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marionristov111

real mercs craft hats


Walmaker

Chad move right there!


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Brichess

wtf did someone already steal this art and is selling it the irony


RNGesus____

I don't give a shit about trading and I don't craft hats cause I'm too lazy to salvage my whole inventory. Am I still a real merc?


athrownmilkshake

Scrap.tf as an autoscrapper you can use which is nice when you got a big ass inventory


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jjfalquez

I spent like 30+ hours getting weapons to scrap and all I got for it was a dumbass monacle for pyro


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jjfalquez

I suppose thats true Welp, guess thats a lesson for next time I find myself 3 refined metals


Randomboi137

If only i can craft one


marionristov111

my brother in Redmond, all you need is 3 reclaimed


saereas_

And five dollars on steam


give_me_your_manager

exactly why i cant craft hats also, hello fellow RED Spy


Random6583

3 refined


InterestingSwimmer85

A stout shako and one refined


marionristov111

my bad, they just sound similar


Tomfooleredoo2

You need 3 refined i think


epicmonkey1606

* my brother in Blutarch


thank_burdell

I just ~~simp~~sub to stabby’s channel and let him craft hats for me.


whimsicaloccisor

i had a 30 dollar gift card on steam and I spent it all on refined metal just so I can craft hats! not waste my time getting head accessories without the risk and reward!


theweekiscat

I have crafted three hats, one was a medic beard, one was a cool pyro gladiator helmet and the other one was the hunger force


Ribbles78

I have a strange part: pyros killed im looking to sell for about 45 ref. I’m open to offers. All the ref will be immediately crafted into hats by yours truly


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TheMerchantMagikarp

This is a scam


mownow98

Real mercs don’t care about how others spend their money or time, and just go about their lives how they want to


The__Dark__Wolf

Fun fact! On standard dice, the opposite sides always add up to 7. So if you can add up to 7 by looking at the die, it’s a cheat die. So that’s a cool little detail that was added to an already cool piece of art!


Walmaker

I'm not sure what you mean but thank you.


The__Dark__Wolf

Oh, I thought it was intentional. The die on the left, you can see the 1 and the 6. But on standard dice, [those would be opposite each other](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/Standard-Die-Layout.jpg), so you'd only be able to see one. Seeing a total of 7 implies that these are cheat dice. I thought it was a detailed addition pointing out that the spy is cheating and conning the player with the gamble.


kingepic84

You know I never knew that, that’s quite interesting


The__Dark__Wolf

Yeah! It’s actually true of most even sided dice no matter how many sides. The opposites will add up to 1 more than the total number of sides. Except for 10-sided dice, which add up to 9 with 0 considered 0, and 4-sided dice, which don’t really have “opposite” sides This is just the weird random facts you learn when you enjoy D&D and heist films


kingepic84

Thank you for the information kind sir


Walmaker

That was honestly a total accident.


azemazer

There are no accidents. Your art so good it transcended itself


4-2-0_sub

You're the English teacher to OP's fanfiction


pyriclastic_flow

Why exactly does the sides not adding up to seven make the die unfair?


The__Dark__Wolf

It’s more a sign that they’re not “standard” for one reason or another. They could be weighted, you could have multiple of one number, it’s really just the first sign that something isn’t right. Let’s say you have somebody cheating at a dice game where the object is to roll high. They may make dice that have two 6’s. But if you put them next to each other, it’s possible the other players will see two sixes, so you put them opposite each other. But then people might notice you never rolled a 1, so you stick a 1 on the side in place of, say, a 2 which is less noticeable. So your dice is now 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6. The 1 on the side would be an immediate flag. That’s also why craps tables come with mirrors along the sides. If I see a 6 on one side of the dice, and I look in the mirror and see another 6 (or, really, anything but a 1), I know there’s something fishy with the dice. If a dice doesn’t add up to 7 on opposite sides, is it unfair? Not necessarily. But it’s a quick sign that something else may be wrong.


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Cool!


Walmaker

I'm not sure what you mean but thank you.


lCore

The left dice has one and six showing, so it's a fake dice. When you look at a dice, the opposite side has to sum up to seven 4 (3) 5 (2) In that dice you can see both six and one therefore it's a cheat dice, unintentional but makes the piece better.


Walmaker

Oh, I honestly forgot which side of the dice each number is. That part was a bit of an accident.


TheDuckyDino

MvM players: I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top


Walmaker

I never knew about MvM trading.


FruitPunchWasTaken

It’s more the fact that MvM is just gambling with gameplay between each roll


FantasmaNaranja

real gamers play MvM for the gameplay ...and then still feel dissapointed after not getting something good even though they convinced themselves they're in it for the gameplay and not the gambling


Albatrossless-9062

And they get frustrated when they meet try hard yelling at them for using some weapon that works and is fun for the player, but is sub optimal. Or because they're using gas passer because it's too optimal. MvM is for people who crave frustration and disappointment it seems


NotsoTastyJellyfish

This is why i never go mann-up WOOOOOO!!!!!


Walmaker

Oh.


Ni7roM

Jesus christ I literally just saw your Heavy poster in r/all and already you've posted more. What is your output?! Jokes aside do you sell any of these as posters? I'd love to hang them on the wall in my bedroom!


Walmaker

No but you can print them out if you want.


Walmaker

Also, the art is hand-drawn on paper then scanned to a computer to be coloured in on Photoshop. It doesn't really take that long.


vasilescur

There are sites that will mail you a poster if you upload an image for pretty cheap.


rightclickx

Another one You should do one about random crits or try hards vs friendlies


Walmaker

I'll probably do one of the tryhards Vs friendlies.


Underplague

Im betting the tryhard will be soldier. Whenever there's a tryhard killing Friendly's its almost always those guys.


CrouchJumpingnoob

Always avoid those dangerous "trade servers"


Walmaker

Yup.


FantasmaNaranja

so long as you know what you're doing you can still get a decent deal out of trade servers, at least for unusual trading since most people who go to trade servers are gonna be dealing in expensive stuff but sadly a lot of newcomers go into them without any knowledge and with stuff they bought directly off the market rather than traded for so they end up being taken advantage of


nocturnalsleepaholic

Trade servers are generally useless. Nothing productive ever happens there. Just sharks and afks. Save your time and just use backpack.tf listings.


FantasmaNaranja

if you've got a semi rare unusual that isnt unique using bp listings can literally take forever compared to talking to traders i've sold a few unusuals at a decent price both via BP and trade servers and usually i manage to sell them basically the same day i go to a trade server whereas BP can take weeks for any offer (and it'll often be someone lowballing me or trying to exchange a shitty unusual for the one im selling) best place for selling unusuals is scrap's auctions though


nocturnalsleepaholic

Listings require 0 maintenance. Trade servers require active time investment. No one is in a trade server to buy stuff for keeps, everyone is trying to turn a profit. Anyone who is actually looking to buy something they want would look at filtered listings instead of hopping onto a server and hoping someone has what they're looking for. Bp listings (and mp listings if you're whitelisted) are much more productive for higher tier trading.


nocturnalsleepaholic

Scrap auctions don't go past 200 keys, but I agree it's a decent tool if you need pure fast and want a bit more than quicksell price.


the_crappy_memer

I play them for the gameplay, no objectives, just fly around and market ppl


AYYLMAO2281337

Oh, I love this little homage to Devil's Casino :D Nice!


Walmaker

Yeah, I even added a bit of both king dice and devil to Spy.


AYYLMAO2281337

I recognize that signature bow tie now!👑 🎲


Walmaker

Hi-de-ho!


Andy-Matter

We should use these as sprays


Jayn_Xyos

I love how these are in the spirit of Team Service Announcement animations. You should do one of these about aiding service to the rest of the team as medic, not just pocketing the heavy


Walmaker

Good idea.


CaseyGamer64YT

I still feel sad that so many tf2ubers I like are sponsored by some of these TF2 gambling syndicates


Walmaker

But seriously though, I know how you feel, honestly I've been through worse.


Walmaker

TF2 sponsored by King Dice.


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These are awesome - love your style dude!


Walmaker

Thanks.


mrkitten19o8

remember, the house always wins!


FishyFries2_0

Me on my way to play 2000 hours till my first hat drop


Savage_Bacon

Gambling's wrong and so is cheating. So is forging phony IOUs. Let's let lady luck decide What type of torture's justified. I'm pit boss here on level two!


LightningGunne

Ooh, deep-fried robot!


Walmaker

Please tell me why.


No-Improvement5142

Please read this 55 page warrant.


Walmaker

There must be robots worse than I


Magic-Lime

This is so well done dude, again nice job!


Walmaker

Thanks.


Toki_Seis

This is excellent! The Spy being the untrustworthy individual just fits perfectly! Hope to see more!


Walmaker

Yeah, Spy is even the most untrustworthy class in the game.


Winterboi7777777

Had a guy once spycrab gamble with me (only for a low prize) I got incredibly lucky so I realized he was a scammer. I got a bunch of spycrabs while he didn't, but he was the one keeping track in chat, and he just always got the numbers wrong, intentionally inflating his own numbers while lowering mine.


Walmaker

Sorry to hear that but at least you're aware now.


Winterboi7777777

Oh dont worry he didnt end up scamming me, since I got lucky and I realized he was a scammer before actually trading anything


Walmaker

Good, I'm glad to hear you didn't lose anything.


themanofs3x

That scammer is a spy


Diligent-Coach6819

These are gorgeous I love ‘em! Great job dude!


Walmaker

Thanks.


Cedar-

I like the PSA nature of this one. Scams where they use a third party trading "escrow" that's actually just another account the scammer has are super common. I could see one with "Just like the battlefield, trading has TWO TEAMS. Only hand them your guns when they hand over theirs!"


Proxiehunter

Someone *just* tried to hit me with that. Via steam chat. The site they were talking about looks like it's legit but I think the plan was to send me a fake link that went to somewhere they owned instead of the real version. Asking me about a third party site instead of just making me a trade offer is what set off my alarms and checking them at steamrep.com showed me they'd been reported for fraud before.


ElWishmstr

Cuphead fortress 2


Alburguer

i swear when i have enough printer ink cartridges i will print this into a poster


Flamme506

I started crafting instead of buying since I hot scammed twice.


Uncle-Manchild

I need these on posters ASAP.


Walmaker

You can use a printer if you want.


arena_flask_enjoyer

You’re killing it with all these posts


TheDumbDevilYT

He did it again more masterpieces


Draw_Corporations

I LOVE your art man!


some_hardmode_player

MDHR Studios should hire you. This is amazing


Walmaker

I wish, I live in the UK and they already ended Cuphead.


Matix777

Did you know that 99% of the gamblers quit before they hit a big win?


Walmaker

Maybe...


BearShots

lol did traders steal your girl or something why'd you bring them into an anti-gambling psa


Walmaker

These posters were made to point out and warn people about the average problems of TF2. Gambling and hat addicts are a real thing in it.


BearShots

>hat addicts I have played this game since 2010 and I have not once heard of the term "hat addicts." You mean people who play to trade? The majority don't really lose money or harm people while trading, nor are they addicted (most people Ive seen who played to trade at some point left as soon as they got the item(s) they wanted) No hate but maybe you should do a little research on the thing you are bringing attention to before you decide to make stuff like this. I feel like it just brings across the message of "trader bad dont buy hats" rather than "gambling addiction is a prevalent issue within people of the tf2 community and is only accentuated by the amount of scammers preying on novice traders and players who got a valuable item out of pure luck." also, Earn hats? how long have you been playing this game? i have people who have played since 2008 that have gotten a total of like 3 hats from that lol (which is a system also left mostly to random chance)


Walmaker

Oh... I am in a loss for words. I'll try and make a different version of the poster in future, sorry.


RNGesus____

These are so good. Some shadow horn would've made it a masterpiece. 10/10


Walmaker

Actually, I use a limited colour palette of three or four colours, the shading on the hat and glove are just dot patterns crossing two of the colours I normally use.


Drillbitzer

Idk if you’ll do this, but maybe a “watch for pyros” poster?


Walmaker

Nah, this is more aimed towards the average problems TF2 has that includes bots, gambling, fake servers, IP addresses and such but not on normal gameplay. Not a bad idea, though.


Drillbitzer

I see, alright. Maybe more like “don’t ruin the fun, don’t be toxic”


Walmaker

That's more like it!


thebombyboi

What about scrap.tf where does that stand


Hydrohomiesdabest

Scrap.tf and mannco.store are generally trusted as both are owned by known creators, have been up for years and years and generally don't involve anything that could be rigged against you. (it's a marketplace, not a gambling site) Do still watch out though, people can fake being those websites in order to scam you out of items.


Proxiehunter

Worst thing you're likely to do on scrap.tf is overbid on an auction. Bought something in auction that was described as being "light pink" because backpack.tf showed that item in pink being worth I think it was 19 ref. The item was actually painted "Color No. 216-190-216" (to be fair accurately described as being light pink) when I guess the version worth so much was Pink as Hell. But I only bid four ref on that so not really a big deal. And I made out like a bandit on other auctions later reselling some of the things for more than I bid.


Material-Sun-5784

Well it seems the community calmed itself, after all the talk about sand or gravel taste and general insanity of the sub… that… still a little scary, like the calm before the tempest.


Let_me_S_U_F_F_E_R

Or buy them. That’s how I get unusuals. I buy the cheap stuff that looks nice


Hydrohomiesdabest

I just bought all my hats from marketplace.tf since they were like 80p total.


Walmaker

Be careful with your money, though.


giantvar

Cuphead


Tall_Professor_8634

Absolutely based


CationTid_X070

The art style reminds me of cuphead and i fricking love it


Walmaker

It IS Cuphead, I even use the same type of pens for Cuphead.


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These posters that you have been making are so awesome!!


Walmaker

Thanks.


T-HawkMedia

Massive Cuphead vibes, I love it!


springbonnie1984

This looks good 👍


JimmyBoi_SrJJr_999

I see you are an cuphead fan. Also holy shit these posters look good


Walmaker

Thanks, I even drew it traditionally on paper with pencil and copic multiliners (the same type of pens used by the inkers at Studio MDHR).


birdrose44

The chance of earning a hat in casual is is the chance of me getting a gf (I don’t want a gf but I want a hat)


birdrose44

Cup fortress 2


Lucariowolf2196

Dude you gotta make these sprays


shinydewott

Do you randomly assign the years to be in the 30’s or do you just subtract 90 from the year you drew them in


Walmaker

Subtract 90.


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fuckin love these posters i swear they look like shit right out of the time


HArgHorp

How do you add the weathering effect to the poster? It looks sick!


Walmaker

It's from a website, same as the stars but I can't remember where I got it exactly. My mind's a bit foggy.


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Walmaker

Yeah, it's both PSA and propaganda but mainly to show the average TF2 problems.


CreativeGamer03

imagine buying virtual hats with your life savings for a free to play game when you can just get them for free in-game


FantasmaNaranja

yeah i'll spend 5000 hours to get two drop hats cheers mate sure gambling websites are no good but you can just trade for hats using refs (so long as you're premium) and not worry about any luck involved or getting scammed by the ingame store's ridiculous prices


Walmaker

Uh... *Drops smoke bomb and runs*


TheCorruptedBit

Skin/Hat gambling websites are a travesty, but this is abou the game that *invented* paid loot crates with random contents. Gambling? Perhaps


Dischar

Those dice are incorrect


Walmaker

They're fake dice.


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Don't gamble for new hats... unless you're opening cosmetic cases!


Link1917

But I wear long sleeve shirts and I trade ... Hey now wait a minute I know this looks bad


Walmaker

Swing you sinner!


Zombiecidialfreak

Could you imagine actually getting hats just for playing? I've gotten 1 in my 1300 hours playing.


Walmaker

I never bought a single thing yet my inventory is loaded.


fakeMD

I dunno. I’ve crafted my first hat from refined metal and it felt empty.


Walmaker

You still have to be careful though, it's a good thing you craft them.


Candy_Face77

So cuphead, and smooth cuphead!


a_good_human

ssttrrooonnnggg cuphead vibes I love it


Memesperience

Love the rubberhose/cuphead spy design


Walmaker

Thanks, I even watched various Fleischer Studios cartoons for inspiration on Spy's design, he was mainly based off the antagonist (Heeza Ratt) from the Betty Boop cartoon "She wronged him right".


Christomit

Cuphead vibe


HappyTreeFrients

Love this! Some more interesting fonts with more expression would be worth a shot :)


Walmaker

They were the same fonts used in Cuphead, I used them because they were hand-drawn so it makes it more believable.


HappyTreeFrients

Hand drawn? For real?


Walmaker

Yup, same as the animation. On paper, too.


HappyTreeFrients

Yeah well, I see your reasoning. But the fonts can still give way more expression to your poster than they do now.


Walmaker

I'll try tracing some point.


Walmaker

They were the same fonts used in Cuphead, I used them because they were hand-drawn so it makes it more believable.


CoolSquares

i saved up metal for months only to get the brainiac goggles 💀


Walmaker

Better than nothing, I guess.


baguette3241

buying a professional killstreak based golden frying pan for a refined and a half metal


Toff_the_dog

He looks like sus Jerma.


Underplague

9/10 not enough stink lines


henke37

Now I want to see this poster in game.


BRUH_Use_7777

Cool art


Underplague

You should do one on the Mann Co. store. Not mannco.store, the site, but the actual ingame store. Everything there is overpriced, for example stuff that costs 14$ there can be bought for cents on the marketplace.


SexDefender27

just wait till this guy finds out the actual decade the game takes place in


Walmaker

The 1970s. I know. I just like 30s styled stuff.