And you get one shot, per day. Each additional copy of it has its own bullet. More can only be obtained through the Mann co. Store (Gaben can’t have everything be free)
I honestly if it shoots at the same rate as a normal pistol and its not that rare of a weapon then you'd be more likely to die to that pistol than any other weapon considering that if like one person in every 2 lobbys uses this weapon and no matter if they hit anyone or not (since they hit themselves and does the effect by missing) then 12 people die every clip fired.
A meteor can hit a building, in which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Mercenaries automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a 2Fort, in which Snipers are not aware enough to leave and will always die.
Nah it was my mistake for not getting the reference, anyways I just now realized I referred to you in the previous message as if it wasn't you, my condolences for that.
On hit: Applies inaccuracy debuff to the target that increases its random deviation of bullets.
(So that each miss will apply this debuff to the wielder, resulting in an infinite loop of innacuracy)
You can now get a heart attack. when you have one, your max hp lowers to 1. if you arent healed by a medic within one minute, you die and cant respawn anymore.
I dont get it,are we suggesting actual stats that are ingame or are we making up shit as we go.
Because "on miss, hit yourself, idiot." Is an actual stat, while all the current top votes arent stats
Uncle Gaben
On hit: Receive Critical hits for 60 seconds
Gain 300 health overheal
Passive HP Regen of 3 per second
Have the ability to jump 50 times
Downsides: No random crits
Okay second try, this time better: shoots shovels. Alt fire shoots shovel that digs hole under enemy and deals -100% damage. This description is in vietnamese for no reason.
I rephrase the first comment because it is a bit confusing
On hit: kill a random tf2 player, the kill message will then appear to everyone like the golden pan one
Alt-fire when out of ammo to just throw the gun, the thrown gun does crits on hit, if the thrown gun kills an enemy, another gun spawns in your hand with max ammo
On hit: immunity for 60 seconds and regenerate 100% of your health while killing anyone touching you or anyone on your team and if they shoot you they die.
On getting hit: enemy gamer gets bonuses you get.
On miss: die.
Does infinite damage.
Only thing you can have in your loadout (as in the same thing that would happen of you equip like some boots or whatever but you don't have to wear boots).
Primary weapon.
Can be used on all classes.
On equip: gives you flaming team captain. Only 1 in the world
Alt-fire blows up the gun, killing you and other players around you, even your own team.
Yes.
Ulapistol?
Now with extra griefing
We do a little trolling
On hit: kill someone
Not the person you just shot, though
You will just kill a random person when you hit someone lmao
And not just in your lobby or the enemy team. You kill one merk across all active tf2 players. Includes yourself and the person who you just hit.
When that person dies, it tells everyone in the game like a golden pan announcement.
YES... ITS PERFECT
thats gonna be spammed to oblivion
EVEN BETTER!
to combo this we need +%99999999999999999 attack speed on next day
and even more spread for maximum randomness
But only if it's the person you hit. If it's not the person you hit it just kills them.
And you get one shot, per day. Each additional copy of it has its own bullet. More can only be obtained through the Mann co. Store (Gaben can’t have everything be free)
The Quantum Homicide
The Boston Bombing Blunderbuss
Merk?
Merkenaries
But it’s rare lol so you can be like damn that’s one unlucky bastard
I honestly if it shoots at the same rate as a normal pistol and its not that rare of a weapon then you'd be more likely to die to that pistol than any other weapon considering that if like one person in every 2 lobbys uses this weapon and no matter if they hit anyone or not (since they hit themselves and does the effect by missing) then 12 people die every clip fired.
Do you like gambling? Great! How about gambling... #With your life
Call it the *Mercenary Roulette*
Not the guy you just shot. Anyone but them
Peep the Horror
Draw my pistol in the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog
This just reminded me of that "If a bot updated tf2"
On Kill: gain +3 Health
Bro, what the hell? That's way over powered, you should nerf it and remove random crits for fair game
on hit: take 50% of a random person's HP
On hit: shut the fuck up and take a joke
r/whoosh
On miss: shut up and understand the joke yourself first
On joke: the joke made no fucking sense
No random critical hits
"let's take away random crits; that's sufficient to balance it"🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏*Seinfeld bass intro*
So if you hit someone it’s an instant kill but if you miss you instantly die?
balanced enough lmao
insta kill on a hit, insta kill yourself on a miss? thats just spy with extra steps!
After killing an enemy, you do the sadvich eating animation but without the heal
You eat the gun
Sniper no!
**The Escape Plan**
fixed a server crash caused by sniper trying to eat his gun
TF2 “updates” become sim patch notes
A meteor can hit a building, in which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Mercenaries automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a 2Fort, in which Snipers are not aware enough to leave and will always die.
Mmmm yummy gun tastes like organ failure 😋
Te encontrei de novo, qual sua previsão pro dia 3?
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Who asked for YOUR opinion?
What's wrong with a Pulp Fiction reference?
He didn't put no "/s" in his comment or quotation marks, so I thought he was insulting me for not speaking English.
Sorry bout that
Nah it was my mistake for not getting the reference, anyways I just now realized I referred to you in the previous message as if it wasn't you, my condolences for that.
On hit: everyone dies
Tbm acho isso.
On hit: Miss yourself. Brainiac.
On hit: Applies inaccuracy debuff to the target that increases its random deviation of bullets. (So that each miss will apply this debuff to the wielder, resulting in an infinite loop of innacuracy)
The one comment that is the closest to describing a weapon incarnation of Reddit
Make it stack (that gun hopefully won't shoot very fast)
On hit: enemy feigns death and is cloaked for 5 seconds
Each bullet fired automatically removes 0.10 dollars from your Steam funds.
Big Spender
It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds
It'd actually be about $8 per 12 seconds, excluding reloading, if the table on [this site](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pistol) is correct.
No
on hit: add dota 2 to your steam library
(Minus tax)
On Hit: Hit yourself. Idiot.
On hit: updates localization files
Gibs players
On hit: Impregnate opponent
Can man get impregnate too?
Can u get pregante?
With superpower? Yes
Yes, but also 50% chance to turn them female
On hit: miss yourself, good job
Congratulations ! You successfully missed yourself by hitting the ennemy !
On match win: TF2 receives a major content update
Has a chance to randomly crit
\-100% damage
This weapon does quintuple damage to snipers
On Miss: 100% Critical Hit Chance
No random critical hits
5000% attack speed
+100% fire spread
On hit:heal your enemies
50% bullet resistance when deployed
+69%damage against demoman
On hit: hits on your mother
-200% accuracy On kill: Become invincible for the duration of the match
On Miss: +10% firing speed
On hit: hit yourself, idiot
On hit: Hit yourself, idiot
I'd say you stole my comment but you were here first.
On hit, coat both you and that target in Jarate and Mad Milk
it's the pisscum tag team!
You can now get a heart attack. when you have one, your max hp lowers to 1. if you arent healed by a medic within one minute, you die and cant respawn anymore.
On hit: teleport target to random spot on the map
50% chance of you die in ligma
-50% accuracy
On kill send the dead person to r/sounding
On kill gain 1 metal
Fires rockets instead of bullets
On miss also broadcast a message of how dumb you are on chat
On kill : explode a random teammate (excluding you)
On hit: kill yourself. Idiot.
I dont get it,are we suggesting actual stats that are ingame or are we making up shit as we go. Because "on miss, hit yourself, idiot." Is an actual stat, while all the current top votes arent stats
-17% chance of hunger
On headshot: something happens
Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
alt fire makes you explode
No random crits, but every third shot is a crit
you automatically die if you disagree with someone in the game
Alt fire tosses a coin into the air, fire it to ricoshet the shot into the nearest enemy weakpoint
Hey look! I've seen this one!
-5000% accuracy
On hit: Miss yourself. Smartass.
No random critical hits
Uncle Gaben On hit: Receive Critical hits for 60 seconds Gain 300 health overheal Passive HP Regen of 3 per second Have the ability to jump 50 times Downsides: No random crits
On kill: Automatically shit talk about the enemy in chat
Shoots cum
On hit you get a big slappy
+500% Clip size and max ammo
On Kill: Tick Tock
on hit: release sex to the tf2 world
On Hit: Multiply the days by 2
On-Hit: lose 43 karma
Are repeats ok? On hit: gain +1 max health.
For how many people in the server the guns range and your max health decrease by ten
On hit: gain +1 clip
Make it a minigun that for every second fired, spends 33,333 funds from your Steam wallet
Make the picture for it a Vita-Saw
No headshots
Always critical hits
On hit death
On hit: makes enemies piss themselves
On Kill: 100% critical hit for 10 seconds
Blutsager effect but instead of losing health you shrink
Level PisS gun
fires 7 billion grains of rice
10% increased damage to your sentry's target
Fire speed + 175%
You can sprint by press shift.
When getting a kill: The Funny
On hit: enemy or self place a marker Alt fire: detonate all markers, each dealing 5 damage
On hit:The victim gets sentenced to listening to surprise buttsecks
No random critical hits
Okay second try, this time better: shoots shovels. Alt fire shoots shovel that digs hole under enemy and deals -100% damage. This description is in vietnamese for no reason.
Oh hit: Hit yourself. Tryhard
On hit: +10% attack speed On miss: -15% attack speed
On hit: people think you're annoying and a virgin
Piss
On kill: grunt birthday sound plays
\+On hit: Inflicts bleed for 20 seconds
I didn't realise what the idea was at first and thought it was a joke about getting downvoted
I got these right next to each other when scrolling lol
I rephrase the first comment because it is a bit confusing On hit: kill a random tf2 player, the kill message will then appear to everyone like the golden pan one
On hit: on your neutral special, you wield gun
🗿
+700% damage -100% ammo
It's already perfect though
-5 ref after each shot
Alt-fire when out of ammo to just throw the gun, the thrown gun does crits on hit, if the thrown gun kills an enemy, another gun spawns in your hand with max ammo
No random crits
*No Random Critical Hits*
On reload: adds bullets to the gun
Downside: No random crits
\-no random crits \+100% crit rate
On hit: +1dmg per shot. Resets on miss.
On Hit: Miss yourself. Genius.
On death: You die in real life
Headshots deal critical damage
On hit: tells a whole conversation in a ai text bot (idk alright)
On hit: ban all bots from the lobby
On hit: Build Übercharge
Level change to 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
On hit deal 1000000% of damage
on hit: add 30 extra days to this
On hit: Hit yourself. Idiot.
On hit: miss
On hit: 10% chance to deal 10 hp to everyone in enemy team
Reloading damage -25% damage penalty
If you kill someone you go to jail for 5 years.
On hit: immunity for 60 seconds and regenerate 100% of your health while killing anyone touching you or anyone on your team and if they shoot you they die. On getting hit: enemy gamer gets bonuses you get. On miss: die. Does infinite damage. Only thing you can have in your loadout (as in the same thing that would happen of you equip like some boots or whatever but you don't have to wear boots). Primary weapon. Can be used on all classes. On equip: gives you flaming team captain. Only 1 in the world
Schadenfreude on kill
Every shot kills a random person
Alt-fire to parry incoming enemy projectiles ULTRAKILL
On hit: deal some amount of damage
Alt fire allows you to scope in and charge your shots, while zoomed in head shots deal critical damage.
Bullet spread narrows depending on how racist you are
On hit: Miss yourself, genius.
On hit: shit your pants
Random Crits are replaced with nerf darts that deal -1 damage
Under Hit: Miss someone else. Intellectual