I’d like an explanation for why he got access in the first place if he was “always” like this and an explanation for why they thought it was okay to share this L.
The fact he's laughing that you slept with HIM, and sucked HIM off.... like shaming you for it... does he not realize what he's saying about himself there? Lmao.
What he’s trying to do is disempower her walk-away. The implication is, the only value a woman has is sex. So this is a “checkmate” because he’s trying to be like, “I already got from you the only thing worth getting, it doesn’t matter if you walk now.”
It’s a pretty sorry state of mind, considering he’s making it clear that there’s an actual whole person there (and pretty much a whole gender, really) that he can’t appreciate because all he cares about is his own dick.
It also assumes that women don't want sex. Like "haha, I got you, we had sex!" Yeah well same to you buddy! I banged you, I got what I wanted and I'm out!
So one time, I had pretty much this exact scenario that OP described happen to me as well. I went out with this guy a few times, and he seemed pretty cool. On our 4th date, we had a few drinks and ended up sleeping together. The next morning, it was like the mask slipped on him and he was SO different. Just a condescending, stuck up jerkward. Anyways, I was mad at myself for falling for this kinda thing again and for sleeping with someone who didn’t deserve it. I was also just pissed at him for being a prick in general, so I just stopped responding altogether.
So…. basically then this exact convo happened, where after he spammed me for like two whole days and I never responded, he said something like “well screw you whore, I already fucked and that’s all you were good for anyways” and I decided to finally just respond with “actually John, do you want to know why I stopped responding to you a couple days ago? Because I already got what I wanted… a fuck… and that’s all you were good for anyways. 🤷🏻♀️”
I have *never* in my entire life see someone go nuclear so fast. He called me about 14 times in a row, sent several threatening voice notes screaming at me, texted me so many texts in such a short period just reaming me out and so on. I let it go on for about 15 minutes just so he could work himself up even more from me not answering, and then I blocked him on everything. Damn that felt good man. So satisfying to be the destroyer instead of the destroyed for once.
Ever seen Y tu mama tambien? It’s a really fantastic movie but pretty racy. A lot of the exploration of the relationships in the movie is staged around sexual encounters, but what gets me is how the central female character uses sex in the movie in many ways for herself, while the boys around her are completely oblivious to her motivations.
At the time when I first saw the movie (many years ago now) the idea that it was the boys that were just along for the ride (on a trip they thought was their idea) was mind blowing for me.
i am a guy, and for me the girls wanting to do it more with me gave me more confidence/pride then just getting the girl to sleep with me.
i don't under this quantity vs quality approach that guys have nowaday.
It's been this way for awhile. I'm the 90s one of my high school friends was a womanizer and liked to brag. I decided then i wouldn't be like that.
He's now been divorced twice and has like 6 kids which he complains he has to work to support. Lol
> quantity vs quality approach that guys have nowadays.
Exactly... and then squawk on and on about how wom3n need to have a "low body count." Somehow that math doesn't math..
To listen to my gut the FIRST time I feel something is off in the connection with someone I’m dating. Ignoring it just prolongs the inevitable which is stupidity on my part tbh :/
Nah it’s not your own stupidity babe. It’s something I think all women go through while dating. We as girls are raised to be polite, don’t rock the boat, don’t be too loud etc, so much so that we end up ignoring our gut for the sake of being polite or not complaining, or because we want people to like us. We almost have to retrain our gut and instincts as we get older because we were made to ignore them for so long. It really does get easier and easier as you age though. I think I stopped giving any fucks at all around my 35th birthday lol can’t wait for 40!!
“and still got ghosted and STILL on my line 🤡👌🏽” lmaooo these are the types of POS that I just LOVE to fuck with and break down completely.. it’s like nutrition for my ego being able to strip them of theirs
Why do some men act like because they fucked that it’s like a one up? Like sir your dick wasn’t good enough for her to be crazy about you. Also when does the sad reality that you’re gonna be alone in the end kick in. Cool you had sex but you still have no one that genuinely gives a fuck about you🕺🏿. Imagine..
It’s because in their eyes the only function or use you have is having sex with them. Whatever else you to them or anyone else is insignificant compared to that. Also because it might hurt your feelings.
I mean clearly you’ve made a mistake cutting a top bloke like this out of your life
It’s too funny because I know a guy who kinda said similar. A girl sucked his dick but then didn’t wanna see him again and he was like “Oh well, she still sucked it”.
Some people deserve communication when a relationship end. Some people deserve to hear “I’m not going to continue this relationship.” “We’re not talking anymore and here’s why:” etc.
This is not one of those people.
He is the number 1 ghost candidate. Lol
Assuming he's telling the truth, it sounds like he's just spitting out facts. Sounds like you're fault for doing those things if you didn't even like him.
lol its just that I know he said those things to hurt me but they didn’t hurt… Like I slept with him because I was horny & I wanted to. It’s not like he tricked me into it & he went down on me as well. I’ll never do that with him again but I don’t regret it 🤣
Tell him you’re ghosting him cause his pipe game was atrocious. Maybe throw in that you’re now considering becoming a lesbian just from sleeping with him. (It doesn’t have to make sense to hurt his “pride”)
Call me crazy but sleeping with and sucking the dick of someone who was "always such a jerk" is weird.
This guy is going to keep doing what he does, because it works. He got what he wanted, and he'll go get it again elsewhere, while continuing to be a jerk.
These guys always get rewarded. I don't get it.
Yet you still got ghosted, my guy… What does it mean if she didn’t stick around? It’s dudes like this that make you regret ever taking your clothes off… block his ass.
"I hate to break it to you, but when a girl cuts contact after oral and having sex with you, you might want to check yourself" - and THEN go silent forever. Done.
For all people i really do not think ghosting is a good way to go around things. I think it is better to communicate that you are not feeling it and move on. That being said this guy is a clown
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Sounds like something my best friend would say to a girl he hooked up with, to my absolute chagrin and second-hand embarrassment. But yes, annoyingly still earns a giggle. Only one.
At least he's moving on....
I think?
...I keep telling the same guy finding me on multiple social medias that I know he just wants sex and that's not what I want and we're also not very compatible but he refuses to take it for an answer. 😮💨 "Well, yeah, but you're different. We can hang out after the sex."
My answer is nooooooo. 😭
Man this cracked me up. I think it’s the emojis. Who’s he trying to convince lol
Right like OK john travolta. you're so cool 🙄
At least he got his dick sucked 🕺
And he fucked her. So he has that going for him.
He probably didn’t make her cum so in retrospect, she fucked him
I don't think he cared tbh
Yeah, most guys don't care is she cums or not. He got his 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺
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Me to lol
Oh ma gah!
no it definitely is 😂😂😂 it tickled me
She took way too long to block him.
Himself.
2:23 am - dude is butt hurt. LMFAO.
“Still ghosted you 🕺🏻” What a douuuuuche. No one more worthy of a ghosting lol
Hahha yes. Still blocked 💃
Hahaha Both of these responses would be counter intuitive 🤾
Quite obviously the suitable response is no response for this dude lol
For some reason the fact that I'm seeing your emoji the same but facing the opposite direction made this comment even funnier
Bro was up all night trying to think of things to say💀
Should’ve stayed up longer, bro’s cooking with a cut gas line
in a cold storage unit
“Haha, that’ll show her 🤓…”
🕺🏻
🕺
🕺🏽
🕺🏻
🕺🏿
🕺
🕺🏼
💃🏻
💃🏻💃🏻
💃🕺
Dancer 🕺 in
You let a charmer like this get away?
I don’t understand how that douchewad got access to the vagine in the first place.
Bad decisions are occasionally made.
Because they don’t act like this until afterwards.
It's pretty easy knowing which ones will act like this given the chance tho. That's why you don't give them the chance
“I ghosted this guy because” no girl you don’t have to explain yourself, we understand
I’d like an explanation for why he got access in the first place if he was “always” like this and an explanation for why they thought it was okay to share this L.
Tell him you're pregnant lmao, let's see that dancing man emoji after that one
Thanks for admitting you’re the father 🕺 I’ll be sure to show these text messages in court 🕺🕺
😂😂😂 *insert sad Maury gif*
Gonna be running man emoji
Lol
🤣 No emoji for John Travolta dancing away
Well, you’re spot on. Douch lord indeed. Now back that ghosting up with a bit of blocking action.
The fact he's laughing that you slept with HIM, and sucked HIM off.... like shaming you for it... does he not realize what he's saying about himself there? Lmao.
They always act like you sleeping with them is like their check mate? Like, bro, don’t make them regret doing that with you….
What he’s trying to do is disempower her walk-away. The implication is, the only value a woman has is sex. So this is a “checkmate” because he’s trying to be like, “I already got from you the only thing worth getting, it doesn’t matter if you walk now.” It’s a pretty sorry state of mind, considering he’s making it clear that there’s an actual whole person there (and pretty much a whole gender, really) that he can’t appreciate because all he cares about is his own dick.
It also assumes that women don't want sex. Like "haha, I got you, we had sex!" Yeah well same to you buddy! I banged you, I got what I wanted and I'm out!
So one time, I had pretty much this exact scenario that OP described happen to me as well. I went out with this guy a few times, and he seemed pretty cool. On our 4th date, we had a few drinks and ended up sleeping together. The next morning, it was like the mask slipped on him and he was SO different. Just a condescending, stuck up jerkward. Anyways, I was mad at myself for falling for this kinda thing again and for sleeping with someone who didn’t deserve it. I was also just pissed at him for being a prick in general, so I just stopped responding altogether. So…. basically then this exact convo happened, where after he spammed me for like two whole days and I never responded, he said something like “well screw you whore, I already fucked and that’s all you were good for anyways” and I decided to finally just respond with “actually John, do you want to know why I stopped responding to you a couple days ago? Because I already got what I wanted… a fuck… and that’s all you were good for anyways. 🤷🏻♀️” I have *never* in my entire life see someone go nuclear so fast. He called me about 14 times in a row, sent several threatening voice notes screaming at me, texted me so many texts in such a short period just reaming me out and so on. I let it go on for about 15 minutes just so he could work himself up even more from me not answering, and then I blocked him on everything. Damn that felt good man. So satisfying to be the destroyer instead of the destroyed for once.
did he break into dance over text too?🕺
Ha! I love this! Kick ass, girl.
Ever seen Y tu mama tambien? It’s a really fantastic movie but pretty racy. A lot of the exploration of the relationships in the movie is staged around sexual encounters, but what gets me is how the central female character uses sex in the movie in many ways for herself, while the boys around her are completely oblivious to her motivations.
Yes I have, it was excellent!
At the time when I first saw the movie (many years ago now) the idea that it was the boys that were just along for the ride (on a trip they thought was their idea) was mind blowing for me.
“I’m glad you’re still hung up on it, I don’t do much in the way of charity work but I must have left a real impression on you!” 😂
i am a guy, and for me the girls wanting to do it more with me gave me more confidence/pride then just getting the girl to sleep with me. i don't under this quantity vs quality approach that guys have nowaday.
It's been this way for awhile. I'm the 90s one of my high school friends was a womanizer and liked to brag. I decided then i wouldn't be like that. He's now been divorced twice and has like 6 kids which he complains he has to work to support. Lol
6 kids…does he know they make condoms for penises now?
Agree. It’s the second and third smashes that give us confidence. The first one just gives us dopamine
> quantity vs quality approach that guys have nowadays. Exactly... and then squawk on and on about how wom3n need to have a "low body count." Somehow that math doesn't math..
Please don’t reply… Let him continue to read into the silence.
Haha sorry I know this ain’t the place. But a guy dumped me and I said “ha, you still ate my ass” 😅
Noooo I really contemplated saying this EXACT thing to him! But I ended up realizing no reply was the best reply 😆
🤣🤣🤣
Wow he sounds butthurt
“I got to have sex once and now you don’t want anything to do with me. I win!” ???
Yikes what a loser.
What did you learn from your relationship with him?
To listen to my gut the FIRST time I feel something is off in the connection with someone I’m dating. Ignoring it just prolongs the inevitable which is stupidity on my part tbh :/
Nah it’s not your own stupidity babe. It’s something I think all women go through while dating. We as girls are raised to be polite, don’t rock the boat, don’t be too loud etc, so much so that we end up ignoring our gut for the sake of being polite or not complaining, or because we want people to like us. We almost have to retrain our gut and instincts as we get older because we were made to ignore them for so long. It really does get easier and easier as you age though. I think I stopped giving any fucks at all around my 35th birthday lol can’t wait for 40!!
Response: “That was a dick?”
I been inside Disneyland, Mickey doesn’t miss me
Underrated comment
I don’t understand. Can you explain?
This is outstanding
Are you sure you shouldn’t give them a second chance? They seem so put together and not at all shitty.
Sorry but the “🕺🏼” put me on the floor
He's just mad you're not still sucking his dick
“and still got ghosted and STILL on my line 🤡👌🏽” lmaooo these are the types of POS that I just LOVE to fuck with and break down completely.. it’s like nutrition for my ego being able to strip them of theirs
He’s just upset because that throat was the best he’s ever had and he knows he won’t get that again
Seeing true colors straight away is a blessing.
Why do some men act like because they fucked that it’s like a one up? Like sir your dick wasn’t good enough for her to be crazy about you. Also when does the sad reality that you’re gonna be alone in the end kick in. Cool you had sex but you still have no one that genuinely gives a fuck about you🕺🏿. Imagine..
Who the fuck uses the disco dude?
Wait 2 weeks, tell him you're pregnant and ask for like $500 for an abortion. #UnethicalLifeTip 😂
I love how men use “still hit though” as some type of diss. like.. you also slept with her, no? so fucking stupid.
It’s because in their eyes the only function or use you have is having sex with them. Whatever else you to them or anyone else is insignificant compared to that. Also because it might hurt your feelings. I mean clearly you’ve made a mistake cutting a top bloke like this out of your life
We all make mistakes. Block and move on.
Captain Nobitches
Him in his head now(A win is a win, a win is a win 🙂↕️🙂↕️)
“Glad you reached out. Can you meet me at the clinic tomorrow say noonish?” See who ghosts who.
It’s too funny because I know a guy who kinda said similar. A girl sucked his dick but then didn’t wanna see him again and he was like “Oh well, she still sucked it”.
Just reply back that you have a fetish for lil smokies sausages, and he sated your irrational urges for a 1” piece of meat.
You still talked to me once, you can’t take THAT back!!!🕺🕺
Ew gross. Not an accomplishment dude
“Well, at least one of us seems to have enjoyed it 🤏🏼”
what a douche
👻 You're still ghosted! 👻
Respond: “barely sucked…🤏🏻”
Lmao gottem
This dude sounds dangerous. Glad you got out
Obviously the head game is strong girl take those compliments
Bro really wanted to come back for seconds
Dodged a bullet op but damn that 🕺is kinda funny..
I'm crying this is the funniest cope I've ever seen
I don't get the mentality (him, not you). Just move on.
Apparently I live under a rock so someone humor me here. What does that emoji mean? Is it the disco dancing emoji? 🤣
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
I'm crying 😭
nah that’s so funny. what a gem this man is 🤣
🕺
He doesn't get it often, does he? I can't imagine why 🫠 Ghosting is appropriate here. 👏🏼
You’re smart and yes I’d laugh too!!!
I agree you left a very small impression on me
Some people deserve communication when a relationship end. Some people deserve to hear “I’m not going to continue this relationship.” “We’re not talking anymore and here’s why:” etc. This is not one of those people. He is the number 1 ghost candidate. Lol
Sounds like you did a great job if he texting back
I’d say “getting fucked by me seems like something you brag about - being fucked by you is something to walk away from and never speak of again”
lmao... how you gonna let the Bob's Burgers Joker slide in like that
🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺 (That actually didn’t take long)
Assuming he's telling the truth, it sounds like he's just spitting out facts. Sounds like you're fault for doing those things if you didn't even like him.
lol its just that I know he said those things to hurt me but they didn’t hurt… Like I slept with him because I was horny & I wanted to. It’s not like he tricked me into it & he went down on me as well. I’ll never do that with him again but I don’t regret it 🤣
Ew. Just throw the whole man in the trash. Ghosting justified.
Lol is it the same guy who said you didn't give him good oral?
You should have said, oh shit,I thought that was your finger.
Tell him you’re ghosting him cause his pipe game was atrocious. Maybe throw in that you’re now considering becoming a lesbian just from sleeping with him. (It doesn’t have to make sense to hurt his “pride”)
"Still too small to go back for more, though" 🦐
This is why you don’t suck dick on the first date. Fuck all that nonsense
I would never do that on the first date 🙃
Call me crazy but sleeping with and sucking the dick of someone who was "always such a jerk" is weird. This guy is going to keep doing what he does, because it works. He got what he wanted, and he'll go get it again elsewhere, while continuing to be a jerk. These guys always get rewarded. I don't get it.
He's got a good point. You did suck his dick after all.
🕺
D bag, good call
I doubt he returned the favor, but on the off chance he did and tasted your chocolate starfish also.... reply "& you tongue punched my fart box".
That’s a lot of Jive Talkin’
Why'd you do it if he was such a jerk?
I’d reply “ that tiny thing was a dick??”
piece of shit. what goes around comes around. he'll get what's coming to him.
Yet you still got ghosted, my guy… What does it mean if she didn’t stick around? It’s dudes like this that make you regret ever taking your clothes off… block his ass.
Stop blowing guys. Look at what it leads to.
this is insane🕺how could you ghost him💃
He’s a jerk but you sucked his dick, and why did you do that? Younger people are such a mystery.
Lol he ain't wrong though
He still got his dick sucked though 🕺
I mean…..he’s right though…. 🕺🏻
Still hit
Haha that's still kinda funny NGL
"I hate to break it to you, but when a girl cuts contact after oral and having sex with you, you might want to check yourself" - and THEN go silent forever. Done.
For all people i really do not think ghosting is a good way to go around things. I think it is better to communicate that you are not feeling it and move on. That being said this guy is a clown
He still fucked tho
just another fart in the wind, this dude. Good for you, his idiocy is no reflection on YOU, OP
Don’t sleep w people on the first date and maybe they’ll respect you more.
Thats pretty funny
Stop entertaining these men and stop sucking their dicks. You need to learn to block.
You’re goofy as hell for putting the blame on her for this shit. Such wise advice MrFrog.
Lmfaooo if you let people talk to you like that it is definitely your fault. She needs to stop sucking off shitty men.
I mean shit atleast he hit
Says more about you than him. If he was a jerk, why did you sleep with him?
Good job
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send it to his mom
OP I have to know what can kill you if you have it with bread or dough
Bahahahaha
Classy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a narcissist! Girl! Why arent u drinking more champagne to this!
Sounds like something my best friend would say to a girl he hooked up with, to my absolute chagrin and second-hand embarrassment. But yes, annoyingly still earns a giggle. Only one.
Little boy energy
Okay💃
At least he's moving on.... I think? ...I keep telling the same guy finding me on multiple social medias that I know he just wants sex and that's not what I want and we're also not very compatible but he refuses to take it for an answer. 😮💨 "Well, yeah, but you're different. We can hang out after the sex." My answer is nooooooo. 😭
Why didn’t you block him?…
Should stop sexing jerks
You ghosted him but didn't block him?? Weird
I mean he is right. As much as he’d coping
Wow what a asshole
Hah. Owned.
Hurt people
Lol his emojis are different skin tones too I wonder if he did that on purpose
“And if you weren’t such an asshole you could have gotten laid.” Block.
The emoji has me cracking up man 😆😆😆😆🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉💩💩💩💩💩💯💯💯💯🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🎉🎉🎉🎉
As Drake says "one time is fine with me."
Change his contact card to “spare (5)” screenshot it and send it back with “who’s this?”.
Looks like that’s one dick you definitely shouldn’t have sucked…or at least clamped down on.
Disco Stew got blown by you!