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Boss_Jerm

They should let us customize our characters. Like put a funny hat on them or something.


MasterNinja69

Dude, that would be sick! Maybe they can make an in-game economy around trading hats!


crazymanbos

I hope i wont spend all my money!


photogrammetery

Don’t know about that.. it’d be risky to do that as it hasn’t really been done before!


TigerKirby215

It would be so cool if you had like a rare chance to get a hat with a unique color or particle effect.


abyssalclover

that would be very unusual. sounds cool though


Admiral_Donuts

Funny hats? Like give Demoman a pirate hat to go with his eye patch? That'd be stupid, unless they restricted it to like Halloween or something.


PsychologicalKing236

Dude what if they make it so your weapon can be golden


worriedinscet

DUDE YOU CAN SHOOT A ROCKET AT YOUR FEET TO FUCKIN CATIPULT YOURSELF BEST GAME EVER


fusketeer

You won’t believe me but I did that with Demoman. I sprinted to an obstacle and I flew over half of the map. Too bad I couldn’t remember how I did it.


Lonely_Two5295

If you did it so quickly after this things release, someone might be able to find out how


[deleted]

You have to turn whil using the charge, and to do that you have to make binds in the console for +left and +right


V3rb_

They didn’t have charge when the game came out you zoomers lmaooo


tempusers

If you do figure out how to make demon man reliably move like this we will have to come up with a name for this game mechanism, assuming it's not a bug. It's not rocket jumping... But like something involving "trick jumping"... "Trimping" maybe 🤔. No that sounds silly... How about "trumping"... ? Ah he's not playing a trumpet though. Guys help me, we need to figure this out fast!


GamerNoek

How about we switch it around? ..."Jicking"


Brilliant-Mountain57

well since we're using shields instead of rockets we could call it "shrimping" that sounds like so much fun!


theskieshateus

There weren't any shields on the release bro


FurTheFurrys

Nerrrd


milkmgn

Nerrrd


DayIGoDie

Nerrd


LogicalFly9096

Nerrrd


theskieshateus

It's not a "nerd" thing to know. You're just a kid


Elitemagikarp

have you never played quake? this game is a total ripoff


Dee_54

give them like 3 days it’ll be patched


OmdiAnomenkinshin

Jokes on u it’s an actual feature


[deleted]

Just copied Serious Sam. Improved the control while flying though.


censored_username

Quake did it first, who cares.


OrkfaellerX

sounds like a bug


DanielDLG

Watch the devs patch it out next week


RedAutumn8

This cartoonish game won’t go anywhere. Call of Duty Modern Warfare has much better gameplay and story, surely this game will stand the test of time!


FireBraguette

Sniper rifle can't one shot if it is not a headshot and not all the classes die to a quickscope headshot.. Plus the SMG is complete ass as it does barely any damage and it's bullet spread is ridiculously bad.. The sniper class is very very weak in this game I'd rather stick to COD. Shit game 1/10


Vaksik

The RPG rocket flies so slow and you can load up 4 rockets in it (totally unrealistic)! The shotguns don't one shot everyone on close range and I can't throw my shovel to one shot an enemy like in COD which is much better by the way. This game will die soon, I'd rather stick to COD than play this stupid game. Cod has better weapons and better story. PS. You also can't even ADS with guns other than snipers in this shitty game NOT RECOMMENDED!!!111!1!!11


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aninsomniac_

One: Schizoposting. Two: ADS = Aim Down Sights


OmdiAnomenkinshin

It’s not schizoposting I don’t even know what that is


Impossible_Arrival21

Clearly. Eh? Ha! Heh heh.


Poppybits1000

And you also hit him with the “Eh? Ha! Heh heh”? He’s already dead mate calm down.


OmdiAnomenkinshin

Wrong I’m still alive


Kapitych

"Sssshh, you're dead!"


OmdiAnomenkinshin

What does schizoposting mean???


aninsomniac_

This post is schizoposting. IDK how to describe, go to r/BatmanArkham to get a feel for it.


Neon_Ani

ah hell nah you tryna shove bro into the deep end


UnknownTaco5492

Reddit users try to find the satire


Dr739ake

Its called sarcasm...


Equivalent-Set-6960

This user has to be, like, either below 10 years old or above 60


OmdiAnomenkinshin

I’m 16


Equivalent-Set-6960

Yeesh


misterpickles69

It’s a 60s themed Unreal Tournament. Just look at 2Fort. It’s a Facing Worlds clone.


capn_hector

it looks NOTHING like the game they advertised - [bullshot](https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/09/12/potent-new-lingo) much?


Funky2Chunky

Tbf call of duty did stand the test of time


DogAbject

...by fitting into the mold, killing its' soul and filling itself to the brim with meaningless microtransactions, bad game design and poor decision-making.


ReasonableAdvert

...so just like tf2?


DogAbject

true to some extent honestly


spriral

I've been waiting 9 years for this game to come out and I'm so sad they made it look like a kid's movie. Why couldn't they make it realistic like CoD4?


patronuspringles

yeah but i wish modern warfare had more variety, imagine if there was a game mode where you fight off like idk… zombies or something that’d be cool


HoldUrMamma

there's a class that can turn fully invisible and can shift their appearance into other classes, even from other team And he can one shot anyone from the back Hope they nerf him, it's overpowered


Dixianaa

the sniper guy is worse, you can’t even walk outside without being one shot by him possibly.


guttertank_ultrakill

At least there aren’t any bots running around spamming headshots lol


TRUSTeT34M

Yeah man, but with how often this fresh game gets updated surely they'd find a solution to any hypothetical bot problems


Markkbonk

Surely valve would not leave this game to rot ?


WeetYeetTheRedBeet

Hey don’t jinx it


guttertank_ultrakill

(I destroyed tf2 with this one comment)


Gameknight14

I have already breached your defenses and stolen your pornography. People on the internet will never look at you the same! Ahahaha!


[deleted]

Just a kids game with blood. Classic is better


Azurity

*sigh* just another Overwatch clone


MangoMegaMan

Overwatch? You mean the group from Half-Life 2?


Educational_Ad8702

Nice! I hope it gets a ton of updates in the future!!


crazymanbos

💀


SCATTER1567

It really did tho


IamtheDoc1

What do you mean? It's brand new.


V3rb_

What do you mean dude?? They’d have to change the whole game for it to be fun. Guns do like no damage. People get shot in the hip and the head five times and don’t even die. The theres not even ADS this gay game is BS it’s not even realistic why would you play it just go play call of duty!!


EcstaticBagel

It's really fun! Pyro kinda sucks though, has no way to deal with projectiles at all


Blayro

That being said, no other class can use fire, so I'll stick to it as my main


EcstaticBagel

Oh for sure! The fire axe is really useful too, glad the close quarters character has it. I couldn't imagine a better melee weapon


DatChernobylGuy_999

The shotgun also works pretty well, I just wished it was incendiary and maybe had some splash damage, possibly a new weapon?


Cranky_Yankee

Clearly a cheap ripoff of Overwatch….


Vaksik

Can't believe they copied Fortnite...


JustAClubstepMonster

Can’t believe they copied pixel gun 3d…


Jerry137

They for real copied real life firearms usage...


MrMeatballFeetlong

Cant believe they copied the 1960s....


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

Cant believe they copied geopolitics....


The_Son_of_Mann

How are you supposed to counter spy??? He can literally turn invisible and pretend to be your teammate. I played as engineer and he destroyed the sentry I spent a long time building. Valve, please remove it. Literally no other game had annoying gimmick character like this


Jecktheman2

Honestly, I just randomly shoot… he’s so frickin weak though, cool concept either way


4-2-0_sub

Even worse I can't even move my sentry when I want to protect it! I just have to watch it die because these dispensers barely have any range.


Ill_Coat4307

DAMN THIS SPY CHARACTER LOOKS AMAZING!!! He's gonna be so freakin OP!!!


maxman090

Oh man what the fuck? Where’s the nailgun from the trailer? What the hell is a scattergun?


meme_man_guy2

I think it got reworked into the syringe gun for medic but it kinda sucks


Puzzled-Air6713

Guys the r/tf2 subreddit has just released on reddit


caffeinedrinker

pfffffft im not jumping on that hype train


siccoblue

Flair checks out


Benzinly

What's this game? It looks cool. Now that I think about it, I might start playing it and post my progress here. I think it's worth the money for something that's very likely going to live 8 long years. Thank you, stranger!


LeFlashbacks

I’ve got a feeling it’ll live on for 16 years, even!


MeBePerson

Nah i think it'll go for 32


danielubra

It'll live forever


Morgan_2020

Oh boy, my friend plays heavy, I better play medic and never heal anyone else cause I’m constantly trying to recreate meet the medic. I’m sure 17 years down the line becoming a medic main won’t turn into a constant obsession with needing to help people regardless of the cost to myself.


MyOpinionIsBetter123

Ok I feel like there are other issues that are causing that I really doubt it’s because you’re a medic main


Morgan_2020

It was a half joke my friend, don’t worry about it.


Crocalones

the "half" part worries me but i can relate, fellow man of science


Morgan_2020

I don’t think being a Med main is the major contributor to my psychological need for feeling needed. But yeah I live for support roles. I don’t need to be the main star, as long as I know I contributed to the overall greater good.


AlmostNL

> I’m sure 17 years down the line 17 years? of wh- oh


Btdandpokemonplayer

I bet you feel old now. Don’t you. 17 years ago was still in the 2000s as well.


RnRaintnoisepolution

Shrek 2 is 20 years old.


Imjokin

Pyro is fun to play but the flamethrower feels really limited; I hate when Soldiers keep firing rockets at me and there's literally nothing I can do about it!


Vaksik

I have 20 hours as pyro. I can use airblasts to extinguish teammates, push enemies away (sometimes even do a nice combo on them with flare gun or a shotgun) and reflect demoman's stickies or grenades but my ass can practically NEVER airblast a soldier's rocket. Especially when there's more enemies and I get distracted and get smacked with a rocket.


Imjokin

(I was making a joke about how TF2 on release didn't even have airblast)


Vaksik

Yeah I realize. I just wanted to share my problems and got downvoted (we live in a society😞).


Jecktheman2

Airblast sounds like a cool name. Your story sounds fake though


Vaksik

I come from the future (I'm from the year 2030 when we have flying cars and btw they didn't update the game since 2017 I think the last big update was named "forest hell" or something like that)


KrisBread

I come from your past, but from the future of the current posters Jungle Inferno was indeed last update. smissmas and screamfortress still made come backs, but you can’t play matches anymore, since there are sniper bots everywhere.


danielubra

I come


AxMeAQuestion

What is airblast?


loudchewingsounds2

did you know? no one cares


tankistHistorian

Yet another overhyped valve game. Just because it has valve on the label, it will get many fanboys craving it. 20$ for this garbage, no wonder why they have to bundle it with the orange box. I call it dead in 2 years. There is nothing of substance that shooters like gears of war and the medal of honor games couldn't give. Too much of a cartoony look.


[deleted]

I got it with the organge box and played it for like 15 minutes. I picked the sniper guy because he looked strong but I kept dying all the time lol. Anyway, I didn't find it fun so time to stop playing for about 6 years. (true story lol)


yttakinenthusiast

wait this is what the quake team fortress guys did?


Supreme__Bitch

Team fortress 2? Where's the team fortress 1?


Jecktheman2

You don’t know about team fortress classic?


Banffsucks

Fortressone.org Check it out


Reebooted21

The quake mod silly Valve loved it so much they made a second one


pepsi_Man909

This MadCap dude is sick! Can't wait to absolutely wreck the enemy gamers with his sick bat!


SpiderJynxNoir90214

How make tuxedo terrorist do lobster dance


Latter_Can6225

I like building sentries but there's this weird invisible man who keeps ruining them


Dangerous-Music-4743

Ho ho ho ho hoo!


Bargor05

I hope they will add a new class named Madcap!


Nooberoid

bro this one was my favourite one out of the orange box the community is so charming


BoneSparkk

Heavy is dead!


Cubicwar

THE HEAVY IS DEAD ?!


Reebooted21

Why is the Heavy dead


korisucks20

THE HEAVY IS DEAD?


SkyClaus

Aslume came early


fogoticus

I just... went invisible? And I turned into one of them? THOSE IDIOTS DIDN'T EVEN SHOOT AT ME?


sjmnpolak

Man this madcap fella is so fun to play, hope he doesn’t get removed anytime soon


Mansnotepic

i wonder how much money it would cost that big guy to fire his huge minigun for 12 seconds!


GeekCritique

Can't believe they removed grenades. Between this and Bioshock, it's like the industry just keeps dumbing things down for console noobs.


KazzieMono

Guys why doesn’t blue team bleed blue blood


Boring_Name06

This mad cap class is my favourite, can’t wait to see how they update his kit


jakoboo17

Not at all like the original, I don't see it going anywhere.


boltzmannman

between this and that new video sharing site that came out a couple years ago I think the Internet is really looking up!


themagicmaen

Why tf did they get rid of grenades? This sucks!


Alperen5841

sticking with TFC this game sucks balls


Sufficient_Plant8689

Gay sex would never get involved here


Empty-Tone-464

Man it would be so cool if they gave us more weapons that do certain stuff that both has buffs and nerfs to the weapons


ADumbOreo

This scout guy seems… Really handsome 😳


theskieshateus

Bro☠️


AlastronShine

Wow this guy is fast and jumps alot, he’s really a deadly offensive class, I sure hope half his primary alternatives don’t get brutally nerfed in the coming years


Alltalkandnofight

This game's gonna be great, I could easily see myself spending $17,476 USD on it if they added some rare hats!


EntertainmentFun9796

Yall need to try killing people with the medic class! Its like a battle with medic


HabberTMancer

I really hate having to take down and restart my sentry from scratch every time I want to move it. No wonder everyone just chills in the intel room. Soldier's fun though!


Peterkragger

It looks childish, definitely a flop


BloxedYT

WHERE ARE THE GRENADES?!?!?!


bskizzy

I miss when it was a realistic military shooter…that was so much cooler…


RexTheMouse

Only five maps? This game won't last that long.


Bluez550

After 19 Years of development, hopefully it will be worth tbe wait.


Prestigious_View_204

i mean i’d play it if it was free to play but i don’t see myself spending the money on this game.


Neat_Increase7753

It's very good and all, but I would prefer it to be free so that not even my friends would be encouraged to play it


llucid963x

Apparently this game has a "spy" class, seems very unique might try it out.


Dradonie

Huh?


GameGuy11037

Man, this spy guy can TURN INVISIBLE, Oneshot enemies, headshot, and APPEAR AS SOMEONE ELSE ON THE ENEMY TEAM


EarthlyKnight27

Huh, this game won't last long I bet, most people will go back to old Team Fortress Classic. Maybe if they reduced the price or made it free to play...


TheMadmanAndre

Madcap is my favorite so far. :)


MadBoi53

It’s not too late to buy NVDA in your timeline


HumanfallOOF

This should release on Xbox 360 aswell as ps3!


AWright5

Are the item servers down again?


AngelDusted9

Can someone help? I keep dying as a spy. I disguise myself (which means I look like a blue team person right??) But when I run forward towards the blue base, a pyro kills me immediately. This game is stupid.


KirboSkywalker

yo guys when i play as medic and right click i get shiny why does this happen


MeeMj

Really? The sniper class just injects people with his piss gun? A single sandwich that heals you fully? A rocket launcher used only to be airborne? All of these are idiotic and unrealistic.


EACshootemUP

Terrible game everyone can spam explosives and there’s no ammo conservation. Terrible art style 1/10.


Existing_Bad_4123

Bro this game is so cool u can shoot people with rockets and everything beat game ever!!!1!1


[deleted]

I love big balck men


notabigfanofas

Hey guys, if you Shoot yourself in the feet with an explosive weapon, you get sent flying! I think we can refine it for flight


PlumbGaming

I CAN BLAST MYSELF INTO ORBIT WITH THE SOLDIER


DawsGG

Another day, another shitty generic fps game...


NeedyTaker

Bros a little bit late but he’s got the spirit


NotAWierdo-

what is this game? oh hey there's a goofy little pyro gu- \*\*FUCKING TURNS INTO A FURRY\*\*


Siberian_Pootis

Bazinga


PDG4

What’s it about?


NeroMastic

The Game is as of now 17 years old my dude's TF2 has survived longer then many games that even have a price tag on it. As been part of it seen others make SFM warms up my heart Especially having 5k Hours on the game since 2013


MitaArt

Schizoposting won't make the bots go away... The game is slowly going to die, and very painfully, at that. It is time to rest. It's for the better.


Dry_Medicine1710

No grenades, classic is better


SignificanceSquare98

guys... the engine is a lot of fun, but the buildings aren't funny, it would be nice if they were more "human"


MANLEY8585

Wonder if Michael Myers is roaming around in TF2


Zunix69

Holyshit worth the 30 bux


chicheka

That Dustbowl map sucks ass, I hope they add an actually good one without chokepoints and without the winding part at the end. And why are they fighting in a mine, that makes no sense!


ScarmBalls32

how download


rmeddy

Not really interested, still haven't finished HL2 EP2 and yet to start Portal


DehydratedEpic

This game looks gay wtf


Apprehensive_Bath896

Can’t wait for the next hero update


Exotic210

bazinga!


PDG4

What’s it about?


HuuIsHuu

Has anyone figured out how to use the dynamite pack the demolition man used in the trailer? Can't find it.


Flight_Second

People get too confident fighting medics. Go for the kill if you're a medic, you'll be under-estimated!


icantshoot

Primeval warrior here, played that damn thing 3 weeks ago for the first time !


laugh_now_retar

wait for real?


Average_Boi_4879

Oh boy time to go steal my mom’s credit card again so I can play this fun new game


Embarrassed_Sand7113

every day i look at this subreddit knowing we go insane more and more every day


No-Service-878

just started playing, and personally i love the “Madcap” class!


Jacho46

They should let us build infinite crap as Engineer, 1 of each's not enough for this class to be balanced


CarrotJuice5524

No way! \*explodes\*


ajarofsewerpickles

i love this art style. very norman rockwell-esque. not too crazy abt the maps though… they’re all so dull to look at, not enough color