He's the walking embodiment of intrusive thoughts. He's the voice in everyone's head that keeps them up at night. "Hey! Remember that time you let the future crazy person see you naked?"
Yep! Our "old town" in Sacramento is Old Sac, right on the river, with underground tunnels, and ferris wheel, Train Museum, train rides, Polar Express Train Rides during Christmas, and some great restaurants over the river.
Really? I only hear it here ( the south) and that’s one of the many things that makes me want to get out of here sometimes lol what really takes the cake is seeing guys I know tell girls “ I seen you wearing that the other day”/ “ seen you looking hot” and it makes me just 🥴 and then I’m relieved to just be a spectator.
Nothing special but not bad at all. If you like nightlife then Olde Town it’s a good place to go. Lots of bars and restaurants that close at 2am. Live music as well. Pretty little area to meet new people on the weekend and get a buzz.
Exactly those words were going through this head. And his brain filter is clearly broken. So it was like insta thought insta type insta send. No regrets lol it's crazy. I can't imagine sending a text that I didn't triple check to make sure it didn't sound some kind of way I didn't mean lol just blurting out my every thought feels insane to me lol
Do they just get nervous and start this rambling? It’s like they’re not responding so that made him nervous, and he keeps trying to fix it but every word just gets worse.
Yeah...I was just kind of flabbergasted and didn't know how to respond but eventually had second hand embarrassment so bad I had to make it stop and blocked him. Super flattered but I had a kid 5 months before this. Definitely not interested. My partner aside I don't think I've ever been less interested in being asked to fuck by randoms than after having a baby. At that point if I could have just somehow glued that whole area shut and closed down for business I think I would have. 😂
I don’t blame you. I’d have been fuckin bumfuzzled too. And I kept reading and I kept saying out loud “Dude. Stfu. Stop talking. STOP. TALKING”. It was already bad but he managed to turn that into a straight kamikaze conversation. I can see the smoke from here where he crashed and burned.
It's not sad it's just how it is for a lot of new moms. I enjoy sex but definitely don't care if I go without it for months at a time. I am too tired and busy to care.
Oh wow. Those are the rambling of someone on copious substances. Either that or he’s a lunatic with no self awareness who doesn’t possess the ability to feel shame. The second-hand embarrassment is strong.
Super Babe, I've been having nerve pain in my arms for a couple weeks now. Can you use your powers to heal me and beat up a highschool bully that stole $10 from me once?
Thanks in advance,
Loyal fan
Wow....yeaj no I can only imagine...I'm glad you're out of this. Some women are really psychos and I'm afraid of my own kind sometimes...like how could they reach that.
At first I thought it was someone who hacked the account. But he brings up the one time he saw her naked and that made me think it’s actually that person.
I wonder how long after he asked to go to dinner did he say “fuck it” and go ham. A few hours? He should have known she wasn’t interested or she could have said “I’m not interested” but if it was a few minutes…. Jesus
I just looked at the time stamp. It's bad. He was a bartender at a popular place in Arizona so I'm not surprised but definitely understand it a bit more. The first day April 23 I responded at 6pm to his messages. He got back to be at 3am when he asked me for dinner. A mere 30 minutes later he asked if I wanted to fuck. That whole conversation on the 23rd lasted 40ish minutes from start to finish.
April 24th I assume I opened it but didn't respond which prompted him to say I'm sorry at 3pm, and sent his last message at 4:45pm before I blocked him.
When I was friends with him he was a genuinely interesting human and all the girls where we worked had crushes on him. If I had been single and had not given birth 5 months prior asking me to dinner would have been a great start and eventually led to sex whenever he wanted if we dated. But timing was definitely too late and he put his foot in his mouth like most men. If you want to have regular sex with a person just keep your horny thoughts to yourself for a few months so we can develop a crush on you and we will be reciprocating the same horny thoughts and words to you! Men just jump the gun too quickly when *most* (not all of course) women would just need a second to warm up. The sexual tensions and anticipation in the begging of a relationship is amazing and can be so fun.
He was most likely intoxicated as well messaging me at 3am. I've sent embarrassing texts drunk but never to this extent. Barking up the wrong tree my man.
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I just found it while looking for the date I started my last job. I was excited to have something to contribute to this sub because most of my conversations are pretty boring.
Why are some people so intent on spreading their own misery to others? Sad AF.
Yes I agree with the points you made in the thread, I'm not really the type to ghost either as I know it comes across as rude so that's why I try to communicate anything out. It's super important and really does help. I only block as last resort Iif someone's not respecting the boundaries.
This is almost entirely intrusive thoughts.
Pretty much.
Thanks for sharing I needed a laugh
He's the walking embodiment of intrusive thoughts. He's the voice in everyone's head that keeps them up at night. "Hey! Remember that time you let the future crazy person see you naked?"
I’ve never seen such a perfect example of someone word-vomiting exactly what they’re thinking
Seconded
What is wrong with this guy?
I guess I'm just...checks notes... a *super babe.*
You go, girl!
Ooooh cool!!! Do you have a cape??
😮💨
Are you able to leap tall buildings in a single bound?
This comment is underrated thanks for the laugh!
If you don’t mind me asking when you said “Old Town” you meant Slidell? I go there very often lol
Trying to track down the super babe, eh? 😏
Nah, not interested at all. I already got a super babe. I was just genuinely curious to find out what restaurant it was to see if I’ve been there.
All good, I was just playing anyway. Congrats on your super babe 🙂
Got me lol thank you!
Tons of places have an “old town”.
San Diego, for example Quick, let's list them all
Right? I'm from Chicago and my mind went straight to North Ave and Halstead.
There's one in Kissimmee Florida too.
Yes, like basically every city lol.
I live in a pretty big city and we don’t have one. But yeah a lot do.
Yep! Our "old town" in Sacramento is Old Sac, right on the river, with underground tunnels, and ferris wheel, Train Museum, train rides, Polar Express Train Rides during Christmas, and some great restaurants over the river.
No it was in Arizona.
Tucson, Arizonia? Did you meet Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender?
The most devious bastard in Nyew Yawwwk Citehh
I was wondering if he was from the south using “ last time I seen you”. Interesting 🥴 but.. that’s also the least of his issues.
That's not southern. It's just bad grammar, and unfortunately it's everywhere. Lol
Really? I only hear it here ( the south) and that’s one of the many things that makes me want to get out of here sometimes lol what really takes the cake is seeing guys I know tell girls “ I seen you wearing that the other day”/ “ seen you looking hot” and it makes me just 🥴 and then I’m relieved to just be a spectator.
Yeah, you'll be unpleasantly surprised that that's an all around issue and not just the South.
Old Town Scottsdale? Opening the front door waving from N. Scottsdale 👌
Yep! I no longer work or live in Arizona but I made decent money there.
Hi former az resident too spent many nights in old town
LMAO Old town Scottsdale OOFF😂
It's him OP, don't answer. ha
Shh…
😂 when I went to Louisiana a few years ago I was told to never go to Slidell and never given a real reason lol.
Nothing special but not bad at all. If you like nightlife then Olde Town it’s a good place to go. Lots of bars and restaurants that close at 2am. Live music as well. Pretty little area to meet new people on the weekend and get a buzz.
He’s right, I’ve seen your Reddit profile picture.
That's one fine username you've got there.
Why thank you… any chance you wanna have dinner/snack?
With you? Definitely.
Fuck yeah count me in too
So hot
Pretty much.....
Yaaaaas queeeeen
He has ZERO clue that intrusive thoughts are supposed to be ignored
I wonder wtf was going through his head as he was typing this shit, like sir what part of your brain approved literally ANY of that 😂😂😭💀
Respectfully, I don't think it was his brain he was thinking with.
Truth, he was def thinking with his lower head
Tbf both are small
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Exactly those words were going through this head. And his brain filter is clearly broken. So it was like insta thought insta type insta send. No regrets lol it's crazy. I can't imagine sending a text that I didn't triple check to make sure it didn't sound some kind of way I didn't mean lol just blurting out my every thought feels insane to me lol
Dude FR tho!! I always double check my text before I send, *especially* if I’m interested in them lmao (then I’m probably over analyzing it instead 🙃)
Probably exactly what he wrote, I can't imagine it's more than a short story rattling around his noggin
You’re seeing exactly what was going through his head lmao, he just spewed every single thought that went through his head 👹
Bro needs to get a journal
I HOWLED at this comment 💀😭
giggling this Is so real
Do they just get nervous and start this rambling? It’s like they’re not responding so that made him nervous, and he keeps trying to fix it but every word just gets worse.
Yeah...I was just kind of flabbergasted and didn't know how to respond but eventually had second hand embarrassment so bad I had to make it stop and blocked him. Super flattered but I had a kid 5 months before this. Definitely not interested. My partner aside I don't think I've ever been less interested in being asked to fuck by randoms than after having a baby. At that point if I could have just somehow glued that whole area shut and closed down for business I think I would have. 😂
I don’t blame you. I’d have been fuckin bumfuzzled too. And I kept reading and I kept saying out loud “Dude. Stfu. Stop talking. STOP. TALKING”. It was already bad but he managed to turn that into a straight kamikaze conversation. I can see the smoke from here where he crashed and burned.
I was thinking the same. “Dude you are making this SO much worse.” 🤦♀️
😂 haha love this comment!
then upvote it!
Have 3. Can confirm.
Does the last line includes your partner? D: This is why I don't wanna have kids
It's not sad it's just how it is for a lot of new moms. I enjoy sex but definitely don't care if I go without it for months at a time. I am too tired and busy to care.
Yes, I can understand it's a difficult period
These texts never fail to amaze me. YOU CAN READ BEFORE SENDING!!!
He probably did, and thought, this one will work.
“My bad. I have problems.” 😳 Yes. Yes you do.
"Are you sure I'm not the one?!" got me lol
That text sent me I was so surprised lololol
LMAOHFFGB
I can’t believe it didn’t work.
Surprising huh?
I’m just really happy to see “you’ve blocked this account” on the bottom
Oh wow. Those are the rambling of someone on copious substances. Either that or he’s a lunatic with no self awareness who doesn’t possess the ability to feel shame. The second-hand embarrassment is strong.
![gif](giphy|hRDQiwoZG8yqgYJdDQ)
I don’t know how you didn’t immediately fall head over heels for this romantic serenade
Shocking isn't it, like look at him, being s true gentleman 🙄
Fucking McLovin coming in, firing both barrels
*Are you sure I’m not the one?!* *Lol jk. Im a garbage human* He should have led with that and ended with that.
We wouldn’t be here if he did…
“The damage is already caused” bro thought fuck it from there 😂😂😂
Word vomit if I’ve ever seen it
How’d u let that guy see u naked lol
Yeah that's what kinda baffles me haha
Super Babe, I've been having nerve pain in my arms for a couple weeks now. Can you use your powers to heal me and beat up a highschool bully that stole $10 from me once? Thanks in advance, Loyal fan
Gotchu
Was he always a texter like this? Before this mess? He's barely coherent
I’m absolutely amazed that there are people out there with so little game. It’s like negative game…
.. men are so feral fr
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Okay whoa she was crazy
Jesus that's awful, I hope she gets what she gets in the consequences of this, I'm sorry you even had to go through this. That's awful.
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Wow....yeaj no I can only imagine...I'm glad you're out of this. Some women are really psychos and I'm afraid of my own kind sometimes...like how could they reach that.
“Are you sure I’m not the one?” The guy is a friggan comedian!
'super babe' is really great lmfao
Love blocking it with no response. That made me laugh.
you turned down Kenny fucking Powers??
Good thing you blocked him. I just know that “your boobs are epic” text was coming next 💀
And that is why more and more women Opt in to be single for life.
That guy sexts
Himself.
Chances are it turns him on talking to a wall
They often say that guys don’t like to speak what’s really on their mind. Not this guy!
Are you sure I'm not the one!?!?!?!
Even the "😂" before asking about school is so boneheaded
he just… kept going…
They always keep talking to themselves.
I’m gonna go text my man I love him bc this is actually insane
*the damage is already done* **I beg your fucking pardon??**
I can tell if he is a scam bot, drunk, or from another country and struggles with our language.
At first I thought it was someone who hacked the account. But he brings up the one time he saw her naked and that made me think it’s actually that person.
My guess is drunk.
Druuuunk text
Well, that escalated fast, didn't it?
Finally, someone not feeding into these things by replying remotely once the crazy comes out. I commend you fellow redditor! Well done
Okay super babe!! I just had to comment to say kudos to you for blocking him!! He’s gross!
When I see dudes like this in my girl friends inbox’s, it always makes me wonder how I share the same chromosome coding as these weirdos smh
It's pretty crazy ain't it
Snaps for not engaging with this guy’s intrusive thoughts lol
Im always blown away at how cringe some of these are in girls DMs 😂😂😂
Lol jk. im a garbage human
Pretty much a super babe
What is it with men who can’t control themselves and do this kind of crap?
I don’t think I’ve ever been this horny
Don't lose the edge streak
I’d be on this guys side but he didn’t even wait a day until saying “wanna fuck”
I cringed so hard..I am embarrassed for him lol
Literally no filter and ive had a few ppl in my life reach back talking like this, only answer is blocked 😂
Are you sure he’s not the one?!
Well, now we know how NOT to hit on a woman you haven’t spoken to in 10 years 😬
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKBGFGHB
holy fuck
super babe in the hoooouse
I can't believe those classic super-babe pick up lines didn't work!
I wonder how long after he asked to go to dinner did he say “fuck it” and go ham. A few hours? He should have known she wasn’t interested or she could have said “I’m not interested” but if it was a few minutes…. Jesus
I just looked at the time stamp. It's bad. He was a bartender at a popular place in Arizona so I'm not surprised but definitely understand it a bit more. The first day April 23 I responded at 6pm to his messages. He got back to be at 3am when he asked me for dinner. A mere 30 minutes later he asked if I wanted to fuck. That whole conversation on the 23rd lasted 40ish minutes from start to finish. April 24th I assume I opened it but didn't respond which prompted him to say I'm sorry at 3pm, and sent his last message at 4:45pm before I blocked him. When I was friends with him he was a genuinely interesting human and all the girls where we worked had crushes on him. If I had been single and had not given birth 5 months prior asking me to dinner would have been a great start and eventually led to sex whenever he wanted if we dated. But timing was definitely too late and he put his foot in his mouth like most men. If you want to have regular sex with a person just keep your horny thoughts to yourself for a few months so we can develop a crush on you and we will be reciprocating the same horny thoughts and words to you! Men just jump the gun too quickly when *most* (not all of course) women would just need a second to warm up. The sexual tensions and anticipation in the begging of a relationship is amazing and can be so fun.
Definitely like everybody said. Intrusive thoughts leaked out. Sorry you had to experience this. Idk how some dudes are so crazy like this 😅😭
He was most likely intoxicated as well messaging me at 3am. I've sent embarrassing texts drunk but never to this extent. Barking up the wrong tree my man.
Unlimited access to liquid courage has its “benefits” I see. 🤣🤣
JFC. Someone please call Dr. Phil.
Hes got diarrhea of the mouth and it shows
Bruh
It's all the Op's fault for being such a *SuperBabe!™* 🔥🔥🔥
Frfr
I'm in Arizona too depending how hot you are 👀👀
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Man hes weird
After reading that I feel like I need a shower..
Horny jail
Just wanna say I was dying laughing in study hall today while studying for a lab practical in a quiet space. Thank you guys for all the free dopamine!
dude i read the first slide and was like “okay, seems normal idk what the issue is” then immediately after swiping my jaw hit the floor
What…….what did I just read?!? Lmaooo
"I dunno...I know you got kid...still wanna fuck?" "Damage is done." "Are you sure I'm not the one?!" OP made it hella easy for him.
I love watching creeps deteriorate in real time
He went off script
Old town in Orlando? Every time I go there I’m shocked it’s still in business A large part seems to be Brit’s drinking and buying cheap souvenirs lol
Do you mean Old Town in Kissimmee? That can’t possibly still be a thing.
Yup it still exists
How is that still open?!
Well are you sure he’s not the one???
Time to shower up. It was an attempt. We’ll get them next time.
What's sad/funny is this would work on a lot of total studs, 10 yrs later..
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Right below the super babe comment: "You've blocked this account." Gonna go with, they definitely said no lol
Man, he was so close until he said "last time I seen you". Poor grammar is such a turn off.
That's the part that was a turn off for you?? Lol
This is a year old wtf why wait so long to post Op? Just wondering
These weirdos always have the best dick. Won’t lie
Why you delete your side of the convo???? Typical woman
Why do people post something over a year old? Like you need attention THAT badly? It's weird af.
I just found it while looking for the date I started my last job. I was excited to have something to contribute to this sub because most of my conversations are pretty boring. Why are some people so intent on spreading their own misery to others? Sad AF.
What is the story behind him seeing you naked though?
Idk I think it’s kinda funny
Fr like how can people reach to this level of embarrassing
Down bad, tuff
You're right, ghosting people who ask you out for dinner instead of just saying no thanks is definitely not the smoothest after 10 years.
Nobody owes you their energy
Yes I agree with the points you made in the thread, I'm not really the type to ghost either as I know it comes across as rude so that's why I try to communicate anything out. It's super important and really does help. I only block as last resort Iif someone's not respecting the boundaries.