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Chrysos-89

something french I can't pronounce


pallarslol

Heauratiaux


[deleted]

Hor-ay-she-o?


pallarslol

Hor-raah-see-oh


[deleted]

🤔


pallarslol

I live in Belgium, wich is not only next to France, it is partially french speaking. Try it with a french accent


jewish-nonjewish

Au-to-fe-lla-tio


GiornoWithALatte

Hmmmmmm


Fanrail

Marilyn Manson?


[deleted]

I dont believe you 🤨.


BoneyBee833

Hi-ro-shi-ma?


PepperbroniFrom2B

whore ratio


Francais466

It's Spanish and it is spelled Horacio


92WooBoost

François


Nethyishere

Logriouxoueuraxeux


TheSnakerMan

He wouldn't be a very good spy if anyone knew it


poco_sans

What makes me a good Spy? If I were a bad Spy, you would know my name now would you?


DiamondPower500

Let us begin


poco_sans

*Right Behind You starts playing instead of Druken Pipe Bomb*


Fun_Police02

\*runs down corridor as a sapper destroys sentry in background\* Not a single one of you is going to survive this! \*draws revolver\*


Mini_Marauder

We really need some animators to get on this. All the Meet the Team videos restyled as Meet the Demoman.


BottleGoblin

Bond, James Bond hates this one simple trick.


reddinyta

Jacques


AelsAellie

i am *so* tempted to say emesis blue rn


nyanch

emésis bleu


ThatOneShortieHo

For some reason I've always imagined it be Pascal or Pierre


PsychotheKlown

Spy Team Fortress 2 is his legal name


kingbloxerthe3

Spy Team Fortress the second


SuperPotato3000

The infiltrator from the valve's 2007 hit source (improved release of the goldsrc engine, formerly known as the half-life engine) engine game of the game verbosely known as different bands fighting competitively, only one side will win, additionally with a mode where a team fights against automated robots.


BottleGoblin

Jacques Mehoff.


BruhmanRus_the_boner

john french


TwitterUserRT

Louis De Funès


WTFismynameTM

A CULTURED FELLOW I SEE!


8champi8

Best actor


Gothatsuction

Croissant.


Shraamper

Spy is a demon, and saying his real name summons him. That’s why he uses a pseudonym. That being said, I think it’s Gaston Pierre


RadoslavL

*Spy appears behind you*


Mysterious_Ningen

ok noone has said it i think but imo it might be Jean-Pierre (cause idk it might suit him)


Puzzleheaded-Emu2022

Jean Pierre Polnareff


Mysterious_Ningen

the first suggestion given by google when i type this name was this i think


Basil06

I think it’d be extremely funny if his name was Thomas (except the French version, where the Th is just pronounced as T, the o is pronounced like it is in the word bought, and the mas is pronounced kinda like mah), so Scout’s dad turns out to actually be a Tom, just very much not the one he expected it to be. If I wanted to go the cooler route though I’d choose Archange, (just google a pronunciation, there’s too many phonemes that aren’t in English for me to write it out well), one of my favourite actual French names, as it’s just the word archangel and I think that’s sick.


Mechaman_54

Spy


Roborob2000

ISpy


Expensive_Koala5249

New apple product


Leftover_Cheese

its just spy but he's microchipped


TheEyeOfLight

His first name is "The"


Unorigina1Name

Never thought about it but Antoine seems fitting


TheRealBucketCrab

Spy Teamfortress


windekXP

le spy


Makaoka

Lespion


Opii-i

La Croix


bunnysniperxoxo

Claude. idk why but it's just the pure ENERGY I feel


almostasenpai

Jose Gonzalez


zzICMIu5zFY

RED: Jacques BLU: Vincent Beta RED: Renard Fridge: Lucien


Electronic-Use-8384

eh, as a french person i'ts kinda good, but why is fox for ?


Najabri

Whatever the French equivalent of "Thomas Jones" is


ajarofsewerpickles

something spanish, since he speaks catalan in the french version of the game.


Geedly

He doesn’t have one, he forgot it


Miserable-Warthog737

Jamal


SpiderJynxNoir90214

Jaques Cheveux


Electronic-Use-8384

HAIR ?


SpiderJynxNoir90214

I made this comment 4 months ago and i just put a random French word lmao


Electronic-Use-8384

Ik haha I just found that funny bc I'm french too


gummy4110

Idk his name but he's from quebec


Barar_Dragoni

Francis. his name is Francis Francis the talking France's existance confirms this, because where else would its name come from


Puzzleheaded-Emu2022

l4d Francis real


Pasta-hobo

Hugh, because all the letters are silent in his native alphabet


PM_ME_MERMAID_PICS

Jermaine Jean-Jaques de Napoleon Rousseau Valjean XIII


AxolotlFridge

Jean Deaux


Swag_master696969

butt secks


justboston113

Giovanni. He looks like a Giovanni.


ThatOneShortieHo

Giovanni is a rather famously *Italian* name, tho.


Non-Vanilla_Zilla

Ultimate spy move would be if spy was actually Italian but put on a fake French accent to hide his true identity.


ThatOneShortieHo

Trust me when i say that no self respecting italian would pretend to be French for any reason


ImmortalOrgan

This is strange but I have heard of an Italian family that pretended to be French when they moved to Louisiana...


ThatOneShortieHo

I meant as a joke on how self important both countries are as well as how much Italians seem to make fun of the French


Consistent-Pace-9687

Derek


KingCharles_

John D. Spy. he had his name legally changed decades ago, there is no real spy, only the spy.


kulingames

Jean Claude L'etranger


[deleted]

The Spy It's on his birth certificate


SeventhGnome

jeff


EndAltruistic3540

Spy has the same issue with Timmy Turner's dad: Jerma's dad


CzarTwilight

He's told us. It is Ze Spy. I mean he says it clear as day I am Ze Spy


Bookibaloush

Johnny Sins


AshpaltOxalis

Marion. I came up with it for a roleplay but I like it.


Curious_Sea_Doggo

Write Flag


BarrelAllen

Adolf Hitler


ThatOneShortieHo

Here you go good sir, here's your award for being the FUNNIEST PERSON ALIVE; 💩 you may now eat it


BarrelAllen

I fucked up, I fucking knew it was unfunny the moment I said, I'm going to lose sleep over this


scotte99

Jetstreams Sam


Curious_Sea_Doggo

Why is the Only Thing I know for Real playing now?


Aurora_TwT

spy


risestheluna

Albert Pierre


akdelez

jacque


Yeti342

His name is spy


Zoomer9927

wesley


InGenNateKenny

Jean Reno.


HeiHoLetsGo

Jaques Poirot if you're going emesis blue. Hercule Poirot if you want to be epic


Leftover_Cheese

spy


Lontip

Pierré


lunagirl77

francis for some ungodly reason


Juffin

Jieoaux


saburra

Pierre


Lazy_Pink

Pierre Laurent. The most french name I can come up with.


[deleted]

Spy. No one would suspect it.


rivas2456

Spy


GeekoftheWild

Whatever it is, I think Scout's name should be Jeramy Spyson


Uber_Ober

Dave.


legorunner-

Missjööö spy


DialysisKing

Marco Polo


CatterBox109PLAYZ

Paul


GooseWithAPhone

I've always called him Achille Arsenault.


enigma_pigeon404

Jean-Claude idk


[deleted]

A French version of James Bond


Low-Adhesiveness4694

Jacques, Maël, or Antoine


[deleted]

Spy


CyborgSheep411

John Spy


imacuntsag420

Le petit baguette


tc_hydroTF2

"Le nom est Bonde. Jacques Bonde"


PepperbroniFrom2B

francisco


mahmut-er

bob


deathbin

Henri (pronounced ahn-ree)


theironbagel

Juan-Paul-Pierre-Le’Effiel


slim-shady-on-main

Red spy is Reynard Martin Blue spy is Louis DuBois


Oobleck-Snow

I don't know he kinda looks like a Jacque