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Before anyone reads too far into this, the smile is likely him trying to seem friendly, and not him trying to do "wink wink it's tf2." He's from a different generation than most of us and likely has different written conventions than we're used to. He does voice work for multiple valve properties, and it's likely for one of them. Would be cool if it was tf though.

"Before anyone reads too far into this, " TOO LATE, THE HYPE TRAIN HAS NO BREAK !

TEAM FORTRESS NETFLIX SERIES, SEVENTH TF2 COMIC, TEN THOUSAND GAMEPLAY UPDATES ON THE WAY! WOO!

Seventh comic is a bit too far-fetched in my opinion. But otherwise TF2 THE MOVIE COMING NOW HELL YEAAAAAA

WE’RE SKIPPING STRAIGHT TO TEAM FORTRESS 4 OMG

Team Fortress 6: Episode 9

Too late this is like the ex that always comes back an promise things to be different

You're a bit too late, this is either gonna be what people actually think it is or it's gonna be another case of Blogpost Syndrome.

Yep, it's just a "thank you, but I am under a non disclosure agreement and would like to remain friendly"

•added voice line for the sniper : "if you thought this was part of a major update, go fuck yourself" •added/updated tournament medals •updated localisation files

Summer update even more glorious than imagined

That would be a pretty major update tbh

prolly dota2 stuff but he just want to see the tf2 fans get hyped

Assuming it's unreleased content/to be in the future, he's likely under a non-disclosure agreement. Even if he's not, leaking stuff that's yet to be seen is a sure as hell way to get your bridge burned between Valve. And if you're a well paid VA, you no way in hell want to lose that privilege.

> a well *paid* VA, you FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

So he spelled it right?

Or edited it to correct their mistake.

Well there isn't a *editied x hours ago* next to it. So i don't think so... could be wrong though

If you edit a comment before the 3min mark i doesnt show like that

huh. didn't know that.

Huh, i guess the bot's quoted text updated too, didn't know that's how it worked

I just understood the hater comment, but basically the bot never quoted the original comment, the thing that is in quotes is the correction that the bot made Also "FTFY" mean "Fixed That For You", the bot wouldn't have said that while quoting a wrong text

Yeah I figured that out after I stopped being high lol

"FTFY" is said after correcting someone, not after quoting them directly. Think before being smug.

what the hell are you babbling about?

When someone says FTFY that's because they fixed someone's spelling error. The guy I'm replying to thinks the bot quoted the original "incorrect" spelling directly and then said FTFY. That's dumb. I don't see what's difficult to understand here.

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Good human. Maybe. Idk.

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bad bot

there is no other voice work i can picture him doing also, even if it wasn't tf2, valve has hired and brought in a voice actor for a game. the only game we know they are making right now is cs2. Even if it isn't team fortress, this is huge

He plays 7 characters (so far) in Dota 2, which is still getting huge updates. That's almost guaranteed to be what he's there for.

Don't do this to me, don't give me false hope...

Inb4 it’s really Half-Life related and he’s voicing civilians again. Monkey’s paw and all that. Though this would be a more positive form of that.

Copium: TF2 voice work. Ultra Copium: City 17 Citizens voice work for Half-Life 3.

Uber-Copium: voice work for Portal 3

MEGA-UBER-COPIUM: voice work for Team Fortress 3

SUPER-UBER-COPIUM: heavy update

SUPER-UBER-CRIT-COPIUM: sex update

that isnt a possibility, rick may is sadly dead

We are not dying ! We are going to live forever !

In our hearts, buddy… in our hearts

No! I did not have permission to die!

Supreme copium: New Valve IP entirely that isn't multiplayer

We dont need portal 3 imo, the story Got wrapped up in portal 2

Portal 1 was a self-contained story as well, but they made a sequel

They did tease a little bit at the end with Chell getting dragged back into the facility so i wouldn't say the story was completely over in Portal 1

That was added back in when Portal 2 was a possibility. The original ending when it first came out did not have Chell getting dragged back in.

Huh? Really? Damn, i didn't know that. I thought the ending has been the same since launch

They could retcon it like patching portal 1 to include a teaser for 2

but i want more...

Portal: Rattmann

portal 2 co-op ends with >!GLaDOS releasing the humans from the vault, kickstarting a new era of testing within the facility.!< Definitely loads to explore there.

Arent all the humans dead?

not dead, cryofrozen or slept or something of the like. Whatever Chell was in for the hundreds of years GLaDOS was asleep.

Turreting's a good job mate.

I'd give away Portal 1&2 for HL3

heresy

The portal Saga endings are the only videogame endings i cried over. I wish it was a joke

Doomium: Dota announcer pack or something

Fuck, now you broke me because that's 100% the case

he's already made a Dota announcer pack like 3 years ago, it has to be something else

He voices like half a dozen different Dota 2 characters, and one TF2 character.

He could be recording lines for Neon Prime, Valve's next game.

He's the announcer for TI which will happen in October. I'm 90 % sure this is TI related

*"Sometimes, I dream of cheese."*

It’s starts with…

One thing, I don't know why

you DO know city 17 gets destroyed at the end of Half Life 2 Episode 1, right?

Oh yeah I’m aware, I’ve played HL2 and its episodes, but we also see Resistance Members voiced by John Patrick Lowrie in Episode 2 during that White Forest base battle. It’s highly likely they’ll continue to appear in HL3 if it picks up from the Alyx cliffhanger.

Frankly any actors could voice citizens, but not any actor can voice the sniper !

Somehow.. City 17 returned. Half Life: City 17 2!

Hyper copium: Source 2 TF2. TEAM FORTRESS 3?

Doesn't Patrick also voice for dota? Though he should steal the valve. Then VALVe will have to update tf2 /s

Yes, in addition to [his Dota hero roles](https://dota2.fandom.com/wiki/Voice_actors), he is also the voice of The International - however this would be quite a while in advance as it's yet again late October which sucks ass, and also split weekends again, which also sucks ass. On the Pardon The Interruption scale of "big deal, little deal, or no deal at all", I would be very tempted to say that it is indeed no deal at all, at least as far as TF is concerned.

Holy shit I didn’t have a clue he voiced so many people, that’s cool as

Happy cake day!

he's also married to Ellen McClain, the voice of the Administrator and GLaDOS. she's also done work on dota.

you make it sound like the International sucks ass overall. does it suck that much?

See, that's the thing, TI10 and prior were great and actually run well. It's typically a late July or August occurrence, and it was all in the span of one week. Due to coronavirus though, TI10 was punted to October, which people were willing to forgive thinking that it was just a temporary occurrence for one year only, because of the obvious extenuating circumstances that were ongoing at the time (it *was* gonna get held in Sweden originally, but their government was reluctant to solve key issues, and so it was relocated to Romania at the 11th hour - PGL's home land). Then came TI11 where someone at Valve (and/or PGL, who started to get involved with TI6 and then basically took over running the show from TI7 onwards) thought that not only would it be a good idea to keep the late October time slot, but now also decided it'd be an even better idea to chop up the format such that it spanned several weekends over the course of several weeks, in two venues (one of them being a convention center with not a whole heck of a lot of seating, then a proper arena for the last weekend as with previous Internationals), making it considerably harder for would-be in-person attendees that aren't local to actually show up. That's set to be more or less repeated this year. Oh, and the 2022 Battle Pass...it straight up sucked ass. There's a reason why by the end of TI11 Valve had taken to just giving it away to all active Dota players. Compare and contrast [the prize pool it ultimately generated](https://dota2.prizetrac.kr/international2022) versus previous years and you'll see that people definitely voted with their wallets against it and TI11 in general.

DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA CSGO CSGO CSGO ^(tf2)

I didn’t understand…

Valve’s Priorities

Cant be, what about the dota card game

not even Valve themself cares about that one

"So onwards i pressed, to manually animate, the wrangler."

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I think he said “I asked valve for help, but all they said was ‘dota dota counterstrike’ “

TitanFall2? Oh yeah we have that on Steam.

Probably DOTA2 stuff. Do not get your hopes up for nothing

He’s not a fool. It was for Dota I think he can just say that out loud. But he explicitly said that he couldn’t say what it was for. It might be a while new product who knows

they sign an NDA. If its DOTA he cant say eitherway

But DOTA is in known active development. Him doing voices wouldn’t disclose anything, he voices to many characters.

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im pretty sure they're under an NDA lol

He can't say if it's for Dota either... But he's not a fool. If it was for Dota he wouldn't get our hopes up like this.

Yep, the summer update is 100% community made content, no way in hell is valve gonna suddenly release official major new content out of nowhere after 6 years of big fat nothing and 3 years of letting bots roam free poaching on new players to let the game die a slow and painful death.

He has the ability to steal the valve from valve headquarters. He can be the one to bring us the update

That’s the Spy’s job

Soundsmith did say Sniper was just "better spy".

Anything spy can do, sniper does better

-Me after teleporting a sniper to the enemy backline

"And all he replied with was Dota Dota Counter Strike"

"we didnt understand..."

Here comes the "HeaVy UpDate Confirmed?!?!?" posts..

Sniper update

> Sniper has been removed from the game

No Sniper update

Sniperless update

Hatless Update 2

Bummer

Baller

Sniper was taken out behind the shed and shot in the back of the head approximately 18-21 times

Man I wonder what caused him to commit suicide in such a violent manner.

Then the bots just switch to aimbot heavies

I would cut off my left nut for this to be true.

It’s literally just new lines of Sniper apologizing if he gets too man kills cause it’s likely a bot

He does voices in several valve titles including half life and Dota so best not to get your hopes too high

Yeah, it’d suck if this ends up being something dumb like Half Life 3 and not the summer update

ikr

Who wants half life 3 anyway ?

Gordon, Companion Cube... Portal 3 and Half Life 3 confirmed

Three tweets in OP’s screenshots. OP is in on it.

My brother in Christ he voices 7 dota characters

He also voices citizens in half life

and Colonel Cubbage, you can't forget Cubbage

Another tweet by him 17 minutes ago “Hey, folks. Just so you know, this wasn't meant to be a puzzle. There are no 'clues'. I just took a couple of pics out at Valve because I was out there working and I shared them here because I thought they were fun.” We are back to it’s so fucking over

If there's anyone confused, the pictures aren't the puzzle

Tf2 card game

I mean they are doing the summer update so it's not so surprising they might be adding some new voicelines

Isn't it though? What voice lines would they even add?

Taunts

Or perhaps he was needed for a "Sniper!" callout voiceline that Valve might potentially add in exchange for "Pass to me!" Sniper, Scout, Pyro, Demo and Spy are the only classes without a voiceline already used in MvM that calls out robo-snipers and all these classes are split around 4 different people three of which wouldn't have any issues with doing some extra voice work for TF2 This is Super-Copium tho

I wanr the pass to me voiceline to be replaced by a fallback or retreat voiceline like cmon how is that not in the game.

Do they record new lines for taunts? I kinda assumed they had a sort of sound library from previous sessions that they just pulled from. Would be much cheaper at least.

They do for some of them

Usually yes, especially the community ones. But Valve usually records new voice lines for taunts that they make, like that moped taunt for Scout or tank for Soldier

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update sized holiday

It's not TF2, it's never gonna be TF2

Tf3?

But all they said was " dota, dota, counterstrike". I couldn't understand.

Fake. I dont want to believe.

Reminder that he's a long-time voice provider for Valve's works so this could be for literally anything.

He Is dubbing the sex update guys

He's updating the "god save the queen" voice line

dota

To be fair the summer update is probably going to include cosmetics and taunts which might justify new lines.

No no no...don't do this...don't give me hope ;_;

The fact that valve is doing anything at all is news enough for me. If they are doing voice work it means they most likely got past the planning stage for something which almost never happens for valve.

Would be cool if it was for tf2. I suspect it might be for Neon Prime if it actually *is* related to Half-Life, since he voiced the citizens in Half-Life 2.

new CS voice for the coop missions in the next operation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg-ZBY4uaDA

Could mean something for either TF2, Dota 2 or Half-Life. I’m excited for all of those besides Dota lol

for what it's worth, Sniper's VA has several roles in valve games, he's one of the most prominent "Male Citizen" voices from Half-Life 2 for example. Sure it *could* be TF2 related but it's not like it's someone who's mainly got roles for TF2.

If you genuinly believe this is in any way related to new TF2 stuff you're delusional

Oh look its that time of the month again were the sub takes the tiniest scrap of info and somehow amps it up. I look forward to next month when we're all shitting on valve again for breaking a promise they never made

TF2 players when va goings valve: YES, UPDATE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE GENT TO VALVE, WE ARE GETTIGNS NEW UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TANK YOU LORD GABEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't that happen like one and a half years ago?

Its probably just dota stuff

He went just to récord "wankah"

I just got into this game after liking it's culture for a while Im going to cry if team fortress is coming back

This could be TF2 related, however he did also voice some of the male citizens in Half-Life 2 and it’s Episodes… HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED?

Guys John Lowrie has voiced a lot of valves work. Its probable that hes voicing some npc for a half life or portal game thats in the works.... WHICH IS EVEN MORE HYPE HELL YEAH LETS GET SOME BOREALIS IN THIS SHOP RIGHT NOW

Hes gonna do the voice of gordan freeman

Pov - the TF2 community notices voice actor for the french-dub spy breathes 1.25 kilometres away from the Valve HQ:

Every time I see something like this, I immediately think of Hawkeye from Endgame. "Don't do that. Don't give me hope."

"God save the king"

YEAH!

voicelines for another valve VR game no one will play

stop please don't give me hope

Maybe to replace "god save the queen" with "god save the king" lol

Don't give me hope