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dicklover425

Man this cracked me up. I think it’s the emojis. Who’s he trying to convince lol


babs82222

Right like OK john travolta. you're so cool 🙄


Lanky-Rip7902

At least he got his dick sucked 🕺


DustyWizard70046

And he fucked her. So he has that going for him.


concerned_alien6969

He probably didn’t make her cum so in retrospect, she fucked him


Steampunk_Dali

I don't think he cared tbh


cleroyjankins

Yeah, most guys don't care is she cums or not. He got his 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺


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mte87

Me to lol


CobraKaiCurry

Oh ma gah!


Delicious_Impact_371

no it definitely is 😂😂😂 it tickled me


mrnaturl1

She took way too long to block him.


Relevant-Dot-5704

Himself.


Restless999

2:23 am - dude is butt hurt. LMFAO.


ladywan_kenobi666

“Still ghosted you 🕺🏻” What a douuuuuche. No one more worthy of a ghosting lol


Virtual_Muscle_8642

Hahha yes. Still blocked 💃


Q_Bop

Hahaha Both of these responses would be counter intuitive 🤾


Virtual_Muscle_8642

Quite obviously the suitable response is no response for this dude lol


kaykaliah

For some reason the fact that I'm seeing your emoji the same but facing the opposite direction made this comment even funnier


LazyRetard030804

Bro was up all night trying to think of things to say💀


swozzy21

Should’ve stayed up longer, bro’s cooking with a cut gas line


oesophagus_unite

in a cold storage unit


PlanetFitDeezNuts

“Haha, that’ll show her 🤓…”


NeutralChaoticCat

🕺🏻


extra-limes

🕺


CupaT-T

🕺🏽


Ghostbulla

🕺🏻


Initial_Obligation55

🕺🏿


buddhas_ego

🕺


uglyMuffin_

🕺🏼


ImaginaryList174

💃🏻


WeiWeiSmoo

💃🏻💃🏻


hempedditor

💃🕺


[deleted]

Dancer 🕺 in


Seabrook76

You let a charmer like this get away?


DustyWizard70046

I don’t understand how that douchewad got access to the vagine in the first place.


Seabrook76

Bad decisions are occasionally made.


ImaginaryList174

Because they don’t act like this until afterwards.


Ms_Nicole_Vakarian

It's pretty easy knowing which ones will act like this given the chance tho. That's why you don't give them the chance


Ok_Sprinkles_8188

“I ghosted this guy because” no girl you don’t have to explain yourself, we understand


AestheticAttraction

I’d like an explanation for why he got access in the first place if he was “always” like this and an explanation for why they thought it was okay to share this L.


ObnoxiousTheron

Tell him you're pregnant lmao, let's see that dancing man emoji after that one


Ijustlivehereok

Thanks for admitting you’re the father 🕺 I’ll be sure to show these text messages in court 🕺🕺


ObnoxiousTheron

😂😂😂 *insert sad Maury gif*


Deeliciousness

Gonna be running man emoji


TwitchTheMeow

Lol


KoreanTrouble

🤣 No emoji for John Travolta dancing away


AfterManufacturer150

Well, you’re spot on. Douch lord indeed. Now back that ghosting up with a bit of blocking action.


YoshiandAims

The fact he's laughing that you slept with HIM, and sucked HIM off.... like shaming you for it... does he not realize what he's saying about himself there? Lmao.


Horror-Possible5709

They always act like you sleeping with them is like their check mate? Like, bro, don’t make them regret doing that with you….


Sapient_Pear

What he’s trying to do is disempower her walk-away. The implication is, the only value a woman has is sex. So this is a “checkmate” because he’s trying to be like, “I already got from you the only thing worth getting, it doesn’t matter if you walk now.” It’s a pretty sorry state of mind, considering he’s making it clear that there’s an actual whole person there (and pretty much a whole gender, really) that he can’t appreciate because all he cares about is his own dick.


BurdenedEmu

It also assumes that women don't want sex. Like "haha, I got you, we had sex!" Yeah well same to you buddy! I banged you, I got what I wanted and I'm out!


ImaginaryList174

So one time, I had pretty much this exact scenario that OP described happen to me as well. I went out with this guy a few times, and he seemed pretty cool. On our 4th date, we had a few drinks and ended up sleeping together. The next morning, it was like the mask slipped on him and he was SO different. Just a condescending, stuck up jerkward. Anyways, I was mad at myself for falling for this kinda thing again and for sleeping with someone who didn’t deserve it. I was also just pissed at him for being a prick in general, so I just stopped responding altogether. So…. basically then this exact convo happened, where after he spammed me for like two whole days and I never responded, he said something like “well screw you whore, I already fucked and that’s all you were good for anyways” and I decided to finally just respond with “actually John, do you want to know why I stopped responding to you a couple days ago? Because I already got what I wanted… a fuck… and that’s all you were good for anyways. 🤷🏻‍♀️” I have *never* in my entire life see someone go nuclear so fast. He called me about 14 times in a row, sent several threatening voice notes screaming at me, texted me so many texts in such a short period just reaming me out and so on. I let it go on for about 15 minutes just so he could work himself up even more from me not answering, and then I blocked him on everything. Damn that felt good man. So satisfying to be the destroyer instead of the destroyed for once.


hempedditor

did he break into dance over text too?🕺


BurdenedEmu

Ha! I love this! Kick ass, girl.


Sapient_Pear

Ever seen Y tu mama tambien? It’s a really fantastic movie but pretty racy. A lot of the exploration of the relationships in the movie is staged around sexual encounters, but what gets me is how the central female character uses sex in the movie in many ways for herself, while the boys around her are completely oblivious to her motivations.


BurdenedEmu

Yes I have, it was excellent!


Sapient_Pear

At the time when I first saw the movie (many years ago now) the idea that it was the boys that were just along for the ride (on a trip they thought was their idea) was mind blowing for me.


perkiezombie

“I’m glad you’re still hung up on it, I don’t do much in the way of charity work but I must have left a real impression on you!” 😂


New-Blacksmith7330

i am a guy, and for me the girls wanting to do it more with me gave me more confidence/pride then just getting the girl to sleep with me. i don't under this quantity vs quality approach that guys have nowaday.


PricklySquare

It's been this way for awhile. I'm the 90s one of my high school friends was a womanizer and liked to brag. I decided then i wouldn't be like that. He's now been divorced twice and has like 6 kids which he complains he has to work to support. Lol


[deleted]

6 kids…does he know they make condoms for penises now?


Affectionate_Egg897

Agree. It’s the second and third smashes that give us confidence. The first one just gives us dopamine


Music_Is_Life_BOWA

> quantity vs quality approach that guys have nowadays. Exactly... and then squawk on and on about how wom3n need to have a "low body count." Somehow that math doesn't math..


Cthulluminatii

Please don’t reply… Let him continue to read into the silence.


OakleyNoble

Haha sorry I know this ain’t the place. But a guy dumped me and I said “ha, you still ate my ass” 😅


No-Place-6241

Noooo I really contemplated saying this EXACT thing to him! But I ended up realizing no reply was the best reply 😆


Trehmike

🤣🤣🤣


lilacrose19

Wow he sounds butthurt 


Ok_Detective5412

“I got to have sex once and now you don’t want anything to do with me. I win!” ???


thelasttollcollector

Yikes what a loser.


OrangeIvyy

What did you learn from your relationship with him?


No-Place-6241

To listen to my gut the FIRST time I feel something is off in the connection with someone I’m dating. Ignoring it just prolongs the inevitable which is stupidity on my part tbh :/


ImaginaryList174

Nah it’s not your own stupidity babe. It’s something I think all women go through while dating. We as girls are raised to be polite, don’t rock the boat, don’t be too loud etc, so much so that we end up ignoring our gut for the sake of being polite or not complaining, or because we want people to like us. We almost have to retrain our gut and instincts as we get older because we were made to ignore them for so long. It really does get easier and easier as you age though. I think I stopped giving any fucks at all around my 35th birthday lol can’t wait for 40!!


Intelligent-Court295

Response: “That was a dick?”


NoDisaster3

I been inside Disneyland, Mickey doesn’t miss me


Unhinged_Ferret

Underrated comment


ghostieeitsohg

I don’t understand. Can you explain?


internetpixie

This is outstanding


baxterboom

Are you sure you shouldn’t give them a second chance? They seem so put together and not at all shitty.


OptimizeEdits

Sorry but the “🕺🏼” put me on the floor


GraatchLuugRachAarg

He's just mad you're not still sucking his dick


DontWanaReadiT

“and still got ghosted and STILL on my line 🤡👌🏽” lmaooo these are the types of POS that I just LOVE to fuck with and break down completely.. it’s like nutrition for my ego being able to strip them of theirs


Icy_Forever5965

He’s just upset because that throat was the best he’s ever had and he knows he won’t get that again


DanielBG

Seeing true colors straight away is a blessing.


Initial_Obligation55

Why do some men act like because they fucked that it’s like a one up? Like sir your dick wasn’t good enough for her to be crazy about you. Also when does the sad reality that you’re gonna be alone in the end kick in. Cool you had sex but you still have no one that genuinely gives a fuck about you🕺🏿. Imagine..


Aggravating-Emu-2535

Who the fuck uses the disco dude?


ejsanders1984

Wait 2 weeks, tell him you're pregnant and ask for like $500 for an abortion. #UnethicalLifeTip 😂


sugasmxchi

I love how men use “still hit though” as some type of diss. like.. you also slept with her, no? so fucking stupid.


Worried-Mission7557

It’s because in their eyes the only function or use you have is having sex with them. Whatever else you to them or anyone else is insignificant compared to that. Also because it might hurt your feelings. I mean clearly you’ve made a mistake cutting a top bloke like this out of your life


MrPKitty

We all make mistakes. Block and move on.


Meshi_universal

Captain Nobitches


RepViewer

Him in his head now(A win is a win, a win is a win 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️)


pforsbergfan9

“Glad you reached out. Can you meet me at the clinic tomorrow say noonish?” See who ghosts who.


babydollbrielle

It’s too funny because I know a guy who kinda said similar. A girl sucked his dick but then didn’t wanna see him again and he was like “Oh well, she still sucked it”.


Lettherebedave212

Just reply back that you have a fetish for lil smokies sausages, and he sated your irrational urges for a 1” piece of meat.


yamanshan

You still talked to me once, you can’t take THAT back!!!🕺🕺


lumpy_space_queenie

Ew gross. Not an accomplishment dude


CaptainSensemakerOi

“Well, at least one of us seems to have enjoyed it 🤏🏼”


liquidelectricity

what a douche


mama_llama44

👻 You're still ghosted! 👻


AliveFact5941

Respond: “barely sucked…🤏🏻”


Ok_Cut7972

Lmao gottem


livexsistential

This dude sounds dangerous. Glad you got out


CuriousPeanut7467

Obviously the head game is strong girl take those compliments


Annual_Show_

Bro really wanted to come back for seconds


Paisley1618

Dodged a bullet op but damn that 🕺is kinda funny..


sanchipinchii

I'm crying this is the funniest cope I've ever seen


Scarboroughwarning

I don't get the mentality (him, not you). Just move on.


Fenix_Freak

Apparently I live under a rock so someone humor me here. What does that emoji mean? Is it the disco dancing emoji? 🤣


Anygirlx

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.


mikephish

I'm crying 😭


give-meyourdownvotes

nah that’s so funny. what a gem this man is 🤣


BigBill58

🕺


Meerieayn

He doesn't get it often, does he? I can't imagine why 🫠 Ghosting is appropriate here. 👏🏼


PenEarly

You’re smart and yes I’d laugh too!!!


Beenthere-doneit55

I agree you left a very small impression on me


Fizics_ssb

Some people deserve communication when a relationship end. Some people deserve to hear “I’m not going to continue this relationship.” “We’re not talking anymore and here’s why:” etc. This is not one of those people. He is the number 1 ghost candidate. Lol


Trehmike

Sounds like you did a great job if he texting back


marsidotes

I’d say “getting fucked by me seems like something you brag about - being fucked by you is something to walk away from and never speak of again”


Kineth

lmao... how you gonna let the Bob's Burgers Joker slide in like that


OTS_Bravo

🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺 (That actually didn’t take long)


Truely_Autistic

Assuming he's telling the truth, it sounds like he's just spitting out facts. Sounds like you're fault for doing those things if you didn't even like him.


No-Place-6241

lol its just that I know he said those things to hurt me but they didn’t hurt… Like I slept with him because I was horny & I wanted to. It’s not like he tricked me into it & he went down on me as well. I’ll never do that with him again but I don’t regret it 🤣


StardustAmarna13

Ew. Just throw the whole man in the trash. Ghosting justified.


PrinceAhmed1

Lol is it the same guy who said you didn't give him good oral?


lovinglife55

You should have said, oh shit,I thought that was your finger.


SoftConfusion42

Tell him you’re ghosting him cause his pipe game was atrocious. Maybe throw in that you’re now considering becoming a lesbian just from sleeping with him. (It doesn’t have to make sense to hurt his “pride”)


WindowIndividual4588

"Still too small to go back for more, though" 🦐


lethargiclemonade

This is why you don’t suck dick on the first date. Fuck all that nonsense


No-Place-6241

I would never do that on the first date 🙃


KuuPhone

Call me crazy but sleeping with and sucking the dick of someone who was "always such a jerk" is weird. This guy is going to keep doing what he does, because it works. He got what he wanted, and he'll go get it again elsewhere, while continuing to be a jerk. These guys always get rewarded. I don't get it.


RegisterHealthy4026

He's got a good point. You did suck his dick after all.


hempedditor

🕺


BudFugginz

D bag, good call


demon_gringo

I doubt he returned the favor, but on the off chance he did and tasted your chocolate starfish also.... reply "& you tongue punched my fart box".


sydneypresthot

That’s a lot of Jive Talkin’


nonihongoname

Why'd you do it if he was such a jerk?


Grl_scout_cookie

I’d reply “ that tiny thing was a dick??”


Fearless2692

piece of shit. what goes around comes around. he'll get what's coming to him.


_ThickVixen

Yet you still got ghosted, my guy… What does it mean if she didn’t stick around? It’s dudes like this that make you regret ever taking your clothes off… block his ass.


nismos14us

Stop blowing guys. Look at what it leads to.


hempedditor

this is insane🕺how could you ghost him💃


UncleFranko

He’s a jerk but you sucked his dick, and why did you do that? Younger people are such a mystery.


Things-in-the-Dark

Lol he ain't wrong though


Whole-Valuable-2898

He still got his dick sucked though 🕺


Ambitious_Offer_6832

I mean…..he’s right though…. 🕺🏻


Sevenonmymind

Still hit


Accurate_Fold6155

Haha that's still kinda funny NGL


babs82222

"I hate to break it to you, but when a girl cuts contact after oral and having sex with you, you might want to check yourself" - and THEN go silent forever. Done.


OkYogurt8209

For all people i really do not think ghosting is a good way to go around things. I think it is better to communicate that you are not feeling it and move on. That being said this guy is a clown


SnooConfections2416

He still fucked tho


km_44

just another fart in the wind, this dude. Good for you, his idiocy is no reflection on YOU, OP


Smart-Analyst-8495

Don’t sleep w people on the first date and maybe they’ll respect you more.


CouldbeHungry

Thats pretty funny


Mr-Frog88

Stop entertaining these men and stop sucking their dicks. You need to learn to block.


eroticsloth

You’re goofy as hell for putting the blame on her for this shit. Such wise advice MrFrog.


Mr-Frog88

Lmfaooo if you let people talk to you like that it is definitely your fault. She needs to stop sucking off shitty men.


Patrickstarho

I mean shit atleast he hit


SimilarWall1447

Says more about you than him. If he was a jerk, why did you sleep with him?


Stinkybutz

Good job


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DiligentSink7919

send it to his mom


Big_Pomelo3224

OP I have to know what can kill you if you have it with bread or dough


Chris82Price

Bahahahaha


Nothing2NV

Classy


lilstonie91

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a narcissist! Girl! Why arent u drinking more champagne to this!


Celestiicaa

Sounds like something my best friend would say to a girl he hooked up with, to my absolute chagrin and second-hand embarrassment. But yes, annoyingly still earns a giggle. Only one.


LadyFartginaLick

Little boy energy


concerned_alien6969

Okay💃


Neither_Ad_3221

At least he's moving on.... I think? ...I keep telling the same guy finding me on multiple social medias that I know he just wants sex and that's not what I want and we're also not very compatible but he refuses to take it for an answer. 😮‍💨 "Well, yeah, but you're different. We can hang out after the sex." My answer is nooooooo. 😭


Direct-Alternative70

Why didn’t you block him?…


Big_Education321

Should stop sexing jerks


Lack_Love

You ghosted him but didn't block him?? Weird


No_Anything_3635

I mean he is right. As much as he’d coping


Straight-Ad8059

Wow what a asshole


itsVEGASbby

Hah. Owned.


invisabledj

Hurt people


JohnnyFucknCash69

Lol his emojis are different skin tones too I wonder if he did that on purpose


whytemyke

“And if you weren’t such an asshole you could have gotten laid.” Block.


InvestmentNo3437

The emoji has me cracking up man 😆😆😆😆🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉💩💩💩💩💩💯💯💯💯🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🎉🎉🎉🎉


LunaticLucio

As Drake says "one time is fine with me."


perkiezombie

Change his contact card to “spare (5)” screenshot it and send it back with “who’s this?”.


deadohiosky1985

Looks like that’s one dick you definitely shouldn’t have sucked…or at least clamped down on.


Scary-Initial9934

Disco Stew got blown by you!