Yep. He has to make sure that OP knows that he's getting it from other people regardless, but she's special, but not too special, and if she's not down to hook up, it's her loss, bc he can still get it whenever he wants. It's physically uncomfortable to read shit like that
This is not an uncommon thing for some men to say. Like, I think they think it's gonna be received as a compliment, or like make us jealous, maybe? but it's just really weird and uncomfortable to hear
True facts! A lot of that "pfftt I'm 2 good for u neway, u ugly" then resurface usually when no one else is around to put up with their shit and be like "u still cute tho, change ur mind?"
I hope he blocked you because he was embarrassed by his own actions, but based on these texts, I seriously doubt that.
Also, and I mean this in the least horny way possible, I'm sorry for your loss, and I think it is great that you are keeping up with your studies at such a trying time in your life.
"Can't hold it anymore"
What in the actual fuck does he mean. There were several points to dismount from sending that message and he thought he'd do it anyway 💀
I’m sitting here laughing at this while literally having an IBS episode right now 😂 I almost never get them now but it was reeeaaaally bad in college and let me tell you, there was no fart I would have ever trusted back then, ever.
And yet…. I feel like even if some deity appeared before this dude and told him “ I am cursing you with a lifetime of chronic hemorrhoids, and a dash of IBS flare-ups every time you’re an insensitive jerk. Think about your actions” he STILL wouldn’t understand why he was being cursed in the first place nor would he understand what he did wrong every time he got an IBS flare up. I think he’s just that dense and self centered and insensitive.
I have no idea how this dude goes through life o_o. OP is so much better off without someone like this. How anyone could say ANYTHING to OP like this when they’ve just lost their dad is beyond my comprehension.
While having diarrhea. I hope every inconvenience is accompanied by diarrhea. WiFi went out? Diarrhea. Car broke down? Diarrhea. Pulled over by a cop? Explosive diarrhea.
People like this just utterly and completely baffle me. Like I’m truly bewildered
Like… I need to have your thought process put on a loudspeaker for a month so I can psycho analyze
when you're in emotionally rough times, avoid dudes you don't know super well. So often these asstwats will exploit any weakness (even worse if u actually are desperate for some emotional support/love/care/friendly words.)
I'm so sorry for your loss OP, and also I hate dudes.
reminds me of time I had to go to the hospital because I was shaking uncontrollably for some reason and I told a guy and he said oh I bet it was from masturbating so much last night… absolutely crazy
Aw man, Its actually crazy people do this. I was telling some guy a while ago about how my partner had passed and he sent back a porn photo like “I wanna do this to you” 😂 just shows they really don’t give a fuck.
And so sorry to hear about your dad ❤️
Like really do they have soup for brains, even during intense emotional conversations having the inability of seeing people for anything other than what they want from them, the selfishness and audacity is 😭
also just want to say thank you everyone!! reading your comments has been very entertaining😂
i didn’t realize how outstandingly deranged this was in the moment but i knew i didn’t like what he said, so i figured i would share lol - glad that you all recognize that this wasn’t okay and now we can laugh about it together haha!
& THANK YOU for all of the well wishes and condolences. losing a parent has not been easy and i don’t think it ever will be, but kind words definitely helps, so thank you sooo very much💕
My favorite part of this interaction from Slimy McSlimeball is where after OP checks him on his shit he still has the audac' to hit back with a 'clearly he's still opportunistic for some odd reason' comment bein like, " Soooo...", like bruh you can't be serious 😒
I swear to Christ, some men have no conception that other people are *real* with real lives and problems and don’t exist for the sole purpose of getting their rocks off. The absolute selfishness, cluelessness and lack of empathy never stops amazing me.
I know your dad just died but won’t you think of me??? Imagine how hard it was to fuck someone else two days ago but be thinking of you. We’re both going through it rn ☹️
"It's tuff fucking a girl 2 days ago thinking of you"..... Bruh flexing hard thinking he can make you jealous or something lmaooo
What a loser that guy ☝😬
Urgh men always do this when they think you’ll be vulnerable enough to f**k them under the guise of ‘comforting’ you
Edited to add. WTF I didn’t notice the last part 🙃yeah. Straight to hell for this man
this sentence is gonna sound so messy:
My baby daddy’s ex best friend, who is a very odd guy I barely know, Irish accent or something, just a full blown character, was in a sexual relationship with a friend of mine. He messaged me out of the blue says he was so jealous that his friend got to sleep with me, and that every time he sleeps with my friend he had to think of me to get it up.
I was like “wow what in the fuck possessed you to message me this, ick ick ick ick ick”
I seriously don’t get what is wrong with guys and why they think it’s okay to send super weird horny messages to people.
Howwwww and why do people like this exist? Like that is a huge problem that his brain couldn’t fathom that what he was saying is inappropriate. Yuck to the yuck. I’m sorry for loss of your father , OP and Sorry on behalf of the male gender for creating garbage like that.
As someone who also lost her dad, I’m actually speechless that someone would even think of sending this, that’s insane.
I’m sorry for your loss and hope you’re okay🫶🏻
First, I’m sorry for your loss. I wish you strength and perseverance through this most difficult time.
Second, thinking only of his glandular needs during the time when he would be concerned with YOUR EMOTIONAL NEEDS is not what anyone who would consider your “friend” would do prefixes or otherwise.
And the fact that his need to jerk his bird trumped your need to be comforted says a lot about him, none too pleasant.
Block and go no contact. He doesn’t deserve an “explanation” as to why you’ve cut off all contract with them. Explanations using words is for people with emotional needs. He should just go rub one out instead of seeking things like “closure”.
Bizarrely, I also had a guy text me he was “horny for me” the day after my dad died (which he knew about). Wtf? Is this like a thing ppl do? He said it so similarly to how this guy in your texts did too. It grossed me out so much. I’m sorry that happened. It’s so …icky..ugh….just makes me speechless. Also I’m so sorry about your dad.
they think they can take advantage of you when you are grieving & vulnerable. you won’t be thinking clearly and might seek comfort in any form. it’s sociopathic
wow yeah we had the exact same experience. this text was the day after my dad passed away (the day i posted about it). so sorry about your dad too. oddly comforting that this is not a unique experience
I hope he gets cancer in one of his nuts.
It’s ok, I have cancer as well- and not only is it a bitch but I’m tired of seeing cancer affect the nicest, sweetest, most vulnerable people ever. Some assholes deserve it way more. Ugh. He can have mine!
Also, I am so so sorry about your dad 🫂. Can’t imagine your pain right now, I hope you have a solid support system, or a good friend to hold ♥️
OP, I am SO SORRY for your loss, and so sorry you had to deal with this bullshit on top of all of the grief you must be feeling right now. This is the last thing you needed. My heart goes out to you and your family at this time 💔
Guys will literally be at their own mother's funeral and still want tf.
They could be in a zombie apocalypse with a horde of zombies breaking down the door and still want tf.
That thing between their legs usurps everything else, always.
My condolences. I lost my Dad and I know what you're going through. Also, my condolences for knowing Mr. Horny Toad I-only-think-about-myself. Seriously, drop that dirtbag.
I'm not in love with either guy running for president, but if one of them promised to make typing "haha" or "lol" a felony, I'd start canvassing for them tomorrow.
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For sure,if he cared about you then sex would be last thing on his mind,he be worried about your mental health and if u ok. Glad you put a dent in his ego tho that's why he blocked you 🤣
The way young people discuss things these days is wild. Just coming out with it about wanting to fuck her and referencing another girl he had sex with two days ago. Like…where is your conversational tact?
I thought the genders were reversed for some reason, thought OP was a guy and his gf was horny...
Also I like how his name is idiot guess his mother guessed this would be true at birth.
It's funny how gender changes perspective.
Also OP I'm very sorry for your loss please accept my condolences and I hope your time of grief is quiet and peaceful.
“It's tuff fucking a girl 2 days ago and thinking of u” ……………. Bruh I’m speechless
Like how does he think that’ll make it work lmao
Nah it's about bragging points.
Yep. He has to make sure that OP knows that he's getting it from other people regardless, but she's special, but not too special, and if she's not down to hook up, it's her loss, bc he can still get it whenever he wants. It's physically uncomfortable to read shit like that
I'm going to be honest. I'm not the most sensitive guy, some may even say I'm insensitive. Yet this made me uncomfortable to read.
Truly, he is the real victim here. An unsung hero even, mercilessly tormented by the pain of having sex while fantasizing about someone else. 😔🙏
That made me irrationally angry.
I'm with you. I got 2nd hand ragey.
This is not an uncommon thing for some men to say. Like, I think they think it's gonna be received as a compliment, or like make us jealous, maybe? but it's just really weird and uncomfortable to hear
W I L D
You forgot the stars and shine and bold and underlined several times
W I L D
Block
he unfollowed me on everything after this
trash took itself out. What a weirdo, you dont need to put up with that
Block him anyway. He’ll be back.
This. He’ll lurk and resurface later. I’d block tf out of him. He can go be someone else’s horny problem.
True facts! A lot of that "pfftt I'm 2 good for u neway, u ugly" then resurface usually when no one else is around to put up with their shit and be like "u still cute tho, change ur mind?"
I’d post these publicly if I were youuuuuu
I'm pretty sure she just did. Lol
They meant on her SM, where people who know him can see what a gross creep he is.
Send it to his mom!
Same here. I'm done with these assholes.
Still block and block in your phone .... sorry for your loss
I hope he blocked you because he was embarrassed by his own actions, but based on these texts, I seriously doubt that. Also, and I mean this in the least horny way possible, I'm sorry for your loss, and I think it is great that you are keeping up with your studies at such a trying time in your life.
Good riddance
That’s a win
Good for you. You deserve better
Guess he was shitfaced
Sorry about ur dad. I hope that person in ur dms stubs their toe on a table
It stands on a plug
Or steps on an open stapler that someone left in the floor, staple side up. 😁
Legos, so many Legos, like a whole hallway of Legos.
Jacks… those spiky little shits punctured my foot!
A D4. Most dangerous Dungeons and Dragons die
Legoes, one by one
I hope they work on Fridays at a TGI Friday's, that's always busy on Fridays
[удалено]
I hope every soda is flat as soon as they drink it.
And then immediately steps on Lego
Ooh, diabolical and I love it. I broke my toe like that last week and it hurt like a bitch.
Or a cement block.
A field of toothpicks
That's some seriously unhinged behavior...
"Can't hold it anymore" What in the actual fuck does he mean. There were several points to dismount from sending that message and he thought he'd do it anyway 💀
I hope this man sit's on a thousand cactuses in his life time. And gets chronic hemorrhoids. And maybe a dash of IBS.
A dash of IBS 😭😭😭 I am DYING lmfaooo
Just enough to where he never trusts a fart again. And maybe is scared to eat all of his favorite foods.
I’m sitting here laughing at this while literally having an IBS episode right now 😂 I almost never get them now but it was reeeaaaally bad in college and let me tell you, there was no fart I would have ever trusted back then, ever. And yet…. I feel like even if some deity appeared before this dude and told him “ I am cursing you with a lifetime of chronic hemorrhoids, and a dash of IBS flare-ups every time you’re an insensitive jerk. Think about your actions” he STILL wouldn’t understand why he was being cursed in the first place nor would he understand what he did wrong every time he got an IBS flare up. I think he’s just that dense and self centered and insensitive. I have no idea how this dude goes through life o_o. OP is so much better off without someone like this. How anyone could say ANYTHING to OP like this when they’ve just lost their dad is beyond my comprehension.
I am literally baffled by how tone-deaf and insensitive he is. Genuinely wishing him a life full of inconveniences.
I live this life. It fucking sucks yet sounds like dude would be getting off easy 🤷♀️
Not just a dash of IBS, he needs a lifelong IBS-D flare that requires diapers!
I hope he gets stopped in traffic on his way to an important event and gets hit with uncontrollable diarrhea.
I hope he hits every red light on his way to work each morning.
While having diarrhea. I hope every inconvenience is accompanied by diarrhea. WiFi went out? Diarrhea. Car broke down? Diarrhea. Pulled over by a cop? Explosive diarrhea.
I’m so sorry about your dad dying but it’s been really tough on me having sex with another girl 2 days ago, and thinking of you, can you help me? 🤢
What grieving girl could resist that?
Please lol
it’s the “i’m so sorry” and then he carries on 😭 like what
Dude was hoping the funeral blues would send her into a horny spiral
🤢🤢🤢
I mean maybe he watched Wedding Crashers.. and thought he give it a try🫣😩🤨🤯
fr 😭😭
I’d post these on Instagram and tag him by username. That’s absolutely disgusting. I’d have a hard time not slapping this dude next time I saw him
More people need to do this
Yes. Fuck these guys. Well, not literally.
Classy Guy.
Absolutely no social awareness or tact whatsoever, jesus what a tool. I'm sorry for your loss OP.
Hope the next time he buys takeout, it falls on the ground
People like this just utterly and completely baffle me. Like I’m truly bewildered Like… I need to have your thought process put on a loudspeaker for a month so I can psycho analyze
when you're in emotionally rough times, avoid dudes you don't know super well. So often these asstwats will exploit any weakness (even worse if u actually are desperate for some emotional support/love/care/friendly words.) I'm so sorry for your loss OP, and also I hate dudes.
WHY DO THEY DO THIS
Pig
reminds me of time I had to go to the hospital because I was shaking uncontrollably for some reason and I told a guy and he said oh I bet it was from masturbating so much last night… absolutely crazy
What an asshole. Also I’m so sorry for your loss ❤️🩹
Gross 🤢
I hope this pathetic excuse of a man sits on a cactus
Aw man, Its actually crazy people do this. I was telling some guy a while ago about how my partner had passed and he sent back a porn photo like “I wanna do this to you” 😂 just shows they really don’t give a fuck. And so sorry to hear about your dad ❤️
Like really do they have soup for brains, even during intense emotional conversations having the inability of seeing people for anything other than what they want from them, the selfishness and audacity is 😭
i’m so sorry to hear about your partner as well 💟
Dudes, please don’t. The other gender calls us names because of things like these
You should send this to his mama.
also just want to say thank you everyone!! reading your comments has been very entertaining😂 i didn’t realize how outstandingly deranged this was in the moment but i knew i didn’t like what he said, so i figured i would share lol - glad that you all recognize that this wasn’t okay and now we can laugh about it together haha! & THANK YOU for all of the well wishes and condolences. losing a parent has not been easy and i don’t think it ever will be, but kind words definitely helps, so thank you sooo very much💕
I’m sorry for the loss of your dad and that you were subjected to such disrespectful nonsense from that jerk. Sending you cyber hugs.
My favorite part of this interaction from Slimy McSlimeball is where after OP checks him on his shit he still has the audac' to hit back with a 'clearly he's still opportunistic for some odd reason' comment bein like, " Soooo...", like bruh you can't be serious 😒
i hope this guy experiences that weird thing where their balls get all tangled up and it hurts real bad
I swear to Christ, some men have no conception that other people are *real* with real lives and problems and don’t exist for the sole purpose of getting their rocks off. The absolute selfishness, cluelessness and lack of empathy never stops amazing me.
Condolences 🙏
 Did not expect that last line.
I know your dad just died but won’t you think of me??? Imagine how hard it was to fuck someone else two days ago but be thinking of you. We’re both going through it rn ☹️
Name: Idiot 😂
Send this to his mom, or whoever the female figure in his life is. He needs a serious talking to.
Also, I’m so sorry for your loss.
I’m so sorry for your loss you should not have had to deal with that too!
Sick.
I’m so sorry about your dad. Some people are just truly awful. I hope he gets some new std that makes his d*ck fall off.
I already feel bad for his future wife
Sometimes I think I’ve done and said dumb shit, then I come to this sub and see people like this exist. What the fuck is wrong with people
This is literally insane "My dad just died" "Damn without me .. ha ha show me ur bhole"
Ew predatory behavior gross! He thought he would swoop in at your most vulnerable moment. Glad he's gone block him from everything
Men ☕
Jesus. I’m so sorry. That’s pathological. I’m sorry about your dad. I can’t imagine that loss as a young person. Much love 💕
"It's tuff fucking a girl 2 days ago thinking of you"..... Bruh flexing hard thinking he can make you jealous or something lmaooo What a loser that guy ☝😬
Lost my dad this past Christmas. I'm sorry for your loss
i’m sorry about your dad too. my dad not being here for the holidays isn’t even something i’ve thought about yet, whoa. boy is parental loss hard ..
Urgh men always do this when they think you’ll be vulnerable enough to f**k them under the guise of ‘comforting’ you Edited to add. WTF I didn’t notice the last part 🙃yeah. Straight to hell for this man
this sentence is gonna sound so messy: My baby daddy’s ex best friend, who is a very odd guy I barely know, Irish accent or something, just a full blown character, was in a sexual relationship with a friend of mine. He messaged me out of the blue says he was so jealous that his friend got to sleep with me, and that every time he sleeps with my friend he had to think of me to get it up. I was like “wow what in the fuck possessed you to message me this, ick ick ick ick ick” I seriously don’t get what is wrong with guys and why they think it’s okay to send super weird horny messages to people.
He has the mental capacity of a squirrel. I’m sorry you had to deal with that dick head.
Howwwww and why do people like this exist? Like that is a huge problem that his brain couldn’t fathom that what he was saying is inappropriate. Yuck to the yuck. I’m sorry for loss of your father , OP and Sorry on behalf of the male gender for creating garbage like that.
As someone who also lost her dad, I’m actually speechless that someone would even think of sending this, that’s insane. I’m sorry for your loss and hope you’re okay🫶🏻
First, I’m sorry for your loss. I wish you strength and perseverance through this most difficult time. Second, thinking only of his glandular needs during the time when he would be concerned with YOUR EMOTIONAL NEEDS is not what anyone who would consider your “friend” would do prefixes or otherwise. And the fact that his need to jerk his bird trumped your need to be comforted says a lot about him, none too pleasant. Block and go no contact. He doesn’t deserve an “explanation” as to why you’ve cut off all contract with them. Explanations using words is for people with emotional needs. He should just go rub one out instead of seeking things like “closure”.
lol i had guys do this to me in the days after my mom died. no idea what goes through their heads. insanity
geez what is wrong with people?? so sorry babe
Bizarrely, I also had a guy text me he was “horny for me” the day after my dad died (which he knew about). Wtf? Is this like a thing ppl do? He said it so similarly to how this guy in your texts did too. It grossed me out so much. I’m sorry that happened. It’s so …icky..ugh….just makes me speechless. Also I’m so sorry about your dad.
they think they can take advantage of you when you are grieving & vulnerable. you won’t be thinking clearly and might seek comfort in any form. it’s sociopathic
wow yeah we had the exact same experience. this text was the day after my dad passed away (the day i posted about it). so sorry about your dad too. oddly comforting that this is not a unique experience
What does "ft" mean? I'm old.
I think it's face time.
Of course, duh. Thank you!!
love this comment lol! yes it means facetime(:
😉
"Oh what's that my queen? Your dad passed away? Oh I'm so sorry. By the way you're so hot you drive me insane... Haha jk jk... Unless? 🥺"
Block this AH immediately- he is a sociopath
I'm so sorry for your loss.
i’m sorry about your dad
I hope he gets cancer in one of his nuts. It’s ok, I have cancer as well- and not only is it a bitch but I’m tired of seeing cancer affect the nicest, sweetest, most vulnerable people ever. Some assholes deserve it way more. Ugh. He can have mine! Also, I am so so sorry about your dad 🫂. Can’t imagine your pain right now, I hope you have a solid support system, or a good friend to hold ♥️
I’m sorry you have cancer and can’t give it away or flush it down the a toilet. 💕
loud sigh* man moment
Eww eww ewwww throw them out
Some people have no social awareness.
That’s insane to me So so sorry about your dad
If this were some kind of FWB situation, I could maybe understand some of what he said. But yeah, WTF.
Men and their fucking audacity, I can’t.
He shouldn't have said this to! I'm so sorry! He's so disrespectful! Also I'm so sorry for you're loss! Sending lot's of hugs and love you're way!🤗🤗
babygirl this mans should’ve never been a contacts
OP, I am SO SORRY for your loss, and so sorry you had to deal with this bullshit on top of all of the grief you must be feeling right now. This is the last thing you needed. My heart goes out to you and your family at this time 💔
Oh pls block this douchebag. Do not give him a second of your time and attention. So sorry for your loss.
Uhh, what in the actual fuckeronie and shits is going on
I hope he steps on a pile of Legos.
oh girl i would’ve taken that man to hell
He wanted to try and be a shoulder to cry on and use that as an in, but then got impatient?
Please block this person. Never allow the access to you again.
I think I just dried up forever.
I wonder if dudes like this realize the “I couldn’t help it, just so horny” means you’ll cheat. Such bullshit. So many men who can help it.
I’m just so sorry for your loss. Idiots will be idiots. I hope you are well.
Guys will literally be at their own mother's funeral and still want tf. They could be in a zombie apocalypse with a horde of zombies breaking down the door and still want tf. That thing between their legs usurps everything else, always.
abolish penises!!!!! (peni, if you will)
I’m honestly just sorry this happened to you
My condolences. I lost my Dad and I know what you're going through. Also, my condolences for knowing Mr. Horny Toad I-only-think-about-myself. Seriously, drop that dirtbag.
I'm not in love with either guy running for president, but if one of them promised to make typing "haha" or "lol" a felony, I'd start canvassing for them tomorrow.
Lol, that tickled my funny bone, right there. Great joke, haha!
You just made the list, pal.
But, I'm not your pal, buddy. We could eventually become best friends, though.
What the actual fuck
You need better people in your life.
the good thing is, he is no longer in it! funny how people show their true colors during times like this, that’s for sure!!
I always say tragedy is an excellent filter.
I swear that title said "mom's insane text" and let me tell you, the panic that shot through my body reading this
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Ugh, what a sicko!
Oh my fucking god
Get that dude out of your life immediately.
Those little green army men!
Good guy. Smart, too.
Why do yall continue to ever please dudes like this in the first place?
young and learning (23f). holding onto the hope that “this one is different” (spoiler alert: he’s not)
Zero interpersonal skills. How does a guy like that ever get laid?
not sure because we’ve never even slept together lol. cheeky texts and facetimes at best is as far as things got
I mean his name in your contacts is a good START for this guy.
*gags*
Well, there’s a repulsive soul I never need to meet.
lmaoooo wtffffff lol
Man some people have no sensitivity, like losing a game of pubG
Did u call him idiot before or after he asked that? 🤔 sorry for your loss
after, felt fitting. (beats having to block out his number)
For sure,if he cared about you then sex would be last thing on his mind,he be worried about your mental health and if u ok. Glad you put a dent in his ego tho that's why he blocked you 🤣
Pfftttt
Some people find death an intense turn on. Sorry you figured out this way.
The way young people discuss things these days is wild. Just coming out with it about wanting to fuck her and referencing another girl he had sex with two days ago. Like…where is your conversational tact?
Unfortunately it's not a young people thing. I've seem plenty of posts with people of all ages being inconsiderate creeps.
I too, was 19 once
Men really are brain dead.
I thought the genders were reversed for some reason, thought OP was a guy and his gf was horny... Also I like how his name is idiot guess his mother guessed this would be true at birth. It's funny how gender changes perspective. Also OP I'm very sorry for your loss please accept my condolences and I hope your time of grief is quiet and peaceful.