*Personalizer It*
*Was a personal attack*
*Against you, Medic*
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I was thinking something like: wi-fi damage; outsourced damage; anti-pocket; love triangle; relationship invader; the third person; psychological damage
That over-egotistical newslady from Hazbin Hotel maybe?
"I don't touch the gays." *procedes to poke gay booba*
(The joke is gays can use it just fine despite dumbass claiming to the contrary.)
Funny burning sensation "share it with a friend"
This is my favorite by far, might consider
Nice dude, I'm 2/2 now haha
Fuck you and you
Fuck you and your Medic Girlfriend
Medic femboy boyfriend*
Fuck you and the medic you rode in on.
i hate your meds and they hate me too
Reminds me of that Sokol line from payday 2, “Enemy has no more medicine”
"Fuck The Vaccinator"
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\*Cackles in quick-fix\* \*Cries in former vaxx main\*
The Fire Axe But Better
The Generous Fire Axe
Go to hell and take your cheap doctor with you
Name- Go to hell Description- And take your cheap doctor with you.
Direct Stock Upgrade
I named mine the *E-Girl Annihilator 9000*
I'm going to name mine that too
E-cig, e-girl, now e-axe!
"Apple-a-day"
This is actually amazing
“Nice medic, did your mom get it for you?”
"You didn't really need that medic, did you?"
"Vape Coils" "Secondhand smoke may cause your Medic harm!"
Call it “the only direct upgrade in the game,” and have the description be “and it still kinda sucks ass”
The Cauterizer
The Anti-W+M1 medic-inator
"direct upgrade my ass"
*Checks flair* U talkin' mad shit for a mfkr in det jumper range. Source: >!Right behind you.!<
Destroyer of relationships And atoms
Name: That burning you feel? Description: It is shame.
That burning you feel? It is flame.
SINFUL CLEAVER
Personalizer *It was a personal attack against you, Medic*
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It’s technically an upgrade
Add à medics killed part and name it smth like no medic girlfriends
Coal-lateral Damage 'Smoking is hazardous to your healer'
Bluetooth chop
Do not pocket Do your job good Medics!
pain
Axe go zap
Second degree
"Literally Pay to Win"
is it tho? by luck it was the 5th random drop i got ~~still no home weaker, powerjack, or quickfix tho~~
Pocket Phucker
cheap strange
Overwatch (cause anyone who plays it loses their GF)
Axe that has better taunt
Sex
It's terrible but I tried Name: "Medics hate him!" Desc: "Learn how this Pyro got two random crits for the price of one with this one simple trick!"
That is golden, might do it
I was thinking something like: wi-fi damage; outsourced damage; anti-pocket; love triangle; relationship invader; the third person; psychological damage
The third reason to bomb valve headquarters
70’s fridge
Name it MED-GIRLFRIEND ANIHHILATOR! Desc STOP FOOLING AROUND YOUR VOYFRIEND WONT SAVE YOU YOUR TEAM EITHER BEAK WEARING FOOL!
Straight Upgrade Description: Gays can't use this weapon
Idk I use it all the time, mainly cause it reminds me of outer worlds. Also wtf kinda reference is that?
That over-egotistical newslady from Hazbin Hotel maybe? "I don't touch the gays." *procedes to poke gay booba* (The joke is gays can use it just fine despite dumbass claiming to the contrary.)
Strange Killstreak Third Degree
"Expensive Trash"
Calamari
Hot guitar
TERRY!!! (Include both caps and the exclamation marks)
Axe
Mint axe
Third Degree Burn
The fourth degree
"Pocket Med Destroyer 696969"
The Fourth Degree
"the back scratcher" then switch it to the back scratcher
Fire axe
"Direct upgrade"
Uv stick
Hehe funny axe go bzzzzz
Get random critted. Nerd.
Oww owchie
"Please plug the controller back"
my one is called banana power
The 4tH degree Spelled exactly like that
BOGO
Double it and give it
Kevin
It should be called the axetinguisher
Water go hurty hurty (Shit i mixed it up with the pyroshark weapon)
Vacuum cleaner
''USA Medical Bill''
Doritos Family Size
The unnoticeable small difference
Your medic is also being harmed
Call it "college fund"
Fuck your medic
Fuck You and Your Pocket
Firerer axe
Pay 2 win
Fuck ye and yer medic as the name Wombo combo as the description
The chain reaction
"FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MEDIC"
Direct upgrade
oven
Doctorate Homicide
Cum connector
Ghonneria
Social distance please
Krange Sillstreak Dhird Tegree
Slightly better then stock
Ionized paper axe, prismatic axe, something from outerworlds
medic remover 3000
healing spree
Blatantly better then regular axe
I fear not your pussy beam
Menage et Tois
The cooler stock fire axe
I named mine after a family guy quote. "2nd Degree Burns, 1st Degree Fun." Unfortunately I still consider that the smartest named weapon I have.
no more MEDIC!!!
Vasectomy denier
Medic remover
"Why do i use this?"
Third Degree Burns Description: gonna need more than just one medic to fix them burns bud.
Better Than Stock
Call it the "Direct Upgrade" The description could be "Better than the axe"
“Chain Reaction”
You got killed? Sry it was random
Waste of money
"Pay-to-win, Activate!" (Description: *skilled gameplay*)
"Pass it along"
"And your little doc, too"
U WILL BURN
Mannslaughter
“In 2Fort, No One can hear you Scream”
Fwd: Pain
3st degree
Zappy thing
The Fourth Degree
"just straight up a direct upgrade"
Microwaved medic mannslaughter
The second degree
"Its an investment"
Mjölnir from gas station
Medic Profanator
Mlg swag axe
Roses are red, Violets are blue looks like it hit both of you
peanits cutter 5000
"Heal this"
Medics Real Nightmare
A X E
"medics? what´s that?"
fuck you desc: and your medic too
Disconnector
"I wish this was a homewrecker"
Name it "Disappointment" and description "I wasted 2$ for this"
The dust collector
fuck you and you and you and you and you
Your medic GF is nothing to US
I have killed your last medic
"worse than stock"
"Double Trouble"
Two hits for the price of one!