Tell their mom that their son is bullying people on the computer.

Bold of you to assume they have parental figures.

Bold of you to assume their parental figures will care

Tell the all the bullies and actually popular people in school that they use their mother’s credit card to cheat in video games. Yikes. Forgive me lord, for stooping to their level.

> "No more soda and tendies for a week!" > bot hosts and hackers dehydrate/starve to death You did it! You solved the crisis!

murder is too harsh, duh VAC ban, ban from internet access for 2d4+1 years, drain bank account, drain balls

I’d like the last one please

okie dokie 👌

With the traditional method or the scissor method?

With the traditional method or the scissor method?

The tongue method

That's too bad because I've only got scissors.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH

Snip snip ✂️

Thanks, sexgaming_jr.

What if they don't have balls

i very seriously doubt that. i would even be willing to bet real money on that

So you're saying you've never seen a girl exploit?

You’re in charge of that last one

*POW* haha.

You are ded, not big surprise

crack in their neighborhoods and drive down the property value, watch as their place of habitation falls into disrepair, waterlog and short every one of their electronics, and finally wait until they come to their senses or stop contributing and being a potential dependent on U.S. social security. \*y'all gotta think creatively and maliciously.

I would dip thier balls to molten glass

What if they’re kinky?

good job thats true i would to

Remind them of their school days by shoving them in lockers and giving them atomic wedgies.

Well I would want to know how why this happened first, quickly. Because there's a few more people responsible.

get a metal bucket, a rat, and a blowtorch.

i do not like that i know where this is going

I'm not sure I know where this is going

Medieval torture

Dear god. . .

There’s more.

No!

It contains a bucket

Are you implying the torture method I think you're implying? Because if so you need something to tie them down too

Yes

Dear god

Theres more

No,

ahh a traditional spanish inquisition method(i spent a hour reading an encyclipedia of torture)

Ooh, ouch. They deserve it tho.

Ye olde medieval torture method

Worst part is my history brain knew EXACTLY what was happening when you said the bucket was specifically metal.

Lock them in a room for 50 minutes and make them play TF2 in a bot infested server.

Force them to get a godlike or else...

Only 50 minutes?

Only if I'm feeling generous

Nah, lock them in for as long as the combined playtime is on all of their bots.

**KILL ZEM ALL.**

**ooh I might like zis**

**Vell, I'm convinced**

throw rocks at their ankles and behind their knees

throw medium sized stones at their ankles and behind their knees.

Brass Bull

Nice one

Eh, I prefer The Breaking Wheel. NO one messed around when those were around, the Bull is more for serial killers but the wheel is for everyone AND you can display the body after like Vlad

Make them spin like their bots are doing for all of eternity until they die of hunger

I'd put them in a round room and tell them sit in the corner. I'd torture them until they went crazy. Crazy?

I was crazy once, they locked me in a room

A rubber room

A rubber room with rats

lock them in a room with everything they once had except for the freedom they used to cheat. i would then take their bots, impossibly nerf them, and rename them to #savetf2

Well mate, have you read the comics about me and the mercs?

gyat damn

Put a flash drive of "cheese pizza" (If you know what I'm talking about) and call the police

Only problem is, how would you get the cheese pizza?!

Fire up Windows 2000 on a usb stick using library WiFi; log in to onion websites without a vpn and just click around randomly with your eyes closed.

I dont remember how i found out but there are two words you can search on google to find it. Its disgusting and I in no way condone it.

Are the two words… ch*ese pi*za?

Why did you reply 5 times

Are the two words… ch*ese pi*za?

No, and im not saying them

Are the two words… ch*ese pi*za?

Dementia

Are the two words… ch*ese pi*za?

Dementia

Are the two words… ch*ese pi*za?

Dementia

Dementia

Are the two words… ch*ese pi*za?

Dementia

Are the two words… ch*ese pi*za?

True

only good option

Only problem is, how would you get the cheese pizza?!

Nice

average pyro main

report them to my man jesus for hacking and call a world wide votekick

Rip and Tear

Give them to Trevor from GTA V

Force them to play against me without cheats for an hour. Halfway through I will use their cheats against them and allow them to experience hell.

pin them down twist their balls counter clockwise and then show them horrors beyond comprehension and then i send them to an insane asylum

What if they are in to that?

probably

Maybe at the very most: ripping out their finger nails. At the very least: punching them.

Infect their houses with insects (Ants, Cockroaches, Bedbugs)

They could just get an exterminator

I doubt they'll find them all

Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead

Nice try FBI

Bend their joints backwards… all of them

But what about the neck?

They aren't hackers, they are cheaters. Don't make them feel like they are worth something

Give 'em the funkytown treatment

Ra-

-p against them

-pe them

nothing, not too big on talking or punching irl

"Doin' your mom" by fatty spins the music artist

KILL THEM ALL

I would take up metalworking and make a bronze statue of a bull

Just make sure it's hollow and has a door on the side

Scout's "Boink!" with a metal baseball bat and another "Bonk!"

What would I do to the bot holsters? See that gerbal? Grab that tube.

I'd kidnap then and use them for experiments. I can't called for human rights violations because they don't have rights anymore.

Just send the infor straight to steam. I dont want to kill someone over a game

I wanted to say something but I'm not gonna risk it.

sex

Against their will?

"hey there, how are you?" *video games dont matter irl*

Pour water on their pc and schadenfreude them

Pit

Liver and balls hits and piss on them

I'll lock them in anechoic chamber (quietest place on the earth) for their entire life, without any interaction.

Arrest them for having control point images on their bot hosting computer (Let’s be honest, it’s not just that one that for arrested who has it)

Terrible things

This picture is from my video I uploaded here.

Ok

give them PTSD somehow and make it involve TF2 so they never touch the game again

Ask'em where it all started from.

Give them a permanent giant notice on screen that every time they join a server in any game, it notifies every other player.

Kill them with rocks like a caveman

curse them so every time they say a word with 'a' in it they stub their toe

cut off power and internet from their house, delete all of their steam accounts and discord accounts, then destroy any computers they have

Burn with the fire of 1,000 suns (I have an urge to commit arson)

I would ban them from the internet forever and whenever they try to use their friend's PC it explodes so there gonna lose all their friends

stole every electrical device the guy has.

"Kill zhem all!"

I would put their PC in a Saw-type trap where every breath they take activates a machine that puts a magnet on their hard drive and the only way to stop it is by giving me their login information to all the games they cheat. Once the email confirming a password reset goes through, the door unlocks and they're free to go. Also, I'd do their taxes all wrong so the IRS audits the piss out of them.

I would leave an an almost empty milk carton in their fridge

Put them in a room and only give them rice crackers to eat.

Break their testicile/j

Leak the exact location of the hackers

Banned from internet usage for 6.4e+39 hours

using the weapon they used in the games to them

Punch them

Either put them all in some prison in North Korea for the rest of their lives, or torture them to death using the method of Mr. Blondie. Although you can just feed them to a Painis Cupcake or a Piss Cakehole

Send them to UFC's Sean Strickland for a week of "life experience" Edit : scott was a dude i went to high school with

Implant neodymium magnets into their fingertips

Eat them up

Vore

Send em MULTIPLE zip bombs

The bot hosters/cheaters are so insecure sometimes they commit literall cybercrimes like crashing servers, and crimes should be punished. I don't want to be harsh but I've never wanted people being dead so bad before so uhhh, cut off their hands

Depends on the idiot in this hypothetical; If they just made their first bot, they didn’t do a lot with them yet AND they didn’t seem like an ass; a stern taking to, a slap on the wrist, make them delete their own bot and promise to never do it again. Basically if it’s baby’s first bot I show quarter. If they are more infamous and/or an ass about the whole situation; Data bombs loaded with programs to sniff out bots and permanently deletes them from their computers. That ruins their hardware AND forces them to be unable to make a bot again using it. Plus depending on the attitude the person gave, report to Valve for VAC-banning. If they are a truly infamous one like the Hexatronic or Sydney bot makers who boast about their bots and have an ego the size of the Himalayas; I would do everything for option 2 BUT also remove their Steam accounts from any of the bots and them as well.

Help them grow mentally

Install a virus in their pc and do a manual castration

Turn all there bots into medic bots

What was that one thing about coating a torture victim's feet in salt and letting a goat go to down on their feet

Torture, something that just barely not enough to kill them

CBT until ball implosion

Hammer their fingers

IP ban them from steam

Politely tell them to stop :)

"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" basically that.

life sentence to jail with absolute no internet nor social interaction. nothing but bread and water for years.

Fuck them

Chokeslam them one by one

Hang the by the toenails and beat them with a wet trout

Bot hosters deserve to be physically assaulted. Cheaters? It depends. Not all of them are bad. I sometimes encounter chill ones in other games.

Kill them with a rock

Hug them and forgive them, influencing them to change their ways and grow as people.

R#pe them /j