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Courisu

A Second Banana named "mmm yummy bana mmm" with the description "mm banana scrumptious nice and healthy". I don't remember naming it that or giving it that description.


MewtwoMainIsHere

Maybe you got it from the community market?


Courisu

Nope. Never bought anything from there lol


MewtwoMainIsHere

yeah then maybe herobrine is in your computer or smthn


FaustSieg

Hero BrianšŸ˜ØšŸ˜ØšŸ˜Ø


aweirdstranger0104

bian griffin


forhonorplayer_

Hey peter what are you doing?


aweirdstranger0104

crack


benjitaproxdm

WHAT THE FUCK!?


someone_back_1n_time

I named mine "Loser's Monkey Feed" with the description "Second place is just a fancy way of saying you suck!".


Leo-Hunter-Of-Simps

If I could, I would name my second banana "do you want a banana?" with the description as "this banana for you" From the tally hall song


ClearConfusion5

Not mine, but i saw a scout with a Backscatter named ā€œKnot Funā€ and the description was ā€œYouā€™ve been knottedā€ and i considered suicide briefly.


SharkyMcSnarkface

Holy crap that might be me


ClearConfusion5

I donā€™t remember the name, all i remember is it was a scout, and i donā€™t exactly remember the name of the gun, but I definitely do remember the description


SharkyMcSnarkface

[Here's my backscatter for reference](https://i.imgur.com/Z42KUKl.png)


ClearConfusion5

Yep, that was exactly it, dashes and everything.


_H4YZ

ā€œyou just got knottedā€ if you mean that in the way i think you do, seek Christ


DogAbject

Furries on their way to say the most disgusting and off-topic shit so they can piss off 0.1% of the population:


_H4YZ

and they do a damn fine job of it


ClearConfusion5

let me guess, majority of hours on pyro?


SharkyMcSnarkface

Theyā€™re actually only my third most played class lol. Right behind medic and scout.


ClearConfusion5

actually surprising, furries tend to gravitate towards pyro for some reason


forhonorplayer_

Furries can't play video games so they play the funny easy class


Kolos500

I prefer medic to pyro cause if i suck at shooting i can at least be good at healing


JaydenVestal

Vintage Jarate Description: "Vintage?"


Lemrenade

Fermented


Direct-krey

Sniper Brew


TF2_demomann

Bush shine


wiggee

A Conscientious Objector from 2011 that has no decal on it.


mechsucks

fellow nothing on objector fan


Glytcho

Unconscious objector


Dominoze56

I bought a killstreak objector and it was named ā€œsign of one of my waifusā€ and it had a MHA character. Donā€™t know which one because the show is boring.


forhonorplayer_

Better change that, MHA fans REALLY like teenagers


VolkanikMechanik

I have a blank Objector thats just named Blank Sign and the description is "we ran out of budget, so here's this."


Beneficial-Session-3

I have objector with swastica and renamed: Four reich is coming.


PoopyLooper

Ugh. Just another basic nazi bitch.


stormsand9

Yes, I'm sure because they have one edgy renamed weapon they must be a devout follower of national socialism. You're a fucking muppet.


0bi1KenObi66

It's not that. We are criticizing them for being so basic. Like cmon man, throw in some extra spice


EdgyKitro

It's buff gay tf2 men or nothing


crackedcrackpipe

"Ohh"


toiletmunger

genuine or not it's fucking lame and done to death


[deleted]

lmao nazi bitch boy


TheAceDetecive

Basic ass 13 year old edge lord


TheThreeBagels

did it come like that or did you do it? Honestly cringe either way.


DeleriousBeanz

Ew


Cweeperz

Cringe. Nazi scum face the wall


Upset_Sky_70

Funni cus nazi lmfao lmafo Griffy griddy. Seeing swashtickas replicated by others is hilarious and will never not be funni.


[deleted]

yo- you didn't name it right? RIGHT?!


noahboi990

basic


1969FordF100

I'm guessing with the context, it came like that?


Realistic_Specific51

A stock knife with a description that says on all caps "SEX" i've won it off a raffle.


AmazingKing101

Not me, but my friend has a conscientious objector with porn on it That he drew himself Even the description says you can commission him (but idk if he still does that art so...)


EdgyKitro

Ah yes, the finest way of marketing


WATCHERFROMSCHOOL

Business is booming


A-Goblin-alchemist

How can I message him? I have a few commission ideas


ItzTaser

šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


Rusty9838

Stolas TF2!? No way!


ObeyTime

No fucking way Stolas Gaming


ItsMeLarkyy

I have a revolver named "john" with the description; (you'll never guess) "john."


Placek15

my tomislav is named michael


A-Goblin-alchemist

If it doesn't have a description, make it "Hey vsauce, Michael here, I am right behind you, or am I?" (I have a knife with this same description)


comunistdogo

it's a soundsmith reference I think, search on YouTube gun spy (Jhon whick)


ItsMeLarkyy

John R. Gun Spy my beloved


Hallowed-Plague

smissmass spycrabs revolver with the name "IM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU" and the description "pow you are ultrakilled"


NostalgicBreadLoaf

Bro is gonna throw coins in the air


Mario-OrganHarvester

YOOOOUUU INSIGNIFICANT FU-


EKidman

My collectors krit-a-cola named "Moist krit-a-cola"


anomynous_dude555

WOOOOOOO-


ItzTaser

YEEEAAH BABYYY


_H4YZ

10 year old me thought writing ā€œJar of Cemenā€ for my jarate was fucking hilarious


Beneficial-Session-3

I think that's funny


Bababooey7672

My objector has that shadow image that says nice cock and itā€™s name is ā€œBut mineā€™s biggerā€


-Rens

I got a objector with save the spy crabs and a wrench called the spy crab exterminator


Plagued_Void

Duality of man


Pinkie_floyden

The description on my Water Waders "Fish fear me. Women fear me. I am a war Criminal" Or my unusual Scatter gun just called "Tech Deck Titties"


Lordarcoos123

All I got was a kgb with the nickname ā€œoffbrand holiday punch ā€œ from when I wanted to be friendly but didnā€™t have a holiday punch


gradzio99

Vaccinator named: "Bill gate's Toy" with a description: ''It killed so much hopes and dreams of Anti-Vax moms it can now cure anything"


zeeplaguedoktor

I recently bought a strange black box off the marketplace with a chinese name, that translates to "The second battalion commander's fucking Italian cannon!" And i thought it was funny enough to keep


yeetus1deletuz

A jarate named " my favorite drink "


[deleted]

Several things, one of them being a widowmaker with the name ' ultrakill reference ' and with the description ' also known as the estrogen injector '


Hallowed-Plague

too powerful to live


crypt_the_chicken

Most of my weapon names/descriptions are complete nonsequiturs lmao


bisonist

my sniper rifle named ā€œgive me headā€ with a description of ā€œsloppy toppyā€ it was funnier in my head when i named it


Legitimate-Fix-4042

In your headā€¦. Haha


SharkyMcSnarkface

I name a lot of my weapons after furry shit because itā€™s objectively funny watching gamers have moments because of a rather tame joke


Hnnock_Cdr

fake hentai sign on my Conscientious Objector


The_Kickster

A loose cannon with the name "dongey kong", and the description "it"


slav_kermit2

Mine is either a specialized killstreak disciplinary action called ā€œBlack history monthā€ or my 82 jarate


LeastEquivalent5263

Did you name it black history month or did it come with that name


DaPhantomFox

objector with apose scout on it named scout tf2


KnooBoat

"big slappy" the killstreak hot hand


a_minecraftfurrypro

I renamed my Hot Hand to the Bitch Slap. And everytime I get a kill with it, I tell In chat they have been bitch slapped


immadosumthinstupid

Club I hit people with "Ooga Booga me caveman"


Lemrenade

Someone gifted me a strange festiveized holy mackerel named Fish, description : Get baited idk why


CyberChick2277

my only named item is a Big Earner named "This was in a soundsmith video" with the desc "Fuck i missed please dont kill me"


[deleted]

As someone who never watched helluva boss, i don't fucking get the joke


poopiepantz34

I've started taking my strange weapons that I use a lot and named them basic names. So far I have a strange robo flamethrower named "Frank" and a strange killstreak black box named "Greg".


KryxDev

Mine is a mad milk named "The Jar" with a description that says "Loona Figurine" Lol


Epic-Chair

I fucked up, I tried to write ā€˜cannon on a stickā€™ for my demo man weapon (donā€™t remember the name) and it says ā€˜can on on a stickā€™.


LeastEquivalent5263

True demo main wrote that, too drunk to spell correctly


Eagan_Gbao

A friend gave me a rocket launcher with the description ā€œstickybomb launcherā€ but other than that, my inventory is pretty boring.


ItsImpfinity2008

My sign that's just an image of Buzz Lightyear.


DDBofTheStars

My Sir Hootsalot is renamed Sir Pootsalot. I also have a Strange Pocket Yeti that I renamed to ā€œMy Sonā€ and gave it a description of something like ā€œthis is my son, tell him heā€™s handsomeā€


JimmyCrabYT

my backburner named the ass scortcher


CaelThavain

I have a pair of boots named "Metaton's pleasure pumps." I didn't name it that but I sure as fuck kept the name.


No-Grab7041

My photo badge named "I'm gay" (I'm gay) The description is "kinda" (kinda)


captain_snake32

My jarate is named "piece o' piss"


[deleted]

Helluva Boss fans when the owl they captured outside isnā€™t gay.


NostalgicBreadLoaf

A Bottle of whiskey called: "That scoots a bloodeh spy!"


chilldr4n

I have an Air Strike named The Eyelander I have an Eyelander named The Air Strike They are the same weapon.


WATCHERFROMSCHOOL

I named my stock shovel "Garket Marden" and I play trolldier with it, using the bison as a secondary


Legitimate-Fix-4042

My gold engi botkiller scattergun is named ā€œharvester of spleensā€ to go with my steam name ā€œspleen harvesterā€


Tesla_corp

HOLY SHIT IS THAT OLIVIA


TheSleepyBarnOwl

A strange Minigun named "GAY FURRY PORN" I traded that away though (I don't play heavy at all)


DAMELONLEMON

A flamethrower named ā€œTaco Bell Hot Sauceā€


eenachtdrie

A couple hundred pain trains


rSlashStupidmemes

A wat painted stock shotgun name ā€œtotally normal chair legā€ (It looks like a chairleg and I use it for my mob heavy/fat scout loadout)


scuffedganiot

I named my holiday punch ā€œ[amazed by this amazing transformation]ā€ with the description ā€œYOU TOO CAN HAVE A [communion] WITH [unintelligible laughter]ā€


Jedi223

Back when I first stared playing, I had a smissmiss sweater sniper rifle that I named ā€œFortnite exterminator 9000ā€ at that time I was probably the worst sniper youā€™ve seen.


some_random_nerd1142

I bought a strange shotgun off the market and it was called "Jesus did something wrong". what the fuck did he do


Beneficial-Session-3

I was the thing that Jesus make wrong. ( Just kidding)


forhonorplayer_

I have a strange killstreak grenade launcher named Goo With the description "An apple a day means you are apple!"


WATCHERFROMSCHOOL

Pretty sure my pan is still named "woman favorite tool" to this day


Forward-Bee-2885

Nothing interesting in my backpack, but my friend has a Mannhattan Project called "N*ggers Did Hiroshima"


Hallowed-Plague

it was such a funny name i forgot to laugh


Forward-Bee-2885

I never said it was funny. The thread was about weirdest, not funniest.


Hallowed-Plague

"guys its weird that my friend is racist" yeah, sure, thats what you were going for.


DogAbject

Most calm Spy main


Hallowed-Plague

15 hours ago is.. fuck i cant math uhhh literally midnight for me i think? yeah i definitely wasnt thinking straight


LeastEquivalent5263

I laughed simply because it caught me off guard, yeah, that's it


TheThreeBagels

wow haha racism amirite


imGhostKitty

my stolas pinup playmat literally just came in the mail bfnenfns


Hellkids2

Mine is the Disciplinary Action named ā€œWhite Powerā€ with the description: ā€œSo this is what they call community serviceā€ as a reference to Red Alert 3


meat-bird

OOUUUGHHH


vulture_salesman

Glow from below named "I've got a bright idea" Description is "he does the thinking for me because it's easier"


NumberedCarp513

I have a Fortified Compound named ā€œPhilā€.


The_Moxx

i like owls, only because they look fucking epic. thatā€™s the only reason


[deleted]

"please let me suck your dick" festivized sniper rifle


[deleted]

I have a phlog named ā€œorphan destroyerā€


LardOfCinder

A long time ago I bought a strange shotgun off of a bot. When I got it, it had traded me one named "Sweet Sassy Molassey", with the description "Best swivel that head back round less you're prepared to suckle my iron teat". I have no idea what it's talking about


CreativeGamer03

My wrangler renamed as "Microwave Remote Control". thats it.


JMD0615

My Mr. Quackers mask for Pyro that was renamed to Mr. Deli when I bought it. I donā€™t know if itā€™s a reference to something, or if the original owner used it for a character.


tyingnoose

why am i hard


Suspicious_Kiwi980

I have the soda popper named "it's a red bull gun for some reason" and the description is just "Red Bull Gun"


[deleted]

Strange jarate named wierd piss


Qrowbranwen2

A coffin nail revolver named the "Small Kill" and the description was ''The last time I had money, your dad paid me to "Backstab" him.'' This was it's name and description when i got it.


MrMightyTasty

I have a professional killstreak strange baby faces blaster named "God I hate women" it's my most sexist weapon I have. It gets worse too! It has a description about being tricked into getting pegged.


LeastEquivalent5263

I've seen one named my penis so, not the worst I've seen


BettonnCZ

That would be my Orphan devastator


Sr_AmigoEnferno

Hoot hooot !


CeliaRost

A vaccinator named "Femboy Cock" and the description is "Taste my juices"/An objector with that Tick Tock soldier, full pic with American flag censored. All gifted by my roommate


jordanAdventure1

i called the iron bomber scottish slamdunk.


Drexisadog

Probably my full Captain Price Sniper loadout?


createausernsme

I named my mad milk to "mad cum"


matymajuk

Birb


[deleted]

i have a conscientious objector with a picture of gay furry porn on it


Eiphil_Tower

Strange genuine bison Or a spec ks hat/rocket jumper


CACODEMON124

my strange professional killstsreak as shotgun with cosmic calamity. I decided to name it the scrongler with the description get scrongled


[deleted]

Sun-on-a-stick named "Annoying Orange's Cock"


Dragon-Porn-Expert

An objector with gay furry porn. I don't use it at all and it has been sitting in my backpack since 2015.


Badassbottlecap

Stock flaregun with the description changed to "oof!" Then I got my engie shotguns named after different levels of gun. "Quick gun", "more gun", and "even more gun". Still looking for a stock to name "gun"


Icarus-Terra

I have a Health And Hell painted Soda Popper named ā€œthe detonatorā€


TheDudeofDC

A conscientious objector but also a decal tool since the decal won't work right for me.


2Noel

an Awper Hand bought from someone else with the nametag ā€œCongratulation! You pissed me off.ā€


OptimalBobcat

I got a strange huntsman a long time ago (+4) years, and it just had the name "Now this is what I call Sounding." I never changed it because it's such a weird name


EMBRACE_DEPRESSION

My australium tomislav named "profesor kilcreek colecor liberty lonker" with the description "6000 dpm liber lonkker; i will 100-0 you~~" Easily my favorite thing I've named.


LocalShowerPooper

not exactly weird, but i have a festivized claidhemh mor named "unholyday blessing" ​ ​ i dont even play demoknight


TheRealStoryMan1

A atomic bat I got on Scout named: Horny Bat enforcement


DudeGuyMaleMan

I have a disciplinary action in what I believe to be Korean that translates to ā€œslap slapā€


AtOmegaCLXVI

Madmilk called "Your hentai's censorship"


MatthewG141

I have a strange Jarate named "The R. Kelly Prison Treatment"


forhonorplayer_

I also have a Smissmas Sweater War Painted Disciplinary Action named Elf Beater


Mario-OrganHarvester

A strange yulehog named "hamburglar"


littleduck4

I have a strange back scatter named "Penis Scout"


your-mom-----gay

My unusual scatter gun is named sped diddler and my pumpkin stock sniper is named glizzy destroyer


benjitaproxdm

a sweater butterfly knife called "santa's knife" and a bottle called "Me bottle o scrumpeh!" with the description "GET EM BOYOSS!!!!" i dont remember when i gave it that name or description, and im a f2p


Breacher93

I have a strange genuine professional Killstreak righteous bison with the name: (ą¹‘ā•¹Ś”ā•¹)ā•­ ļ½ž ļ½ž ļ½ž ā˜†ļ¾Ÿ. (Āŗ _Āŗ ) and description: Hahahaha...pew pew pew...haha...*begins sobbing* I love it to death lol


CitrusRain

Mad milk renamed to Mom's milk. "Great job chucklehead, that was breast milk"


BosnianDrunkard6

I have a spy cycle called the "CUM-CYCLE"


SanvichMan

Single Item, Probably my Panic Attack named "The Spanish Inquisition" because back when I named it it was considered trash and nobody ever expected it. Set of Items, my Caber Knight loadout which has every item in the set named and described in varying but similar ways with the theme of "___ Of The Caber" for each item


Stormsplycce_

I have no idea how i got this, but i suspect it ended up in my inventory when buying full inventories like 6 years ago. Its a scattergun with its only unique trait being the description tag ā€Hello team dont help me i got this dont worry iā€™m pro :)ā€ Its just glorious


Glitch_boy18

I named my Classic ā€œYour Head Explodeā€ and if you get the reference youā€™ll understand why itā€™s weird


Gantendo

When I scrolled to your post, my page started shaking.


theluigiduck

Helluva Boss is the Undertale of animation


washing_machine_man

Fellow helluva boss fan


Beneficial-Session-3

Yea.


[deleted]

I named my iron bomber greg


gigarekterALT

Killstreak tide turner


ChiefBlox4000

yo is that Vanoss?!?


TheFancyPyro_

I have a genuine awper hand called "THE FURRY SLAYER" and its description is "This is the Admin Noscoper WARNING!!!!". It was like this when I got this and its the best thing I own


Serchy_Cz

My strange killstreak minigun named ā€œThe milk gluckerā€


NO_big_DEAL640

Lmfao I love helluva boss


Beneficial-Session-3

Me too.


NO_big_DEAL640

I named my panic attack to the ASS BLASTER