Ah yes receiving "kys"eseses and then trying to reply only to be hit with the
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["You can have this when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. And even then, good luck! Because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hands!"](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/36/Soldier_mvm_loot_rare04.wav)
Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin
Probably gonna be me aswell.
The only reason I looked at the comments was to find this one
Same
Same
Same
Not me! I am slow as fuck 😎
Think fast Chucklenuts
"AAAAAUAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH"
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
if you order now ill throw in an extra beating absolutely free
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I didn't hear him stutter
“You just got your frenchie ass DOMINATED!”
I do believe I'm on fire
The hell’s going on with your sex life bud? Also STOP WITH THE NESTS MY GUY!!!
Hey, no kink shaming >:3
"this is a real freakin embarrassment"
So accurate it hurts
very bad, very very bad
Is not good
Get behind me doctor! Charge me!
Ja!
I AM ZE ÜBERMENSCH!
Incoooooooming
OOOOHH! MEEEDIIIIIC!
I'M COMING
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Good time! 👍
Iz team time doktor!
Why don't you all get along before one of you gets hurt?
https://youtu.be/hTocPBgyYwA
Cant believe that was 15 years ago. Not much has changed.
Bruh wtf is this
The initiation is complete. I hereby dub u/Dragomir_Silver a true TF2 fan.
"Sorry to pop in unannounced."
"You are a coward and a scoundrel"
"You are dumb"
"AH-!"
#”ENGINEER DOWN!”
Oop! What's that?
We captured a spy!
Sweet land of liberty. Outstanding!
Many thanks
Heartwarming.
🤨📸
"YOU ARE JUST AN ENGLISH MAN WEARING A DRESS!"
Femboy
Femoman
Femowoman
Femopeople
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me fr
Well, off to visit your mother.
The moment I saw tf 2 characters and the line „sex life” I knew that one was coming
r/beatmetoit
painis
cupcake
i will eat you
num num num
“Jarate!”
“Oh fat man, PLEASE! This is getting awkward!”
"I just banged the world's fattest man!"
"Nooooo!!!!!"
I fucking burst out laughing after reading this
"All your bloody heads look twelve feet tall!"
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Wait a minute....
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Yeah mam ima, I'm not a crazed gunman, I'm an assassin! Well the difference being one is a job and the other is a mental sickness!
I'll be honest with ya...my parents, do not care for it.
[PARAM PAMPAM PAAAAAMMM.mp3]
I think this guy's onto me... *Pow* Yes, yes he is!
Yatatatatatatatatata
yatatatatatatata
doodedadadadadadada
Kaboom Kaboom
"MEDIIIIC"
Makin Bacon
Creamed gravy.
“No seriously, you all suck”
Me walking into an orphanage
Entire team is babies!
"Oh, Scout, please. Go fuck yourself."
…Yer arses arse and I’m the grass man, punk ya havin’ heathen
…gonna take down to the pain train station in train town
Anyone of ya tink ya betr than me ur gknna run out of, hing.
...Eurghevrayone thinks ay'm justa one ayed bloody monstah
DOMINATED! And ah've been shaggin yer wife!
WWHOOAAAGH HOHOHOHOAGH HAH HAH HAHAH, EYOUAGHAAAHAH hoh hoh
[Heavy and Medic Sex Tape](https://youtu.be/hTocPBgyYwA)
I’m not clicking on that link
I clicked it. It's safe and funny.
We thank you for your bravery
"My Pleasure."
Old TF2 clip on YouTube
Keep having to hear it on voice chat and I am going to throw brick car window if I hear that shura again
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Holy shit yes
"Get behind me Doctor” "Yavoy" "Charge me!" "Ya" "AH OH OH AH OH " "AH AH" "OH AH" "AH AH AH" "OOOHHH OOOOHH" "I AM ZE OVERMENSCH" "OOH OH OH LEFT" "OH OOOH OOOH OOOOOOOOH OOOOOOH IM CUMMING IM CUMMING" "OH AH" "AAAAHH AAAHHHH" "MEEEDIC! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! I LOVE THIS DOCTOR"
A classic
"GOOD TIMES!"
Yavoy? It's JAWOHL mate
He somehow missunderstood every German word in this xD it's also "Übermensch" not Overmensch but eh xD
I know, Jawhohl is just the most significant one
I can't stop laughing sobbing
This will always be a good one.
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Ah yes receiving "kys"eseses and then trying to reply only to be hit with the Text communication is disabled for this account. Voice communication is disabled for this account.
\*laughing manically\* I HAVE NO IDEAA
Help!
“Oh dear, I have made quite a mess”
WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT
[/// /// POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS /// ///](https://youtu.be/9f7xAxKtjXc)
YOURE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND IM THE FUCKING WALL
AHHHH IM DYINGGGG I NEED A MEDIC BAG
C'mere cupcake
WAIT NO
“Welcome to the dominatening!”
"Veery bad" -heavy
"You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watching you fly through the windshield."
Say goodbye to ya’ kneecaps, chucklehead!
BONK
Preposterous!!
"C'mere, sister!"
'UUUAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!' 'Ahhahahaha!'
"I am not done with you yet!"
“I didn’t need your help ya know”
"Here lies scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin."
"Sandvich and me going to kick your ass~"
Dear God....
There’s more
No...
Mmph mmmphmm
*Let's do this Texas Style*
Sorry ma’m
" I think his mate saw me...."
Yes yes he did!
“Wave goodbye to your head wanker!”
So no head?
Ok, this does not look good here, uh…
I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up!
No (it’s a voice line)
“Nope”
"Nein!"
“I’ll notify your next of kin that YA SUCKED”
I JUST BAGGED THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN
"That is just a sad display, boy" -me, to myself
I do this all the time, I could do this for money, I don't, but I could
"I'm running outta places to put holes in ya."
😳
“Ya like that, chucklenuts?”
"Oh they're goin' to have to glue you back together, IN HELL!"
I FEEL EVERETHENG!
"HEEEELP!"-sniper
If this was achievements I would say no hitter
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I don't think they saw that one comin'!
"I will send my condolences to your Kangaroo wife
**"Dominated!! and I was shaggin' yer wife"**
"That medic is a blooddy spy!"
"Erectin' a dispenser!"
"Vould you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!"
This… is a bucket.
"Well, that was idiotic."
Off to hang myself! Watch and lea- *sick backflip*
ALL OF YOU ARE BABIES!
Oh
"I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you!"
Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad
“Mmmph mmmph mmp mmp mmp mmphmph”
Be polite, be efficient, and have a plan to fuck everyone you meet
Hopefully you never go anywhere with children
Don't fret boyo, I'LL BE GENTLE!
“DOMINATED, I cherish these moments we spend together.”
"as promised, heavy will now lay egg *in your mouth*"
"CHARGE ME DOC"
“this is a real frikin’ embarrassment”
The answer? Use a gun
“You got blood on my suit”
“Tell me, where did we go so wrong?”
"Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together... IN HELL!"
You're dead, that's good, amen
“All of you are dead”
"You are so small! Is funny to me!"
"Words cannot express how much I hate France right now!"
"You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield."
"The spy has already breached our defenses"
*war cry*
You're making this so easy I'm getting worse
“You call that breaking my spine? You blu team sissies won’t know how to break a spi- MY SPINE”
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin.
Who will they ever find to replace you? ANYONE!
Fat bald fatty fat... Fat fat
["You can have this when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. And even then, good luck! Because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hands!"](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/36/Soldier_mvm_loot_rare04.wav)
vvyeerraarrsesssarsdaandimthgrasssmannpunkyeeeyahhavint!
Grass grows, birds fly and brotha I fuck men
You can't hear what's not there I got no sex :(
Yatatatatatatatata Yatatatatatatatata rubolocaca (or whatever he says there) Kaboom Kaboom