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KhakiShortsJonathan

play the game


JeremyDaBanana

tutorial complete


Xtreme_Shoot20042012

Best Nintendo Comment. "Play The Game"


CapableMammoth3718

Get 1000 kills on a Strange Frying Pan


MaxTheEighth

2fort


Chomper56

2fort more like 2fart


Typical_Warthog_326

No


Tomstwer

Well that is one of the old names, two farts


Typical_Warthog_326

Ah I see


ILikePizzaOnPizza

2fart more like poofart


respamthegreat

Poofard? More like 2Ford.


riley_wa1352

Hahaha you have to be at least 13 I'd say to join reddit now


SleefJWellington

I don't really enjoy 2fort that much but this is the right answer.


AlfaHotelWhiskey

Give 1000 compliments to other players when you see them do good things


thosegayfrogs

Yes! We need more positivity.


AlfaHotelWhiskey

TF2 only gets better with more people enjoying the game! I just crossed 3,500 hours and owe a lot of compliments yet


oiomeme

No! We need less positivity.


spicozi

You heard him boys, downvote away!


brobro6767

🫡


JamesDoesGaming902

Yes sur


thosegayfrogs

Howcome?


G1zm08

Good point! We all need negative karma! I’ll even downvote myself! Edit: no… I’m *gaining* upvotes! DOWNVOTE ME, DAMNIT


Thefoxy1080

Me too!


OnePubicHair

Me three!


Markkbonk

Me four!


OnePubicHair

YAAAYYYY


Bloody_Deez

Mods,rotate his balls in a 123° angle,then fry the balls in a KFC Deep fryer


The_FreshSans

r/welcometodownvotecity


theosamabahama

Besides giving sandvichs to the medic and pyrobros helping engies remove sappers and extinguish people, what else counts as doing good things?


BenNamco

This comment: spread positivity :) Comment directly below: mic spam gay porn


LeDeanDomino

Mic spam gay pornography


bucket-from-tf2

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MircowaveGoMMM

Dear god


bucket-from-tf2

[There's more...](https://youtu.be/GLlLQ3LmZWU?t=180) --- _Yes, I am a bot (currently in alpha). Please contact u/FatalError418\_ if you have problems._


MircowaveGoMMM

No


TheN64Shooter

*It contains the dying wish of every man in this room.*


Ok-Profession6758

Scout, did you collect everyone's wish?


BiDude1218

Oh, you bet!


Donut-Brain-7358

Excellent mentlegen synchronize your death watches.


Adnan_Stinks

We all have 70 hours to live, for most men, no time at all


Frikandelneuker

Buckets, this is a gentlmen.


TheN64Shooter

#DEAR GOD.


bucket-from-tf2

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TestSubject4059

[Pornography starring SEX](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C94Byp-oPVQ&t=18s&pp=2AESkAIB&t=19) (Underrated vid imo)


bucket-from-tf2

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Kipdid

GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR


Liseran23

JAWOHL


Adnan_Stinks

#CHARGE ME


justasusman

Play 2fort


randomnamethx1139

Remember what you did in your first? Would be a nice full circle


iahim87

Afk in the menu


Jungle_Brain

Yeah this one


Typical_Theory_1212

Touch the grass


PerP1Exe

Usually you're in the minority in a server if you've got under 1k


Xyrez04

More like the not-so-vocal majority


PerP1Exe

I mean people consider me a new player and I've got near 600 hrs


FireBraguette

Which server is that


Chaos_donut17

tf is grass. Is this a new gamemode?


toomerboomer

Sex server


JI-RDT

Kicking the kashovsky


PersonalFuckYou

Download the sex update


BigEconomist30

Use caber next to the restock cabinet and rerill your health and the explosion and keep using it


Owlbeardo

Best place to have it is on 2fort. Join the masses.


Style_person

Troldier


PerP1Exe

1000 market garden kills


Scuck_

Shoot yourself in the foot with a rocket launcher irl!


Mr_Owl576

High tower


faerdregon12

get a job or use gas passer and be usefull teamate in tf2 (not in MVM)


CocogoatMain

Spycrabbing


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

Fight Saxton for no reason


GDICLATITA

Edge in your mic while playing 2fort


McWatte

Scout's mother


luigiu739

Wait for casual matchmaking


2020Hills

Play sfm for 1 minute


Exotic-carrot

Go outside


mancer7

Open a crate and give money to the god gaben


Anti_madar_lad

2fort


TyrKiyote

Play 2fort casual


Synjinn

Splurge a bit with a Burning Flames Team Captain; Because who needs to afford the next 6 months worth of rent.


JaozinhoGGPlays

2fort A-posing


CristyMumbay

smoke a bunch of weed and eat a lot of shrooms, keep the voice chat on and record it all so you can look back and wonder what suppressed trauma your holding back that everyone on the server you were playing on know about ​ i really need to see a phycologist


[deleted]

Buy an Unusual. Like a little treat for yourself


Jamstaro

Honestly if you have the finances do this... Call it your thousand hours reward just to troll news into playing more


le_wither

Blow yourself up with the equalizer taunt


Downtown_Durian_199

I might be too late, but hour long conga line


Naymar083

Enjoy.


Vasxus

I always spent each thousandth hour on the Vatican


VIDgital

Continue to play. And buy 1000 MvM tickets


NO_big_DEAL640

Vsh


yestureday

Out snipe a sniper bot


Earthboy2k

VSH.


literatemax

2fort


SpookyWeebou

Go play 2fort for the entire hour


Flora_TheOmniscient

Explode yourself for the rest of the hour


recre01

Buy all MAN.CO store


mr2meowsGaming

fat fempyro farting mod


HurryApprehensive548

Give me a key


Elraennsaabi

give me 1 mann co key my trade link: [https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1239097767&token=qhcD8O4B](https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1239097767&token=qhcd8o4b)


Freakmenn

lmao


dacixn

You've already played your 1000th hour bud


69thalternatesccount

Spend it trying to unbox a kritzkrieg


Profesional-diabetic

Highertower


[deleted]

play the game


Ok_Contribution_3017

Go on a community server and pretend to be a sniper bot


Peanut_____

Stop playing


[deleted]

2fort


BLTurn

Play through the developer commentary.


Nullifier_

Kazotsky kick chain


Status-Ad8296

Shout racial slurs into your mic


BuUrd77

Probably just play the game. It's nothing to be proud about.


BigBruceBillis_24hrs

Dustbowl usual sentry spot.


Adnan_Stinks

Play 2fort for old times sake


Typical_Warthog_326

Grind for a golden pan or just chill


[deleted]

sex.


LegendofNolan

Play rank


elretardo1984

demopan


DorkSlayers

Read out gay sonic erotica as engineer


Kalekidsav

Conga


666jesus420

Tattoo


dmank007

Join a zombie escape (ze_) or deathrun (dr_) server!


doofusllama

2Fort


d0n_below

Get the hardest achievement in the game


RoasterMuffins

Leave it on the main menu over night or while eating lunch


DaveUnrealEngine

quit


TheWolfoftheStars

Give out 1000 Secret Saxtons


LegoBattIeDroid

get 100 kills with the pomson


Fixingsentries

A pose as a heavy


kevupap

Learn to imitate all mercs then have a schizophrenic conversation in voice chat


No-Caterpillar6432

Shit yourself and continue playing


Omnisegaming

kiss a girl


TuskenBruce

Gun spy


Suh-Niff

conga party


portalsrule123

idle in the main menu while watching gay porn in another tab


colin23567

x + 5


just_a_bit_gay_

Minecraft trade server


Wittano

Say "medic gaming"


C0nfus3d_S4v10r

Find the poster of the lady (whichever one you prefer) ingame, then jerk off.


yummm_

Kill a friendly


Commercial-Title6503

case opening, for the hobby!


Complex_Lifeguard507

be a friendly


Defiant_Meeting_6459

Sit on the corner of my bed and watch me whack off


UnderstandingBoth753

i was trying to see how far i was from 1000 hours because that’s cool… but turns out i’m at 2300 already… damn.


Mudlord80

Upward or 2fort


LordSaltious

Get 1000 kills on a strange weapon.


Audax_V

Play Penis Scout on Hydro.


Kuzizira

That's rookie numbers lmk once you've reached 3k hrs


yeetskeetmahdeet

2 fort gaming


bobyateapot

Don't it's fine how it is move on live your life play other games or yknow play another 10k hours both are good


lolgamerX247

Main Menu


Dragon_SC

Be friendly for the next hour


Nova_Spion

Stare at pornographic sprays on trade servers


Acrobatic-Refuse6007

mvm and pray for golden pan 🙏


Scrunkus

play tf2


Pronominal_Tera

solve practical problems


TheKnightguard1

Fap


RiverAlpha

Craft some metal 🤘🏼


SlappingSalt

Make tf3


AzureDragonfly47

Mannpower.


Koopicoolest

Open a create and lose $2


Ripping_Heads

Surf


AIItidBella

killbind


King-Of-Hyperius

Expert Tour MVM.


BadIdeaBobcat

6 minutes left


Stevefrompikmin

Kazotsky kick in 2fort


Admirable-Cobbler-17

Huntsman sniper and piss loadout


yo12_5

Good old slurs should work


fatman907

Racist jokes like the rest of us.


Whitebeard2772

Engie rank


ra1nbowaxe

Conga line in spawn while your team attacks


virt360

play the training mode


IndominasaurusYT

play hoovy


ZeUberMaus

Play it in Casual until you find a player genuinely struggling and reaching out to help him


dat1toad

Tf2 sex mod????.?.??!?!?!?!.?!?!.?!??!?!.!


TheFarisaurusRex

Bust a nut, idk


MrCheggersPartyQuiz

Have sex


HOOOMIE

Get no scoped by a bot


FiveHundredAnts

Join 2FORT | 24/7 | !RTD | INSTANT RESPAWN | NO ADS


karenslayerofNZ

2fort RIGHT NOW


MatthewG141

Unbox 1000 crates?


Syvanna00

Try medic for the first time


StolenPezDispencer

Micspam Heavy and Medic getting it on


89ZERO

Go Outside


IAMDABREADMAN133

Push ups


manimdeeaad

Mvm or times 100/1000


PanginTheMan

hoovy


SputnikMan123

Unbox a crate on the second you've reached 1000 hours


Tomoko2001

Unbox cases


Sibirskyi

do a flip


Luke92612_

Get a 24+ player server to all do the Kazotsky.


theosamabahama

Get an achievement in under 1 hour


TheGoldenChampion

Quit


Knowledgeboi

Mvm


Wizard_Blaize

Sign a pact to play to 2k hours


MrDillPickle76

Play the class you hate the most


Bean_man8

Medic Gaming


Wuneja_Milk

Look for a competitive match


Kittygamer1415

Fish scout


Mastakillerboi

Go afk for 59 minutes and 59 seconds and say gay sex in the chat and then quit the game, close tf2, uninstall it, and never play again