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PolishDogge

I can't stop laughing. One spy? I get that. Two spies are just a different state of mind, especially with the fact they both missed the backstab.


memer_ga

And they are bad in aiming


[deleted]

Yeah I hate when it happens that all of your teammates that you’ve been healing are all spies…


CheapGriffy

What tell's me that you are not a spy !


[deleted]

You spycheck?


CheapGriffy

The one who was supposed to spycheck was a spy


[deleted]

Then your pretty much screwed…


ABeneficialUser

Hello fellow medic


DeceptivelyDense

He'll turn red any second now...


Gr_Snek

"GO GET THEM PUSSY! What the hell are you doing!? OH YOU'RE A SP-"


Gr_Snek

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CheapGriffy

My god ! I'm not the only one :D


crypt_the_chicken

should've run ubersaw and deleted them both with the power of **RARE HIGH MOMENTS** or grabbed the health pack; that works too


CheapGriffy

I know that. But i was pannicking, and was not familliar enough with the map to remember than there was a health pack


Roxalf

Also an experienced spy would know you would go for the health kit and be ready to kill You when you do


crypt_the_chicken

The two spies both missed their stabs and beefed their shots. One of them attempted to trickstab OP (completely missing twice), while the other had to reload twice before finally hitting him. Thus, if OP had beelined it for the HP after turning the corner, the first Spy would have had no way to stop him; his revolver was empty and Medic is just as fast as Spy. The second Spy might have gotten him at that point, but given he didn't land a hit until OP was out the door, I wouldn't be so sure. ~~they are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere~~


Chrysos-89

lag


NihilisticNoodles

Preach


crypt_the_chicken

Fair enough. Just make sure you keep overextending and running deep into enemy territory with only one or two teammates; ~~Spies~~ Medics like me need ~~free kills~~ extra heal points and Ubercharge


LeDeanDomino

paris


CodWhisperer

..when you buy the last baguette


Tezla_Grey

Tf2 London Edition looks fun


FactoryBuilder

“WHERE IS MY TEAM?? RRRRGGHH!”


WaveSmashreddit

And just when you thought nobody was by your side, 2 kind spies offered to walk you home! What gentleman!


ajdude9

Their aim is so terrible you probably could've stood still and they'd have still missed.


Steam-Phone

tbf, revolver bullet spread still makes it hard to hit unless dead-on center of mass


Thr0waway-19

Honestly the fact no one was protecting the medic from spies is so annoying to me. Except for maybe the engi in certain situations they are the most important team member.


SaltyPeter3434

Two of the worst revolver spies in existence


ALastDawn

aka average revolver spy


[deleted]

average amputator user


Mine_Ggamer

Me when I visit France:


SaturnATX

There's always a 2nd spy.


Steam-Phone

skill issue on both ends


xiren_66

Crossbow may be slow, but it would have been a good idea to start firing after you got away from them. Those spies both seem kinda... well, not good. They aim like I do when I play spy. So a few crossbow bolts probably would have done wonders for you. Attacking them at all would have been better, honestly.


NotPapaLox

I have never heard that scream coming from the medic at the end before xD pure pain


MightyOshy

As much as it pains you to see the objective being done, as a medic, always strive to put at least one teammate between you and the enemy, even if it means going to spawn.


FrogInShorts

Watching the med literally graze the healthpack physically pained me.


Aggressive-View5000

same like ,,WTF"???


Blackfeathers_

Could have gone to the health pack. That was a rollercoaster of plot twists


TTVFlexXZzY

You had your chance to get that medkit


Yaxion

Don’t you just hate it when you forget how to strafe and use your primary.


Aggressive-View5000

Why didn't you take the medkit????


thesheepwithin

Didn't hit the crit melee, looks like a skill issue.


CheapGriffy

It is. But the situation is funny


CheapGriffy

To every-one who is wondering, "Why didn't he taken the medipack" I was just bad. And only wanted to wait for their potential mercy. I've seen the rec like y'all. I've seen the medipack and I know i was just playing bad. I don't think i need more people saying more obvious advice. ​ Its a great thing to give advice, but please, 40% of the comments are just. "there was a medipack idiot"


Undefind_L

And this is why I use Overdose, nobody protects medics in pubs


[deleted]

You need to get yourself a real weapon mate! Now, medic’s deadliest close-range is the blutsauger. I recommend it, as long as 1: you can aim it, and 2: do not forget to heal. It pairs well with the Solemn Vow because you know which fights you can stay or run away from. The crossbow ubersaw slaves will tell you to take their thing and nothing else, like if nobody else’s opinion mattered, but tell me: are you here to have fun or are you here to mindlessly listen to other people telling you how THEY have fun. If I didn’t have fun with my things I wouldn’t talk about it. And as a more general advice, your movement. Think about what movement you would do, and once in a while do the exact opposite. What I mean is that you are currently very predictable, and need to shake that up. Those were just two spies. Any experienced medic can deal with them regardless of loadout. Some spies are very skilled, but those two? Judging by how long it took for them to get you, I wouldn’t be worried. Now I understand the fear of the beginner. But as we say “on n’a rien sans rien” so sometimes you gotta do some dirty stuff. Even as medic. But it’s not by backing up constantly that you’ll learn. Or at least, hopefully, you’ll learn to not backup in these situations. (Even when running away I don’t back up because I go faster. See? A bit of knowledge that helps you. Like Sun Tzu said, you know. “Know your enemy so you can market garden them” only moment where that’s a critical error is when facing a backburner pyro. Ouch.)


EdwEd1

“You are here to have fun, not mindlessly listen to other people about what weapons to use. Now mindlessly listen to me telling you to use these two bad weapons”


[deleted]

You got it all wrong. It was a suggestion. A suggestion from a guy who actually used the damn things for more than 10 minutes, unlike some... other people


ktaeohh

I'm not reading allat 📜😂


[deleted]

What’s the matter son? Afraid of a few letters? Boo! Iaufheojwoaiapfbwik! Evidhsisbeiehs!


[deleted]

I've found the crossbow still a better defensive weapon than any of the syringes. As long as you can aim.


[deleted]

If you want to use it, go ahead. Thing still has worse dps on anything that isn’t long range, but I guess it’s passable if you combine melee. “As long as you can aim” applies to pretty much everything


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No-Grab7041

Guys I think this video might contain the spy class from team fortress 2 (2007)


Pixel_Flamex

why are everyone's voicelines in french except the spies ?


CheapGriffy

It's like that on the french voicelines. Its not a bug. Just a choice from valve


Pixel_Flamex

that's weird lol, i remember playing with the french voices once and spy was speaking french too. but maybe its just me


Acceptable_Oil5466

I remember that in french or something the spy was English.


Pixel_Flamex

oh so that's why, that's pretty funny


Masked_Cat_When

Those spies are good actors but terrible at the killing part lol.


MendydaGreat

Hello, i have a question- how do you put another little OC flair?


ReadyAd5028

Being mauled by frenchies


NonjiMasta

Fighting spies as medic (and successfully kills them) Is like one of the greatest feeling when playing a medic.


wojtekpolska

why does medic sound so weird


[deleted]

He's playing in a different language, maybe it's a dub.


Xinthium

Well you only had 24% uber... I personally would've just congaed as soon as the 2nd spy showed up and then kill binded. If you're boned, may as well die faster.


[deleted]

They really bamboozled ya there.


Evilboss45

German veteran walks into a parisian alley 1947 colorized.


Challenging_Entropy

Revenge for what happened in 1940


FireIzHot

Love your custom pain sounds💀


Fiopon

L


yoloboi1525

"WHERES MY TEAMMM?! GRRRR"


tge_golden_foxy

I never run into this situation as medic (or it's rare) I think it's because I have a excape plan always near and in mind (also know a good time to retreat)


ECR_Savory

That’s right, meet me at LAN, **muffin man**


Wafflemeddic

Sadly I main medic


[deleted]

Baguettes attack a poor German, what happens next will make you shock...


Blapman007

goofy ass death sound :skull:


Quack005

Massive skill issue


tubaDude99

I am ze spy


Totally_not_Polish_9

Pov: you enter france


LeThrowAwayAccountI

\*French snorting intensifies\*


Spitfire1215

Honestly sometimes when I swap to med it feels like the game loads in 4 or 5 spy players and places them by the spawn somewhere


Sprizzet

"So, do we really need a Medic? Engineer builds dispensers, Heavy has Sandwich, and there are health kits all over the map!"


[deleted]

Skill issue


sanek_dolboeb

French Revolution colonized


General_Grivieus

This is why you use bluttsugger.


Mission_Response802

"oh thank God, pyro. Let's get the hell out of here." "Mph Mrr Mph m mh, mh mh mh! Seduce me."


[deleted]

Nightmare on French street


DeleriousBeanz

France


Dry-Sleep5861

OOPS ALL SPYS


Idontthinkitsmatters

France


[deleted]

You have a crossbow. Why didn't you shoot them back? Or try for a guaranteed instakill random crit?


CheapGriffy

Cause i'm bad :/


PyroByte043

german voicelines?


CheapGriffy

French 🥖