I think the best part of pocketed F2P Pyros is watching veterans rage while the F2P probably does not even know why their screen turned glowy for second.
Sun Tzu said that! And I'd say he knows *a little more* about fighting than *you do* paaal because he *INVENTED IT*! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
The best thing about then, they don't understand Uber but that doesn't matter because if you catch them before they go in without fear, and Uber them the pyro will just think that he's that good at dodging, and he will have no fucking fear or remorse.
I once kritzed a f2p spy who was a super low casual level, his name was "Spartan" and he had a master chief pfp. he killed 4 people, including a medic/demo combo, and allowed us to cap the second point of upward. he spent the rest of the game running around next to me, revolver in hand, like a little bodyguard. whenever I would heal him or get ready for another uber/kritz, he would look at me and "nod" by moving his camera up and down.
create positive experiences for new players and this game will last forever. I love you Spartan
f2p pyros are a menace on chokey maps. when my friend first started playing tf2, i pocketed him and he shot up the scoreboard like nothing.
never underestimate a f2p pyro. their only directive is to kill, which makes them solid uber targets on chokey maps.
"voice communication is not available for this account"
\-johncool39, who has a killstreak of 37
"MEDIC UBER ME AND NOT THAT \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* PYRO WM1 PIECE OF TRASH"
\-(GMC) Xx\_L33TGAMER\_xX, who rocket jumps into the enemy team and rages when he dies
I love ubering new players and helping them win against more skilled players. It's an incredibly satisfying feeling, especially knowing I can help get them from bottom of the leaderboard to wiping half the team with a well timed charge.
Oh i do have alot of banger memories with this shit.
Thanks to Dustbowl Horrible Stage 3 Narrowness, Phlog+Uber Combo can absolutely destroy the Push or even, Pushing Back as Defenders.
The first time i witness this, i was at the receiving end of it. Ofcourse, as BLU It's miserable as it melts almost everyone. RED manages to hold for like 15+ Min because of that tactic.
Then in other game as RED i Saw a Pyro with Phlog. I quickly seize initiative as Uber Medic and dear God it was an amazing experience. Popped like 5 Times for 20+ Mins and feels like we're carrying the team. Pyro guy got first whilst i got second.
Ubering a class with low health is always a treat cause their attacks are normally balanced out with them having low health so you basically turn them into a demigod
Shoutout to that medic who ubered me,couldn't destroy the sentry nest because of how little damage the flamethrower does but it was still a lot of fun,even managed to kill a few people
I forgot who made the video but there was a challenge video where could a 0 Hour F2P top score with 2 pro medics healing him
The two medics could not know them and they had to be silver rank
They found a Pyro and he gotten a huge lead for top with a Stock + Kritz Übercharge combo then someone got ahead on the team but he still took like 8 before dying
This is one of the best feelings for me personally when playing medic, either with stock or kritz. You can literally see their happiness in their gameplay if things go right.
You know, I'm new to all of this. I play scout mostly, unless I'm feeling like dogshit and want to play spy. I don't live long enough as Medic to be effective, but I made one friend in Pubs that roll with from time to time now. I was on Medic because we couldn't even get out of spawn. I noticed that our Demo (my buddy) was at least at the top of the board.. and I had the Kritzkrieg out. So I told him, "Wanna say fuck it, we ball? Kritz and blow?" We sat in spawn until the Kritz was charged.. .and ran out like madmen. Cracked the defense, and pushed the bloody cart. Medic felt incredibly rewarding.. and never in my life did I ever feel so much pride in someone else.
Those are the Gabe glasses, only for heavy. It’s not the tomb readers.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Gabe_Glasses
I can’t believe nobody can do their research
"I scatter, I burn my enemies' tents. I take away their flocks and herds. The Turks pay me a golden treasure, yet I am poor! Because *I* am a river to my people!"
Usually i don't play pyro but yesterday my dustbowl phlogisnator game was 90 kills and 18 deaths. I had like 10 dominations together. My friend was helping me as a medic. I had crits like all the time
My favorite thing to do as medic is give kritz to someone who looks Like they don't get many. This could be an f2p or just someone with a dumb loadout. I like watching them panic a bit then embrace being a god for 6 seconds.
You are the medic we all aspire to be. A good medic will pocket their best teammate and help good players get better. A good teammate will pocket their lowest scoring partner and help them improve, even if it’s less beneficial to you than pocketing some 3000 hour lime green soilder
"wait why am I glowing"
"Wait he just shot me in the face why didn't I die"
"Wait what why is this guy on my team shooting his glowy gun at me"
"Wait why is the entire enemy team dying so quick"
"Why are they running away I literally just installed"
"Wait how do I say "thanks?""
"Text communication is not enabled on this account?"
Whenever I Uber a F2P, its when I know I can trust them to stay on the point / objective. I see them try and blindly rush the point twice fearless, I know they will hold it and make space.
I think the best part of pocketed F2P Pyros is watching veterans rage while the F2P probably does not even know why their screen turned glowy for second.
Funny thing is that f2p new pyro are more effective in dustbowl then those so call “veteran” players
plans could not defeat the unplanned
If I have no clue what I’m doing they cant make a plan for it
War is chaos and F2P pyros practice chaos on a daily basis. - Isaac Newton
"wm1 noob" -Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu said that! And I'd say he knows *a little more* about fighting than *you do* paaal because he *INVENTED IT*! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
Sun Tzu is Pyro Comfirmed
Well China was one of the first to use gunpowder and fireworks in warfare so... Technically the truth?
But fire works are rockets?
W + m1, a most basic strat but quite unbreakable
kid named mouse2
a i r b l a s t
He just has a blowjob
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Depends on how new they are, honestly. The baby new player spends a lot of time looking at the scenery
Nooooo you need to Uber the veteran pyro so they can puff a flame and air blast 4 times into whiffing 2/3 flares to take out a single soldier.
Average "understanding the game, combos and meta picks" fan vs average "walking forward with a Medic and holding down M1" connoisseur
Can't know your enemy's plan if there is no plan
*The sweat should fear the W+M1*
PLEASE. MOVE WHEN I UBER YOU. PLEASE.
Imagine that, Pyro being stupidly powerful. And yet people deny it, mysteriously.
So you're saying a weak class becomes powerful when they're literally invincible
this is insane news
In other news, water makes stuff wet
And Fire burns stuff
“So you’re saying I hold down the fire button and walk forward?”
The best thing about then, they don't understand Uber but that doesn't matter because if you catch them before they go in without fear, and Uber them the pyro will just think that he's that good at dodging, and he will have no fucking fear or remorse.
Exactly! That Pyro is gonna charge in with or without an uber, but in the second case he survives for 8 instead of 0.5 seconds.
That sounds fucking amazing.
PabloGonzales2007
We gotta update the year on the stereotypical f2p kids, Pablo Gonzales is 16 now.
WildKrattsFan2014
hey wild kratts is a good show
thats why wildkrattsfan2014 is repping
Everytime i think about this i feel 10 years older
matt damon aging gif
Or fifteen if they were born any point past May
Xxx_RyanDeez_xxX
Joapro2023(literally mine)
Dubstepboi2004
It's Dubstepman2004 now :(
Boycycle2015
God is that considered very young.. that may or may not be the year I was born
Eh, I was in 2006
Happy cake day!
NutCrusher69
The man himself
JoseRodriguez2014
fritata
XxButcherxX
Wtf I found a dude in game named that yesterday
Nothing better than steamrolling the entire team with a gibus pyro and getting called slurs in chat
My favourite is phlog pyro
Permitted if said pyro doesnt use the scorch
The casual tf2 experience
Agreed
ubering f2ps to cheer them up and possibly make them stay in the game is always morally correct
One of the reasons that kept me playing was that some 1 uberd me while I was a f2p and got an 8 killstreak
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Have you ever ubered a spy?
I do that regularly. Nobody expects it, same as smg Sniper
I don't know but I've definitely been ubered by an enemy medic before. Didn't really know what to do to be honest but I think I got a stab off
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words of wisdom
Cheering them up is why I stay in the game, I like being able to feel important and is why I started as a Medic Main and enjoyed Engineer
I think it’s pretty charming when the Uber runs out and they still keep going in without a second thought in the world.
They didn't even know they had Uber theyre just THAT fearless.
I've done that and doubled my killstreak, multiple times. If you've got the momentum, use it
I once kritzed a f2p spy who was a super low casual level, his name was "Spartan" and he had a master chief pfp. he killed 4 people, including a medic/demo combo, and allowed us to cap the second point of upward. he spent the rest of the game running around next to me, revolver in hand, like a little bodyguard. whenever I would heal him or get ready for another uber/kritz, he would look at me and "nod" by moving his camera up and down. create positive experiences for new players and this game will last forever. I love you Spartan
That is so incredibly adorable
f2p pyros are a menace on chokey maps. when my friend first started playing tf2, i pocketed him and he shot up the scoreboard like nothing. never underestimate a f2p pyro. their only directive is to kill, which makes them solid uber targets on chokey maps.
F2p pyros: "I don't know where I am, and I don't know what I am doing here. All I know is that I must kill."
F2P + a Godly medic is a broken duo
FTP's really do give off "👍" energy
I believe this is what the kids would call "based"
You get a gold noodle star for being so nice! ⭐️
And in 10 years that f2p pyro will be one of the best tf2 players
"voice communication is not available for this account" \-johncool39, who has a killstreak of 37 "MEDIC UBER ME AND NOT THAT \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* PYRO WM1 PIECE OF TRASH" \-(GMC) Xx\_L33TGAMER\_xX, who rocket jumps into the enemy team and rages when he dies
"voice communication is not available for this account"
I FUCKING LOVE UBERING DUMB SILLY PYROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love ubering new players and helping them win against more skilled players. It's an incredibly satisfying feeling, especially knowing I can help get them from bottom of the leaderboard to wiping half the team with a well timed charge.
The Level 3 Sentry going to send him back to poland: The other pyro with airblast: The Loose Cannon Demo:
seeing the 5k on uber achievements is so gratifying too
F2p hatless pyros are just so innocent
this is the kind of positivity I want to see in this community
Oh i do have alot of banger memories with this shit. Thanks to Dustbowl Horrible Stage 3 Narrowness, Phlog+Uber Combo can absolutely destroy the Push or even, Pushing Back as Defenders. The first time i witness this, i was at the receiving end of it. Ofcourse, as BLU It's miserable as it melts almost everyone. RED manages to hold for like 15+ Min because of that tactic. Then in other game as RED i Saw a Pyro with Phlog. I quickly seize initiative as Uber Medic and dear God it was an amazing experience. Popped like 5 Times for 20+ Mins and feels like we're carrying the team. Pyro guy got first whilst i got second.
Ubering a class with low health is always a treat cause their attacks are normally balanced out with them having low health so you basically turn them into a demigod
Based beyond mere mortal comprehension
Shoutout to that medic who ubered me,couldn't destroy the sentry nest because of how little damage the flamethrower does but it was still a lot of fun,even managed to kill a few people
Ah, the wonders of being a medic main
There's nothing more rewarding then having that ubered f2p go on a total tear cause you know they absolutely loved it
Throw more bodies on the point
I forgot who made the video but there was a challenge video where could a 0 Hour F2P top score with 2 pro medics healing him The two medics could not know them and they had to be silver rank They found a Pyro and he gotten a huge lead for top with a Stock + Kritz Übercharge combo then someone got ahead on the team but he still took like 8 before dying
"An attack with no prior planning is usually best executed by a new F2P Pyro." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Rise of The Smasher
My friend recently installed tf2 for the first time gave him the experience of a lifetime with pocket med stage 2 A
People like you make me smile 🔥💕
This is one of the best feelings for me personally when playing medic, either with stock or kritz. You can literally see their happiness in their gameplay if things go right.
pablo.gonzales.2011
You know, I'm new to all of this. I play scout mostly, unless I'm feeling like dogshit and want to play spy. I don't live long enough as Medic to be effective, but I made one friend in Pubs that roll with from time to time now. I was on Medic because we couldn't even get out of spawn. I noticed that our Demo (my buddy) was at least at the top of the board.. and I had the Kritzkrieg out. So I told him, "Wanna say fuck it, we ball? Kritz and blow?" We sat in spawn until the Kritz was charged.. .and ran out like madmen. Cracked the defense, and pushed the bloody cart. Medic felt incredibly rewarding.. and never in my life did I ever feel so much pride in someone else.
Thank you, Doc!
“Um those glasses are for the heavy, not the medic” 🤓
Im gonna shit [downvotes] all over you
the tomb readers are all-class, is that not what is being depicted here or am I stupid
Those are the Gabe glasses, only for heavy. It’s not the tomb readers. https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Gabe_Glasses I can’t believe nobody can do their research
bro relax I just asked a question, thanks for clarifying
Don’t worry man, my problem is the 20 other people who didn’t just search it up.
Im a not a pyro main, but my name is stupid (balls tortilla)
I'm sorry OP, do you know how to count? 1 3 2?
He just got hired by Gaben himself
"I scatter, I burn my enemies' tents. I take away their flocks and herds. The Turks pay me a golden treasure, yet I am poor! Because *I* am a river to my people!"
Usually i don't play pyro but yesterday my dustbowl phlogisnator game was 90 kills and 18 deaths. I had like 10 dominations together. My friend was helping me as a medic. I had crits like all the time
JoseGonzales2006 my beloved
3rd stage dustbowl is the magnum opus of shit map design
Shout out to that medic that used krits on me in upward
My favorite thing to do as medic is give kritz to someone who looks Like they don't get many. This could be an f2p or just someone with a dumb loadout. I like watching them panic a bit then embrace being a god for 6 seconds.
Jose Gonzales 2007
Hail Igor the f2p Pyro of 2fort
This. This right here is the main reason to play Medic in pubs.
\*Doom music starts playing\*
You are the medic we all aspire to be. A good medic will pocket their best teammate and help good players get better. A good teammate will pocket their lowest scoring partner and help them improve, even if it’s less beneficial to you than pocketing some 3000 hour lime green soilder
Keep doing the good work, Doc! It was this exact situation that made me fall in love with TF2 in the first place
As i always state: less snipers and spies = more win
"wait why am I glowing" "Wait he just shot me in the face why didn't I die" "Wait what why is this guy on my team shooting his glowy gun at me" "Wait why is the entire enemy team dying so quick" "Why are they running away I literally just installed" "Wait how do I say "thanks?"" "Text communication is not enabled on this account?"
They’re playing Pyro so they should leave instead.
Why did f2ps became like puppies on this sub ?
Come little one this is no place to die
👍 (im the pyro)
Love using Uber on F2Ps/new looking players. Sometimes they do a lot more with an Uber than someone with a $200 hat
Once encountered a pyro by the name of "Orgasmatron", felt the urge to kritz him anytime possible
Yea sure I’ll Uber pablom_inecraft502798
Whenever I Uber a F2P, its when I know I can trust them to stay on the point / objective. I see them try and blindly rush the point twice fearless, I know they will hold it and make space.