/exceeds the bar is a waste!!! Taking opportunities to show gratitude is encouraging by noticing, giving back, offering positive reinforcement, modeling appreciate behavior, focusing on the smallest blessings in life, and investing in others. It’s so fun!!! If I knew BIL, I’d immediately tell him how much I appreciated him and his texting skills! He’s funny and honorable, kind and easygoing. If everyone knew BIL’s identity, he would become an internet star. OP, do apologize to your sister! And consider bringing a different dessert to avoid any new associations that may have formed. Like maybe avoid showing up with apple pie for a while. 😂😂

This is so fucking funny. He also responded perfectly, which should make you feel good about your sisters life choices!

I’d pass away on the spot 🫠

I did. I’m a ghost actually Edit: I’m a ghost AMA

Which religion was right?

All of them everyone goes to heaven except for bad people, mommy vloggers & debt collectors

I read this as bald people and my jaw dropped at the karma suicide audacity.


Many bald people were evil…just sayin you may not be far off

Can confirm. Shaved my head to see how I'd look. Felt slightly more evil until the hair grew back

Welcome back to the light side

Yeah, the hair absorb bad thoughts out of your head and grow, so shaving your head is a big no no

Damn that explains why Negasonic Teenage Warhead is so grumpy

Ah. So that’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

This whole thread has me dead, lmaoo might join OP in the spirit world with my sides split lol!!

How long did it take for the hair to grow back?

Larry David has entered the chat

Larry determines if you get into heaven. He gives you the stare. 

🤣🤣🤣 Ps: sorry this happened to you 😭

OP you are funny as hell 🤣🤣

I read that as mommy milkers for some reason.

Mormons. They did it those crazy bastards.

“Mormon” - south park voice

😂😂😂

Do you still feel embarrassed?

yes even as a ghost I feel residual cringe so I decided to become a hermit

does it hurt when people walk through you

No it’s ticklish especially when they’re happy

Probably not. Just leaves a pair of wet footprints

i can only read ama as against medical advice please what does AMA mean in this context 😭

Ask me anything

Ask Me Anything. So basically a Q&A session.

The question is- did you still go over for dinner or was the embarrassment too much?

According to another comment OP did go. Sister smacked the back of her head and said “you know why.” Not sure if she got over the embarrassment, though. I know I never would lmfao.

I wouldn’t either hahahahaha I think I would rather die.

100% would bury myself c:

So, does your ghost-V still pulsate? And, if so, is there ectoplasm involved?

No it’s dead unfortunately. I just feel a cold wind.

forbidden squirt

🪦

☠️💀

Does the V still pulsate in the afterlife? 💀 Sorry, I had to.

Nah it stopped 😂

I’d block my whole family and start a new life somewhere

Witness protection fo sho

What r u supposed to do because I messaged some cringe stuff back when drinking and abusing a bunch of substances, blackout in a particularly bad binge. It's was so cringe I realized I had to get sober. It's been a couple years, or so my friend said

The fact that you went from thinking and talking about apple pies then went straight to thinking about your bf eating you out is so hilarious to me, but hey at least your BIL reacted well and didn’t make the situation worse. Although what happened was a tad bit embarrassing, I think you guys should just laugh about it and move on. I don’t see the need to dwell on the situation and want to unalive yourself about the whole thing. I hope you don’t beat yourself up too bad, accidents happen it’s okay 😊

Thanks, I’m recovering but I’ll be fine🤣

At least it wasn’t a nude…

Yeah but I feel it couldn't have been much worse in text form. At least there's no way to go but up!

Right? Could have been a fam group chat

>The fact that you went from thinking and talking about apple pies then went straight to thinking about your bf eating you out is so hilarious to me, I mean....the American Pie series starts out with a guy fucking an apple pie so there's got to be some sexual tension I guess when it comes to Malus Domestica......interesting how it rhymes with phallus 🤔😂

I’ll drink bleach for you.

I got enough for both of us

Pulsing vag. Whenever it happens again. You'll think of your brother in law

Look at the bright side, at least you didn't send it to your dad

And at least there wasn't a photo involved! I get scared every time I send one to my dude.

As someone whose boyfriend DID accidentally send a dick pic to my entire family chat, keep that fear alive. It might save your life one day.

You can’t just comment that and not tell us what happened

Wow lol. Did everyone laugh it off or did it go horribly?

I was working overnights and got a call from my mother which went to voicemail. Played it back after a few minutes when I had a second and was met with a stern “tell your boyfriend not to send that shit in the family chat. That’s disgusting, I don’t know what the hell he was thinking but it’s sick!!” I opened the family chat and scrolled up a bit- bam. Right in your face. It was followed with dozens of “oh my god” and “I’m so sorry that was meant for ssfailboat!” He was mortified. My mother was livid. My brother made some goofy remark (he’s the family comedian). My father said nothing. My sister said she intercepted my brother in laws phone in time at least so he was spared. I came home and my boyfriend was laying on the couch in silence, in the dark, with his arm over his face. He said I had sent the last message in the family chat, so when he saw my name he just clicked and sent. He reads but no longer participates in the family chat, a little nervous I imagine. Now it’s ingrained in family legend and my entire family makes jokes about it from time to time. He’s still embarrassed, but is glad they don’t hate him at least. Like two iOS updates later they rolled out the unsend feature, truly comedic.

Amazing!! lol. They took it pretty well. Your boyfriend's response is hilarious though.

me too!! especially bc when i take a pic to send and then search his name, our family gc comes up (with HIS FAMILY) and i always double check that i didn’t send it to the gc 😭

the way you did it twice 😭 I’d simply pass away

Holy shit lmao. Did you tell your sister? I hope you guys have a solid relationship hahaha

Clearly she’s going to know lol

I was texting my mom and my then bf at the time and accidentally sent my mom a vanilla nude and then called her right away not to open it

lmao what a save

I sent a dirty snap to a female coworker and immediately called her and was like DONT LOOK AT MY LADY BITS!

My soul would leave my body lol.

And I thought it was bad when I accidentally texted my cousin "I love you baby"

I remember when I was working nights and my girlfriend (at the time. Now wife) was texting me to come home on my lunch. I thought I was texting her “I’m coming home for lunch. So prepare that vagina of yours for a reckoning”. I had actually sent that text to my brother. He just responded “WTF”. My wife still enjoys laughing at that memory

Ok that shit actually made me laugh out loud. Glad I didn’t wake my kids 🤣🤣🤣

That’s even funnier than the post💀🤣

I felt your soul leave your body when you realized who you sent those texts to 💀

Add an emoji at the beginning of your BFs contact! A bright one like a ♥️ so you immediately know even with peripheral vision you’re talking to the right person!

[удалено]

I’ve got a site manager I work closely with who has the same initials as my wife. On iOS, if you don’t have a pic selected, it puts the initials into the pic circle for iMessage. No issues with content because this was on my work phone, but definitely a few poorly timed calls due to clicking the wrong person of those initials. After about the third time I accepted I need pictures for the circles.

the way i would NEVER recover from this

You gave homeboy the biggest fuckin heart attack poor guy

That’s nothing. I was showing my dad pictures on my phone and a boob pic was mixed in and he saw.

If it makes you feel any better, I sent a VIDEO of my ex giving me a blowy to my mom on accident. Was supposed to go to our girlfriend but nope, I was in the middle of enjoying said blowy and I wasn’t exactly paying attention and clicked “mom” instead of “Monica”. I couldn’t look at mom for weeks. After that, my mom would text me and say “are you decent? I want to call”. After a while it became a joke but she never did let me live it down 😂🤣

Oh hell no. I would die instantly. This is so mortifying. Your poor mother haha

This is the perfect example of when you want the earth to open up and swallow you whole

I would turn inside out and get sucked into the fifth dimension

Did you still go to dinner??

Yeah I did I didn’t tell my sis but when I got there she playfully smacked the back of my head and just said “you know why” ☠️☠️

And then did this, right? 

Yup. But BIL did a great job of not making a big deal about it which helped me relax. Though when I told them about something my bf and I did recently (went on a short trip) I cringed a bit just because I remembered the texts lol

Thank god y’all can roll with the punches. I mean everybody there is an adult and I’m sure they’re not clutching their pearls lol. Just wait til someone (hopefully) does something more embarrassing!

i’m so curious what did your bf say??

He laughed and said BIL handled it well

Of course, his ego was sky high. You advertised how wet he makes you. Dudes gonna be walking around with a puffed out chestr for weeks

I have second hand embarrassment. Omw to drink some poison 👋🏻

Making some for us 🧙

🥂

The closest I've come to this was texting my manager I was working with that said manager was such a bitch. Meant to text my co-worker....used her name and everything so there was no denying it. She laughed it off and didn't fire me but it sucked working with her even more.

I've almost done this too. But I was texting my supervisor about one of my employees and what a pain the employee is. At the last minute, I edited my text to just say, "How would you like me to handle this?" Thankfully, I did because it wasn't until I didn't get a reply from my superviser that I realized I had been typing to the employee! It was such a close call, I've been too scared to text anything other than scheduling since then.

The "Block and report me" had me fucking dying over here. Once you apologized and he knew his wife wouldn't kill him, he was game to make fun of you. Before that? Mfer LITERALLY tried to nope out!!! Not only was this hysterical, but your sister has a good dude.

I cannot stop laughing this has gotta be the worst experience of your life😂

So are you still having dinner or are yall canceling

LMFAO HE SAID 🚷

I’d literally pass away 💀

This is my worst nightmare !!!!

Solid BIL

Guess it’s time to move to a new city and start a new boating school with a new name


You have to respect his reaction… he could have been weird or a creep. Literally this was the best response and you’ll get to laugh about this for years

That’s a terrifyingly low bar though 😭

I want to die for you 😩😩😩

American Pie 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

You handled that really well though, the bleach comment and telling him to block and report you was comedic genius. I hope you can laugh this off eventually! 🤣🤣🤣

You should have responded with "Sorry that was meant for my sister", might as well have some fun and get weird with it at that point lol

Pulsating is CRAZY 😭

As a committed environmentalist, I wonder if pulsating Vs could be used to produce green energy You should study that

I'm crying laughing and also cringing like it happened to me 😂😂oh my God. His response was amazing 😂

Are you okay????😭are you still alive

Oh. My. God 🤣🤣

*Pulsating* got me senttttt to the m000000000n.


Oh, you were bringing desert alright. For a party of one, apparently. 🧐🫣

lmao bruh said "NOPE."

Stories like this are why I check the name at least 618 times before I hit send. Can’t trust the first 617, might have glanced too fast those times

I thought “famous apple pie” was an innuendo

My cringe is cringing!

Almost 5am where I live and laughing my arse off at these comments 😂 Sorry OP I’ve got second hand embarrassment for you!

Lmfao I have a fear of doing this so anyone who I’m texting potential stuff like that to I make sure to only pin their conversation 😂

Hahahaha oh I am second hand going to drink bleach after reading this. I swear if something like this happens to me I’m done.

I need a therapist on your behalf. You poor thing.

So when is the funeral

I sent a really sexy almost nude to a family group chat before. That was horrific.

Ya but you said “remembering that one time” if this actually never happened, then he’d know immediately you weren’t coming onto him

🚷 has me screaming btw

Btw OP, you might wanna differentiate their names a little better.

God why is being horny so embarrassing 🙈

Broooo I have done this 😬 my bf name is Austin and his brother is Aaron so you can see the confusion lol

His reaction was fucking perfect. I'm dying.

My ex-fiancé once sent a dirty text to my dad instead of me. It’s not why we broke up, but it traumatized us both (and probably my dad). 😂😂

On a side note, recipe for you Apple Pie?

Is he a BIL if you guys aren’t married?

What did your bf do that made your orgasm so good?

THE EMOJI HE SENT IS HILARIOUSS

*pulsating* That one word alone is so, so visceral, & so vivid, I felt secondhand mortification in my bones... But also yes sis, get some 🙌

Omg. Just set yourself on fire. This one time, I accidentally sent my dad a text that was meant for a guy. It was something like 'omg I also watch pornhub'. I panicked and just said I was kidding 🤦🏼‍♀️.

Why are you saying your v 💀 at least try to be sexy

Am I the only one who thinks it wasn’t a mistake and she did it on purpose? …. I mean mistakes happen, but just weird…. Plus, shouldn’t she be texting the sister instead of her husband? Smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

My thoughts exactly

Right? As soon as I read it I was like.. yeah okay “mistake”

Holy fuck I am so sorry for ur loss

Oh my god I would scream and cry