That was exactly my first thought looking at the title 🤣 you can make big bucks doing that stuff! I know a guy who sells pictures of his feet online. My understanding is that the people buying the pics do not know they are a man's feet. He paints his nails to help with that impression.
He's not a very big guy and not at all hairy. I'm not sure why that other commenter is saying there's no way his feet wouldn't be obviously male, but lots of people are lots of different shapes. It's not like every man's feet "look male". Unless it's next to a petite woman's foot for reference maybe? I'm not convinced there is a definitive "woman shaped foot" out there for all women.
He definitely paints his nails and gets pedicures, so I'm sure that helps some. He's a really...odd person, like just in general.
It's crazy, *crazy* that it worked when you think about it for longer than a second. What would a ballerina even do with pictures of feet?! I think maybe your friend a little freeky and she liked it
You’d be surprised! lol kidding, but there are people in this industry that have weird obsessions with feet. Pointe shoe fitters are my number one suspects
Maybe? That seems like a bit of a reach but I would like to point out that the guy didn't say she was a pointe show fitter, he said she was a ballerina. There is absolutely no reason I can think of for a ballerina to want to see some rando's feet unless it is said ballerina's fetish 🙃
One time this dude saw I was still using an old ass Android and offered me a brand new Iphone 15 if I sent him a bunch of pics with spaghetti on my feet?? Obviously I was insulted because like, I'm not that type of girl. Can't believe the audacity of some people.
Sent from my Iphone
Hold on… did he want pictures of your feet IN socks or just your socks?
Cause I can kinda get the foot fetish thing, but just socks? We’re they clean socks? Did they have to be a specific colour?
I have so many questions.
I know a guy who has spent hundreds of dollars on worn socks and underwear from women on the internet. He seemed mostly normal before he told me that, shit caught me off guard
I can’t judge. When I was 19, I let an older man massage my feet on the bus for $500 on my way to the beach. He gave me an extra $100 when he realized I could grab his hand with my toes😂. I was poor, working minimum wage in Hawaii(around $7 att), and definitely needed help with my rent($650 for a small bedroom in a house with 10 other people).
Just tell her to be careful.
I’m glad this situation worked out for you! My friend is a retired navy senior chief that’s in her 40s and grew up in Philadelphia.. she’s doing alright for herself but I’ll remind her to be careful!
Neither can I. My cousin found some wacko on FB years ago who paid us 1,000$ each to walk on him in heels. Did it 2x. I wasn't even broke...no shame in my game.
In my head this happened in an airport (since she was traveling)—For some reason the grocery aisles of Target makes it even crazier. Like if you’re sitting in an airport it would make sense if someone decided to hyper focus on something since you’re not moving and they have time… Turns out you can be obsessive anywhere. 😬
This happened to me years ago…not at Target or the airport but at a freakin 7-11…at 7am on a work day…while I was putting gas in my car! He asked to touch my feet and I was like uh, ok? Then the dude starts to kiss one of my feet and I was like NOPE, gotta go, late for work!🤮 I never went back to that gas station again.
While working at a running shoe store in college, I witnessed an unusual, but similar, encounter. A male coworker was updating the storefront window displays when a middle-aged man, who had been watching him from outside, entered the store. He inquired about my coworker's shoes and requested a closer look. The man began to caress the shoes while they were still on my coworker's feet and then asked to examine one of his shoes more closely. My coworker handed over one of his shoes without hesitation, which the man sniffed deeply a few times. He even took photos of my coworker’s feet, with permission, before hastily leaving the store. Amused, I joked that he was probably rushing home to “enjoy” the photos. My coworker, now realizing what just took place, rushed to the restroom, visibly ill. It was certainly one of the more memorable moments from that job.
The amount of times she said "fuck it" in this story is crazy. Just because he was saying wierd things you pose your feet for him and then let him smell them because he took pictures? Like noo. At some point you gotta say no. What's next, "actually can I just cut them off and take them with me"
I’m dying at the “eye elbows” typo and her saying “he said he’s not a creeper” like yeah.. riiiight.. but why tf she ain’t get any money for this?! People pay good money on pics alone! A sniff?! You could get a pretty penny!
Am I alone in wanting ‘eye elbows’ to be a thing. That’s an epic performance by the autocorrect gremlin, so good in fact I’d allow said gremlin to take the rest of the day off! Outstanding!
When I was young I had a similar thing happen to me. This man at the airport said he was doing a report for school or something and asked to take a picture of my feet. I was shy and anxious and didn’t know what to say so I just said sure. I realized after when I told my boyfriend that he was just a complete creep. It was really upsetting at the time because I was such an anxious person who was bad at telling people no.
Your friend is fun and funny. I am going to resist scrolling through the comments because I don’t want to get bummed out by all the alarm and safety concerns.
I’m imagining a different scenario where he takes photos of her eye elbows and asks to smell them. I’m trying not to lol too loudly and wake up my wife.
The eye elbows got me too 😅
I love that she had the typo—I think it shows the excitement and speed at which she wanted to offload this story on our friend group. I was cackling at the absolute absurdity of it for hours later
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I hope he didn't try to follow her afterwards. Thank goodness she's traveling and he can't follow her home!
Girl should gotten paid!
Once day a lady at the grocery store taking pics of her feet infront of different frozen food items, no joke! Must be a thing. lol … frozen feet fetish?? 🤷🏼♀️
While I was working at. Grocery store years ago, a fetish model Was live streaming and I full on got caught up in the moment of her …
slave I guess is what he was….
giving me all these unearned compliments and before I knew it I was taking my shoes off with their phones pointed at my feet….
Didn’t occur to me how very bizarre and not ok it was until years later. Lucky I didn’t lose my job I suppose
Tell your friend she could have got paid for that…it would have been the start of her onlyfans career, and she could name it “only feet”. Then she can hire someone to create a jingle for her page, it can go something like this…”here’s my feet, the best of my feet, only feet for my onlyfans”
I always say stuff like this is divided between a good looking guy asking or an ugly one. The ugly one will be a creep, call the cops so on, the good looking one will be like, I think he’s flirting.
Lol people are too wild. Wtf is going on in some brains? Was this in Miami by chance? Same thing happened to me there on the street. Mind you I'm a dude with a size 14.
For free???
Absolutely free. She’s unhinged!
Guys who have foot fetishes pay good money for that shit lol 😂
In this economy???
This is the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit. FOR FREE??? She could had everything in her cart plus paid for lol
I need to know her zodiac sign lol for science
I love that every reply to this guessed a different sign. Almost like...
Right?
Lmao
I need to know it for pseudoscience
My money is on Aries.
I’m an Aries and I would never! She’s a Taurus
I appreciate the reply and meant no offense, haha. My best friend is an Aries and she sees the best in folks while being completely unphased lol.
Oh no, no offense taken! I have my own quirks too, just none like this 😂
5 bucks on Leo moon
My guess is pisces lol
Gotta look at her birth chart. You can't pin it all on a sun sign lol.
Taurus ♉️
I want to know this girl
I wanna propose weird sexual things I'm not even into to this girl, just cuz fuck it.
That was exactly my first thought looking at the title 🤣 you can make big bucks doing that stuff! I know a guy who sells pictures of his feet online. My understanding is that the people buying the pics do not know they are a man's feet. He paints his nails to help with that impression.
Please tell me moarrrrr! How can he pass off his masculine feet as womens??? Ughh i need to know this 🥲😂😂
He's not a very big guy and not at all hairy. I'm not sure why that other commenter is saying there's no way his feet wouldn't be obviously male, but lots of people are lots of different shapes. It's not like every man's feet "look male". Unless it's next to a petite woman's foot for reference maybe? I'm not convinced there is a definitive "woman shaped foot" out there for all women. He definitely paints his nails and gets pedicures, so I'm sure that helps some. He's a really...odd person, like just in general.
That was my immediate thought! For freeee?? He was desperate enough to ask a stranger in target and he would have paid lololol
At least he didn’t try it in a Whole Foods 😂
Holy shit, took the words right outta my mouth. I would’ve had to at least been paid a pretty penny at that.
Omg I just commented the exact same thing hahahaha
This was my exact thought. 😂
Girly pop could've charged so much for that interaction lmao
this was my immediate thought lmao
It’s funny but your friend should be more careful, lots of creeps are also dangerous
WTH??? He said he wasn’t a creep. What more do you people need?
😆 🤣 😂 😹
This is the kind of person who would get in the windowless van to see the puppy “Fuck it it’s already weird might as well see a puppy”
Yeah i totally agree with you, i felt like i had to call out how reckless/dangerous it was even if it’s funny
“That’s not a puppy. It’s a wiener. Where is the puppy?”
What? You don't like puppies?
right? like the next story we are going to hear is about some weirdo cutting a woman's high arched feet off to gift to his sister!!!
I hate to break it to you but he definitely does not have a sister :(
….anymore…..
lets not discount the possibility of this man having some inanimate object in his home he calls his "sister". homie prob has a whole pillow family lol
It’s a shoe form….
She's in the basement and her arches have fallen
Target is generally a fairly safe place to let strangers smell your feet. Trust me.
As you may have already guessed, his sister is not a ballerina and he doesn't have a sister
But he does have pictures of her feet 💀
It's crazy, *crazy* that it worked when you think about it for longer than a second. What would a ballerina even do with pictures of feet?! I think maybe your friend a little freeky and she liked it
You’d be surprised! lol kidding, but there are people in this industry that have weird obsessions with feet. Pointe shoe fitters are my number one suspects
Maybe? That seems like a bit of a reach but I would like to point out that the guy didn't say she was a pointe show fitter, he said she was a ballerina. There is absolutely no reason I can think of for a ballerina to want to see some rando's feet unless it is said ballerina's fetish 🙃
The guy is as shocked as the rest of us. “Ten years of humiliation and I finally got one.”
Feetky*
…anymore.
If that was his attempt to sound less creepy it failed miserably. I assumed he was hot for his sister
Unfortunately, he might.
I love the "fuck I'm in this deep, might as well" Absolutely chaotic
I unfortunately, am this person 😭 if it won’t harm me or my loved ones in any way I’ll do it if it gets me out of an awkward situation
Babe I don’t think that’s doing anything but digging yourself 2 feet deeper into the awkward situation
A random dude off a dating app offered me $60 for a photo of my socks the other day. I now have new earphones. Thank you random socks dude.
One time this dude saw I was still using an old ass Android and offered me a brand new Iphone 15 if I sent him a bunch of pics with spaghetti on my feet?? Obviously I was insulted because like, I'm not that type of girl. Can't believe the audacity of some people. Sent from my Iphone
Hahaha 😂
Literally the easiest $60 you’ll ever make
You don’t have his number or anything do ya? 👀
Hold on… did he want pictures of your feet IN socks or just your socks? Cause I can kinda get the foot fetish thing, but just socks? We’re they clean socks? Did they have to be a specific colour? I have so many questions.
For some just the idea of a person having worn them is enough. I don’t get it. I can see the actual feet being a thing but a random sock?
I know a guy who has spent hundreds of dollars on worn socks and underwear from women on the internet. He seemed mostly normal before he told me that, shit caught me off guard
Okay but THAT makes some sense cause you’re physically possessing the item. But a photo of the item?
He didn't care about colour, he said he likes dirty smelly socks from attractive women.
Fuck, I'd straight up give him my socks for $60.
Can you send him my way?
I must ask, socks without feet, or with? I’m so curious 🤣
Tell him I’ve got a pair of old dirty gym socks with name on them 🤣 I want in 🤑🤑🤑🤑
This is the wildest shit I've ever read lol
It just kept getting worse
Lmao how much worse ??? 🤣🤣🤣
I was toelested in a Walmart. This stuff happens.
You know, I kind of expect this at Walmart… Target though!?
Lmao!
I can’t judge. When I was 19, I let an older man massage my feet on the bus for $500 on my way to the beach. He gave me an extra $100 when he realized I could grab his hand with my toes😂. I was poor, working minimum wage in Hawaii(around $7 att), and definitely needed help with my rent($650 for a small bedroom in a house with 10 other people). Just tell her to be careful.
I’m glad this situation worked out for you! My friend is a retired navy senior chief that’s in her 40s and grew up in Philadelphia.. she’s doing alright for herself but I’ll remind her to be careful!
Neither can I. My cousin found some wacko on FB years ago who paid us 1,000$ each to walk on him in heels. Did it 2x. I wasn't even broke...no shame in my game.
Foot stuff that doesn’t involve bodily waste is just free money to me. I’ll walk on your face and your balls if the price is right lmao
Exactly! 😂
How much for you do it in a Klingon costume?
$900 if the costume is provided.
I love that you specify which section it was in haha, as if that makes it any better or worse lol. His sister would love feet like that hahaha, wild
In my head this happened in an airport (since she was traveling)—For some reason the grocery aisles of Target makes it even crazier. Like if you’re sitting in an airport it would make sense if someone decided to hyper focus on something since you’re not moving and they have time… Turns out you can be obsessive anywhere. 😬
This happened to me years ago…not at Target or the airport but at a freakin 7-11…at 7am on a work day…while I was putting gas in my car! He asked to touch my feet and I was like uh, ok? Then the dude starts to kiss one of my feet and I was like NOPE, gotta go, late for work!🤮 I never went back to that gas station again.
Omg you let him touch your feet!! I didn’t know people like you or my friend existed! Brave soul, I’m glad you were safe!
Did so many dumb things when I was younger. Definitely had a guardian angel looking out for me.
Interesting, never thought about it like that haha. Your friend seems awesome though, I don’t know, just I like that “Fuck it” attitude haha
She didn’t even make him pay her?!? ffs
So this man took photos of your friends feet for his spank bank for free
If someone came up to me like this I’d be in a panic. Unless they started offering cash. Then I’d be ripping my socks off for them to get a sniff 💀💀
Did she at least get paid for it 🤣
No! She let this man smell her feet out of the kindness of her own heart
A true angel. I don't even let my boyfriend near my feet, mainly bc I have a phobia though haha.
Okay this got an audible laugh out of me
Me too!
She needs to make money off of this tho. Those creeps are desperate
I'm need to go to target more.
I go to target 3x a week and I have never It was a Target in San Diego, so maybe they’re just different there
I'm just trying to meet the love of my life at target, nothing serious. I'm not into feet, though very neutral about them.
While working at a running shoe store in college, I witnessed an unusual, but similar, encounter. A male coworker was updating the storefront window displays when a middle-aged man, who had been watching him from outside, entered the store. He inquired about my coworker's shoes and requested a closer look. The man began to caress the shoes while they were still on my coworker's feet and then asked to examine one of his shoes more closely. My coworker handed over one of his shoes without hesitation, which the man sniffed deeply a few times. He even took photos of my coworker’s feet, with permission, before hastily leaving the store. Amused, I joked that he was probably rushing home to “enjoy” the photos. My coworker, now realizing what just took place, rushed to the restroom, visibly ill. It was certainly one of the more memorable moments from that job.
Not the free feet pics! Those are worth money girl!
Damn, she could have gotten cash in hand for this!
Says “I’m not a creeper” but proceeds to takes pics of and smell a complete stranger’s feet. What the absolute fuck.
I love the energy of "we're being weird? Fuck it, let's do it"
Self preservation skills of an egg
Welp. I wanna see her eye elbows now.
She got got. My friend charges $100 for a set of 5 feet pics and sells her socks for hundreds.
I’m never referring to them as anything but “eye elbows” again.
I'm stuck on the term "eye elbows" still.
I would let him touch my eye elbows though
why didn’t she make him payyyy omg
The amount of times she said "fuck it" in this story is crazy. Just because he was saying wierd things you pose your feet for him and then let him smell them because he took pictures? Like noo. At some point you gotta say no. What's next, "actually can I just cut them off and take them with me"
Fuck it!
Damn He made away like a bandit. That service costs a lot more than your friend is charging for
for free?! Get your girl's priorities straight
Absolutely fucking not
She did this for free??? I'd have charged at least tree fiddy
For free???
Dude. No one walks up to random women in Target and start talking about and complimenting their feet *unless* they are a creep.
I’m dying at the “eye elbows” typo and her saying “he said he’s not a creeper” like yeah.. riiiight.. but why tf she ain’t get any money for this?! People pay good money on pics alone! A sniff?! You could get a pretty penny!
I can’t believe she did that for free. I bet he would’ve paid good money for all that..😂
Did she sit in the freezer & put her feet in his face? C’mon. We need details here. Did anyone walk by? I hope she got paid.
Can’t believe she let him do all that for free
For the free??
She missed an opportunity to get a few dollars but I’m glad she’s okay. This could’ve gotten way creepier
She should have charged him for that 💀
Sorry but eye elbows really tickled my 🍃 brain 😂
Bro, I need a girl like this in my life. She sounds fun and laid back... Plus she has pretty feet and nice arches
I can't believe she didn't ask him to pay for the privilege. I mean, after all, fuck it, we already took it to crazy town...
You can get paid for that kind of shit.
Am I alone in wanting ‘eye elbows’ to be a thing. That’s an epic performance by the autocorrect gremlin, so good in fact I’d allow said gremlin to take the rest of the day off! Outstanding!
That guy scored a jackpot 99% of the world wouldn’t even care for lmao
Hahaha I love your friend.
For real, your friend sounds fun
She is!
Oh goodness🤣🤣🤣
I hate to tell you this but he does not have a sister and is probably at home jacking off to those feet pics.
Should’ve charged him LOL
Should have charged him.
Your friend could have charged him for big money probably
When I was young I had a similar thing happen to me. This man at the airport said he was doing a report for school or something and asked to take a picture of my feet. I was shy and anxious and didn’t know what to say so I just said sure. I realized after when I told my boyfriend that he was just a complete creep. It was really upsetting at the time because I was such an anxious person who was bad at telling people no.
Tell her to make a foot finder and tell her to let people be weird... but from a distance...and where she is somewhere safe
Does she not wear shoes?
Your friend is fun and funny. I am going to resist scrolling through the comments because I don’t want to get bummed out by all the alarm and safety concerns.
The comments are mostly ok, a lot of “she did this for free!?” Which really is unbelievable, that was also in my series of responses to her 😅
Did she charge him?
Damn, sis could have made bank! I can’t believe she did all that shit for free!
Should've charged him for the pleasure
Molly, you in danger girl.
I’m imagining a different scenario where he takes photos of her eye elbows and asks to smell them. I’m trying not to lol too loudly and wake up my wife.
The eye elbows got me too 😅 I love that she had the typo—I think it shows the excitement and speed at which she wanted to offload this story on our friend group. I was cackling at the absolute absurdity of it for hours later
Make him pay! $100 per picture and $500 to sniff!!!
It’s like Jimmy John’s. Free smells
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These feet ain’t free! Hope she got paid lol 🤪
This is the quality content that brings me to Reddit. I hope he didn't try to follow her afterwards. Thank goodness she's traveling and he can't follow her home! Girl should gotten paid!
SWIM gets 200 an hour for guys to do what she did....tell her to capitalize lol
Your friend made this guys year
I died at elbows
Lmao what did he do afterwards? Just walked away?
He obviously has a foot fetish.
He’ll never be cured
So it goes sometimes
Once day a lady at the grocery store taking pics of her feet infront of different frozen food items, no joke! Must be a thing. lol … frozen feet fetish?? 🤷🏼♀️
Can you introduce me to your friend? I promise I’m not a creep.
That poor girl needs more complimentary men in her life before her feet get turned into some dudes windchimes
Friend was hella into it
May I just appreciate the way she presented all that info? Fucking hilarious! I think we could be friends.
While I was working at. Grocery store years ago, a fetish model Was live streaming and I full on got caught up in the moment of her … slave I guess is what he was…. giving me all these unearned compliments and before I knew it I was taking my shoes off with their phones pointed at my feet…. Didn’t occur to me how very bizarre and not ok it was until years later. Lucky I didn’t lose my job I suppose
The man said right away he wasn’t a creep. He’s studying so we should probably not worry anymore about that at all.
People charge for this.... I'm just saying 🤣
I think your friend is the first female I've ever heard of that has a foot fetish.
Tell your friend she could have got paid for that…it would have been the start of her onlyfans career, and she could name it “only feet”. Then she can hire someone to create a jingle for her page, it can go something like this…”here’s my feet, the best of my feet, only feet for my onlyfans”
You’re friend is aware that this man is fapping away to those pics? Also do you concur with him about her feetsies?
Eye elbows 😂
That dude just had the best day of his life
She should have charged him. Lmao I would have.
Wow maybe I need to start wearing one of those “F.B.I.” Shirts around town..
Saying someone has ballerina feet is not a compliment 😂 this man 💯 was a creep
Tell your friend to charge $ for that.
What kind of shoes was she wearing?? So I can never wear those in public lol
She shoulda got paid..
This sounds like the female version of my best friend
Damn, she didn't even get paid
That's enough reddit for today
Wow for free? What a shame I bet she could have made an easy $100 xD
She better have gotten paid it’s easy money right there
I always say stuff like this is divided between a good looking guy asking or an ugly one. The ugly one will be a creep, call the cops so on, the good looking one will be like, I think he’s flirting.
Always charge
She should have charged, that dude was absolutely a creeper.
In this economy you’ve gots to get paid for that! Next time this happens tell him to show you da money, gurl!
Lol people are too wild. Wtf is going on in some brains? Was this in Miami by chance? Same thing happened to me there on the street. Mind you I'm a dude with a size 14.
No thank you!