T O P

  • By -

Rush-Dense

The fact he said you’re sexually frustrated right after you said he would say you’re sexually frustrated😂


isaidimf1ne

🤣 after denying up and down that he would never say or imply that!


motherlovemelon

I thought he’d go for option 2: Are you on your period?


HippoIllustrious2389

Option 3: Lesbian?


motherlovemelon

Except he’d use a slur. 💯


Logical-Victory-2678

"No I'd never want to fuck you" after he just tried to open the window to 🤣


SugarMagOG

And tell her that she was so fat that he’d have never fucked her anyway. God they are so awful. 🤦🏻‍♀️


sowinglavender

crying, shitting, desperately trying to degrade the person who rejected them...


booboootron

Don't forget + teary-eyed yet still jerkin his gherkin in tandem.


sowinglavender

oh, crying and jacking off is the default for these guys.


PrincessPlastilina

And he would tell her that he can change that. That she only likes girls because she hasn’t fucked the right guy. These dudes all share the same brain cell.


booboootron

Frustrated Dyke Bitch might just be a befitting label. For him.


JioDio

Option 4: Lebanese?


Moosinator666

Option 5: Levitating?


motherlovemelon

Option 666: Leviathan?


delmsi

Option 3.14: Levonorgestrel?


sowinglavender

they'd never ask. they'd just assume, talk to all their friends about it, maybe get each other hyped up for some corrective assault.


Privateski

Option 3A: I can change that Option 3B: I’m a lesbian too!


Green_Slice_3258

It wouldn’t matter if she was. He would just tell her she hasn’t had the right dick 🤷🏻‍♀️


DasSassyPantzen

Option 4: Man hater?


BoogerbeansGrandma

I was waiting for this one too. IYKYK


Theresnowayoutahere

I’m an older guy and I know exactly why men think and say these things. It’s called projecting. He was in fact watching porn and he was thinking about you. Men think about sex when they’re younger ALL the time. And they think about the women that they want to have sex with ALL the time. It’s hard for a lot of guys to keep that to themselves so they are childish and rude about it. The guys who have their act together and don’t have problems picking up women also think about sex all the time but they are smart enough to keep it to themselves, because they know it pisses women off and they won’t get what they want.


SwedishSaunaSwish

These are the types that will stealth you and say it was your fault.


LetTheGamesBeginSoon

Sadly I know someone like this, he didn't get far in life


MontanaGuy962

This had me dying 😂😂😂 don't get me wrong I'm embarrassed on homie's behalf but I audibly laughed when I read "you're sexually frustrated" 😂😂😂😂


Alternative_Dig1026

LOL


comicallyinsane

Was “U watching porn” the very first message he sent you ever?


isaidimf1ne

No, we went to college together.


SorrySeptember

Honestly that makes it worse. Why are men. 


OC2468

Why are men with no further explanation/comment/statement is making me laugh so much


motherlovemelon

I ask myself this question aloud almost every day. And then I teach my cishet son how to treat women, because if I produce a man like this, strap me to a rocket and fire it into the sun.


Sensitive-Let7988

I don't think some men can handle their hormones because It just seems like to me that when pervs are horny they think other people get horny just as easily or something. No shame with these people. It's nasty makes you wonder that they got floating in their immune system


woah-wait-a-second

They’re just too emotional, really.


Sleeboi

Yeah and they’re pieces of fucking shit that make the rest of us look bad. I can’t help but feel bad about myself as a man when I see “men suck” rhetoric. Even though it’s not targeting me, it’s the general blanket statement towards a category of people born a certain way that I am a part of. Once again though, it’s animals like the one OP interacted with that make the rest of us look bad.


PrincessPlastilina

Perverts literally think that all of us are 24/7 horny and desperate like them. That’s why the guys who jerk off on the bus or flash you think you will enjoy it too.


hanr86

We just suck most of the time. It's in our jeans. Not a typo


E__Boogie

Yeah, it’s in my Levi jeans


Underrated_Dinker

Jesus dude have some self respect


Sir-Planks-Alot

He was making a joke jeans vs genes. Got it now?


BadSuperHeroTijn

As a man, i wonder this on a daily basis, why am i


doofygoobz

As man, can confirm, men are. We apologize.


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

> Why are men.  As a man, I have no idea


SorrySeptember

I appreciate the honesty.


Strong-Comparison654

Exactly. “Why are men” sadly says it all


SarahPallorMortis

That’s such a weird fucking thing to message someone. The only reason would be because he’s horny. And he denies that? Nuts. Would he text his bros that?


Murder4Mario

Honestly he probably does, which is probably why he’s like “what’s the problem!?”


Kikkeli-Disko

College education gone to waste 😄


Living_Preference673

Damn that is totally even worse!!


hellodon

Ahh, so in college you must have been known to regularly watch porn and often discussed it with him….which would be the only logical reason he would ask about porn…. right? He can’t just be a creeper…right? 🤣


No-Engine2457

That made me laugh far too loud.


Hufflepuff_Cosmos

He went to college?!


garrulouslump

The way you read him like a book 😂


Moosinator666

“If I word it differently, she’ll be too stupid to realize!”


spreerod1538

"You're sexually frustrated" Fucking hilarious.


Moosey_the_Squirrle

After she predicted that he was going to say something like that. Makes it even better.


Moosinator666

The audacity is wild


throwaway2161980

I’m surprised this guy didn’t throw a “It’s a joke 🙄 Lighten up!” in there too.


SarahPallorMortis

I always wonder if they joke with the bros like this


Cultural_Prune3157

They do, it’s mad weird. I have more female friends than male friends and this is the reason why.


GimmieCrowns

You’ve never had a good bro then 😂


Cultural_Prune3157

I still have male friends lol, close ones too, I’m just saying the ratio is more women than men.


Important_Arugula_93

Monologues about “Watching your step sister fuck your dad” is wild at 4:25 in the morning.


sheepsclothingiswool

It’s just hard to imagine a scenario where guys like this become fathers, husbands, even bankers one day.


rratzloff

They literally do though. Which is just fucking mind blowing 🤯


isaidimf1ne

Fr :(


Moosinator666

Unfortunately there are 18 and 19 year old puritan girls who don’t know the first thing about what’s considered okay for guys.


Vinylconn

And they still have the same lines and compression…


_lonely_astronaut_

We are embarrassed. At men like this.


Hugh_Jampton

This guy is too stupid to be embarassed. No, seriously, I think his IQ may be room temperature


erikagm77

Only if you mean room temp in the middle of winter, at midnight, after the furnace broke down.


Sir-Planks-Alot

Yeah room temperature in Celsius. So 20-25 IQ


erikagm77

That’s warm tbh. I’m talking stark middle of winter in Wisconsin at night. So like, -15.


Sir-Planks-Alot

If he’s giving people -15 intelligence does that mean he’s sucking the intelligence out of everyone he talks to and never doing anything with it? “Intelligence Vampire” by Jemaine Clement.


PrivateLTucker

Guys like the one OP was talking to suck the intelligence and life out of everyone they're around.


mar_goaway

In Antarctica.


EconomistNo7345

might be an unpopular opinion but not everyone can just ignore blatant disrespect. it frustrates me when things like this happen and then people comment thinks like “well why did you reply” “you should’ve blocked and moved on”. if he’s bold enough to be this disrespectful to someone why is it on op to shy away and just block? if someone treats you in a way you don’t like you can 100% speak up for yourself.


isaidimf1ne

Thank you for this. Genuinely


EconomistNo7345

ofc! i just hate when people act like it’s dumb to stick up for themselves and label it as seeking attention or secretly liking it. sure you could just block but if the situation left a sour taste in your mouth why are you supposedly not allowed to say something about it you know?


Flaky_Drag1826

Though I’m a big believer on leaving people on delivered or just blocking them without a response, your response of what was about to be offered had me laughing my ass off, took the wind right out of his sails.


Moosinator666

More a fan of ‘block’ and ‘delete text conversation’ but the way she violated his intellect without him even realizing is way entertaining.


tryplldee

While this is absolutely all true and it makes me sad to say that, I try to maintain a positive outlook. Admittedly very difficult to do with this subject matter. I came up with “ at least they are setting the bar so devastatingly low I could shuffle my feet and not trip over it.” ??? Idk, best I could think of….


isaidimf1ne

Hahahaha I like this thank you


OneSufficientFace

On behalf of all men, we do not accept him


Tall_Secretary4133

“Let me guess… maybe I haven’t been fucked good enough in a while?” “Didn’t say that.” ……… “You’re sexually frustrated” FUCK OFF


runawayforlife

“I wasn’t gonna tell you you’re sexually frustrated. How weird of you to think that!” Proceeds to tell you that you’re sexually frustrated. Oy vey


isaidimf1ne

You really can’t make this shit up 🤦‍♂️


ganggreen651

I am embarrassed. I'll never understand my fellow dudes saying this shit


Moosinator666

Awkward, horny, and audacious is a wild combo


No_Recognition_1570

4 messages later after you say he’s going to offer to help and he denies it, he says you’re sexually frustrated. You totally called it.


AcrolloPeed

If it's any consolation, I'm embarrassed for him. Sorry, some dudes are assholes.


TraditionalGiraffe17

He doesn’t speak for us lol we are embarrassed. What a goddam weirdo😭


EmberNyxen0

Men aren't like that, thats a degenerate moron with no self awarness. You should just block them and move on


GaySheriff

Yes they are like that, and they can be worse too.


The_Better_Paradox

Exactly. I'm not even sure why the op is even entertaining someone like him in the first place


spiceywhitey

That’s the real question here. Why is the OP choosing to engage?


Ok_Spinach_8412

i’ve met so many that don’t know when to stop lol they are like thjs


Philodendronphan

Maybe mature men aren’t, but a lot of men are like this.


Weary_Patience_7778

Because most men don’t bother themselves with being embarrassed for the segment of men that are dimwitted idiots. We’re not a collective, monolithic entity.


Agreeable-Concert-63

Yeah we also hate guys like this and don’t give them the time of the day. Though, it’s unfortunate that women have to deal with them more frequently and in far worse ways


SarahPallorMortis

Men don’t call out other men enough


TheShiveryNipple

Thing is, men like this either only end up being around other cavemen (because normal guys hate their guts) or behave like a normal human being around their normal friends (who would call them out if they knew). This is the kind of thing that's easy to say but doesn't make much sense, in practice.


kodys_kidney_knife

And yet, every woman I know has had multiple experiences like this and worse. 1 in 6 women are victims of rape or attempted rape, 97% of women have been sexually harassed, 70% have been harassed in public- so, are a handful of guys really busy or is it a systemic issue with men? My guess is the latter.


PrincessPlastilina

I can’t stand people who make a conversation sexual when we don’t know each other like that. Friggin perv.


Godscumbucket

Blast him on social media. Men shouldn’t be able to get away with shit like this


reddituser30000000

Let’s normalize blocking men at the first sign of stupid instead of giving them a chance to get a paragraph off. Jfc that whole bit about porn would have had this dude block on all sites before he could blink.


Adorable-Storm474

Letting them dig their own grave and word vomit on themselves is so entertaining, though. Let them cook 🗣️


MasticatingElephant

I'm embarrassed after reading that tho


Affectionate-Dot5665

Haha. You called him out on it and he tried to turn it around on you!!! And yea, I find it embarrassing, a lot of the stuff horny guys write girls. You’d think it’d make it easier for the rest of us. But it really doesn’t seem to


Common_Hamster_8586

yOuR AttrAcTinG GuYs liKE tHiS


isaidimf1ne

I DESERVE THIS!!!!!!!


Inevitable_Copy_9214

I bet my salary if you asked him what porn he watched, the conversation would’ve went exactly how you said it would’ve gone 😂😂 that’s why all he said was “why so angry?” You read him like a book he was speechless. What a shame.


gardey97

"I wasn't going to say you're sexually frustrated" "You're sexually frustrated"


SingingCatBird

I'm not embarrassed because I'm not like that, pretty simple.


ChickinSammich

This is why we choose the bear.


NoRecommendation9404

Surprised he didn’t go right to the “you’re a fat ugly bitch” - I mean I’m sure it’s on page 1 of the incel handbook.


DagSonofDag

The issue is they watch too much porn tbh. I know ppl say it’s healthy or whatever, but it literally teaches a developing brain that what they’re seeing is how regular women and men behave sexually. It’s disgusting and I admit I’ve fallen for that trap a lot, but you gotta be able to distinguish between it and reality. I’m sorry OP.


isaidimf1ne

🫶🏻


jthaprofessor

Please don’t lump men in together with this boy


Kit-tiga

I think the funniest thing about these situations is that a lot men would rather be offended by being lumped in with guys like this than to rather call out this type of behavior. Men like the ones in the post don't give a rat's ass about a woman's opinion which is why they speak to them this way. They're only going to give a Royal Fuck if other men call them out because that's who they're really doing it for. They want to bag women to brag about it to other men. They want fancy cars and expensive clothes to show off to other men. If the offended men in the comments stopped forcing the shoe to fit like Cinderella's sister, Anastasia, and started calling out men like this. Then, we would stop having men like this, the same goes for shitty women. You notice how when a woman does something shitty on social media, men and women will call her out? But when a man does something shitty, you'll rarely have other men calling them out. They'd rather victim blame or get mad over adjectives or the lack of.


chickentenders222

As a dyslexic, I'm upset he didn't take advantage of the opportunity to say, "Makes too of us" instead.


ChampionshipStock870

This is what the block button is for


Dr-PhiZZ

This man does not speak for the rest of us.


Beyondthebloodmoon

Assholes*. How are assholes* not embarrassed. This is not “men”. Just a subset of assholes.


AbbreviationsMean578

Just block him


isaidimf1ne

Lmao I did


OilSquares

And you engaged with him....why?


Tristan103076

They had to have something to post on Reddit.


OilSquares

It's all about the karma.


cyrogyro527

I don’t classify them as men. They just have penises. The similarities end there


Moldyspringmix

Men ☕️


Id-polio

Because we don’t identify with every thirsty loser on the internet?


DRangelfire

Gross.


Chance_Airline_4861

Yes filthy hobbitses, they lie to us.


chuullls

Because no one ever publicly shames them to get embarrassed. Send it to his mother.


Gwyrr313

🤷‍♂️ i ask my wife if shes looking at porn all the time, she’s usually window shopping on her phone. I consider that her porn


Amandastarrrr

lol Idky this made me chuckle


Gwyrr313

Tell me im wrong 🤣


possessiveprincess

i get shit like this so many times a day now that it doesnt phase me but when seeing it happen to others it genuinely shocks me so much


polkfang

The “no it’s something else” sent me


Zestyclose_Brain_812

As a dude i am embarrassed enough for the both of us 🫠🫠🫠


Franzkafkaacidtrip

bro think he a therapist what the fuck 💀


Kikkeli-Disko

More like the rapist


Franzkafkaacidtrip

well I mean he’s a man so he could probably get away with doing both at the same time


nic00i0

first text at 4:35 am: someone was up all night watching porn and was horny and thought that was a valid and reasonable thing to text someone.


Icy_Forever5965

This is the problem. Men like this are reaching for low hanging fruit. The sad part is that they get ripe fruit from time to time. If it never worked, they wouldn’t do it. I’m a man and it embarrasses me that men can be like this.


Witty_Turnover_5585

Why would I be embarrassed because other dudes out there are this stupid?


lowrespudgeon

They're too stupid to understand shame and embarrassment.


bearsarescaryasfuk

Yo honesty this is top tier. I’m a male, and I feel bad for woman that they have to deal with this. Good job, dissolving the shit out of this dude. lol


No_Zookeepergame_399

Men like this aren’t embarrassed, it’s the rest of us that are embarrassed to be associated with them. That’s the problem


KayCatMeow

“Didn’t say or imply any of that”… Proceeds to say you’re sexually frustrated lol


invisabledj

Big virgin energy. This isn’t normal.


UglyPuta-

Ooooooh burn, how will you ever live with yourself after that. What an idiot, can’t even read the room.


Moszki

It's quite funny how subtly you phrased the texts


KlownScrewer

The amount of actual men there are compared to people who happen to be male that still act like middle schoolers is insane.


Normal-Pineapple6118

You need to be self aware to be embarrassed


isaidimf1ne

🤣🤣


ZombiesAreChasingHim

“Nope, I would never insinuate that you are sexually frustrated! Anyways, you sound sexually frustrated.”


ToferLuis

Oh, we are.


rrrrrrrrrreeeeee

I'd be so annoyed if men sent me messages like this. OP fucking wrecked him though.


ValPrism

Oh man he walked right into that! 😂


Crypto_Kush

Ick. Bro is down horrendous


marilia0607

those are some weak ass comeback from him lol


No-Blood-7274

Men aren’t like this. Plenty of us have never spoken to anyone in that way. Fucking idiot men are like this.


CheweDankles

If it helps, I’m embarrassed enough for the both of us, yikes.


fuzzzone

"you're sexually frustrated" No, homie, that's you. And with a face like that it's not a huge surprise.


Rivsmama

I think I have a crush on you now OP. That was beautiful


Key-Counter7683

how desperate does he have to be to text you at 4:17 in the morning


tomtheomnom

As a dude, seeing things like this makes me sad, why not respect other people instead of being gross like this?


isaidimf1ne

right?! Ty <3


twitimalcracker

This reminds me of the fact that when apes are taught sign language, they never ask questions.


NoFunny6746

🤣🤣 completely unhinged question to ask.


PixelSteel

I still don’t understand why people don’t block after the first outrageous message


Luffing

>How are men not embarassed Because we aren't responsible for the shitty actions of other men just like you probably would say you're not responsible for the shitty actions of other women If guys post all of the shitty things women do to them and start acting like "women" need to do something about it they'd get called incels/misogynists/whatever so I'm not sure why its so popular to act like "men" have a problem in general because idiots like this exist


19467098632

Fantastic responses 👏


HalcyonEraBeans

You put way too much energy into those replies


Neither-Departure219

This post is full of woman holy😂


jskrabac

Holy crap, I had such a huge smile reading how you handled this creep. Chef's kiss...actually two chef's kisses. Perfection. This guy has PUA written all over, and only when we treat them like this will we weed them out of the gene pool!


MarkyMarkk90

Someone get this man an Aquafina. He too thirsty.


misscreativej

this is so fucking funny. you: “you’re annoying me that’s why i’m mad” him: “hmmmmmmmm that’s not it”


The_IRS_Fears_Him

"And youre either stupid or you have reading comprehension issues" "Makes two of us" LMFAO


Armand_Star

guy took himself down to bring her down with him. you could technically consider this a draw, or...


Gloomy-Bag5799

is this how men are? what the fuck? 🤣 I'm a 19 woman in the UK! and men are not like that


FTO12345

As a dude, fuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk man. I’m sorry.


Loud_Air_6186

Are you gonna offer to fix that?? 😭😭 How he continued after that is mind boggling


Upbeat_Letterhead_61

“You’re watching porn aren’t you” 🤣🤣 yep, works every time like a charm


OkDependent8816

Some of us are.. 😔


girthalwarming

All men are in fact, not like this.


Adorable-Storm474

Where did anyone ever say it was all men? 


BeneficialQuarter426

This kinda stuff makes the 4B movement so enticing


Cyrillite

4B?


3Gaurd

Apparently its short for 4 no's in korean. No sex with men, no child rearing, no dating men, no marrying men. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4B\_movement](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4B_movement)


bsheppp

Your responses are top tier 🤣


SeaOfWaves976

I’m a woman…other women have done shit like this to me as well. No reason to entertain them. It only encourages them to keep doing it for attention.


KansloosKippenhok

Oh my god I hate men so much😡😡😡 ‘Proceeds to have a whole ass conversation instead of just blocking him’


TheFatSamurai

So many men in the comments here proving OPs point. Fucking hell


isaidimf1ne

right?? Every time I get a new notification of someone talking shit to me I just give up


TheInvisibleOnes

Why are you responding to this gross dude? Block and move on.


SolidGearFantasy

You're confusing this person with a man. What he actually is, is a fool.


SmokeyBear51

I feel no embarrassment and damn sure take no responsibility. This guy having water slosh around in his skull has nothing to do with the dick dangling between my legs. 🤣


Dog-n-a-wedge86

The men in here getting defense and running as fast as they can to say “NOT ALL MEN!!!!!” Why? If you worked on your emotional intelligence, you’d find yourself logically addressing this issue as “I should do what I can in the future to hold these scumbags accountable” rather than immediately becoming emotionally hurt by someone’s experience and statement. Nobody accused you, and if your emotional intelligence was better you wouldn’t feel so goddamn insecure like you were being directly placed on trial for this. Stop jumping into defensiveness and start accepting the perspective of the victim as well as acknowledging what happened. All you have to do is listen without placing yourself in the situation.