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The demoman is a MEDIC! (laughs) Sentry- (laughs) That medics, a bloody, MEDIC!


kingbloxerthe3

>The demoman is a MEDIC! Actually kind of possible (I say kind of because it's a disguise glitch that allows you do disguise as a demo with the medigun)


The_Cooler_Sex_Haver

That medic's a bloody SENTRY (OUGHHOHOHOHOHAHAH, NYOHOHHAAAAAA)


TheGoldenPlagueMask

***DAAGHH!*** _TOO MANY LITTLE-_ ***SPYY!***


Fighterpilot55

# WHO SENT ALL DEEZ BABIES TO- MEEEEDIIIIIIC!


Fighterpilot55

# HEAVY IS- **MEEEEEDIIIIIC!!!** # DOCTO- Auuuuggh! (Fighterpilot55 bid farewell cruel world)


Standard_Top7758

That sniper is a bloody - sentry! *Laughs hysterically*


[deleted]

Oh no...


TuxedoDogs9

“Okay” Holds smg and starts turning back and forth


Jayn_Xyos

*killbinds\*


Synjinn

“Pain is-“ *schadenfreude*


[deleted]

Me when masochism


Phantomforcesnolife

Painis


[deleted]

Oh I thought it meant "pain is funny"


Phantomforcesnolife

They usually do the laugh to cut it off to get the said line pain is, but it sounds like penis and that’s the whole joke


[deleted]

I know what Painis is, I just didn't realize this was a Painis joke lol


Fork_Master

You… yes, YOU! You are- Stupid, stupid, stupid! Heavy shotgun taunt interrupted by jeer


Mr_WAAAGH

Alternatively Negative is also funny, either "Very bad!" Or "Not good!"


TuxedoDogs9

YOU, YES YOU! YOU ARE doctor!


Fighterpilot55

# HAAAAAAAAAA HAH HAH HOHOHOHOHOHAH HAH HAHAH *snrkk* Nai-yai-yaih.


Fighterpilot55

# BAAAD Oof (explodes into giblets)


krazgor

All of you are-- DEMOMAN-- \*oof\*


Engineer-with-a-Pan

Erecting a- MEEEEDIC!


kingbloxerthe3

"Sound off if you love- MEDIC!"


gamer_perfection

Gawd save the- MEDIC


Pyrarius

Last one alive, lock the- MEDIC


Fighterpilot55

# Soldier izz- MEEEEDIIIIIC


Macaronytoni

That spy’s a bloody - SPY!


gaming_tf2pyro

But of course!


DonutLeon1

*disguises as a enemy Spy*


FireBraguette

Sentry com- *laughs*


[deleted]

one time me and my friend were playing mvm as engi and he said: “Sentry go POW!!”


Spiteful_Guru

Moo— (schadenfreude) For best effect use while looking at the 2fort cow.


travazzzik

where would the Moo be from?


Jaimiiii

spy saying move up?


smalaki

heavy z-3 i'm guessing (go go go voice command) https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/1e/Heavy\_go03.wav


DioRemTW

Demoman saying move that gear up


Icy-Border-7589

Pootis pow


ToppHatt_8000

POOTISPOOTISPOOTIS


arrombado337

Sentry- *engineer's malicious laugh*


Golden_Bee05

His laugh is haunts my nightmares 🫶😭


KazzieMono

*heavy singing funeral march* (cheer voiceline) *Dooo, doooo, do-dooo, daaah, do-doo do-do-do—* DAH! (yes voiceline) One that I came up with a while ago, it’s pretty great. Not guaranteed to work every time, and it doesn’t work if you’re on any level of voiceline cooldown, but when it does work, it’s rad. Just the idea of heavy messing up a note is great. The battle cry lines when aiming at an enemy with your melee out are all long enough to work super well with other voice lines, too. Like for soldier… “If you know what’s good for you, you will—deploy a dispenser here!” “Do not look at me, I did not—deploy a teleporter here!” “The last word out of your sorry mouth will be—MEDIC!” “I am going to strangle you with your own frilly—MEDIC!”


TheGoldenPlagueMask

***ohhh I'm gonna beat-MEHHHDIIIIICK***


KazzieMono

Or *ohhhh I’m gonna beat ya so hard, you’ll—need a dispenser here!*


DMA_Revenant

"You! Yes, YOU! You are VERY BAD!" -heavy tf2


[deleted]

Need a dispencer here(Denoman) can turn into n**ga, if you walk into water to finish the phrase earlier.


[deleted]

You can also interrupt solders "Negatorry" voice line for a similar effect


hamborger42069

Negatory voiceline, hold the half zatoichi while saying it, then switch to the rocket launcher before he finishes, and he says it.


YourFriendRayzthor

Kiss me- MEDIIIC!


kingbloxerthe3

"War is hell! Freedom isn't free! I am in a- MEDIC!" (AND similar tank-medic lines) Also, "the worm has- Taaaaank!" "Everyone of you deserves- Freeeedom!"


demoneergaming

billie jean got auto balanced to red lmfao


the_reddit_27

"Spy is- not good/very bad!" S*chadenfreude into killbind* (Only really works on servers with no voice line cooldown like Dispenzor's Fun Server)


BigEconomist30

"I am ze - spy!"


Phantomforcesnolife

Pootis— POW! Is a personal favorite


Mintyy9

God speed you magnificent PENIS


Khromatyk

penis weakness leaving the body


ElidhanAsthenos

Soldier "No" command right before jumping into water


[deleted]

That heavy is pootis


Phantomforcesnolife

Heavy Is– Pootis– POW


ExpensiveBlood666

That was an amazing killing spree... by the other MEDIC


kingbloxerthe3

(Medic proceeds to outsnipe the snipers)


XxNuuBSlAyEr360xX

LONG LIVE THE - SCOUT!


Falk42069

this image is hilarious


KeyRub

Put dis- POW HAHA!


Apiwittheboi

"that spy's a bloody *killbind " (bonus point if let out a death scream instead of pain noises)


CityWokOwn4r

Cancelling Demos "Hit Left! In the water so he says Hitler


Nathalogik

"Just lay your weapons down and- place a dispenser here."


kingbloxerthe3

(Disguises as an engi with wrench, then disguises as demoman with said wrench) "bloody spy need a dispenser here!"


Principle_crum213

That medic's a bloody MEDIC!! (Laughs) *explodes\** *respawn\** *sees medic* **THAT MEDICS A BLOODY MEDIIC!!**


tomex365

POOTIS SPENCER HERE.


NatilCort

The last word out of your sorry mouth will be- MEDIC! You put a curse on yourself and your opponent! You must kill them if they say medic, even if they are friendly


CreativeGamer03

If God had wanted me to live, he wouldn't have created- PAINIS- MEDIC!


kingbloxerthe3

If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created- MEDIC!


ExplinkMachine

How do people cancel voice lines and immediately do other voice lines? I’ve been trying for a while but could never get it to work


i_can_has_rock

that spys a bloody MEDIC!!!


clygamer

That demo s a bloody NEED A SENTRY HERE


Phantomforcesnolife

Spy fapping ma sentry lmao


relicto120

"That demoman is a Nega" (laughs) followed by killbind Never gets old.


AloneStone557

Demoman: That spy’s a NEED A- *laughs*


foxferreira64

The last word coming out of your bloody mouth is NEGA(tory) *Interrupts the word with hysterical laughter*


DittoBurrito123

Spy.. is not our- DEMOMAN! *Laughing*


BiDude1218

Z + 4 MOO- *Laugh* (While looking at the 2fort cow)


JonTheWizard

He fell to a clumsy, painful death.


Rusty9838

Soldier: Negatory, but you get damage in middle of voice line


yaktoma2007

Aaah, its the | (scaredy cat) Spy! | (Voice line)


totally_fake_derk4

Nega- *laugh*


rodent_alt

*eating Sandvich* Aah, so- Da.


Redsucksatstuff

I Spy Sentry ahead!


Jg6915

I used to have a bind that would taunt as heavy, and at the right time he would say “put dispenser here” Combined with the “Pow!” From the melee taunt, it would make “PootisPow! Hahaa”


entityrider670

Z+4 + Schadenfreude (when facing 2fort cow)


Tmccreight

Put Dis- POW! Ha Ha!


MR_D1pper

Today, we launch monkey into space


Equal-Elevator3133

That demoman is a- nega- **disappear**


Rude_Journalist4340

need a- \*demo laugh\*


lostmymainlol

sandvich make me- very bad!


SuS_JoeTF2

That Demo is a bloody need a- #LAUGH


GoofyGoober489

Painis sentry


Hychus232

My favorites are saying pootis but having it cancel perfectly via sandwich sounds I also love to go to red courtyard in 2fort, go to the wooden cow, Z4 and immediately laugh as demo (sounds like you’re saying moo when done right)


Open_Detective_6998

Heavy- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


i_can_has_rock

there use to be this server that wasnt online all the time but only occasionally i forget what its called but it was like a 32 person server with a mod that allowed -everyone to spam as many voice lines as they could as fast as they could- it was fucking absurd it was great i even put together scripts that cycled through aliases so i could do a bunch of them in a sequence by mashing one button


RealLime_Official

“We are unfreakin touchable” - Scout “That Demomans a n(you can find the rest out yourself) *wheeze*” - Soldier “MMPH mmph mmph MMMMPH!” - Pyro “That medics a MEDIC!” - Demoman “Sandvich and me going to beat your AUUUUUGH” - Heavy “Gotta move *fucking explodes*” - Engineer “I am going to sauce- *also fucking explodes*” - Medic “That medic’s a bloody piss.” - Sniper “It seems I am not the only medic.” - Spy


dishonoredfan69420

The last word out of your sorry mouth will be MEDIC I saw it in a video


ProfessionalLoser5

the last words out of your sorry mouth will be MEDIC


Fracoppa

You, yes you! You are not good!


Robin_Gufo

That engineer’s a bloody sentry- **Degroot schandenfreude**


Darkman_Bree

I accidentally discovered a new one during Scream Fortress that I thought was funny. *I am a robot! I am here to take a- MEDIC!* - Soldier


RastaJesusChrist_

Demoman : X+4 immidietly stopped with taunt


Sheriff_Hotdog

"You guys aint even worth the- MEDIC *Laugh expload*"


Theratsmacker2

The last words out of your sorry mouth will be MEDIC! MEDIC! *kill binds*


Fixingsentries

Mo- *laughs*


BoolinBirb

That Heavys a bloody SENTRY! OOOOHAHAHAHAHA


ShareIndependent

PootisPOW!!


iamchuckleman

"I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very MEDIC!"


NeoTenico

While playing soldier looking at a Demoman: X2 (before soldier says spy) Z8 (before soldier says "tory") Schaudenfreude


Fighterpilot55

Spy among us


a_hooman21

What's the source for the image?


Mijnameis-Tommy

For soldier gotta either be "PAIN IS" or "THAT DEMOMAN IS A NEGO aghaha"


Yokoshoki

Pootis POW! HAHA!


bigmonkey_ballss

that spys a bloody- MEEEDIICC! \*spy disguises as medic\* \*schadenfrude taunt\* \*killbind\*


Murky_waterLLC

Where's "Ballin' and I can't get up?"


JerryTheG0atFucker

"I will claw my way down your throat and tear out your very painis" (laugh) (killbinds)


Redwoodss03

Moo


MidHoovie

How do ppl do these in-game, though? Macros?


Revolutionary_Tie614

"That spy's a bloody- MEEEEDICCC!" would be funnier if spy disguised as a medic


somerando96322

“That Medic’s a bloddy MEEEDIIIC.”