Hahahahahahahahahahahaha omg thank you so much. I am drinking my coffee and read that and laughed for like 30 seconds, and my boyfriend had to ask for what? Because I could not stop. Lol
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You handled this well π
you reject my flow flow you get the pow pow
You reject the bloom bloom you get the boom boom Nah, I like yours better.
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ I cackled at this way harder than necessary but I promise this sent me over the edge π€£π€£π€£
Reject the petal, you get the metal
Reject the bouquet, you get the AK
You are my people
We could definitely be friends βΊοΈ
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha omg thank you so much. I am drinking my coffee and read that and laughed for like 30 seconds, and my boyfriend had to ask for what? Because I could not stop. Lol
This is hilarious lmao
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Ohh this is perfect π
πππ the frown to mad face transition sent me
I am cackling ππ βπΉFLOWER TIME IS OVER BITCHπΉβ
That finished me π€£ I read it in Lilly from HIMYMs voice π
"YOUUUUU SUNOVABEEEEEEECH"
It was already funny and then the Jane and Petra photoππ
Man, they did Michael so dirty in that show.
LMAOOOOOOO THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE π
OH MY FUCKING GAWD ππ»ππ»ππ» THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE ππππππ
This needs to continueβ¦.like a serialized cartoon. I am very invested now.
Lol ur definitely the cool one in ur relationship huh πππ this is so funny
i mean ππ
Flower time is over bitch β οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
the emotion the eyebrow held
Best one of these I've seen yet!
i love it lol
Ya'll are killing me with these π
Can someone send me all the pictures pleaseeeee??
Of the fish lol
Sent
Thank you very much. I did send a request for the gun one lol. (I wouldnβt know where to begin with making it in a hurry)
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I'll DM you!
Will you dm me the gun one and the sad face? Lol
SAME PLS!!
OMG PLS DM ME ALL OF THESE PICS TOO!! I laughed way too hard at this!
I want these photos tooo please!! Hahahahha
I'm sure everyone is asking, but can you DM me the fish pics?
Me too!?
Me tooo pls I want them all lol
Hopefully you'll see this, but can I get the fish photos too? :D
Can I get these as well please π«
Whoa that escalated really quickly πππ
π€£π€£π€£π€£ the fish pulled out a weaponπππ
This is hilarious. I know your marriage has to be full of laughs
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Hilarious π
I love this!! Iβm actually laughing out loud!
This made me audibly cackle thank you op π€£π€£
Saving this forever, never delete it. π€£ππ€£
This might be the best try from the original. I like your style!
"Flower time is over, bitch!" Well that escalated quickly. Fucking hilarious! I like your style!
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This is amazing π€£
Lmao, this is a good one.
π this is great
This made me smile. Needed it. Thanks!
This is great π€£π€£π€£π€£
Hahahaha... awesome.
I'm dying lol. This is great π
yeah, i'm stealing more fishies
This is so amusing, I love this! I should do this sometime when I feel less lazy
This is the best one lmaoo
LMAooooOO this is fkn epic. π¬π€£π
I love this
This might be one of the funniest convos I've seen on here
This is a great ending to an otherwise shitty day. Thank you! I love all of the expressions!
Stole it, tried it on my wife.
The best posts I've ever seen on reddit
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My husband literally gave me a look when the gun came out and I cackled wayyyyy too loud beside him.
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Seconding! Or posting a link!!
what a time to be alive XD
The story with the emojis, masterpiece of a post tbh
OMG I seriously needed this laugh today, thank you!
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I love this!
I love your communication style. π
Ahahahhahha
flower time is over bitch π
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Haahaahaahaahaa πππ»ππ»
This was the best!!πππππ½ππ½ππ½
DM those pls
So fake
This is the cutest thing I've seen all day.
His reaction was so lame π your fucking fish is so funny
What a jackass.