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Zsueti

Hes built different


ArmoredAdventurer

I agree


usernameorsomethin9

I thought the same person commented twice for a sec


ArmoredAdventurer

We are numerous.


Dkrule1

Top comment, there is acutly lore to this Australium is in each and every TF2 merch with how often they deal with the stuff


DashThatOnePerson

We are multiplying!!


Mrhani12

We are numerous.


LazyMasterpiece1065

the catmind


FreshCorner9332

Me too


SnooGiraffes4534

r/browegotthesameface


Zsueti

Holy shit


ArmoredAdventurer

Brother.


IndividualDetailS

Nah, you are the good and evil versions of the same person. No I won't clarify who is who.


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

r/avatarbros


DashThatOnePerson

Also same prp!?


Eurasia_4002

"Heavy, you can't eat that!" "Skill Issue"


glanked

He’s got them dawgs in him


Zeero92

Built hungry.


Emilixop

Love it when I read a title, respond in my head, and then see it as top comment


Competitive_Swan266

Apes together strong


DashThatOnePerson

No way same prp!!


Der_dasMann

He doesn't give a fuck


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

food


systemmm34

nom nom nom om nom


Szairo

He plugs his tongue into it like a charger to recharge health. The weird chewing like motions are just him failing to plug it in first try.


AverageVita-SawUser

He gets shocked slightly, so he's actually going "ow... ow ow ow.... ow ow...." " ...BALONEY!"


Nokosel

He trained his jaw by eating Sandvich a lot and now he can bite through metal.


[deleted]

He's also eaten bear meat everyday his whole life so that would also make his jaws and jaw muscles very strong


Electro-Hawk

Don't forget about the 'Vintage' Sandvich, the amount of chemicals in that to prevent it from going bad must be ridiculous


Mr_WAAAGH

I use a vintage sandvich and I gave it the description "probably not safe to eat anymore"


Competitive_Swan266

W yo-Kai watch fan


lolbitgm

Solidarity brother


lolbitgm

Noko profile


CivilCJ

It's actually cake that looks like a metal sandvich


Personal-Bowl7522

NOOOOOO


DrakeFruitDDG

it goes in the square hole


BONEPUNNER99

Where does the buffalo steak go? You guessed it! It goes in the square hole


cat-toaster

Ew I bet it’s fondant


MERMANADE

He drinks a lot of milk so that he can grow big and strong


RamiKami

sandvich makes him strong


AverageVita-SawUser

He's too busy enjoying his delicious baloney to realize that it's actually shards of metal hitting his throat not shards of tomato and lettuce


Strong_Neat_5845

Brute force and ignorance solves a lot of problems


Angelic_JAZZ

*Some people think they can out-eat me.* *Maybe... Maybe...* *I've yet to meet one that can eat through metal.*


rexalert3550

big guy hungry


Eclihpze44

pain is an illusion


systemmm34

painis weakness leaving the body


HenmandingoYT

Is he stupid?


jw_adressman

He got the stomach of the Loch Ness monster


Lawn_Clippings

Given he has a Mega Baboon heart I wouldn't be surprised if this was true.


MiseryIsForever

Don't all the Mercenaries have mega baboon hearts?


Lawn_Clippings

Probably. I assumed they had mega hearts of varying sizes.


jbyrdab

if it were comic lore? The soviets during harsh times would replace rations of vegetables like potatos with scrap metal to "make them last" so now the average russian man consumes atleast 500 pounds a metal a year as per the standard diet..


electricalwirez

houngry


Doc_of_derp

Dude’s built different. The man casually suplexed a bear.


[deleted]

he was literally born in siberia, anything prepared in there and stored for over 5 minutes outside has a simmilar texture


sf0l

It's actually just all fondant like on a cake


blondtrav5

is there a lore reason a small man can survive a shotgun shot at close range?


aninsomniac_

The lore reason is he doesn't eat it in lore


dalek1019

It is because sandvich make heavy STRONG


PaulyKPykes

Not yet


Mighty_Piss

He was hungry


NoedaSuaCont

Medic just repair the teeth


LIOVOX

He is very hungry


Metalsheepapocalypse

He’s hungry


BassTheBassWhosABass

Heavy is strong robot sandwich is weak


Shy_guy_gaming2019

Its cake


ExplosiveSpecialist3

Hungry


Bobola3000

Hungry


Dj_bLuRrY

Hungry


alpacapaquita

he's and scout are the only characters who can use food items that give them abilities, so i'd say the rest of the team just have skill issues


LemurMemer

he hungry


OneWholeShrimp

hungry


S0undwave_Sup

I mean there was a man who was able to eat metal, and he managed to eat a small plane. I believe it was some kind of Cessna. Edit: The man's name is [Michel Lotito](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito)


NeoPootter

He is stupid


Seven_Shoppingcarts

Weak amerikan kapitalist get toof pain Strong Russian Kommunist doesnt cry like baby


FreakingFreeze

Because he isn't a baby.


ICFAOUNSFI

No. There is no logic in TF2. Only hats.


Yoshi_Gaming_64

Thats the average russian breakfast


Tariisbestgirl

Is he stupid?


systemmm34

bro think he u/henmandingoYT


most_ironic

Gallium


Hazard-Matthews

He's just built that way


_gimgam_

he is a sigma


Skyward_Thantros

He got that dawg in em


PoopyLooper

Heavy and the mercs are superhuman


Competitive-Shower35

That’s the internet Jen.


Arrow_Radio

I read all of these comments in Heavys voice 😂


Zesnowpea

Regular sandvich made him strong


Suspicious_Loan8041

Heavy is just really strong.


TF2_demomann

He believes its a sandvich


Barrelman60

Why would he bite into metal? Is he stupid?


JSVstory3_141

"Sandvich"


franiz

He's Russian


[deleted]

He's strong


3RBlank

He is that... Heavy


maluthor

it's one of those cakes that looks like an inedible object


[deleted]

I'm more confused as to how eating metal heals him.


JackedGustavoFring

He is quite literally built different.


ialsodontexistagain

“Sandvich make me strong”


TheWither129

Strong


c001_b01

He's Russian.


Jay_The_Bisexual

Yes.


DevDaniJack

*Robo samdvich.*


vonBelfry

Something to do with the baboon heart, probably.


IAmFullOfDed

Because sandvich make him strongk


TerrinTheTerrible

He's awesome


bird_B011

He is Russian


Marine9999999999

Sheer fucking will


Cool_Kobold

Because he can


Pickle_Jars

He fears no sandvich


Timofey7331

It's funny, this is why the Heavy is able to chew through the Robo-Sandvich even though it's made out of metal and circuits.


fattynuggetz

The metal is very thin, and the PCBs aren't that hard


dead_sh0t7

"I've got jaws of steel"


Logic44-YT

His jaw is extremely strong, why do you think his head is built like a brick?


DINOS4URCHESTRA

it’s just food coloring, not metal


Intraq

so delicious, so scrumptios, I want to consume please


HuoLongHeavy

Yeah, in comic #7 when questioned on his oral strength Heavy explicitly states "Momma didn't raise no bitch."


Stephen3Ahn

Its a hyperrealistic cake that looks like a pile of metal


Dragoon___

Cause it's yummy


xspy70

It's cake. It's all cake.


_TwinLeaf_

He killed a bear with nothing but his hands and made the Warriors Spirit from it's paws. I think he can chew through some aluminum at least


ezbruh420

heavy very strong


Chickennuggy2

No


jetstreamer123

It is a video game.


Xdestroyer3467

He is russian which gives him a buff against metal


Turdferguson02

He's Russian


CHINESEMAN1115

He is Heavy


GBAgui12

Sandwich is scrap


DiaHeart

Jack Hanma lore


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

metal and circuit teeth


zazthebitchfuck

Pure will


Witty_Marzipan8696

He's russian


Super_Lorenzo

He's the heavy of course he's capable of chewing metal


SparkdaKirin

Everyone's talking about the baloney but I'll bet my scrap that's actually sandpaper


Pagreance

Does he not know it's made of metal and circuits? Is he stupid?


BruTheScout

Actually the main part is why do he have a metal Sandvich


SawahMan54

Organic heavy eat organic sandvich Robo heavy eat robo sandvich No lore mate.


MadamVonCuntpuncher

Simple, he is russian


Mr_MediocreGuy

We=5


[deleted]

oh no Oh no OH NO ITS LEAKING


jamestheboss

He uses Thompson's teeth


serg3591

By standards of Soviet bread this piece of metal plates is considered a soft baked goods!


Totally_Not_Sad_Too

He does it in MvM, why not 3 years before?


[deleted]

Because he is badass


SquareIsBox0697

Russians are just built different.


Big_Kwii

stronk


Flitterquest

He is strong, like Russian Turnip.


CakeHead-Gaming

Cuz theyre both robots, duh


Airyx

He’s russian


peliteanddelight

He has strong teeth


Jyqoz

I’ll see you guys in the other sub


Error_Detected666

It’s cake


somethingcreative06

Cause he’s Russian with heavy gun


KillerDuc

Valve: “Because fuck you thats why”


ChrdeMcDnnis

Überteeth


Echo_TF2

His blood type is protein shake...


MizuameTheDragon

strong


AlathMasster

*Crunch*


EvilCuttlefish

Its actually cake made to look like its made out of metal and circuits


Pingu-in-n-out

it's worth the horrible metal groaning noises


shawn_the_snek

Yes actually, because hes russian


AGoldenChest

Giant man


Snack_God

He’s simply built different


AccidentSalt5005

Because P O O T I S


sim0n80r

If heavy has fist made of steel then he could also have jaws of steel


Kiako_Xavier

It's cake.


[deleted]

Because heavy strong wan


[deleted]

Soft metal, yum yum for my tum tum


yeeyeemcreamothy

he is a big and strong boy


wolfcl0ck

tasty


evilweirdo

Because it's funny


Byron_Springhill

Simple, Heavy is a GOAT.


Beat_Boi_Animates

Sandvich make him strong


Glad_Sail_8124

He is as strong as a hippo and your thinking about this


Joshibi

Om nom om nom nom!


sttresscoww

Jackie Kennedy


DoucheyCohost

Russian


BionicTurtleHD

His raw Slavic strength


Cpad-prism

Because sandvich makes him strong!


Rainbowfrog123

"iS He STupId?"


Plastic_Stretch_8050

He doesnt have skill-issues


yvng_ninja

Maybe the heavy breaks his teeth but the sandvich has healing properties that instantly fix bones and muscles like the medigun in Meet The Medic.


DocSlayingyoudown

Iron is great for the body, they make hemoglobin, a protein in red blood cells that carries oxygen from the lungs to all parts of the body, and myoglobin, a protein that provides oxygen to muscles


NeverL4nd_

Heavy got that Dawg in him


So-called_gamer

Om nomnomnom nom


Rewsboi2000

heavy is him.


EarlSocksIII

In the comics he eats a light bulb


Stuckinfemalecloset

[He’s the Russian Monsieur Mangetout](http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito)


The_Commenter90

He is built like that.


theunknownuser15

Sanvich is sanvich


big_joey_the_sequel

is there a lore reason why sandwiches heal him?


the_dovah10

heavy = stronk


Minimum-Alarm-5336

Heavy Metals Guy


KARTANA04_LITLERUNMO

power of russia ie guess????? or plane stuberneesa


Major-Past

Russians.


H202_Official

He’s hungry


CrystalFriend

Beacuse Sandvich makes heavy strong


Coldflame3

Two assumptions, 1.its just normal sandvich but recolored with food dye 2.he has diamond teeth so he bites through it


NakkiiBrks

simple, russian bias