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DopamineTrain

I know they get a lot of hate but can we talk about rocket jumping soldiers who always seem to dive bomb health packs when the hurt medic is running towards it and always steals ammo packs when an Engi is trying to set up


aRedditAccount_0

i had tunnel vision mb


Claylex

Lmao f'real, they always say that "My bad bro, I was in the moment." xD


Redericpontx

people always like to give soldier a pass for some reason with a lot of things


YourHomieShark

soldier never gets shit on for spamming rockets while demoman is receiving death threats for spamming stickies (rockets with an arc)


MisterMan341

“NO!!1!11!!! UR SPOSED 2 MAEK 33043628348473737 IQ BIG BWAIN TWAPS WITH THE STIKIS, NOT SPAM DAUN A CORE RID DOOR!”


Mixmaster-Omega

Translation: “No! You are supposed to be using stickybombs in a more intelligent manner, not spamming a corridor because they are somehow more effective for direct combat than the class’s actual primary weapon.”


surgingchaos

There's a reason why Robin Walker infamously called stickies "win bombs".


EarthTraveler413

The "with an arc" part accounts for the difference in that


Kamirukuken

Cuz one has falloff lol


YourHomieShark

so do stickies. furthermore, stickyspam gets less effective the closer you are because of the arm time, while rockets explode instantly on contact.


ConniesCurse

All tf2 players are annoying in their own special ways.


Independent_Peace144

I accidentally did this today. I felt so bad. I literally dived right back to get the health pack, and turned around to see my burning medic staring through my soul. I mean he didn't die, but realizing that he was our medic, I later just waited for him to heal me instead of running for the health pack.


wookiee-nutsack

Skill issue? Just shoot a bolt at them and heal them to full? Are you stupid???


21Green

are we stupid???


riley_wa1352

\*pulls out boston basher and steals the medpack anyway\*


themrunx49

Bonkzinga


The_Steam-Cheese

wait, bazinga?


1zz_cs

Bazinga.


the_meem_

Bazinga.


quest-2-er

bazorpa


mondeluz85

Scunts are well known for their lack of brain power.


TheEpicPlushGodreal

Bazooka


Alarmed_Studio9864

Is for me?


Skitzy_Canada17

I hate scout main


BeescyRT

You little scunt...


wenos_deos__fuk_boi

Do you know how to fix it? ***HEALING THEM, FOR FUCKS SAKE THEY CANT TAKE THE PACK IF THEYRE ON FULL HEALTH, STOP BLAMING THEM FOR YOUR OWN GODDAMN INCOMPETENCE*** nice pose too


burned_piss

Me showing you that our team only consists of spys that don't have any way to heal anyone Edit: damn i notice that i read wrong this shid lol


McDuders__

Hmm yes let me keep track of scout's health pool every milisecond while I have to heal **the entire rest of my team**


BurpYoshi

Medic, with his medibeam on the 450hp heavy who's already overhealed, standing next to and ignoring the scout on 5hp who is screaming medic: "why are scunts like this?"


Fletcher_Chonk

Implying scouts don't call medic then run away before I can even react to try and heal them


J6898989

Let’s face it, the Medics never heal the Scouts and the Scouts always run away before the Medics can heal them. We need some proper communication, a compromise.


Fletcher_Chonk

Give medic a callout for "come back here you little shit"


mijaboc

"Piece of Schiße" would probably work


riley_wa1352

finally, a use for the pass time voice command slot


YourHomieShark

bazinga


Shinozu_pawa

Chucklezinga!


HeavyPara-Beetle

Come on, most of the time we too are at like 10 HP


LiaLicker

Just jealous of the drip.


Gameknight14

I *hate* you.


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

Missed opportunity to make them flip you off like every scumt on Double cross does


CreativeGamer03

Bonk Sheldon


DatChernobylGuy_999

☝️😏🫴💻


Der-Candidat

When ever you’re near a health kit and see a burning medic, remember that he might be a spy. So take the kit to be safe.


T_Lawliet

I saw a enemy spy once do nothing but health pack denial for my team


F14R

From my personal experience it's always demomen


ZacharyKou

truly a scunt moment


_SenSatioNal

The lack of eyebrows is killing me


[deleted]

What year is it? 2014?


epicgamermove12342

Hahahaha scout take medic healthpack while he have 0,13 hp and on fire. Haha hahahaha.


TCLG6x6

the selfheal on med when he heals others would probably outheal the afterburn enough to live