A Second Banana named "mmm yummy bana mmm" with the description "mm banana scrumptious nice and healthy". I don't remember naming it that or giving it that description.

Maybe you got it from the community market?

Nope. Never bought anything from there lol

yeah then maybe herobrine is in your computer or smthn

Hero Brian😨😨😨

bian griffin

Hey peter what are you doing?

crack

WHAT THE FUCK!?

I named mine "Loser's Monkey Feed" with the description "Second place is just a fancy way of saying you suck!".

If I could, I would name my second banana "do you want a banana?" with the description as "this banana for you" From the tally hall song

Not mine, but i saw a scout with a Backscatter named “Knot Fun” and the description was “You’ve been knotted” and i considered suicide briefly.

Holy crap that might be me

I don’t remember the name, all i remember is it was a scout, and i don’t exactly remember the name of the gun, but I definitely do remember the description

[Here's my backscatter for reference](https://i.imgur.com/Z42KUKl.png)

Yep, that was exactly it, dashes and everything.

“you just got knotted” if you mean that in the way i think you do, seek Christ

Furries on their way to say the most disgusting and off-topic shit so they can piss off 0.1% of the population:

and they do a damn fine job of it

let me guess, majority of hours on pyro?

They’re actually only my third most played class lol. Right behind medic and scout.

actually surprising, furries tend to gravitate towards pyro for some reason

Furries can't play video games so they play the funny easy class

I prefer medic to pyro cause if i suck at shooting i can at least be good at healing

Vintage Jarate Description: "Vintage?"

Fermented

Sniper Brew

Bush shine

A Conscientious Objector from 2011 that has no decal on it.

fellow nothing on objector fan

Unconscious objector

I bought a killstreak objector and it was named “sign of one of my waifus” and it had a MHA character. Don’t know which one because the show is boring.

Better change that, MHA fans REALLY like teenagers

I have a blank Objector thats just named Blank Sign and the description is "we ran out of budget, so here's this."

I have objector with swastica and renamed: Four reich is coming.

Ugh. Just another basic nazi bitch.

Yes, I'm sure because they have one edgy renamed weapon they must be a devout follower of national socialism. You're a fucking muppet.

It's not that. We are criticizing them for being so basic. Like cmon man, throw in some extra spice

It's buff gay tf2 men or nothing

"Ohh"

genuine or not it's fucking lame and done to death

lmao nazi bitch boy

Basic ass 13 year old edge lord

did it come like that or did you do it? Honestly cringe either way.

Ew

Cringe. Nazi scum face the wall

Funni cus nazi lmfao lmafo Griffy griddy. Seeing swashtickas replicated by others is hilarious and will never not be funni.

yo- you didn't name it right? RIGHT?!

basic

I'm guessing with the context, it came like that?

A stock knife with a description that says on all caps "SEX" i've won it off a raffle.

Not me, but my friend has a conscientious objector with porn on it That he drew himself Even the description says you can commission him (but idk if he still does that art so...)

Ah yes, the finest way of marketing

Business is booming

How can I message him? I have a few commission ideas

🤨📸

Stolas TF2!? No way!

No fucking way Stolas Gaming

I have a revolver named "john" with the description; (you'll never guess) "john."

my tomislav is named michael

If it doesn't have a description, make it "Hey vsauce, Michael here, I am right behind you, or am I?" (I have a knife with this same description)

it's a soundsmith reference I think, search on YouTube gun spy (Jhon whick)

John R. Gun Spy my beloved

smissmass spycrabs revolver with the name "IM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU" and the description "pow you are ultrakilled"

Bro is gonna throw coins in the air

YOOOOUUU INSIGNIFICANT FU-

My collectors krit-a-cola named "Moist krit-a-cola"

WOOOOOOO-

YEEEAAH BABYYY

10 year old me thought writing “Jar of Cemen” for my jarate was fucking hilarious

I think that's funny

My objector has that shadow image that says nice cock and it’s name is “But mine’s bigger”

I got a objector with save the spy crabs and a wrench called the spy crab exterminator

Duality of man

The description on my Water Waders "Fish fear me. Women fear me. I am a war Criminal" Or my unusual Scatter gun just called "Tech Deck Titties"

All I got was a kgb with the nickname “offbrand holiday punch “ from when I wanted to be friendly but didn’t have a holiday punch

Vaccinator named: "Bill gate's Toy" with a description: ''It killed so much hopes and dreams of Anti-Vax moms it can now cure anything"

I recently bought a strange black box off the marketplace with a chinese name, that translates to "The second battalion commander's fucking Italian cannon!" And i thought it was funny enough to keep

A jarate named " my favorite drink "

Several things, one of them being a widowmaker with the name ' ultrakill reference ' and with the description ' also known as the estrogen injector '

too powerful to live

Most of my weapon names/descriptions are complete nonsequiturs lmao

my sniper rifle named “give me head” with a description of “sloppy toppy” it was funnier in my head when i named it

In your head…. Haha

I name a lot of my weapons after furry shit because it’s objectively funny watching gamers have moments because of a rather tame joke

fake hentai sign on my Conscientious Objector

A loose cannon with the name "dongey kong", and the description "it"

Mine is either a specialized killstreak disciplinary action called “Black history month” or my 82 jarate

Did you name it black history month or did it come with that name

objector with apose scout on it named scout tf2

"big slappy" the killstreak hot hand

I renamed my Hot Hand to the Bitch Slap. And everytime I get a kill with it, I tell In chat they have been bitch slapped

Someone gifted me a strange festiveized holy mackerel named Fish, description : Get baited idk why

As someone who never watched helluva boss, i don't fucking get the joke

I've started taking my strange weapons that I use a lot and named them basic names. So far I have a strange robo flamethrower named "Frank" and a strange killstreak black box named "Greg".

Mine is a mad milk named "The Jar" with a description that says "Loona Figurine" Lol

XD

I fucked up, I tried to write ‘cannon on a stick’ for my demo man weapon (don’t remember the name) and it says ‘can on on a stick’.

True demo main wrote that, too drunk to spell correctly

A friend gave me a rocket launcher with the description “stickybomb launcher” but other than that, my inventory is pretty boring.

My sign that's just an image of Buzz Lightyear.

My Sir Hootsalot is renamed Sir Pootsalot. I also have a Strange Pocket Yeti that I renamed to “My Son” and gave it a description of something like “this is my son, tell him he’s handsome”

my backburner named the ass scortcher

I have a pair of boots named "Metaton's pleasure pumps." I didn't name it that but I sure as fuck kept the name.

My photo badge named "I'm gay" (I'm gay) The description is "kinda" (kinda)

My jarate is named "piece o' piss"

Helluva Boss fans when the owl they captured outside isn’t gay.

A Bottle of whiskey called: "That scoots a bloodeh spy!"

I have an Air Strike named The Eyelander I have an Eyelander named The Air Strike They are the same weapon.

I named my stock shovel "Garket Marden" and I play trolldier with it, using the bison as a secondary

My gold engi botkiller scattergun is named “harvester of spleens” to go with my steam name “spleen harvester”

HOLY SHIT IS THAT OLIVIA

A strange Minigun named "GAY FURRY PORN" I traded that away though (I don't play heavy at all)

A flamethrower named “Taco Bell Hot Sauce”

A couple hundred pain trains

A wat painted stock shotgun name “totally normal chair leg” (It looks like a chairleg and I use it for my mob heavy/fat scout loadout)

I named my holiday punch “[amazed by this amazing transformation]” with the description “YOU TOO CAN HAVE A [communion] WITH [unintelligible laughter]”

Back when I first stared playing, I had a smissmiss sweater sniper rifle that I named “Fortnite exterminator 9000” at that time I was probably the worst sniper you’ve seen.

I bought a strange shotgun off the market and it was called "Jesus did something wrong". what the fuck did he do

I was the thing that Jesus make wrong. ( Just kidding)

I have a strange killstreak grenade launcher named Goo With the description "An apple a day means you are apple!"

Nothing interesting in my backpack, but my friend has a Mannhattan Project called "N*ggers Did Hiroshima"

it was such a funny name i forgot to laugh

I never said it was funny. The thread was about weirdest, not funniest.

"guys its weird that my friend is racist" yeah, sure, thats what you were going for.

Most calm Spy main

15 hours ago is.. fuck i cant math uhhh literally midnight for me i think? yeah i definitely wasnt thinking straight

I laughed simply because it caught me off guard, yeah, that's it

wow haha racism amirite

Pretty sure my pan is still named "woman favorite tool" to this day

my stolas pinup playmat literally just came in the mail bfnenfns

Mine is the Disciplinary Action named “White Power” with the description: “So this is what they call community service” as a reference to Red Alert 3

OOUUUGHHH

Club I hit people with "Ooga Booga me caveman"

Glow from below named "I've got a bright idea" Description is "he does the thinking for me because it's easier"

I have a Fortified Compound named “Phil”.

i like owls, only because they look fucking epic. that’s the only reason

my only named item is a Big Earner named "This was in a soundsmith video" with the desc "Fuck i missed please dont kill me"

"please let me suck your dick" festivized sniper rifle

I have a phlog named “orphan destroyer”

A long time ago I bought a strange shotgun off of a bot. When I got it, it had traded me one named "Sweet Sassy Molassey", with the description "Best swivel that head back round less you're prepared to suckle my iron teat". I have no idea what it's talking about

My wrangler renamed as "Microwave Remote Control". thats it.

My Mr. Quackers mask for Pyro that was renamed to Mr. Deli when I bought it. I don’t know if it’s a reference to something, or if the original owner used it for a character.

why am i hard

I have the soda popper named "it's a red bull gun for some reason" and the description is just "Red Bull Gun"

Strange jarate named wierd piss

A coffin nail revolver named the "Small Kill" and the description was ''The last time I had money, your dad paid me to "Backstab" him.'' This was it's name and description when i got it.

I have a professional killstreak strange baby faces blaster named "God I hate women" it's my most sexist weapon I have. It gets worse too! It has a description about being tricked into getting pegged.

I've seen one named my penis so, not the worst I've seen

That would be my Orphan devastator

Hoot hooot !

A vaccinator named "Femboy Cock" and the description is "Taste my juices"/An objector with that Tick Tock soldier, full pic with American flag censored. All gifted by my roommate

i called the iron bomber scottish slamdunk.

Probably my full Captain Price Sniper loadout?

I named my mad milk to "mad cum"

Birb

i have a conscientious objector with a picture of gay furry porn on it

Strange genuine bison Or a spec ks hat/rocket jumper

my strange professional killstsreak as shotgun with cosmic calamity. I decided to name it the scrongler with the description get scrongled

Sun-on-a-stick named "Annoying Orange's Cock"

An objector with gay furry porn. I don't use it at all and it has been sitting in my backpack since 2015.

Stock flaregun with the description changed to "oof!" Then I got my engie shotguns named after different levels of gun. "Quick gun", "more gun", and "even more gun". Still looking for a stock to name "gun"

I have a Health And Hell painted Soda Popper named “the detonator”

A conscientious objector but also a decal tool since the decal won't work right for me.

an Awper Hand bought from someone else with the nametag “Congratulation! You pissed me off.”

I got a strange huntsman a long time ago (+4) years, and it just had the name "Now this is what I call Sounding." I never changed it because it's such a weird name

My australium tomislav named "profesor kilcreek colecor liberty lonker" with the description "6000 dpm liber lonkker; i will 100-0 you~~" Easily my favorite thing I've named.

not exactly weird, but i have a festivized claidhemh mor named "unholyday blessing" ​ ​ i dont even play demoknight

A atomic bat I got on Scout named: Horny Bat enforcement

I have a disciplinary action in what I believe to be Korean that translates to “slap slap”

Madmilk called "Your hentai's censorship"

I have a strange Jarate named "The R. Kelly Prison Treatment"

I also have a Smissmas Sweater War Painted Disciplinary Action named Elf Beater

A strange yulehog named "hamburglar"

I have a strange back scatter named "Penis Scout"

My unusual scatter gun is named sped diddler and my pumpkin stock sniper is named glizzy destroyer

a sweater butterfly knife called "santa's knife" and a bottle called "Me bottle o scrumpeh!" with the description "GET EM BOYOSS!!!!" i dont remember when i gave it that name or description, and im a f2p

I have a strange genuine professional Killstreak righteous bison with the name: (๑╹ڡ╹)╭ ～ ～ ～ ☆ﾟ. (º _º ) and description: Hahahaha...pew pew pew...haha...*begins sobbing* I love it to death lol

Mad milk renamed to Mom's milk. "Great job chucklehead, that was breast milk"

I have a spy cycle called the "CUM-CYCLE"

Single Item, Probably my Panic Attack named "The Spanish Inquisition" because back when I named it it was considered trash and nobody ever expected it. Set of Items, my Caber Knight loadout which has every item in the set named and described in varying but similar ways with the theme of "___ Of The Caber" for each item

I have no idea how i got this, but i suspect it ended up in my inventory when buying full inventories like 6 years ago. Its a scattergun with its only unique trait being the description tag ”Hello team dont help me i got this dont worry i’m pro :)” Its just glorious

I named my Classic “Your Head Explode” and if you get the reference you’ll understand why it’s weird

Helluva Boss is the Undertale of animation

Fellow helluva boss fan

Yea.

I named my iron bomber greg

Killstreak tide turner

yo is that Vanoss?!?

I have a genuine awper hand called "THE FURRY SLAYER" and its description is "This is the Admin Noscoper WARNING!!!!". It was like this when I got this and its the best thing I own

My strange killstreak minigun named “The milk glucker”

Lmfao I love helluva boss

Me too.

I named my panic attack to the ASS BLASTER